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Simon · 18th December 2002, 18:03

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Originally posted by [reyPh]
word

well I had an interesting Phone call from an Indian Woman who shall remain unnamed due privacy act crap.

but lol she said some funny shit to me, had to be there to hear about it, but got the guys at work pissin their pants :P

After reading this lame post, I'm going to go back a few pages and re-read chiQ and Lightspeed arguing a bit more. It's far more entertaining and relevant to the thread.

herp · 18th December 2002, 18:20

Justice. Sounds like your not trying to keep this a secret at all. Lets hope you complete the transaction.

Redneck · 18th December 2002, 18:45

Quote:

Originally posted by Simon
After reading this lame post, I'm going to go back a few pages and re-read chiQ and Lightspeed arguing a bit more. It's far more entertaining and relevant to the thread.

No way dude!

There was like this dude I knew once, and this one time, like ages ago, he was saying all this crazy shit and it was like so fucken funny! You so had to be there, we were shitting ourselves!

Heyzoos · 18th December 2002, 18:51

Quote:

Originally posted by Simon
After reading this lame post, I'm going to go back a few pages and re-read chiQ and Lightspeed arguing a bit more. It's far more entertaining and relevant to the thread.

How can one guy be so lame. I feel like my head is being bludgeoned by a brick whenever I read one of his posts.

ilk · 18th December 2002, 18:55

Quit yer bellyaching and bring mah car home.

Homo Erectus · 18th December 2002, 19:03

Well it's nice that some of you think I'm joking. I'm not laughing. Things aren't going too well right now. My ex-girlfriend DID see us fooling around. This was ok, because she didn't know that she was my cousin. At least she didn't know that untill my parents came home last night unexpectedly because thier rental car broke down. Hopefully I can trust her with the information.

I really do wish this was wind-up now. I don't know exactly what has happened, but my family and hers aren't talking. Did they somehow find out? or are they fighting about something else? I don't know, but I'm hoping the latter. I havn't talked directly to her father or mother, and my parents havn't said anything to me. But the house has a whole awkward atmosphere. They say they are just having 'cultural differences'. Whatever that means?

She has been kept down at her families end of the house and I havn't seen her much. My ex stayed for dinner and supper but left afterwards. She was a bit of a mess but I think she'll be ok. My cousins flight out today was delayed because of the LOTR premiere. Security concerns I assume?

Well anyway my cousin left a note in my room to meet her in her car at 1am tonight. Hopefully we can pick up where we left off, and nothing will get in our way this time.

To the people who are making comments about magazines/books: do you really mean it? I've been thinking about getting into writing for a while now but I didn't think I had the natural talent for it. Did what a wrote up there really sound like it came from a professional writer? I'd be glad to hear that it did!

Heyzoos · 18th December 2002, 19:08

Oh dear. So much laughter.

flic · 18th December 2002, 19:14

the genetic defects caused by inbreeding
are, amongst other things, the desire to get it on with a cousin

Orlando · 18th December 2002, 19:16

roflmao

Bread · 18th December 2002, 19:18

Quote:

Originally posted by Homo Erectus
To the people who are making comments about magazines/books: do you really mean it? I've been thinking about getting into writing for a while now but I didn't think I had the natural talent for it. Did what a wrote up there really sound like it came from a professional writer? I'd be glad to hear that it did!

If by professional writer you mean a skinny white man in his mom's basement writing to Forum, then Yes! The Literary world stands ready to bask in your brilliance.

By the way, by 'cultural differences' they mean one half of the family is comfortable with the incest and the other half isn't. Please remember to take your X10 spy cam to her room.*

*Or your pen into the basement, more likely.

Redneck · 18th December 2002, 19:31

Mmmmmm... cousin porn......

