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I thought you meant something like this.
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13th February 2012, 21:44 | #9282 |
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13th February 2012, 22:00 | #9283 |
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Loaned out some of my party lights to a friend, not expecting anything other than thanks.
Said thanks was duly tendered, as well as a couple of passes to LightHouse Cinema in Petone as a nice bonus.
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13th February 2012, 23:00 | #9284 |
Objection!
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13th February 2012, 23:30 | #9285 | |
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14th February 2012, 03:15 | #9287 |
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He's a tool and I laugh at him, but the Herald is a newspaper to which being discharged without conviction is the same as being convicted. Even though the two things are kinda, you know, different. In the sense that one is a conviction and the other isn't.
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14th February 2012, 08:22 | #9288 | |
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14th February 2012, 08:27 | #9289 |
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Afaik drink driving isn't even one of the offenses which the three strike law covers.
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14th February 2012, 13:35 | #9290 | |
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Once again, shame Garrett you fuckwit. LOLZ. |
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14th February 2012, 13:49 | #9291 |
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10785395
Await the inevitable wailings about being judged by a Jury of your 'peers'. |
14th February 2012, 14:09 | #9292 | |
Stuff
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14th February 2012, 14:12 | #9293 | |
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14th February 2012, 14:16 | #9294 |
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indeed. some jurors simply refuse to look at evidence.
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14th February 2012, 17:34 | #9295 | |
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14th February 2012, 17:39 | #9296 |
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IMO people like Judges, JP's and Notary Public need to have more say than the average Joe.
Average Joe doesn't like the look of that Maori fulla with a record, and could easily see him beating his step son, regardless of any actual evidence.
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14th February 2012, 18:43 | #9297 | |
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14th February 2012, 18:45 | #9298 |
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It's 'A Jury of 12 people that weren't smart enough to get themselves out of jury service'
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14th February 2012, 18:58 | #9299 |
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I know it's all cool to avoid jury duty and pretend you're important and shit, but it's actually quite an interesting process and I'd recommend doing it at least once. You might learn something.
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14th February 2012, 19:44 | #9300 |
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Did it once. Spent about 5 hours being shown transaction logs from various point of sale tills that were supposed to show evidence of someone slowly stealing cash (holyshitboring), before an abruptly called recess by the judge. Called back an hour later and the judge explained that the case had been labeled a mistrial and we wouldn't need to come back the next day to be reassigned.
Justice
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14th February 2012, 20:11 | #9301 | |
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It was so fucking boring. |
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14th February 2012, 20:16 | #9302 | |
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15th February 2012, 12:40 | #9303 | |
get to da choppa
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This is mostly a grind my gears, but this comment definitely oils them:
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15th February 2012, 13:41 | #9304 |
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15th February 2012, 13:46 | #9305 |
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Ahahah, owned.
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15th February 2012, 13:51 | #9306 |
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Was funny till they bought along the agenda.
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15th February 2012, 14:02 | #9307 |
get to da choppa
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Sceptic in me says that the lesbians were actually planned by the radio station, as in the entire thing went the way it was suppose to because they realised/knew that an actual divorce on air would be too crass even for Jono.
If the sceptic in me is right, then they have pulled a hugely successful stunt. |
15th February 2012, 14:05 | #9308 |
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inheritance!
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15th February 2012, 16:30 | #9309 | |
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Yesterday: "Hey shitty ex-client who tried to get out of paying my invoices, this is a courtesy reminder that your main company domain is about to expire, and I'm not doing shit. You have your domain password and you are the registrant contact on the domain, you should move your domain to another registrar. Like, now."
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15th February 2012, 16:40 | #9310 |
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Bwahahahahahaha. That's gold.
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15th February 2012, 16:48 | #9311 | |
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Urgh, now I've a sinking feeling you're correct. I really want you to be wrong, though. |
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15th February 2012, 20:04 | #9312 | |
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15th February 2012, 23:13 | #9313 | |
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I doubt they would have let the partner (amber) swear on the radio if it was a set up, she was dropping f-bombs like they were going out of fashion.
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17th February 2012, 16:47 | #9314 |
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3:45pm, I've done all the work I can realistically get done without leaving the code-base in a mess before I get back to work on the 7th March. I've even done all the administrative bits (setting out of office, recording voice-mail, etc).
And I have beer.
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17th February 2012, 17:19 | #9315 |
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http://www.acquire.co.nz/acquire/def...ept_id=1400010
24" monitor for $185 inc GST delivered. Speakers and USB hub built in. 1920 x 1200 res. Ends today...
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17th February 2012, 17:21 | #9316 |
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Fuck me! You sure that's not missing a zero?
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17th February 2012, 17:28 | #9317 |
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
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I've ordered mine, everything's correct - "Timebomb Sale"
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Finger rolling rhythm, ride the horse one hand... |
17th February 2012, 18:04 | #9318 |
Stunt Pants
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Is that monitor actually any good?
Is the store any good?
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17th February 2012, 18:12 | #9319 | |
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17th February 2012, 18:18 | #9320 |
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^ rofl city.
CCS: Store is fine, monitor is good - especially for that price. |