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Herp: riot chaser "there's a strong chance of a riot here, an epicentre is about to form.. gear up people!" Last edited by Gentl e : 16th September 2009 at 12:25. |
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16th September 2009, 12:36 | #16602 |
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That is actually quite amusing.
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16th September 2009, 13:32 | #16604 |
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There's nothing wrong with Dunedin or Otago uni. Plenty of good minds have come from there. However, the Undie 500 attracts all the knuckle draggers that, apparently, require a baton to the face to behave. And that is just sad.
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16th September 2009, 13:52 | #16606 | |
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16th September 2009, 13:53 | #16607 | |
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Why? There's a couple of beat cops there throughout the day and you don''t get a bunch showing up later in riot gear. C'mon, 50 cops in riot gear in front of a large group of pissed testosterone fueled teens. Of course one of them is going to think "hrm...wonder how tough that riot gear really is. Fuckit, let's find out" Notice how the problems only start once the police show in force? |
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16th September 2009, 14:20 | #16608 | |
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16th September 2009, 15:06 | #16609 | |
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16th September 2009, 16:21 | #16610 |
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Notice how all the peeps who's youth was spent playing doom/quake (including myself) are down on the current generation who like to party?
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16th September 2009, 16:22 | #16611 |
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At 18/19, had I been hanging out in a large group and the police showed up in riot gear I'd have gotten the fuck out of there like a scared little boy. All this "riot police just end up provoking the youth" is a piss-poor excuse. Bad parenting leads to asshole teens.
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16th September 2009, 16:36 | #16612 |
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Ah-HAH! The problem is that these ruffian teenagers were beaten as young children! Police with batons and pepper spray? Just parents with wooden spoons and teaspoons of mustard! They learned to cope as five year olds, so now they're desensitised!
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16th September 2009, 16:41 | #16613 | |
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That has to be the weakest most pathetic excuse out, if the Police just left us alone to block off streets, light fires in the middle of them and throw bottles at the firebrigade when they turn up then there wouldn't be a problem! |
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16th September 2009, 16:44 | #16614 | |
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16th September 2009, 18:35 | #16616 | |
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16th September 2009, 18:55 | #16617 |
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Car death in river of traffic GMG
Car missed a couple of times just after I got onto SH1, so I kept driving until the first safe place to pull off left, so I could hang a right and go back to the village. By then it was missing more, but firing more than missing, making me feel I could make it back fine. I pulled out into the merging lane in the middle of SH1 and it died completely. Dead car, rush-hour traffic, SH1, 100 k zone = shit.
The policeman who came and towed me rocked though I must say that that is the last time I ever want to tailgate. It was nerve-wracking (to say the least) to be a couple of metres off another vehicle's bumper and he wasn't going terribly fast. Long tow-ropes for the win. I told the cop I was scared I'd go up his bum and he gave me an old-fashioned look. Nice cop, and nice mechanic who sorted out my distributor cap, but BAD morning. I feel stink that I didn't ask their names now.
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16th September 2009, 20:18 | #16618 |
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ISP service status pages that are never updated until the outage is already over. What's the fucking point?
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17th September 2009, 00:22 | #16619 |
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My boss, the manager of a technical team - forwarded to us today one of those - 'OMG CNN SAYZ THERE IS A BIG VIRUS COMIN WICH WILL BURN A WHOLE IN YOUR HARD DRIVE SO BIG U CAN SEE FROM THE MOONZ IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO FIX ALARM ALARM OMG OMG' - emails that morons forward between each other.
She forwarded it as an 'FYI!'. 6 months to go, and I'm fucking gone. |
17th September 2009, 08:20 | #16620 |
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*snerk* BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Shouldn't be surprised by this; I've seen that before (and by someone quite high up the corporate foodchain too!) but MAN, what idiots.
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17th September 2009, 08:38 | #16621 |
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The doctor in Slovenia saying hes not sure if he should operate on my (he said it was fractured) wrist and choosing not to. The doctor 2 weeks later in Berlin saying he should operate on my (now saying dislocated) wrist and choosing not too. 5 weeks later taking my cast off and having to get a third X-ray in London where there is a possibility that I'll need an operation and another 5-6 weeks in a cast because it hasn't healed - at all.
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you need to call them a fucking moron and forward them a chain letter that says if they don't forward to 10 people their computer will catch on fire
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17th September 2009, 09:58 | #16623 | |
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Fuckin' c'mon - we hear about a virus that no anti-virus company is aware of? But it can simply be deleted manually? Anyway I did a quick google with the name of the file that I'm supposed to delete, the search results feature one word more than any other - 'hoax', so I send an E-Mail back to this guy. I felt like telling him not to be such a sap, but just suggested that he does a search before forwarding on any such 'alerts' in the future. WTF is wrong with people - they get an E-Mail forwarded to them and for some reason don't think it is possible that there could be any inaccuracy in the information? That reminds me of the E-Mail that says 'true story' several times and 'can you believe it' a couple of times. You read through the little story and think "no, I can't believe it". Before making a fool of yourself you check with snopes then send back a reply saying "haha, good story - but completely made up". But you were forwarded a mail that was forwarded x 3 and you can see some comments from someone that had forwarded previously, like "the funny thing is that I DO believe it". Fucking gullible idiots that my friends know!
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17th September 2009, 10:42 | #16624 |
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I seriously do not know why people insist on emailing their delivery address, rather than sending it through TM.
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17th September 2009, 10:57 | #16625 | |
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17th September 2009, 13:23 | #16626 |
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GMG - if my apartment was 100m to the east, I could watch U2 play from my couch
GMG - not getting tickets to the U2 concert 100m away
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17th September 2009, 14:10 | #16627 | |
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17th September 2009, 15:09 | #16628 |
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Gear grinder: throat infection that's got all my glands up (feels like I'm coming down with mumps again), and is making me feel as sick as a dog.
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17th September 2009, 15:17 | #16629 |
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Having to do two presentations on trenchless technolodgy.
So first, i have to figure out how to use Power Point. *cries* I want to go back on holiday |
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Keynote, jabroni
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17th September 2009, 15:41 | #16631 | |
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17th September 2009, 16:04 | #16632 | |
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17th September 2009, 16:52 | #16633 | |
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This kind of idiocy grinds my gears.
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17th September 2009, 18:04 | #16634 | |
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I think there are enough stupid people in the US already, how would denying entry to this one hurt.
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17th September 2009, 18:12 | #16635 | |
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17th September 2009, 20:52 | #16636 | |
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17th September 2009, 20:58 | #16637 |
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Sick? Or lazy?
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17th September 2009, 21:41 | #16638 |
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Was that mean to be amusing or clever in some way?
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17th September 2009, 22:21 | #16639 |
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it grinds my gears that sickness is seen as laziness by some people
I guess that shows they have never truly been sick and use sickness as an excuse to sit around in their jammies and watch Oprah
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17th September 2009, 22:47 | #16640 |
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Lightspeed vs chiQ tbh
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