Sacrifice · 18th December 2002, 19:50

Quote:

Originally posted by flic
the genetic defects caused by inbreeding
are, amongst other things, the desire to get it on with a cousin

Yeah, like there's a gene for that... *nervous laughter*

fobski · 18th December 2002, 20:02

I WANT AN UPDATE AT 3 AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING

IM SEEING THE PREMIERE OF THE TWO TOWERS

THEN I WANNA READ SOME MORE COUSIN FUCKING

BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQHAQHAYHAY*HA HA"HUA

HellStorm · 18th December 2002, 20:07

ill order an update at 3am too thanks

[TS]Sephiroth · 18th December 2002, 20:10

Friends, TV2, Haven't seen this one, does ross attempt to pull a HE with his cousin?

Heyzoos · 18th December 2002, 20:20

You need to watch channel two right now! Useful tips from Ross & Cousin.

catalystnz · 18th December 2002, 20:52

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Originally posted by Azmodan
Bad choice of nick, catalystnz

Why is that?

Jin_etiK · 18th December 2002, 21:07

sounds too much like Katalyst :D?

Man was he the major headache of 2000 (2001???)

Stubiter · 18th December 2002, 21:26

This keeps getting better and better!

Hemebond · 18th December 2002, 21:41

Tonights episode of Friends couldn't have been more appropriate.

SpaceCowboy · 18th December 2002, 21:51

ahahahhahaahah @ Katalyst.
what a complete loon.
hope hes having fun in whatever cell hes found himself in :P

doppelgänger of someone · 18th December 2002, 22:05

Bear with me, it's long but very fucked up.

I know a man, let's call him Odius. He used to be an Oracle salesman, but during the dot-bomb he was fired, not the least because disproportional complaints towards Oracle came from his desk. He went on to head an IT department in a medium size company, call it T. He trumpeted the virtue of Oracle servers in security issues, and the CEO bought the whole crapfest. The head of IT department he replaced, let's call him Larry, disagreed, not the least because it was not cost effective to suddenly invest so much new capital. In the end Odius won and Larry had to go to make way for Odius.

Apparently Larry was very close to the female CFO, let's call her Jo. In fact they are pioneers of de facto relationship since the 70s. However after Larry lost his job in T, he took to the bottles and become an alcoholic. The relationship unravelled in front of everyone's eyes, especially Odius. At first Odius told me that it was awkward to date Jo because she is older than him. He is mid-20s and Jo is mid-40s. But he said there were 'real bonds' between him and Jo. Right.

Earlier this year they decided to have a child, because Jo really wanted one and time is running out for her. So they had their blood tested. The doctors were shocked: their DNAs are very similar. In fact the doctors said it could only mean that Jo and Odius are mother and son. But how can that be possible? Jo finally confessed that she was pregnant with Larry's child in the 70s, but Larry didn't want any child. Larry said a child is the perfect omen for true love, as much so as marriage vows. On the other hand, she didn't want a abortion, so Larry and Jo let their child be put up for adoption soon after birth. That child turns out to be Odius.

The most fucked up part? Jo was pregnant before Odius and Jo had their blood tested, and the child has grown too much to perform an abortion.

(Bonus point for you if you know how this affair ended.)

IronhideTFX · 18th December 2002, 22:07

Quote:

Originally posted by Hemebond
Tonights episode of Friends couldn't have been more appropriate.

God i laughed so much during that ep, everyone else in the room thought i was nuts.

Phantom · 18th December 2002, 22:08

Quote:

Originally posted by doppelgänger of someone
(Bonus point for you if you know how this affair ended.)

That's about Carnage's parents, right? right??

Azmodan · 18th December 2002, 22:11

Hahaha

Harsh

Bread · 18th December 2002, 22:14

Odi rips his eyes out and Jo hangs herself. OMG I WIN!

Whiplash · 18th December 2002, 22:17

Quote:

Originally posted by doppelgänger of someone
(Bonus point for you if you know how this affair ended.)

Odius went on to get an nzgames account so he could bitch and moan at everything?

fobski · 18th December 2002, 22:21

odius = duckstab?

