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mpx · 13th April 2012, 09:40

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Idiots like this are the reason I run a dash cam. yes my horn is sucks

I should crashed in to the bitch. I could do with a touch-up on the bumper. And yes, it was a azn.

Give the footage to the police, teach her a fricken lesson.

wazza · 13th April 2012, 09:42

lol, nark

CCS · 13th April 2012, 09:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Corpse

Nice quality picture, what kinda cam is it?

One of them old Kodak ZX1s. Real cheap, $130 but it's discontinued (cheaper than what some other guy was selling them for...) Any camera that does at least 720p will get reasonable results.

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazza

Love it, post more.

Yeah... the biggest clowns always come out when I don't bother running the camera :/

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpx

Give the footage to the police, teach her a fricken lesson.

Probably I'll just fill out one of them bad driver reports.

mpx · 13th April 2012, 18:41

Guys blowing up barrels, shooting them into the sky. One part is hilarious, a green barrel goes up, a blue barrel comes down in its place!

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab1_1334253751

crocos · 14th April 2012, 19:47

Definitely one of the cooler uses I've seen for a Kinect controller: Conducting an organ.
http://www.thecreatorsproject.com/bl...-with-a-kinect

StN · 14th April 2012, 20:21

^^ Meh - the Minority Report file system interface for Sharepoint (at the conference a couple of weeks back) wasn't bad - just that everyone will need a massive office wall just to move crap to the recycle bin...

crocos · 14th April 2012, 21:32

Huh. Go watch this - that'll shut you up for 90 mins.

For everyone NOT StN:

Demoscene - The Art of the Algorithm
A look at the demoscene, albeit Hungarian-centric

Maulmonk · 15th April 2012, 15:18

not sure if been posted before; but short film about Caines Arcade;

If this doesn't make you feel better then theres something wrong with you.

http://vimeo.com/40000072

pxpx · 15th April 2012, 16:14

Caine 2012

crocos · 15th April 2012, 16:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Maulmonk

Caines Arcade

Man, that's been doing the rounds so much lately I'd kinda assumed it'd been posted. Then again I didn't look either. Cute feel-good film.

CCS · 16th April 2012, 10:45

Fun with dash cam!

No near crashes here, just shit driving.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0XnAmlv5Mw&hd=1

It's not really evident at the start, but the speed limit is 30 and the woman is doing about 15kmh and then she slows down, quite inexplicably, as she crosses a coloured patch of road. It's not that there were people waiting to cross. In fact, she didn't even slow down before the crossing, she slowed down on top of the crossing. I think she was just slowing down to have a think, because driving and thinking are a bit too hard to do at the same time.

But that's not what really made me facepalm. She turns left into a parking space but before doing that, she swung right. I see this shit all the time. It's usually women. I don't understand it. Ostensibly it's because the driver feels she needs a wider turning circle, but really... she doesn't. You just drive straight, slow down, then turn the wheel left. This silly cunt had to steer onto the opposite side of the road in order to get back over to the left of the road... I just...

I don't know how these people pass their driving test. I think that if the instructor observes that if the driver is not very good at basic vehicle control then that should be a fail. Just... what is this... I don't even...

GM · 16th April 2012, 10:51

Dash cam becomes therapy for angry forum poster - more at eleven.

pxpx · 16th April 2012, 11:06

See that shit all the time eh.. the worst is people turning left into Sunnynook shopping centre from Sunnynook road just after the lights. There is stacks of room for left turning cars to turn into the carpark, and let a car going straight through past without crossing the centre line.

Yet people still feel they cant make it without mounting the kerb.

More dash cam plz

Its entertaining!

CCS · 16th April 2012, 11:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by pxpx

See that shit all the time eh.. the worst is people turning left into Sunnynook shopping centre from Sunnynook road just after the lights. There is stacks of room for left turning cars to turn into the carpark, and let a car going straight through past without crossing the centre line.

Yet people still feel they cant make it without mounting the kerb.

More dash cam plz

Its entertaining!

I grew up a few streets away from Sunnynook shopping centre. There is no need to swing out to turn left. But people just...

CCS · 16th April 2012, 11:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by GM

Dash cam becomes therapy for angry forum poster - more at eleven.

GM posts junk, nobody surprised.

GM · 16th April 2012, 12:57

crocos · 16th April 2012, 13:16

Hmm. Yes, there has been a remarkable dearth of greasy cock pics lately.

Not complaining.

IoriDyson · 16th April 2012, 13:58

cryengine 3. om nom nom

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=6KuNw8bjDwc

CCS · 16th April 2012, 15:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by GM

Hey FYI that should really be in the Pics thread IMO HTH

DrTiTus · 16th April 2012, 21:20

A shortage of buglers means that many Memorial Day observances, like this one in Okaloosa County, are performed by "digital" bugles.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyw9JclVmQs

CCS · 16th April 2012, 22:33

He could at least puff out his cheeks like he's playing it.

Rince · 16th April 2012, 23:55

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/310...t-Of-The-Dead/
WTF?!?!?!?!

