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Old 7th May 2004, 16:25     #121
Cinclant
 
Upside down :D

I would write an ESM limerick but it would have like 20 stanzas.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 16:28     #122
Inferno
 
no one alive will flat with fob
maybe because hes a slob
one smell of his fart
and you're out like a tart
no wonder he lives alone
 
Old 7th May 2004, 16:30     #123
StN
I have detailed files
 
There once was a weather girl named Toni
For some she was a tad boney
Her voice was all rough
But that was enough
For Ab to ride her like a pony

Last edited by StN : 7th May 2004 at 16:32.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 16:35     #124
TnT
 
But I'm not bitter

Yes it's true the Orphans were defeated
We fought hard but our defense was depleted
But in the rules it never said
You can tape a cellphone to your head
Only one way you won, YOU CHEATED

 
Old 7th May 2004, 16:36     #125
Ajax
Architeuthis
 
Radioactive

NFC was a clan filled with guys
Who plotted the Monkeys' demise
But their habit of losing
And constant abusing
Meant the Friends Club won no major prize.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 16:40     #126
Whiplash
Bobo Fettish
 
>H losing? How could that be?
'We've beaten HO's, you'll see'
A matter of fate
Good ole E4M8
Owned by THMC
 
Old 7th May 2004, 17:00     #127
ZoSo
 
>H Bloodrain champs maybe
But come Bloodrain2's semis man did they flee
With a change of QW to come
No advantage wasnt much fun
They were sent packing by HO badly
 
Old 7th May 2004, 17:23     #128
Bronnz
 
Wink

I know that it's awfully weird
The way that I did hurt my head
But since Simon keeps bringing it up,
Maybe he should put down that wine cup
And just come and join me in bed.



Just kidding....
 
Old 7th May 2004, 17:32     #129
[BT]Monza
 
Phreaker thought he was a photoshop guru
But it was neither magic nor voodoo
CCS flopped out his cock
Juju waited on the rock
The thread is now as dead as a Dodo
 
Old 7th May 2004, 17:48     #130
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
o_O

Dodo doesn't rhyme with guru or voodoo. Smash you.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 17:50     #131
[BT]Monza
 
SSSHH! I know, but gave up.

It does if you use a scottish accent.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 17:57     #132
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Quote:
Phreaker thought he was a photoshop guru
But it was neither magic nor voodoo
CCS flopped out his cock
Juju waited on the rock
Trigger threatened to smash you
Fixed it for you. Cunt.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 23:36     #133
yem
 
Laugh

R A T E D !
 
Old 8th May 2004, 09:57     #134
Bronnz
 
Quote:
Originally posted by StN
Bronnz works at reception all day
At a place where some ladies may lay
But when she goes home
She's concerned for her dome
And the dangers of falling ashtrays
Well done....this now has pride of place on the noticeboard at work.
 
Old 8th May 2004, 11:06     #135
Boyd-Work
Frank's Pickle Barrel Ass
 
Witty limericks of creativity
Highlight people's mischievous proclivity
While university graduates
Mock some poor hapless illiterates
Festivity versus negativity

Pics or it didn't happen
Demonstrate the Crown's rapine
Show us credible evidence
For politics of difference
Sheathe your divisive weapon!

More humour we must induct
Like, 'no complain of product!'
Or, 'no rip of client money!'
That was pretty damn funny
Although the haiku thread sucked

Let's get back to basics
Emulate the stoics
No more fighting
Only roasting
Akane and his broomsticks

These limericks they own
For this, it has been shown
It's just a shame
I'm forced to blame
Hayley for my renown

Last edited by Boyd-Work : 8th May 2004 at 11:09.
 
Old 8th May 2004, 11:24     #136
SpaceCowboy
Here be dragons
 
Quote:
Originally posted by TnT
The quality of threads Spacecowboy said had degraded
The posters had become quite jaded
Along came seen-my-keys
and said 'Limericks please'
Seen-my-keys you should be congratulated
The opinion of threads was mine,
new thread ideas, about time!
We need threads anew,
photoshopping or two,
but this 4+ page limerick leaves me cryin!
 
Old 8th May 2004, 11:49     #137
Uncle Gus
 
Well, that was a bit of readin'
A big catch up I was a bit needin'
With all this huffing and puffing
Ze goggles, zey do nothing!
And now both my eyes are bleedin'
 
Old 8th May 2004, 13:11     #138
Uncle Gus
 
There was a young chap called Lightspeed,
Of a photoshop thread he had dire need,
But for fear of getting shunned,
Uncle Gus he commissioned,
And that's how I wound up getting he'd.

Last edited by Uncle Gus : 8th May 2004 at 13:16.
 
Old 10th May 2004, 13:13     #139
Simon
SHG
 
bump
 
Old 10th May 2004, 13:29     #140
fobski
 
the chiefs have funnly won
it is a time of rejoice for fobski and simon
we fucked up the canes
the crusdaers are lame
jono Gibbes for all black CAPton
 
Old 10th May 2004, 14:03     #141
Mabd
 
Devil grin

My favourite footy team is Spurs
A team of fancy footwork do'ers
When you look at their past
you wonder why they're last
Then remember that they're all fucking cunts and footballs's homo's game anyway, and who'd want to play it... fucking arseholes.