Bread · 18th December 2002, 22:23

Quote:

Originally posted by fobski
odius = duckstab?

Doubt it. Once you've had God, no one else is ever good enough.

p-b · 18th December 2002, 22:29

Odius... Odyus... Odysseus?

doppelgänger of someone · 18th December 2002, 22:30

Before this turns into a mud slinging female wrestling arena, I just want to declare Bread TEH WINNER. People like to do AND hear fucked up things since the beginning of time.

Sacrifice · 18th December 2002, 23:12

Quote:

Originally posted by p-b
Odius... Odyus... Odysseus?

Oedipus maybe? Greek guy. Kills his father, marries his mother and all that other shizzim

[edit] bloops, Bread's pretty onto it too [/edit]

p-b · 18th December 2002, 23:29

No no, I was being facetious.

Cookie · 19th December 2002, 00:56

Hurry uuuuuuuuuuuup!

I wanna hear about this car business!

DRa1N · 19th December 2002, 01:13

first post in this thread

TELL US MORE HOMUS ERECTUS

FB · 19th December 2002, 01:22

Damnit whens the next episode HE, I need my fix..

Jin_etiK · 19th December 2002, 01:31

must stay awake ...

need fix ...

The Edge · 19th December 2002, 01:52

Almost 1:00...hehe

chiQ · 19th December 2002, 02:10

Quote:

Originally posted by Simon
After reading this lame post, I'm going to go back a few pages and re-read chiQ and Lightspeed arguing a bit more. It's far more entertaining and relevant to the thread.

Meh! I was bored and saw a stationary target

.

Erazhure · 19th December 2002, 02:34

so ... like... somewhere out there, right now, this very moment, Homo (Erectus) is knee deep in hot cousin?...

18th December 2002, 20:20	#296
Heyzoos Robosexual	H.E. You need to watch channel two right now! Useful tips from Ross & Cousin.

18th December 2002, 18:20	#282
herp	Justice. Sounds like your not trying to keep this a secret at all. Lets hope you complete the transaction.

18th December 2002, 18:55	#285
ilk	Quit yer bellyaching and bring mah car home.

18th December 2002, 19:03	#286
Homo Erectus	Well it's nice that some of you think I'm joking. I'm not laughing. Things aren't going too well right now. My ex-girlfriend DID see us fooling around. This was ok, because she didn't know that she was my cousin. At least she didn't know that untill my parents came home last night unexpectedly because thier rental car broke down. Hopefully I can trust her with the information. I really do wish this was wind-up now. I don't know exactly what has happened, but my family and hers aren't talking. Did they somehow find out? or are they fighting about something else? I don't know, but I'm hoping the latter. I havn't talked directly to her father or mother, and my parents havn't said anything to me. But the house has a whole awkward atmosphere. They say they are just having 'cultural differences'. Whatever that means? She has been kept down at her families end of the house and I havn't seen her much. My ex stayed for dinner and supper but left afterwards. She was a bit of a mess but I think she'll be ok. My cousins flight out today was delayed because of the LOTR premiere. Security concerns I assume? Well anyway my cousin left a note in my room to meet her in her car at 1am tonight. Hopefully we can pick up where we left off, and nothing will get in our way this time. To the people who are making comments about magazines/books: do you really mean it? I've been thinking about getting into writing for a while now but I didn't think I had the natural talent for it. Did what a wrote up there really sound like it came from a professional writer? I'd be glad to hear that it did! Last edited by Homo Erectus : 18th December 2002 at 19:04.

18th December 2002, 19:08	#287
Heyzoos Robosexual	Oh dear. So much laughter.

18th December 2002, 19:14	#288
flic Dee Hast Mish	the genetic defects caused by inbreeding are, amongst other things, the desire to get it on with a cousin

18th December 2002, 19:31	#291
Redneck	Mmmmmm... cousin porn......

