Random Thoughts II - Page 981

Golden Teapot · 9th October 2014, 21:19

I've adopted Asian queuing. It's kind of essential these days.

Poppet · 9th October 2014, 21:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Golden Teapot

I've adopted Asian queuing.

chubby · 11th October 2014, 11:30

smart funny guy ruminates...

http://io9.com/louis-ck-tweets-a-maj...-of-1643944870

MadMax · 11th October 2014, 14:20

Ab · 11th October 2014, 14:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by chubby

smart funny guy ruminates...

http://io9.com/louis-ck-tweets-a-maj...-of-1643944870

seems totally plausible, except the last one

StN · 11th October 2014, 20:47

There is nothing that green on Mars!

Because it was pushed to Earth on the moon.

StN · 11th October 2014, 20:53

I have a lot of shit in my garage. Like 18 years plus of IT magpie shit. And somewhere the is a device beeping every minute like a smoke alarm with a dying battery. So far, I have found 3 potential sources of Americium that don't have batteries. Where is this noisey bastard..?

MadMax · 11th October 2014, 22:09

patience, go slowly. try covering large areas with blankets then uncover them bit by bit till the sound comes back.

play with your phone between beeps

Ajax · 13th October 2014, 09:32

Tired of hearing the word 'literally' all the time. It adds nothing to a sentence and usually makes the speaker sound like a moron.

Delphinus · 13th October 2014, 10:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ajax

Tired of hearing the word 'literally' all the time. It adds nothing to a sentence and usually makes the speaker sound like a moron.

I'm with you there, however I've been hearing it mostly from my 10yr old sister. If anyone older than that was using then yes a moron.

pxpx · 13th October 2014, 10:53

1. "I cant even"
2. "I literally cant even"

2nd one sounds better IMO

StN · 13th October 2014, 11:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by pxpx

1. "I cant even"
2. "I literally cant even"

2nd one sounds better IMO

"Cant" being the private language of the Underworld. Makes sense.

MadMax · 13th October 2014, 19:29

not as bad as americans ending every sentence with 'right now'.

MadMax · 13th October 2014, 19:56

"steytuhs" or "stat-uhs"?

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/status - click the speaker icon for "stey-tuh s or stat-uh s"

CCS · 13th October 2014, 20:00

Either/either. Who gives a fuck.

Lightspeed · 14th October 2014, 11:22

No one cares that you don't care, yet here you are telling us.

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

"steytuhs" or "stat-uhs"?

I... don't actually know. Both? Something in between?

CCS · 14th October 2014, 11:32

Awwww, lolspeed. Fight the good fight, deeply concerned SJW.

pxpx · 14th October 2014, 13:03

I would say "stat-uhs" when referring to an abstract or inanimate object/concept, and "stay-tus" when referring to a person.

Ab · 14th October 2014, 14:43

http://jetsettingterrorist.com/

Lightspeed · 14th October 2014, 15:03

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Awwww, lolspeed. Fight the good fight, deeply concerned SJW.

I will, as you point out no one cares, so I have no worries.

Spink · 14th October 2014, 15:22

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

No one cares that you don't care, yet here you are telling us.

I cared

Cyberbob · 14th October 2014, 15:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ab

http://jetsettingterrorist.com/

This is entertaining

Lightspeed · 14th October 2014, 16:10

Brave fellow really.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spink

I cared

What did you care about?

Spink · 14th October 2014, 16:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Either/either. Who gives a fuck.

This. I thought it needed to be said.

Lightspeed · 14th October 2014, 17:39

What need did saying that meet for you?

Spink · 14th October 2014, 17:45

The need for MadMax to be informed that nobody cares

Rince · 14th October 2014, 18:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ab

http://jetsettingterrorist.com/

must.stop.reading.....

MadMax · 14th October 2014, 20:01

i had to ask as i had someone on the phone almost correcting me over its pronunciation. "yeah and now click on the staytus tab ..."

"well in the, ah, STATTUS, tab ..."

customer is always right n all and when n rome n all them clichés so i quietly matched my voice.

MadMax · 14th October 2014, 20:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ab

http://jetsettingterrorist.com/

this needs a complete bullet pointed report with steps to reproduce and a purchasable troll kit of all his trade tools.

Lightspeed · 15th October 2014, 16:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spink

The need for MadMax to be informed that nobody cares

Someone needed to be told you don't care because you needed them to know that you don't care. That's the extent of your insight?

Spink · 15th October 2014, 17:12

Do some work for a change shitbird

Nich · 16th October 2014, 01:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ab

http://jetsettingterrorist.com/

this guy is hilarious

Lightspeed · 16th October 2014, 09:00

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spink

Do some work for a change shitbird

But it needs to be said.

MadMax · 16th October 2014, 13:05

Prediction for 2015: two factor authentication will take off and become the norm. To start with it will be rather fragmented where you'll have an authentication app for each thing you log into, then someone will provide a single app to rule them all.

It'll have an automatic accept function where the 2nd stage of the auth is accepted automatically by your online smartphone through push services but provides an alert that you've logged in, to which you can deny (force logout and session terminate) post-login.

