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Old 6th May 2004, 02:15     #1
seen-my-keys?
 
YUO=LAME NZG limericks........!!

Come on, who doesnt love limericks?
and wacky NZG threads?
It is only a natural and logical progression to try and combine the two..... Of course!

I bet this is one of those moments where you thought:
"Duh! why didnt *I* think of that! limericks.... and threads! OMG it makes so much sense!"

Bah! Enough blabbering! Limericks ahoy!



There once was a weird guy called pluck.
whos girlfriend was willing to fuck.
he wanted to place,
his load on her face,
but things went just slightly a-muck.




There once was a red MR2,
whos owner did not have a clue.
the road made him slip,
cos he had 'NO GRIP'
the cops would agree with me too.





there once was a young guy called quint,
who tryed to pull bit've a stint.
he thought 60 pound,
was a good number round,
for tires where 30 is mint.


__________________
Train wreck sandwich
 
Old 6th May 2004, 02:20     #2
Boofhead
 
Upside down

hahahahah
 
Old 6th May 2004, 02:26     #3
hobbit
 
Talking

ROFL... keep them coming mate
 
Old 6th May 2004, 02:31     #4
Simon
SHG
 
To porn all the posters were fappin'
When triki burst in, began rappin'
"Mad bitches!" he cried,
But then Bogan replied
"Pics... or it didn't happen"
 
Old 6th May 2004, 02:37     #5
hobbit
 
Talking

Quote:
Originally posted by Simon
To porn all the posters were fappin'
When triki burst in, began rappin'
"Mad bitches!" he cried,
But then Bogan replied
"Pics... or it didn't happen"
OMG GOLD
 
Old 6th May 2004, 02:45     #6
Spoon1
Mmm... Sacrilicious
 
There once was a young man named poo-bum
To whose pants-party we were invited to all come
He'd ask "Is she hot?"
And though we knew she was not
We'd all say we'd "hit it" and then some
 
Old 6th May 2004, 03:13     #7
Rabble
 
Time for some Current Evernts:

There once was BlackKat, a newbie,
Who said she could outdrink a aussie
then Cookie spoke up
said "come on, drink up"
and black kat began to worry.

There once was a Therm from Palmy
Who Thermed a Therm was balmy
Therm Therm a Therm
and Thermed the Therm
and the Therm Therm Therm smarmy.

There once was a gamer forum
that seemed to be getting boring
then newbies invaded
and someone spaded
Now sit back and watch the whoring.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 03:18     #8
catalystnz
 
I didn't speek g33k on arrival
but had to learn for my survival
From arsehat to owned
coded threads from the stoned
brought about total vocab revival
 
Old 6th May 2004, 03:20     #9
Spoon1
Mmm... Sacrilicious
 
Rabble, your effort needs to be


Sorry for the yoink BaM.

Last edited by Spoon1 : 6th May 2004 at 03:23.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 03:28     #10
Rabble
 
There was a young Rabble who said beeeeep
for she cannot attempt anything deep
She can't write for shit
As proved by this lame bit
and she really should get some sleep.

Last edited by Rabble : 6th May 2004 at 03:37.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 03:45     #11
catalystnz
 
Hey, Rabble, you gave it a shot
Even though the results weren't so hot
Perhaps you're too tired
or just uninspired
Or mad rhymez ain't something you got
 
Old 6th May 2004, 07:45     #12
Bahamut
The Lord of the Dragons
 
There once was a game called Quake.
Upon release it caused quite a shake.
The forum became dull.
It was sent to /dev/null.
Nobody thought it a mistake.


There once was a poster called Moo.
Who got himself quite in the poo.
The photoshops 0wned.
On top came Roccowned.
Don't contradict the things you say or do.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 07:50     #13
Whiplash
Bobo Fettish
 
there once was a girl named cookie
who liked a bit of the nookie
with rainbow lipstick
its over with quick
'cause she wants it where she makes dookie
 
Old 6th May 2004, 09:32     #14
TnT
 
Asmodeus was a poster we had
Who always seemed angry and mad
Got shown the red card
But came back as You're a Retard
And CCS has declared Jihad.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 10:14     #15
seen-my-keys?
 

there once was a homo erectus,
whos troll thread,well it nearly wrecked'us.
He gave her the eye,
but she was too shy,
but the comedy gold did infect'us.


 
Old 6th May 2004, 10:14     #16
Gerbs
 
Damn, you lot are GOOD!

Just the thing to wake up to and laugh.

Congrats, you've rocked my day
 
Old 6th May 2004, 10:25     #17
seen-my-keys?
 
*me bows*


Heres one JUST for you Gerbs.


There once was a poor little beamer,
that ran 'bout as slow as a steamer.
A 4AGE
made it smile with glee,
now charged, it is quite a lot meaner.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 10:31     #18
Gerbs
 
We're not worthy!
We're not worthy!
We're Not!
We're Not!



*ahem*

There was a thread on NZGames
That some thought to call pretty lame
It made us LOL
and ROFL
And I really suck at these.
END!
 
