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Old 15th January 2009, 10:46     #3761
caffiend
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by xor
You're a fucken smart one
I r!
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Old 15th January 2009, 12:46     #3762
Gentl e
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by CCS
So I was reading the Sideswipe column in the Herald (yes, I hate myself for doing so) when I saw this..
I too was reading the Herald and found this laugh worthy (from the opinion pages):

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Old 15th January 2009, 12:54     #3763
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
lolwat!

So old and fuddy it's almost parody!
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Old 15th January 2009, 12:59     #3764
Gentl e
 
Don't get me started!
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Old 15th January 2009, 13:04     #3765
Reformed_Quint
 
I love it how paranoid old people are about 'hackers'.
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Old 15th January 2009, 13:10     #3766
SpaceCowboy
Here be dragons
 
hahaha
technology is scary!
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Old 15th January 2009, 13:15     #3767
caffiend
 
[obvious]I agree with some of her sentiments.[/obvious]
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Old 15th January 2009, 13:46     #3768
Hurtuso
 
readers forum egg

"'why do we need this constant communication with the outside world?' We managed for generations without it."
omg, sadface
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Old 15th January 2009, 13:51     #3769
Pepsi
Konnichiwa, bitches
 
She's obviously bitter since she has no mates to contact. Not surprising really, whiney bitch.
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Old 15th January 2009, 13:54     #3770
flic
Dee Hast Mish
 
I like how older people have no comprehension that computers don't actually need to be hooked up to an Internet connection to have a purpose.
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Old 15th January 2009, 13:55     #3771
Waldo
Pornstar
 
I tend to agree with the old lady, im just glad my cellphone has an off button
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Old 15th January 2009, 14:03     #3772
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Just another grumpy old person who hates the fact that technology has left them behind.
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Old 15th January 2009, 14:09     #3773
Spoon1
Mmm... Sacrilicious
 
Her Googlefu is weak.

And her epeen is tiny, I bet even I have more friends on Facebook!
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Old 15th January 2009, 14:21     #3774
Gentl e
 
Here's another one for you Gen Y'ers:

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Old 15th January 2009, 14:26     #3775
leadinjector
 
that kind of thing pisses me off- ill grow up when i feel like it, why the fuck should i mire myself down with a wife and kids and a house etc by the time im 25 just because my olds did? considering that some horrific amount of people who get married before they are 30 end up divorced, whats the appeal?
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Old 15th January 2009, 14:28     #3776
Reformed_Quint
 
^^^
Fuck those old cunts.

I've done more at my age than they have done in their 60 years.

They an't got shit on me!
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Old 15th January 2009, 15:18     #3777
FaTBoB
 
Christ is mine
I'm old n greying,
frail and failing.
I is teh Christine Frayling.

Posting old style
ironic,
soaked in gin and tonic,
no smiley face iconic.

crusty old codger looking to upgrade,
Internets and the forums,
bring me up to speed peeps
and on the daily I'll whore'em.


So don't be senior haters,
apply less mockery,

you bring the camera,
I'll bring the crockery.

we can have a steaming hot cup.

senior stylez
intitials only
CF to CCS for lulz, yo.
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Old 15th January 2009, 15:21     #3778
chiQ
Frag-muff
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Gentl e
Don't get me started!
Heh, that's what I was going to post
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Old 15th January 2009, 15:25     #3779
StN
I have detailed files
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by FaTBoB
Christ is mine
I'm old n greying,
frail and failing.
I is teh Christine Frayling.

Posting old style
ironic,
soaked in gin and tonic,
no smiley face iconic.

crusty old codger looking to upgrade,
Internets and the forums,
bring me up to speed peeps
and on the daily I'll whore'em.


So don't be senior haters,
apply less mockery,

you bring the camera,
I'll bring the crockery.

we can have a steaming hot cup.

senior stylez
intitials only
CF to CCS for lulz, yo.
2 geriatrics, 1 cup?
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Old 15th January 2009, 16:38     #3780
Acido
 


courtesy of http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/
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Old 15th January 2009, 16:42     #3781
Hurtuso
 
lololmg, surely a photoshop. lolsite is bookmarked thx
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Old 15th January 2009, 16:48     #3782
Jonas Undrawing
 
orange men are real. I've seen them at Mt Eden Foodtown *shudder*, txting on his phone while a hot chick stands around waiting for him to be done.
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Old 15th January 2009, 16:50     #3783
caffiend
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Acido
Cheeky sooty.

And also; thanks for introducing me to the phrase 'irono-baggery' from that Gunther vid (which is awesome, as usual) on that website. <3 Gunther.
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Old 15th January 2009, 16:57     #3784
SpaceCowboy
Here be dragons
 
ahaha the ears and hair line
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Old 15th January 2009, 17:04     #3785
SpaceCowboy
Here be dragons
 
Quote:
Can a Eurodouche Droog take the weekly on the sheer force of shoe-polish orange euroscrotery?
thats the best sentence ive read all week
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Old 15th January 2009, 17:07     #3786
StN
I have detailed files
 
^^ Indeed - and it's been 6 months since "Penis gourd" graced the OD subtitle...
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Old 15th January 2009, 17:27     #3787
SpaceCowboy
Here be dragons
 
can we make him the new nzgames logo?
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Old 15th January 2009, 17:33     #3788
HardCorePawn
 
If you want to see Orange chicks... take a walk around Newmarket on a Saturday afternoon...
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Old 15th January 2009, 18:21     #3789
a-tech
 
The colour is 'Borange' people.
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Old 15th January 2009, 19:08     #3790
Nerral
 
Can anyone link me that url that had a whole compilation of these guidouche bags on it?
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Old 15th January 2009, 20:35     #3791
chubby
 
http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/astropix.html
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Old 15th January 2009, 20:48     #3792
Biff
 
American Beauty

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Old 15th January 2009, 20:51     #3793
Trigger
Laserman
 
wow that's next level airbrushing, you can't even see the knees
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Old 15th January 2009, 20:54     #3794
Mickey
 
She looks cartoony
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Old 15th January 2009, 20:55     #3795
chiQ
Frag-muff
 
I don't see any diet pills in there. For it to be the true American Beauty there has to be a quick fix.
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Old 15th January 2009, 21:06     #3796
BathTub
 
sure it's not just a render?
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Old 15th January 2009, 21:13     #3797
StN
I have detailed files
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Trigger
wow that's next level airbrushing, you can't even see the knees
Which means they aren't sharp, and you want to...
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Old 15th January 2009, 21:21     #3798
crocos
 
Aah, but this time they're not sharp enough! It's all about balance!
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Old 15th January 2009, 23:00     #3799
Cyberbob
 
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Old 15th January 2009, 23:14     #3800
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by BathTub
sure it's not just a render?
Certainly looks like it to me, especially what with the url all but giving it away.
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