Here's the blurb from the site:
"This new horror films looks a little out of the ordinary. These zombies don't just attack you in a normal way, they are obsessed with asses. Their favorite time to pounce is when you're on the toilet so watch out next time."

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!

dylan · 17th April 2012, 00:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rince

http://www.kontraband.com/videos/310...t-Of-The-Dead/
WTF?!?!?!?!

Here's the blurb from the site:
"This new horror films looks a little out of the ordinary. These zombies don't just attack you in a normal way, they are obsessed with asses. Their favorite time to pounce is when you're on the toilet so watch out next time."

DANGER! DANGER! DANGER!

I have the strangest boner right now

DrTiTus · 17th April 2012, 11:36

^^^^
They pervert.

StN · 17th April 2012, 13:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by GM

Lets make some generalisations based on his outward appearance and demeanor in the video:

My guess is he's a manager for a retail chain or a parts supply business, probably has 2 children, is religious to the point of visiting church most Sundays. I'd say he's 38 years old putting him near the first phase of a mid-life crisis, and his name is either one of the following; Mark, Richard or Steven.

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

I'd put him at 44 and embarking on his mid-life crisis. He's a middle-manager who tries not to acknowledge to himself that he has risen to his level of incompetence. All the staff that report to him think he's a wanker. He drives like he rides.

...and CCS wins the sweep with the fuzz arresting a 45 year old...

crocos · 17th April 2012, 22:07

Home-grown pavlova-western, Good for Nothing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho3UmtIfObw&hd=1
(Trailer)

crocos · 17th April 2012, 22:18

Which I got from here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLzPgBXHAJQ

NZSO flashmobbing in Wellington Railway Station* to play one of the pieces from the soundtrack.

* "Lambton Interchange", for the spergs.

Pleb'a · 17th April 2012, 22:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

Which I got from here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLzPgBXHAJQ

NZSO flashmobbing in Wellington Railway Station* to play one of the pieces from the soundtrack.

* "Lambton Interchange", for the spergs.

I saw the hipsters with their DSLR "movie camera" setups, looking like they just came out of film school still giddy with excitement that they are doing something to look hip. As expected, product is average from equipment used.

DrTiTus · 18th April 2012, 00:32

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk8SMperwS8

17 years on, you're ready for the true Wu shit

Erazhure · 18th April 2012, 01:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrTiTus

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk8SMperwS8

17 years on, you're ready for the true Wu shit

Yeah! awesome video!...

... no wait.

crocos · 18th April 2012, 09:08

Henri le chat est de retour. Paw de Deux
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iShT21IQWxQ

(Henri the Cat is back)

Juju · 18th April 2012, 09:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

Which I got from here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLzPgBXHAJQ

NZSO flashmobbing in Wellington Railway Station* to play one of the pieces from the soundtrack.

* "Lambton Interchange", for the spergs.

Laughed at the guy in the high vis with the pie/sossy roll at 1:30... "ohh whats this then, bit of some music in th... ooo pie."

Whiplash · 18th April 2012, 12:40

Mozart + butcheeks = win

https://fbcdn-video-a.akamaihd.net/c...74980107aaa281

Ab · 18th April 2012, 12:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Whiplash

Mozart + butcheeks = win

https://fbcdn-video-a.akamaihd.net/c...74980107aaa281

Whiplash · 18th April 2012, 12:55

Selfownage :/

StN · 18th April 2012, 13:04

StN · 18th April 2012, 16:06

Meh - mashed up sit-com openings.

chiQ · 18th April 2012, 18:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

Home-grown pavlova-western, Good for Nothing
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho3UmtIfObw&hd=1
(Trailer)

Yeah, I posted the trailer a few pages back right after I met the people who made it. Looks awesome, and I love that it was a proper kiwi improvisation production.

CCS · 18th April 2012, 19:50

I had to lol at this guy. I'm just guessing it's a guy and not, fr'example, an asian lady

Completely misses the sign that shows the lane is closed ahead and changes into that lane anyway. DERP! I slowed down to let him in and he still dithered and I ended up stopping momentarily for him.

ceer · 18th April 2012, 20:50

Would so watch this...if it ever made it to a series on Adult Swim.

Starbarians

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOuNeX9kmWw

16th April 2012, 10:45	#11971
CCS Stunt Pants	Fun with dash cam! No near crashes here, just shit driving. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U0XnAmlv5Mw&hd=1 It's not really evident at the start, but the speed limit is 30 and the woman is doing about 15kmh and then she slows down, quite inexplicably, as she crosses a coloured patch of road. It's not that there were people waiting to cross. In fact, she didn't even slow down before the crossing, she slowed down on top of the crossing. I think she was just slowing down to have a think, because driving and thinking are a bit too hard to do at the same time. But that's not what really made me facepalm. She turns left into a parking space but before doing that, she swung right. I see this shit all the time. It's usually women. I don't understand it. Ostensibly it's because the driver feels she needs a wider turning circle, but really... she doesn't. You just drive straight, slow down, then turn the wheel left. This silly cunt had to steer onto the opposite side of the road in order to get back over to the left of the road... I just... I don't know how these people pass their driving test. I think that if the instructor observes that if the driver is not very good at basic vehicle control then that should be a fail. Just... what is this... I don't even... __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

16th April 2012, 21:20	#11980
DrTiTus HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE	A shortage of buglers means that many Memorial Day observances, like this one in Okaloosa County, are performed by "digital" bugles. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyw9JclVmQs __________________ Finger rolling rhythm, ride the horse one hand...