I don't think the last line rhymed.
 
Old 10th May 2004, 14:24     #142
flic
Dee Hast Mish
 
That lil tartlet named Rebecca Loos
Has tasted the beckham man juice
He sent her a text
and begged her for sex
now bex juice drips out that caboose
 
Old 10th May 2004, 15:23     #143
seen-my-keys?
 
van helsing came out at the flicks,
was boring, despite all the chicks.
"Oh this movie sucks!"
"refund my twelve bucks!"
twas made by those hollywood pricks.
__________________
Train wreck sandwich
 
Old 10th May 2004, 20:16     #144
Damoinion
 
On Random Thoughts we had Rabble
With a train of spam and insane babble
We typed and fought and mostly blundered,
Trying for first post on page one hundred.
I think I'll blame it on the Telecom cabal.
 
Old 10th May 2004, 20:52     #145
Rabble
 
An ode to Dam
For he did spam
it was already lame
so he did more of the same
Shut up, for bored I am

Last edited by Rabble : 10th May 2004 at 20:55.
 
Old 10th May 2004, 21:02     #146
Damoinion
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Rabble
An ode to Dam
For he did spam
it was already lame
so he did more of the same
Shut up, for bored I am
Quote:
Originally posted by Rabble
lame I am
 
Old 10th May 2004, 21:04     #147
Rabble
 
/Me complains about out-of-context editing
 
Old 10th May 2004, 21:05     #148
Damoinion
 
Wrong forum for that complaint!!
 
Old 10th May 2004, 21:31     #149
Uncle Gus
 
'Tis said nothing rhymes with "lozenge,"
Except, if you push it, the word "orange,"
But try rhyming "month,"
And you'll just wind up stumped,
And even harder to rhyme is "silver."
 
Old 10th May 2004, 21:43     #150
Uncle Gus
 
As I sit here like something undead,
Trying to get a poem out of my head,
I look at the time,
"COME ON! ONE MORE LINE!"
But alas! It is time I'm in bed.
 
Old 10th May 2004, 23:29     #151
Damoinion
 
Uncle Gus sat upon his fundament
And scratched his head in puzzlement,
Over how to rhyme with month.
I thall thay thith only onth,
It'th eathy with thith impediment.
 
Old 10th May 2004, 23:56     #152
Gerbs
 
Now these limericks are getting lame
People, you need to study this game!
Different spelling doesn't work
Kinda shows you're a burk,
So give up and hang your heads in shame!

Some thought this I gave
cause this was the latest NZG rave
but now I'm tired
I need coffee, I'm not wired
Click the button, this post I'll save.
 
Old 11th May 2004, 00:00     #153
Cookie
 
ZE GOGGLES, ZEY DO NUSSINK!
 
Old 11th May 2004, 07:12     #154
Whiplash
Bobo Fettish
 
Wink

T'was during a session of humping,
A Pearl Necklace, cookie is wanting,
But during bukakke,
She felt suddenly lucky,
ze goggles, zey DO do something!

Last edited by Whiplash : 11th May 2004 at 07:14.
 
Old 11th May 2004, 09:12     #155
MoP
 
lol
 
Old 11th May 2004, 10:17     #156
Uncle Gus
 
Now, Gerbs, I don't want to be rude,
But you're far from "The Limerick Dude,"
It's not just the rhyming,
There's also the timing,
if you don't want your poem to get boo'ed.
 
Old 11th May 2004, 10:39     #157
Gerbs
 
My timing I know it sucks
This rhymes only from luck.
Eat shit and die
I won't tell a lie
I really don't give a f**k!



(no offense intended!)

Practise doesn't make perfect it seems
 
Old 11th May 2004, 10:46     #158
seen-my-keys?
 
Try and keep the same amount of syllables in all of the parts that rhyme together. (I count them on my fingers )

like first line = 12 syllables
second = 12 syllables
third = 9
fourth = 9
fifth =12.

It makes it .... flow better. I think you can get away with the last one being longer than the first two.

And of course remember that the first and second lines must rhyme with the last, and the third and fourth with each other.


And you'll be away laughing!

 
Old 11th May 2004, 10:52     #159
seen-my-keys?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Gerbs
My timing I know it sucks
This rhymes only from luck.
Eat shit and die
I won't tell a lie
I really don't give a f**k!

your limerick has:

7 syllables,
6 syllables,
4 syllables,
5 syllables,
7 syllables.

If you added some extra words here and there it would go a bit better:

my timing, I know it does suck.
this rhymes, but only by luck.
go eat shit and die,
I wont tell a lie,
I really just dont give a fuck.


See now you have

8 syllables,
7 syllables, (you can get away with one less because 'rhymes' is a loooong syllable)
5 syllables,
5 syllables,
8 syllables.

And this concludes this weeks lesson.

Good night!
 
Old 11th May 2004, 10:54     #160
TnT
 
May twenty one, at the masonic tavern
We'll met cookie, what'll be her reaction
When I say 'Hi there Cookie'
'My names Rocco Sigfredi'
Make sure I get pics, or it didn't happen
 
 


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