Spink · 16th October 2014, 13:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

But it needs to be said.

Thank goodness Lightspeed is on the case

Lightspeed · 16th October 2014, 13:37

Spink doesn't like me.

Spink · 16th October 2014, 13:58

I was saying could in response to the article and pxpx's taking it seriously. hth

Also, you flatter yourself, check out the dumb mail post.

Lightspeed · 16th October 2014, 14:03

Aw, so you do like me after all? How lovely.

fixed_truth · 16th October 2014, 15:32

John Grisham: Watching child porn doesn't mean you are a paedophile

Quote:

"But they got online one night and started surfing around, probably had too much to drink or whatever, and pushed the wrong buttons, went too far and got into child porn.

/that.escalated.quickly.gif

Quote:

He said there was a difference between people who looked at images of child abuse and "real-world abusers", adding that he had "no sympathy for real paedophiles".

Whatever point he's trying to make has been lost tbh. In before the social media slaying and subsequent apology.

Juju · 17th October 2014, 09:35

subsequent apology.

11th October 2014, 14:20	#39204
MadMax Stuff	__________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

11th October 2014, 20:47	#39206
StN I have detailed files	There is nothing that green on Mars! Because it was pushed to Earth on the moon. Last edited by StN : 11th October 2014 at 20:50.

11th October 2014, 22:09	#39208
MadMax Stuff	patience, go slowly. try covering large areas with blankets then uncover them bit by bit till the sound comes back. play with your phone between beeps __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

13th October 2014, 09:32	#39209
Ajax Architeuthis	Tired of hearing the word 'literally' all the time. It adds nothing to a sentence and usually makes the speaker sound like a moron. Last edited by Ajax : 13th October 2014 at 09:35.

13th October 2014, 19:29	#39213
MadMax Stuff	not as bad as americans ending every sentence with 'right now'. __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

9th October 2014, 21:19	#39201
Golden Teapot Love, Actuary	I've adopted Asian queuing. It's kind of essential these days.

11th October 2014, 11:30	#39203
chubby	smart funny guy ruminates... http://io9.com/louis-ck-tweets-a-maj...-of-1643944870 __________________ "Take four red capsules, in ten minutes-take two more. Help is on the way."

11th October 2014, 20:53	#39207
StN I have detailed files	I have a lot of shit in my garage. Like 18 years plus of IT magpie shit. And somewhere the is a device beeping every minute like a smoke alarm with a dying battery. So far, I have found 3 potential sources of Americium that don't have batteries. Where is this noisey bastard..?

13th October 2014, 10:53	#39211
pxpx	1. "I cant even" 2. "I literally cant even" 2nd one sounds better IMO

13th October 2014, 19:56	#39214
MadMax Stuff	tomato "steytuhs" or "stat-uhs"? http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/status - click the speaker icon for "stey-tuh s or stat-uh s" Last edited by MadMax : 13th October 2014 at 19:59.

13th October 2014, 20:00	#39215
CCS Stunt Pants	Either/either. Who gives a fuck. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

14th October 2014, 11:32	#39217
CCS Stunt Pants	Awwww, lolspeed. Fight the good fight, deeply concerned SJW. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

14th October 2014, 13:03	#39218
pxpx	I would say "stat-uhs" when referring to an abstract or inanimate object/concept, and "stay-tus" when referring to a person.

14th October 2014, 14:43	#39219
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	http://jetsettingterrorist.com/

14th October 2014, 17:39	#39225
Lightspeed	What need did saying that meet for you? __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

14th October 2014, 17:45	#39226
Spink	The need for MadMax to be informed that nobody cares __________________ Weak hearts I rip.

14th October 2014, 20:01	#39228
MadMax Stuff	i had to ask as i had someone on the phone almost correcting me over its pronunciation. "yeah and now click on the staytus tab ..." "well in the, ah, STATTUS, tab ..." customer is always right n all and when n rome n all them clichés so i quietly matched my voice. __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

15th October 2014, 17:12	#39231
Spink	Do some work for a change shitbird __________________ Weak hearts I rip.

16th October 2014, 13:05	#39234
MadMax Stuff	Prediction for 2015: two factor authentication will take off and become the norm. To start with it will be rather fragmented where you'll have an authentication app for each thing you log into, then someone will provide a single app to rule them all. It'll have an automatic accept function where the 2nd stage of the auth is accepted automatically by your online smartphone through push services but provides an alert that you've logged in, to which you can deny (force logout and session terminate) post-login. __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

16th October 2014, 13:37	#39236
Lightspeed	Spink doesn't like me. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

16th October 2014, 13:58	#39237
Spink	I was saying could in response to the article and pxpx's taking it seriously. hth Also, you flatter yourself, check out the dumb mail post. __________________ Weak hearts I rip. Last edited by Spink : 16th October 2014 at 13:59.

16th October 2014, 14:03	#39238
Lightspeed	Aw, so you do like me after all? How lovely. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

17th October 2014, 09:35	#39240
Juju get to da choppa	subsequent apology.