Random Thoughts II - Page 968

chubby · 18th February 2014, 12:03

very much enjoying colin craig's discomfort.

Savage · 18th February 2014, 12:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by pxpx

I dare not access hottie of the day thread whilst at work so here's a candid picture of jennifer lawrence at the beach in a bikini hnnnnnnnnnngh

omnomnom

Ab · 18th February 2014, 12:37

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Originally Posted by chubby

very much enjoying colin craig's discomfort.

I'm not sure whether Colin Craig is a fucking idiot or a talented media manipulator.

Do his threats have any legal weight? IANAL.

BoyWonder · 18th February 2014, 12:43

He's putting on a master class of media manipulation if you ask me and it lols me how much he must be right inside Russell Norman's head.

crocos · 18th February 2014, 23:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by pxpx

I dare not access hottie of the day thread whilst at work so here's a candid picture of jennifer lawrence at the beach in a bikini hnnnnnnnnnngh

CCS · 19th February 2014, 01:21

So I'm gonna be an uncle fairly soon and I reckon I ought to buy gift. That's what mum reckons anyway...

No idea what to buy. My brother already bought an All Black onesie without even knowing whether his kid will be a boy or not (I told him that if its a girl she should still wear it but he is emphatic that Girls Don't Play Rugby). I bought The Happiest Baby on the Block book (as recommended by NZG) a few months back.

What to get that isn't shite?

Spoon1 · 19th February 2014, 02:42

Depends what you want to spend but Go Go Bags are great and will definitely get used.

Onesies are also super handy.

Avoid stuffed toys and booties IMO.

pxpx · 19th February 2014, 08:44

Baby City vouchers. done.

chubby · 19th February 2014, 09:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by BoyWonder

He's putting on a master class of media manipulation if you ask me and it lols me how much he must be right inside Russell Norman's head.

you give WAY to much credit...he's just one of those d-bags stumbling around and getting laywered up because its worked in the past.
and i very much doubt russells too bothered,colin will have to actually front up to rational debate on his views if he wants to take it further-in which case he'll offend either his retard voter base,or the thinkers.
gonna be kinda like ccs flailing around,scared of solid ground.

pxpx · 19th February 2014, 09:29

Russells probably stoked that it's distracting from his recent bout of batshit crazy policy announcements.

BoyWonder · 19th February 2014, 09:48

I absolutely think that he is a just moronic distraction in the world of NZ politics but he is doing a very good job of the distraction part is all I'm saying. I doubt he will actually get enough votes to get into parliament (here's hoping I'm not wrong...).

leadinjector · 19th February 2014, 10:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

So I'm gonna be an uncle fairly soon and I reckon I ought to buy gift. That's what mum reckons anyway...

No idea what to buy. My brother already bought an All Black onesie without even knowing whether his kid will be a boy or not (I told him that if its a girl she should still wear it but he is emphatic that Girls Don't Play Rugby). I bought The Happiest Baby on the Block book (as recommended by NZG) a few months back.

What to get that isn't shite?

Pepsi · 19th February 2014, 10:42

^^ That is my kids favourite book tbh.

Golden Teapot · 19th February 2014, 10:55

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Originally Posted by CCS

What to get that isn't shite?

One fish two fish red fish blue fish black fish blue fish old fish new fish.

But get the original non-pc version; some are thin and some are fat the fat one has a yellow hat.

Spoon1 · 19th February 2014, 11:02

What does the PC version have instead of that?

StN · 19th February 2014, 11:09

With this country's dependance on milk solids, better get the nephew schooled up early on where butter comes from:

CCS · 19th February 2014, 14:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoon1

Depends what you want to spend but Go Go Bags are great and will definitely get used.

Onesies are also super handy.

Avoid stuffed toys and booties IMO.

Them go go things look good but... expensive.

I like the idea of books, but is that what people usually get for a newborn? What's the usual practice for what people get babies?

CCS · 19th February 2014, 15:01

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Originally Posted by StN

With this country's dependance on milk solids, better get the nephew schooled up early on where butter comes from:

Lawl! The kid is going to be half aussie after all, so he'll get a fine appreciation for racism, living over there

Ab · 19th February 2014, 15:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golden Teapot

One fish two fish red fish blue fish black fish blue fish old fish new fish.

leadinjector · 19th February 2014, 17:00

So im getting married on friday.

my current job is creating the blocks of music for each part. the pre ceremony jams, the reception jams, and the dance jams.

but because im marrying an optimisation engineer everything must be laid out in an exact way. so no shuffle. several blocks of music joined together in a specific order as ordained by the mighty "songs" excel spreadsheet. so far ive done the 46 minute ceremony section, the 3 hour 7 minute and 30s reception section (managed to barter for an extra 2-3 minutes for a proper version of bat out of hell) and the 24 minute cake cutting section.

on to the last 2 hour and 36 minute dance section!

chubby · 19th February 2014, 19:11

I dont think asking a woman for her hand is very masculine.