Old 6th May 2004, 10:38     #19
fobski
 
there once was a poster named pluck
Who thinks that we really give a fuck
about the chubbies he chase
the attmepts to dump a load on there face
when all we do is LOL an Mock
 
Old 6th May 2004, 10:39     #20
seen-my-keys?
 
Cheesy grin

Old rincey, he quite likes tight butts.
they usually drive him quite nuts.
he took home some birds,
date rape? thats obsurd.
we all know they're really just SLUTS!!!
 
Old 6th May 2004, 10:48     #21
ilk
 
I declare keys to be the limerick king.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 11:00     #22
seen-my-keys?
 
Not work safe

Aww crap, I started writing one about Ilk, but I didnt have much to go by.

So ...

well....

this came out instead.
Its a Texas love story.
So, this one is for you Ilk!


I like how her skin is so fair,
Quite purdy I think is her hair,
I know shes my sist'r,
but I still want to fist'r,
and spank her white ass when its bare.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 11:00     #23
Whiplash
Bobo Fettish
 
There was a debate about weed,
Many here toke on the seed,
But it's taken its toll,
Up to my elbows in lol,
More intelligence they could use, indeed.

Last edited by Whiplash : 6th May 2004 at 11:07.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 11:06     #24
Mark98
 
There once was a young man named Akane
Whose life was rather mundane
So he slid the ass out in his car
But he didn't get far
Twas the pothole on the road he did blame.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 11:17     #25
TnT
 
MMPORGs are easy to create
But cause quite a bit of debate
Stealth told himself
Man that's a cool slightly peeved elf
But we all know Cinclants one is great
 
Old 6th May 2004, 11:26     #26
BadNova
 
YUO=LAME

there are many threads on nzgames
some funny, some pointless, some lame
but the worst of them all
is the one that is called,
the quakeworld forum thinking chain
 
Old 6th May 2004, 11:27     #27
Rince
SLUTS!!!!!!!
 
Cheesy grin

Quote:
Originally posted by seen-my-keys?
Old rincey, he quite likes tight butts.
they usually drive him quite nuts.
he took home some birds,
date rape? thats obsurd.
we all know they're really just SLUTS!!!
ahem!

Enough with the old shit!
(& its "SLUTS!!!!!!!")

now try to do one with my old tagline...... (what rhymes with Ostrich?)
 
Old 6th May 2004, 11:35     #28
BadNova
 
some men want to stockpile their riches
some want to level up and fight liches
but that's not our triki
he is pretty picky
he just wants to fuck the mad bitches
 
Old 6th May 2004, 11:46     #29
seen-my-keys?
 
muh

Rince has an ostrich that's swollen,
theres something quite wrong with its colon.
He cant really see,
that it cannot go pee,
It swallowed a ball used for bowlin'.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 11:49     #30
StN
I have detailed files
 
Bronnz works at reception all day
At a place where some ladies may lay
But when she goes home
She's concerned for her dome
And the dangers of falling ashtrays
 
Old 6th May 2004, 12:03     #31
TnT
 
'use my old tag' Rince did whine.
So I went and made up this rhyme
'What rhymes with Swollen Ostrich'.
Who cares, cook me eggs bitch.
Cause I've got better things to do with my time.

Last edited by TnT : 6th May 2004 at 12:04.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 12:15     #32
fobski
 
Rince ostrich does not really rhyme
who cares about your stupid tag line?
it is a gay inside joke
that you decided to quote
so how do i get one for mine?
 
Old 6th May 2004, 12:34     #33
Ajax
Architeuthis
 
Purple Kush used to post in green text
And talk nonsense that left us perplexed
Like an unwelcome guest
Or an obstinate pest
No-one knew where he'd turn up next.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 12:36     #34
Hannibal
 
My bandwidth is sucking ass
I thought for sure this would pass
My Jetsurf plan is in place
But still no smile on my face
Damn you cabal!!!
 
Old 6th May 2004, 12:53     #35
fobski
 
there once was a telco cabal
who like to pick on hanibal when able
his speed was capped
so no instant "fap fap"
now fuck off to wellington for cable
 
Old 6th May 2004, 13:19     #36
Mark98
 
There once was a young man called fobski
Rumour has it he was kind of a slobski
He sought a flatmate for his place
Not a single one he did face
To pay the rent he'll need a second jobski.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 13:20     #37
Simon
SHG
 
Talking

Quote:
Originally posted by seen-my-keys?

there once was a homo erectus,
whos troll thread,well it nearly wrecked'us.
He gave her the eye,
but she was too shy,
but the comedy gold did infect'us.


Brillance!
 
Old 6th May 2004, 13:20     #38
Pepsi
Konnichiwa, bitches
 
There once was a fellow named Mabd,
Web access at work he once had,
But caught more than once,
He was looking at cunts,
and now he can't post here, how sad
 
Old 6th May 2004, 13:23     #39
TnT
 
Fobski thinks a tag line would be quite neat
But he thinks this an impossible feat
To gain one right away
Simon you must pay
So pay up and stop being so cheap
 
Old 6th May 2004, 13:36     #40
StN
I have detailed files
 
Once, Sep cut the end off his dick
Some people may think he is sick
Then he skidded on grease
And wiped out some trees
But it happened because there were pics
 
 


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