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19th December 2022, 16:51 | #161 | |
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19th December 2022, 17:54 | #162 |
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Elon's obviously already found a replacement CEO to manage Twitter, and will be transitioning shortly.
Or as he puts it:
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19th December 2022, 18:51 | #163 |
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Pretty easy to use bots to skew it which way you like. But thats an interesting take as well.
He has someone he wants to take over and he knows the likely outcome of asking that question. And if it does come back as no, then its his own validation. Last edited by blynk : 19th December 2022 at 18:54. |
19th December 2022, 19:00 | #164 |
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My guess is that he's been told to get back to Tesla or else, and this is his attempt to maintain the illusion that he's in control. And a cringey edgelord.
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19th December 2022, 21:04 | #165 |
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Or he just Thanos snaps everyone that votes “Yes.”
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20th December 2022, 10:34 | #166 |
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20th December 2022, 10:43 | #167 |
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Most likely outcome: Musk has already selected a CEO and the poll is just something to keep his ego in the news for another 48 hrs.
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20th December 2022, 10:43 | #168 |
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Meme format of the day
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20th December 2022, 11:25 | #169 |
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I'll try and find a source, but I swear I read something earlier that said he doesn't have anyone lined up.
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20th December 2022, 12:08 | #170 |
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20th December 2022, 14:22 | #171 |
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I watched an interview the other day where Elon basically says the CxO titles are all made up - that only Treasurer, Secretary, President (from memory) are real titles of a C-Corp, and there needs to be one Director. They can all also be the same person. Everything else is bollocks, and his official title at Tesla is "Technoking" just to show that it's all arbitrary.
So he might drop the title of CEO, but does that change anything since he still owns the platform? He didn't conduct a poll on whether he should sell it and/or give up control.
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22nd December 2022, 07:30 | #172 |
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I present to you, the most pathetic man in the world...
Looks like we were all wrong, Musk honestly thought he was liked enough that the poll would be in his favour. Now he's gonna re-do it with only those simps who ponied up able to vote. |
3rd January 2023, 22:58 | #173 |
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20th January 2023, 19:38 | #174 |
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Sad.
https://blog.iconfactory.com/2023/01...end-of-an-era/ I think that was the first app I ever bought. |
25th January 2023, 14:17 | #175 |
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Tapbots just released Ivory for Mastodon, which means Mastodon just got a whole lot more attractive:
https://apps.apple.com/us/app/ivory-...s/id6444602274 I'm [email protected] if any of you use it. |
8th March 2023, 11:25 | #176 |
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This is hilarious and tragic:
https://daringfireball.net/2023/03/t...n_musk_twitter https://twitter.com/courtneymilan/st...41759063605251 |
8th March 2023, 12:18 | #177 | |
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8th March 2023, 18:42 | #178 |
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Brilliant.
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8th March 2023, 18:50 | #179 |
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And of course it ends like everyone thought it would.
With great laywers and furious backtracking. https://i.imgur.com/4fXEDPR.jpg
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9th March 2023, 06:44 | #180 |
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"Better to talk to people than communicate via tweet"!
I wonder if he had retained the Corporate Communications department at Twitter, that they may have re-worded that sentiment... |
9th March 2023, 06:59 | #181 | |
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9th March 2023, 13:35 | #182 |
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10th March 2023, 01:48 | #183 |
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This guy, an acquired owner on the "for god's sake do not fire" list, just baited Musk into firing him for being disabled, in public.
There are lawyers jerking off over this. Right now. |
10th March 2023, 06:56 | #184 |
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skeet skeet skeet
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4th April 2023, 15:15 | #185 |
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And then he got bored, thought of an April fools joke, and applied it 3 days too late.
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Fsz562pa...pg&name=medium |
11th April 2023, 12:53 | #186 |
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11th April 2023, 13:07 | #187 |
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You reckon Jack Dorsey and the likes are loving this? They were holding a very complex bag, and then were just alleviated of it at a great price.
Is the whole "$13b loan for Project X" a hiding-in-plain-sight gambit?
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17th May 2023, 12:17 | #188 |
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1st June 2023, 18:36 | #189 |
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Mastodon seems to have a strangely-high number of posts from people begging for money ("I'm a trans lesbian amputee of colour with lupus and I must move house tomorrow before I suffer genocide, click here for my Patreon to pay my expenses").
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3rd June 2023, 02:31 | #190 |
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Mastodon is 100% gay.
Which is cool, unless you want serious responses.
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7th June 2023, 16:40 | #191 |
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Reddit purge?
Reddit to lay off about 5% of its workforce Along with upcoming changes to API access, Reddit might going the way of many a nostalgically recalled platform of the past, on its path to making bank. A more cynical person might wonder about the timing of what's being enabled and unfettered on Twitter, while a platform like Reddit succumbs to higher powers.
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7th June 2023, 19:13 | #192 |
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If Apollo dies, my Reddit usage dies along with it.
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10th June 2023, 13:35 | #193 |
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I am trying to puzzle out what outcome the Reddit execs are chasing right now.
Reddit CEO doubles down on attack on Apollo developer in drama-filled AMA What are they hoping for that's worth all this ill will? That the userbase will grumble, but ultimately accept the new status quo? Perhaps the hardcore will be satisfied with old., the rest will learn to love the ads?
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14th June 2023, 21:29 | #194 | |
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4th July 2023, 10:54 | #195 | |
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12th September 2023, 16:34 | #196 |
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The events described in this article are fucking insane.
https://www.cnbc.com/2023/09/11/elon...f-urgency.html |
12th September 2023, 17:06 | #197 |
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Yup, exactly that.
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13th September 2023, 17:20 | #198 |
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23rd September 2023, 14:51 | #199 | |
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An NYU professor with 560,000 followers says he's been locked out of his X account for over 2 weeks after declining to meet with Elon Musk
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25th September 2023, 10:40 | #200 |
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Oh lol. Prof G is rich and successful enough to not give a fuck what Elon does. You can bet he’ll be writing and podcasting about this though.
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