16th April 2012, 22:33	#11981
CCS Stunt Pants	He could at least puff out his cheeks like he's playing it. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

16th April 2012, 23:55	#11982
Rince SLUTS!!!!!!!	http://www.kontraband.com/videos/310...t-Of-The-Dead/ WTF?!?!?!?! Here's the blurb from the site: "This new horror films looks a little out of the ordinary. These zombies don't just attack you in a normal way, they are obsessed with asses. Their favorite time to pounce is when you're on the toilet so watch out next time." DANGER! DANGER! DANGER! __________________ Slow internet is worse than no internet. It's like putting your penis in once and then being required to make out for 2 hours --Matt "The Oatmeal" Inman

17th April 2012, 11:36	#11984
DrTiTus HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE	^^^^ They pervert. __________________ Finger rolling rhythm, ride the horse one hand...

13th April 2012, 18:41	#11964
mpx .	Guys blowing up barrels, shooting them into the sky. One part is hilarious, a green barrel goes up, a blue barrel comes down in its place! http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=ab1_1334253751

14th April 2012, 19:47	#11965
crocos	Definitely one of the cooler uses I've seen for a Kinect controller: Conducting an organ. http://www.thecreatorsproject.com/bl...-with-a-kinect __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

14th April 2012, 20:21	#11966
StN I have detailed files	^^ Meh - the Minority Report file system interface for Sharepoint (at the conference a couple of weeks back) wasn't bad - just that everyone will need a massive office wall just to move crap to the recycle bin...

14th April 2012, 21:32	#11967
crocos	Huh. Go watch this - that'll shut you up for 90 mins. For everyone NOT StN: Demoscene - The Art of the Algorithm A look at the demoscene, albeit Hungarian-centric __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

15th April 2012, 15:18	#11968
Maulmonk	not sure if been posted before; but short film about Caines Arcade; If this doesn't make you feel better then theres something wrong with you. http://vimeo.com/40000072

16th April 2012, 10:51	#11972
GM	Dash cam becomes therapy for angry forum poster - more at eleven.

16th April 2012, 11:06	#11973
pxpx	See that shit all the time eh.. the worst is people turning left into Sunnynook shopping centre from Sunnynook road just after the lights. There is stacks of room for left turning cars to turn into the carpark, and let a car going straight through past without crossing the centre line. Yet people still feel they cant make it without mounting the kerb. More dash cam plz Its entertaining!

16th April 2012, 13:16	#11977
crocos	Hmm. Yes, there has been a remarkable dearth of greasy cock pics lately. Not complaining. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

16th April 2012, 13:58	#11978
IoriDyson	cryengine 3. om nom nom http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature...&v=6KuNw8bjDwc __________________

17th April 2012, 22:07	#11986
crocos	Home-grown pavlova-western, Good for Nothing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ho3UmtIfObw&hd=1 (Trailer) __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

17th April 2012, 22:18	#11987
crocos	Which I got from here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yLzPgBXHAJQ NZSO flashmobbing in Wellington Railway Station* to play one of the pieces from the soundtrack. * "Lambton Interchange", for the spergs. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

18th April 2012, 00:32	#11989
DrTiTus HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE	Raekwon - Guillotine (Swords) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bk8SMperwS8 17 years on, you're ready for the true Wu shit __________________ Finger rolling rhythm, ride the horse one hand...

18th April 2012, 09:08	#11991
crocos	Henri le chat est de retour. Paw de Deux http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iShT21IQWxQ (Henri the Cat is back) __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

18th April 2012, 12:40	#11993
Whiplash Bobo Fettish	Mozart + butcheeks = win https://fbcdn-video-a.akamaihd.net/c...74980107aaa281

18th April 2012, 12:55	#11995
Whiplash Bobo Fettish	Selfownage :/

18th April 2012, 13:04	#11996
StN I have detailed files	Big.

18th April 2012, 16:06	#11997
StN I have detailed files	Meh - mashed up sit-com openings.

18th April 2012, 19:50	#11999
CCS Stunt Pants	I had to lol at this guy. I'm just guessing it's a guy and not, fr'example, an asian lady Completely misses the sign that shows the lane is closed ahead and changes into that lane anyway. DERP! I slowed down to let him in and he still dithered and I ended up stopping momentarily for him. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

18th April 2012, 20:50	#12000
ceer	Would so watch this...if it ever made it to a series on Adult Swim. Starbarians http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SOuNeX9kmWw