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28th August 2012, 21:59 | #35601 |
*flex*
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gg
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28th August 2012, 22:35 | #35602 | |
Stunt Pants
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Still, there's always handicaps and midgets.
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28th August 2012, 23:09 | #35603 |
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speaking of midgets, have you guys seen this show by ricky gervais?
Life's Too Short http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1641247/ it is fricken hilarious new tier of little people jokes has been unleashed
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Are you slow? The alleged lie that you might have heard, me saying, allagedly moments ago... That's a parasite that lives in my neck. |
28th August 2012, 23:35 | #35604 |
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TVNZ has it, but fuck knows when they'll show it. Everyone will have downloaded long before then.
But look... Gervais + midgets? I'm there.
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
28th August 2012, 23:39 | #35605 | |
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28th August 2012, 23:48 | #35607 |
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MADSKILLZ FOR DAYZ, BOLTZ!
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29th August 2012, 09:48 | #35608 | |
I have detailed files
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30th August 2012, 14:34 | #35609 |
I have detailed files
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Penis mightier than sword
Amazon get comment bombed over Bic product.
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30th August 2012, 15:20 | #35610 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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Vianne turned three today. The birthday present stash so far is something like "fairy costume... musical jewellery box... 'The God Delusion' by Richard Dawkins... big colourful letters spelling out her name... "
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Konnichiwa, bitches
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30th August 2012, 15:36 | #35612 |
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I doubt little Vianne can understand 'The God Delusion'. Incidentally Dawkins has a new(ish) children's book about science, you may want to look into that.
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30th August 2012, 16:25 | #35613 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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Way ahead of you
My thinking is that there are aunties and friends to buy clothes and toys and shit. A vengeful and jealous God may strike me down tomorrow; if that were to happen, the kids will have shelves of books that will feed their minds for years in my absence and one day they'll be old enough to realise that Dad, who got vaporised by that lightning strike out of a cloudless sky in 2012, actually gave a shit rather than just adding to the pile of movie merchandise and colouring books. |
30th August 2012, 16:26 | #35614 | |
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30th August 2012, 16:38 | #35616 | |
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30th August 2012, 16:43 | #35617 |
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For sure, i mean... a jeep
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30th August 2012, 16:54 | #35618 |
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5 slot grille = not a jeep you could call "monster" ... 5 slots only came out on the "DJ" series of jeeps jeeps ... aka "right hand drive postman cars" (sliding doors etc)... which is where the steering box and structure comes from for mine and most early 70's CJ's.
Technically anyway.
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30th August 2012, 16:56 | #35619 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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I find it amusing that once upon a time I thought a multi-disc CD stacker was a cool thing.
The TJ is still kicking ass though. |
30th August 2012, 17:21 | #35620 | |
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30th August 2012, 17:31 | #35621 |
Stunt Pants
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Well... it is Bites... he's autistic...
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
30th August 2012, 17:47 | #35622 | |
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30th August 2012, 23:57 | #35623 |
Mmm... Sacrilicious
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Random memory: The smell of a candlelit game of cards in a bach on a beach in summer.
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31st August 2012, 13:24 | #35624 |
Frag-muff
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Some kiwi chick in Australia has been hospitalised after being tweeted at:
http://www.3news.co.nz/Charlotte-Daw...4/Default.aspx
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31st August 2012, 13:30 | #35625 |
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"please put your face in a toaster".
heeeeeeehehe! |
31st August 2012, 13:38 | #35626 | |
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31st August 2012, 13:44 | #35627 |
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I read that she's releasing a book in October. Pretty sweet strategy imo.
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31st August 2012, 14:21 | #35628 |
Love In Vein
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she just wants to be left alone, so what better way than social media and a leading story in the news?
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31st August 2012, 14:29 | #35629 |
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I love how the media are playing this, we'll just ignore the fact that Charlotte tweeted something inflammatory about New Zealand, and shock fucking horror, got a negative reaction. You want to carry on like a douche online, guess what, you invite douchey responses.
Proceeded to get on television and make a *fucking big deal* about the whole thing, feed the flames by retweeting shit, and generally carrying on like a bit of a dick, then posts attention whore tweets before 'attempting' suicide. The media, who are responsible for escalating shit like this by 'reporting' the reaction on twitter, have the gall to say 'people on twitter should put their names to their opinions'... mothefuckers! If that's your stance, stop 'reporting' the 'reaction on twitter' if anonymous opinions don't mean anything, then.... they're not worth reporting. |
31st August 2012, 14:33 | #35630 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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newsflash: attention whore whose TV show has been shelved and who has a book coming out has been hospitalised by things people said on the Internet, stay tuned for this breaking news story
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31st August 2012, 15:05 | #35631 |
Drunken Annoying
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31st August 2012, 15:42 | #35632 | |
Love In Vein
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31st August 2012, 16:19 | #35633 |
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Thank you facebook and twitter for giving pieces of shit the opportunity to stir up drama, my life would truly be barren if it wasn't for the dribbling tripe your members post.
Thank you mainstream media for bringing me this tripe, I was worried my attempt of not using these sites would exclude me from being feed this garbage, but nay, you bring it in by the bucket load. |
31st August 2012, 16:35 | #35634 | |
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31st August 2012, 16:36 | #35635 | |
Drunken Annoying
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3rd September 2012, 01:37 | #35637 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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Try lying in bed in a pitch dark room and reading on an iPad for a while with only one eye open. When you've had enough, put the iPad to sleep and look around the room with the one eye you've been using to read. Then close that eye and open the other eye.
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3rd September 2012, 09:46 | #35638 |
get to da choppa
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^^ Ingenious. I think Apple should patent that. Call it the iEye.
Oh..no..wait... the pirates invented that system hundreds of years ago. :P |
3rd September 2012, 11:29 | #35639 | |
Frag-muff
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QotM
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3rd September 2012, 13:39 | #35640 |
Huh?
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Tried both gunpowder rum and gunpowder whiskey at the weekend (booze with chilis in it) - A+ on both
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