Golden Teapot · 19th February 2014, 19:50

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Originally Posted by Spoon1

What does the PC version have instead of that?

This one has a little car. This one has a little star. Say! What a lot of fish there are.

BoyWonder · 19th February 2014, 20:36

Congrats Leadinjector

Awesome step to take in your life and a day you will remember forever!

Chubby, you are such a tool

leadinjector · 19th February 2014, 22:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by chubby

I dont think asking a woman for her hand is very masculine.

traded in my masculinity when i lost a game of pool to her on our second date and had to cook her cupcakes wearing nothing but an apron and my finest jewellery

CCS · 19th February 2014, 23:43

gratz cunt

Cyberbob · 20th February 2014, 10:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by leadinjector

So im getting married on friday.

my current job is creating the blocks of music for each part. the pre ceremony jams, the reception jams, and the dance jams.

but because im marrying an optimisation engineer everything must be laid out in an exact way. so no shuffle. several blocks of music joined together in a specific order as ordained by the mighty "songs" excel spreadsheet. so far ive done the 46 minute ceremony section, the 3 hour 7 minute and 30s reception section (managed to barter for an extra 2-3 minutes for a proper version of bat out of hell) and the 24 minute cake cutting section.

on to the last 2 hour and 36 minute dance section!

Grats dude.

What you need is an optimisation engineer as your MC so they can precisely tell large groups of people to be in certain places at certain times.

Unless you have someone skilled in the art of herding cats, planning things down to that level is only going to end in chaos if you expect things/people to be on time, down to say, +/- 10 minutes.

Waldo · 20th February 2014, 10:43

I had to look up wtf an optimisation engineer was, sounds like one of thosee airy fairy jobs like HR or consultants

leadinjector · 20th February 2014, 12:04

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Originally Posted by Waldo

I had to look up wtf an optimisation engineer was, sounds like one of thosee airy fairy jobs like HR or consultants

na, she makes sure water flow systems in multi million dollar pumping stations are working to their maximum potential. bit more important than HR.

StN · 20th February 2014, 12:55

She would have been as grumpy as me when this morning I waited until the last minute and the queue had dwindled to zero to board a plane*, on an aisle seat, only to have some numpty turn up and ask me to move so he could sit at the window.

This guy probably has a sign in his wardrobe that clearly states "First pants, then shoes".

* A lovely 110 minute CHC-CHC sightseeing trip over Marlborough.

MadMax · 20th February 2014, 13:36

http://pc.mmgn.com/Articles/5-awesom...made-in-2-days

http://globalgamejam.org/2014/jam-sites
no new zealand :/ which is a bit sad. a range of skills goes into this, so if you're a graphic artist or musician you could contribute to a team

Cyberbob · 21st February 2014, 09:52

Goodbye Telecom, Hello.. Spark.

MadMax · 22nd February 2014, 14:10

http://www.iflscience.com/health-and...own-laboratory

Quote:

Growing the tissue was taking months until one of the student members of the team, Michael Riddle, created equipment that would accelerate the process out of an aquarium he bought at a pet store and worked on at home.

someone should tell hannibal

Lightspeed · 22nd February 2014, 14:16

If it's saving lives in 10 years, what's the situation in 30?

MadMax · 23rd February 2014, 15:57

Transport tycoon is in the App Store.

Pitmonster · 23rd February 2014, 17:58

FUCK YOU ACC!!!!!!111

There, have vented.

Back to my cave for a while

Back to your normal programming

StN · 25th February 2014, 09:59

RIP Dr Egon Spengler.

pxpx · 25th February 2014, 10:23

Woops created an RIP thread for that without seeing your post. Do we still do new threads for when notable people die, or should it all go in here? So confused.

Thought this was good from Patton Oswalt:
'If a Twinkie represents amount of grief I feel when someone dies, Harold Ramis' death would be a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing 600 pounds'

Pepsi · 25th February 2014, 10:39

LOL TradeMe job listing http://www.trademe.co.nz/699021572

BoyWonder · 25th February 2014, 10:51

Such awesome!

CCS · 28th February 2014, 14:03

Lou Vincent totally has a midget face.

19th February 2014, 01:21	#38686
CCS Stunt Pants	So I'm gonna be an uncle fairly soon and I reckon I ought to buy gift. That's what mum reckons anyway... No idea what to buy. My brother already bought an All Black onesie without even knowing whether his kid will be a boy or not (I told him that if its a girl she should still wear it but he is emphatic that Girls Don't Play Rugby). I bought The Happiest Baby on the Block book (as recommended by NZG) a few months back. What to get that isn't shite? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

19th February 2014, 02:42	#38687
Spoon1 Mmm... Sacrilicious	Depends what you want to spend but Go Go Bags are great and will definitely get used. Onesies are also super handy. Avoid stuffed toys and booties IMO. Last edited by Spoon1 : 19th February 2014 at 02:45.