18th December 2002, 20:02	#293
fobski	I WANT AN UPDATE AT 3 AM IN THE FUCKING MORNING IM SEEING THE PREMIERE OF THE TWO TOWERS THEN I WANNA READ SOME MORE COUSIN FUCKING BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAQHAQHAYHAY*HA HA"HUA

18th December 2002, 20:07	#294
HellStorm	ill order an update at 3am too thanks

18th December 2002, 20:10	#295
[TS]Sephiroth	Friends, TV2, Haven't seen this one, does ross attempt to pull a HE with his cousin?

18th December 2002, 21:07	#298
Jin_etiK	sounds too much like Katalyst :D? Man was he the major headache of 2000 (2001???) __________________ caflame is gay.

18th December 2002, 21:26	#299
Stubiter	This keeps getting better and better!

18th December 2002, 21:41	#300
Hemebond	Tonights episode of Friends couldn't have been more appropriate.

18th December 2002, 21:51	#301
SpaceCowboy Here be dragons	ahahahhahaahah @ Katalyst. what a complete loon. hope hes having fun in whatever cell hes found himself in :P

18th December 2002, 22:05	#302
doppelgänger of someone	Fucked up story time Bear with me, it's long but very fucked up. I know a man, let's call him Odius. He used to be an Oracle salesman, but during the dot-bomb he was fired, not the least because disproportional complaints towards Oracle came from his desk. He went on to head an IT department in a medium size company, call it T. He trumpeted the virtue of Oracle servers in security issues, and the CEO bought the whole crapfest. The head of IT department he replaced, let's call him Larry, disagreed, not the least because it was not cost effective to suddenly invest so much new capital. In the end Odius won and Larry had to go to make way for Odius. Apparently Larry was very close to the female CFO, let's call her Jo. In fact they are pioneers of de facto relationship since the 70s. However after Larry lost his job in T, he took to the bottles and become an alcoholic. The relationship unravelled in front of everyone's eyes, especially Odius. At first Odius told me that it was awkward to date Jo because she is older than him. He is mid-20s and Jo is mid-40s. But he said there were 'real bonds' between him and Jo. Right. Earlier this year they decided to have a child, because Jo really wanted one and time is running out for her. So they had their blood tested. The doctors were shocked: their DNAs are very similar. In fact the doctors said it could only mean that Jo and Odius are mother and son. But how can that be possible? Jo finally confessed that she was pregnant with Larry's child in the 70s, but Larry didn't want any child. Larry said a child is the perfect omen for true love, as much so as marriage vows. On the other hand, she didn't want a abortion, so Larry and Jo let their child be put up for adoption soon after birth. That child turns out to be Odius. The most fucked up part? Jo was pregnant before Odius and Jo had their blood tested, and the child has grown too much to perform an abortion. (Bonus point for you if you know how this affair ended.) Last edited by doppelgänger of someone : 18th December 2002 at 22:08.

18th December 2002, 22:14	#306
Bread	Odi rips his eyes out and Jo hangs herself. OMG I WIN!

18th December 2002, 22:29	#310
p-b	Odius... Odyus... Odysseus?

18th December 2002, 22:30	#311
doppelgänger of someone	Before this turns into a mud slinging female wrestling arena, I just want to declare Bread TEH WINNER. People like to do AND hear fucked up things since the beginning of time.

18th December 2002, 23:29	#313
p-b	No no, I was being facetious.

19th December 2002, 00:56	#314
Cookie	Hurry uuuuuuuuuuuup! I wanna hear about this car business!

19th December 2002, 01:13	#315
DRa1N	first post in this thread TELL US MORE HOMUS ERECTUS

19th December 2002, 01:22	#316
FB	Damnit whens the next episode HE, I need my fix..

19th December 2002, 01:31	#317
Jin_etiK	must stay awake ... need fix ... __________________ caflame is gay.

19th December 2002, 02:34	#320
Erazhure	so ... like... somewhere out there, right now, this very moment, Homo (Erectus) is knee deep in hot cousin?...