Random Thoughts II

[CCS]

Originally Posted by seen-my-keys?

Hi there.
I think, for the sake of economising threads, It would be good to have a thread (such as this) where you could be free to air out any random thoughts you may have.
Perhaps for things that arent quite worthy of their own thread, but are perhaps still worthy discussion, or ..... WHATEVER.

Free to speak your mind, without any obligation to stay on topic, be relevant, or make any sense. 'Tis the beauty of NZG.

So I will get the ball rolling here:


I take my health for granted. But since I have realised this, Then I obviously dont take it for granted. So I am not sure if I do, or do not take it for granted at the moment.


I wish my cat didnt walk all over my NEW car, just after i FUCKING cleaned it.


What was worse, is that it is rear/mid engined, so it pawed its way all over the front bonnet looking for the warm spot, before climbing around on the roof, walking around on there a bit, and then discovering a nice warm 3SGE out back.
5 points if you can guess what car it is.


I need some new shoes.


I thought I was quite clever, and drunk, when I came up with this analogy(sp?)
"I am a boat sailing on the sea of life... I can steer the boat, but it is the ocean currents that take me where I am going."
WOW. Thats pretty deep eh? I thought so at the time.


I cant believe it costs 18 flipping dollars to get a hair cut these days. BACK IN MY DAY, before I grew my hair long, it was about $10. Golly!

I need a haircut.


I need 18 dollars.


I have an easy life, which I am grateful for. I feel for people who have things harder than me.* Especially family members. I must try harder to help people who arent as priviledged as me.

*I know for a fact, that Native read that sentence as: "I feel people who have things harder than me" And giggled.


Variety isnt the spice of life... Its more like the oxygen of life. Youre brain dies without it.

Alright people, you know what to do.

[p01s0n]

first

[jb]

Originally Posted by p01s0n

first

you're second!

[Helious]

nice one CCS.. I was going to wait a little longer.

Cunt

[CCS]

Sit on it. Aaaaaay!

[fidgit]

What happened to the last one? Did it hit the post limit?

[fidgit]

or I guess I could read Ab's explanation in that other thread.

¬¿¬

[Jodi]

7th!@

[Rince]

what does your .sig mean, fidgit?

[ilk]

I chew on the ends of the draw-strings on hoodies. Tell me, WebMD, is it OCD or sexual dysfunction?

[dead goon]

the smell of condoms/sweat/cum/vaginal juice at thme same time makes me want to gag.

[Cyberbob]

in before Fx.

RIP video of the day thread... it was only supposed to be a single video I posted, but ended up being a monolithic archive of interweb funnies

[-Dr.J-]

First


Sortof

[Fx.]

in slightly after bob

[xor]

Server moves are a bitch. And having to do them with a bunch of winey delagating English fucks makes it 10x harder.
All they seemed to wanna do was talk about what wasn't being done rather than doing anything at all.

[Helious]

Originally Posted by dead goon

the smell of condoms/sweat/cum/vaginal juice at thme same time makes me want to gag.

you could always be like me and not use a conny~

I play russian roulette with my cock every time. Every time!

clamidia and my cock are mates from way back. honest.

[caffiend]

Watch out Helious-; clamidia can make you steril.... oh... wait...

I had 708 posts in the original Random Thoughts thread. No doubt about 1/4 of CCS's total.

[Helious]

exactly :p hardly matters to me~

[dead goon]

are you two still going at it? get a room!

helious: much lol

[Mickey]

First.......page.

Tragic as.

[?>Superman]

In before Baal

[dead goon]

In before lolmaster cEvin

[Furry Crew]

<Reserved for Future Reference>

[Matt0r]

can if i donate $2 do i get the thread back?

[chiQ]

No. Go away!

[StN]

I can't find the link to the sweepstake spreadsheet for the first mention of Riven in this thread. Oh wait. Bugger.

[Baal]

In before Sup ... FUCK.

[cEvin]

we built this city on lots of lols!

[caffiend]

Some anagrams for 'Random Thoughts Thread':

A Grandmother Shot. Thud.
A Trashed Drought Month. (<--- this one is eerily familiar to me right now)
Hardhat Hotdog Sternum.
Dastard Mother Thong. Uh.

[TnT]

In before Lightspeed and Draco.

[?>Superman]

^good post, A+++ would read again

[a-tech]

I for one welcome our new random thoughts thread overload.

[LordP]

Originally Posted by Rince

what does your .sig mean, fidgit?

Lyrics to 36 Degrees, by Placebo

[JP]

So my girlfriend managed to get a fucked up virus on her computer. I haven't had a proper virus in so long I was starting to wonder if they still existed.

Trying to get rid of it, but man they are fucked. Might be time for a format if it takes much longer.

[Juju]

As a liftetime NZG member, I feel obliged to be on the first page of Random Thoughts II.

[Helious]

There's Roadworks across the road and one of the neighbours cars needed to be moved. The neighbour isn't home.

End Result? 4 Roadies pick up each corner(where the tyre is) and drag the car to the other side of the road so it's not in the way.

I lyk.

[crocos]

Swing LOL, Sweet LOLboat
Coming forward to LOL me home!

[chiquelet]

I went to the pool today but had to get out after 15 mins because of a code brown. Major disappointment. If your kids aren't flaming toilet trained then put them in swim nappies ffs!

[CCS]

lulz. Was the culprit known? Did you shame them out? Point and say loudly "OH MY GOD YOUR KID DID A SHIT IN THE POOL!!" ?

[Whiplash]

Re-starting the Random Thoughts thread kind of feels like the mighty forum upgrade of '99.