19th February 2014, 23:43	#38705
CCS Stunt Pants	gratz cunt __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

20th February 2014, 10:43	#38707
Waldo Pornstar	I had to look up wtf an optimisation engineer was, sounds like one of thosee airy fairy jobs like HR or consultants __________________ Its Business time

20th February 2014, 12:55	#38709
StN I have detailed files	She would have been as grumpy as me when this morning I waited until the last minute and the queue had dwindled to zero to board a plane, on an aisle seat, only to have some numpty turn up and ask me to move so he could sit at the window. This guy probably has a sign in his wardrobe that clearly states "First pants, then shoes". A lovely 110 minute CHC-CHC sightseeing trip over Marlborough. Last edited by StN : 20th February 2014 at 12:58.

18th February 2014, 12:03	#38681
chubby	very much enjoying colin craig's discomfort. __________________ "Take four red capsules, in ten minutes-take two more. Help is on the way."

18th February 2014, 12:43	#38684
BoyWonder	He's putting on a master class of media manipulation if you ask me and it lols me how much he must be right inside Russell Norman's head.

19th February 2014, 08:44	#38688
pxpx	Baby City vouchers. done.

19th February 2014, 09:29	#38690
pxpx	Russells probably stoked that it's distracting from his recent bout of batshit crazy policy announcements.

19th February 2014, 09:48	#38691
BoyWonder	I absolutely think that he is a just moronic distraction in the world of NZ politics but he is doing a very good job of the distraction part is all I'm saying. I doubt he will actually get enough votes to get into parliament (here's hoping I'm not wrong...).

19th February 2014, 10:42	#38693
Pepsi Konnichiwa, bitches	^^ That is my kids favourite book tbh.

19th February 2014, 11:02	#38695
Spoon1 Mmm... Sacrilicious	What does the PC version have instead of that?

19th February 2014, 11:09	#38696
StN I have detailed files	With this country's dependance on milk solids, better get the nephew schooled up early on where butter comes from:

19th February 2014, 17:00	#38700
leadinjector	So im getting married on friday. my current job is creating the blocks of music for each part. the pre ceremony jams, the reception jams, and the dance jams. but because im marrying an optimisation engineer everything must be laid out in an exact way. so no shuffle. several blocks of music joined together in a specific order as ordained by the mighty "songs" excel spreadsheet. so far ive done the 46 minute ceremony section, the 3 hour 7 minute and 30s reception section (managed to barter for an extra 2-3 minutes for a proper version of bat out of hell) and the 24 minute cake cutting section. on to the last 2 hour and 36 minute dance section!

19th February 2014, 19:11	#38701
chubby	I dont think asking a woman for her hand is very masculine. __________________ "Take four red capsules, in ten minutes-take two more. Help is on the way."

19th February 2014, 20:36	#38703
BoyWonder	Congrats Leadinjector Awesome step to take in your life and a day you will remember forever! Chubby, you are such a tool

20th February 2014, 13:36	#38710
MadMax Stuff	because gaming forum http://pc.mmgn.com/Articles/5-awesom...made-in-2-days http://globalgamejam.org/2014/jam-sites no new zealand :/ which is a bit sad. a range of skills goes into this, so if you're a graphic artist or musician you could contribute to a team __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity. Last edited by MadMax : 20th February 2014 at 13:39.

21st February 2014, 09:52	#38711
Cyberbob	Goodbye Telecom, Hello.. Spark. __________________ ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ

22nd February 2014, 14:16	#38713
Lightspeed	If it's saving lives in 10 years, what's the situation in 30? __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

23rd February 2014, 15:57	#38714
MadMax Stuff	Transport tycoon is in the App Store. __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

23rd February 2014, 17:58	#38715
Pitmonster	FUCK YOU ACC!!!!!!111 There, have vented. Back to my cave for a while Back to your normal programming

25th February 2014, 09:59	#38716
StN I have detailed files	RIP Dr Egon Spengler.

25th February 2014, 10:23	#38717
pxpx	Woops created an RIP thread for that without seeing your post. Do we still do new threads for when notable people die, or should it all go in here? So confused. Thought this was good from Patton Oswalt: 'If a Twinkie represents amount of grief I feel when someone dies, Harold Ramis' death would be a Twinkie 35 feet long weighing 600 pounds'

25th February 2014, 10:39	#38718
Pepsi Konnichiwa, bitches	LOL TradeMe job listing http://www.trademe.co.nz/699021572

28th February 2014, 14:03	#38720
CCS Stunt Pants	Lou Vincent totally has a midget face. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?