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4th October 2008, 20:56 | #3762 | |
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http://catabis.com/
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4th October 2008, 21:04 | #3763 |
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That's kinda cool
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4th October 2008, 22:04 | #3764 | |
Here be dragons
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well, it often leads to that i suppose.. hkence the name i guessd
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5th October 2008, 10:49 | #3765 |
Mrs Colin Farrell
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Disappointed to log in to mylotto this morning and discover that none of my tickets were winning tickets
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5th October 2008, 11:07 | #3766 | ||
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go go editgadget
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5th October 2008, 11:59 | #3767 | |
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5th October 2008, 12:46 | #3768 |
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Nobody won powerball though... so next week: $24 million.
That'd buy a few blowjobs.
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5th October 2008, 12:50 | #3769 |
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Are you looking for a sugar daddy?
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
5th October 2008, 13:03 | #3770 |
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I'm going to go ahead and read that as: Are you looking for a sugar, daddy?
And the answer's no CCS. I hardly know you.
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5th October 2008, 13:18 | #3771 |
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No need to panic, I haven't won lotto... yet.
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5th October 2008, 13:31 | #3772 | ||
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Speaking of not winning lots of money...
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5th October 2008, 13:55 | #3773 |
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Why is it that you're always hungrier after eating?
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5th October 2008, 14:01 | #3774 |
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Uggh fucking goddammit, really struggling not to throw up
Eating a lollipop I grabbed from downstairs in a bowl which has other candy/sweets After about 30 minutes of sucking, I bite away a few chunks to clear an area around the stick so it doesn't scratch my mouth etc etc I taste something a bit strange in my mouth but just put it down to my taste buds. Another 5 minutes of sucking and biting small bits of the candy off and I really start to wonder what the fuck this taste is Take the lollipop out of my mouth, and take a look at it. Hmm there seems to be a dark spot on the top, maybe it's old? Peer closer and then realise it's half an ant. I then tilt the lollipop up so i can look directly into the center, and I notice it's been completely hollowed out and is filled with a mini ants nest What follows is a good 10 minutes of retching, swearing profusely and unsuccessfully trying to get this god awful taste out of my mouth Gotta say, this is probably the worst experience I've had with eating food. Nothing is worse than realising you've been chowing down on fucking insects instead of candy Last edited by Nightcrawler : 5th October 2008 at 14:03. |
5th October 2008, 14:20 | #3775 |
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Harden up - Ants are good protein and completely non toxic, in a survival situation, if you can find enough of them, Ants are a good survival food.
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5th October 2008, 15:23 | #3776 | ||
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5th October 2008, 15:25 | #3777 |
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lol CCS
I was 8 or 9 the last time I had one. |
5th October 2008, 15:27 | #3778 | |
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5th October 2008, 15:32 | #3779 | |
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5th October 2008, 17:54 | #3780 |
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
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I remember trying to eat a whole pack of Hubba Bubba at once when I was about 7.
Never did that again...
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5th October 2008, 18:41 | #3781 |
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tv1 gave me unfair lotto results
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5th October 2008, 18:48 | #3782 |
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I'm having trouble deciding if you're really that clueless or if you're a spam-bot.
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5th October 2008, 18:56 | #3783 |
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Maybe he's joking and you're just thick?
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5th October 2008, 19:02 | #3784 |
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Bullet.
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5th October 2008, 19:26 | #3785 | |
Frag-muff
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I'm having trouble working out if his post really went that far over your head, or if you're trolling.
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5th October 2008, 21:40 | #3786 | |
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10535840
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5th October 2008, 21:50 | #3787 |
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I was initially concerned that we have retards like that teaching our kids, but in hindsight I guess I shouldn't be surprised.
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5th October 2008, 22:05 | #3788 | |
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i put this in the presidential debate thread, but most people may not look
O M G L O L Palin makes Obama terrorist claim http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7653132.stm Quote:
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6th October 2008, 01:28 | #3789 | |
Always itchy
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6th October 2008, 01:30 | #3790 | |
Always itchy
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Maybe our local question-masters are just useless at coming up with 'easy' questions.
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6th October 2008, 01:48 | #3791 |
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Can't say I'm enough of a NZWWTBAM fan to know what sort of questions they typically have leading up to $1000. I just thought that woman moaning is making excuses for her own lack of general knowledge and being a bit of a fucking sore loser.
I mean, really, ministerial limousines? Whether it was (rightly or wrongly) the $100 question, the $1000 or $100,000 question - she should've known that one. If you don't watch/read/keep up with the news reasonably regularly, you shouldn't go on game shows and embarrass yourself
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6th October 2008, 02:10 | #3792 | |
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That said, there's always going to be some thing in there that's totally out of left-field for anyone, or they'd just be giving away the money.
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6th October 2008, 02:16 | #3793 | |
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6th October 2008, 02:29 | #3794 | |
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6th October 2008, 08:46 | #3796 |
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LOL @ Kimbo's recent fight. (yesterday or the day before)
I think he was knocked out in record time. Dang. A failure for Black Mans Beards everywhere!! http://nz.youtube.com/watch?v=5Al89g7z-5c (14 second knock out! lol) Last edited by Helious : 6th October 2008 at 08:51. |
6th October 2008, 09:21 | #3797 |
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A: Take a big black boy off of P and his chin goes.
B: Fighters with training would have covered up immediately after being caught by that shot C: Fighters with training wouldn't have been caught by that shot. Freakshow was fun while it lasted, though. |
6th October 2008, 09:48 | #3798 |
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Either something wonderful just happened - or something very bad.
That spoonful of cereal tasted like bacon. |
6th October 2008, 09:51 | #3799 |
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HAHAHAHAHA
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6th October 2008, 11:47 | #3800 |
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Kimbo had quite an unfortunate slip. I don't think the initial shot had enough sting to it to drop him.
The front kick was an absolute disgrace. MMA fighters like that should not employ teeps when they clearly have no idea how to throw them. The follow up punches were also thrown with reckless abandon for any technique. Kimbo has potential. He has ego issues where he thinks he can jump in and trade at leisure. With further technical guidance, he could go quite far, as his raw size and power is undeniable. |