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Old 7th August 2009, 16:02     #3961
Bandalador
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pDTnscl-lVw
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Old 7th August 2009, 23:24     #3962
Rep
 
Extreme Vortex Cannon

http://www.videosift.com/video/Extreme-Vortex-Cannon



Reminds me of the Green Jello, 3 little pigs vid.
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Old 8th August 2009, 01:33     #3963
Mythie
 
Touchable holography:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y-P1zZAcPuw

Porn applications probably already in development.
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Old 8th August 2009, 10:50     #3964
Word
 
this was linked to above, that ultrasound feeling thing is whack.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6Q8S...eature=related

Interactive hologram desktop PC's would be cool

Not as cool as a Holowhore™ thing though
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Old 8th August 2009, 16:28     #3965
MadMax
Stuff
 
Sad

http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/2731957...-hi-ha-hi-haka

"enough to make your heart go hi ha hi ha"
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Old 8th August 2009, 16:41     #3966
BathTub
 
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More Bobby.

This Is nothing short of amazing. Beautiful improv.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iimMK...eature=related
A fair part of that, like a large portion of the second half, is a song off of one Bobby's recent albums so. Not sure where my copy is to name it.
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Old 8th August 2009, 17:57     #3967
Vrtigo
Marginal Poster
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MadMax
http://www.stuff.co.nz/sport/2731957...-hi-ha-hi-haka

"enough to make your heart go hi ha hi ha"
you asshole, that was painful.
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Old 10th August 2009, 14:00     #3968
Ab
A mariachi ogre snorkel
 
Galaxy smash. Simulation of a 3-billion-year collision between two galaxies. Watch in HD.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agqLE...layer_embedded
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Old 10th August 2009, 15:43     #3969
Spink
 
Y U NOT LINK HD MODE
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Old 10th August 2009, 16:36     #3970
Vrtigo
Marginal Poster
 
nice! but this is one up on the trip-balls-o-meter
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DxYwdgHpbKM
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Old 10th August 2009, 18:25     #3971
Hurtuso
 
kids say the darndest things

oh dear
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pFZHpzTNzK4
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Old 10th August 2009, 23:25     #3972
MadMax
Stuff
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BpEzI7mleY

curious. the defence against a hand weapon was interesting - protect face and get into their arm space. problem i see here is if it's a knife they can shove it into your back. in my jujitsu training as a lad the defence was to block hard against their wrist possibly causing them to drop it or go lame so you could take it out of their hand, or be well placed to follow with a drop, or grabbing their wrist and wrapping it up behind their back.

i can still remember placing feet at points on a clock and moving them to other 'times' for various moves
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Old 11th August 2009, 01:11     #3973
Vrtigo
Marginal Poster
 
how to make japanese bukkake noodles
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UFSBfVh5Hbc

youll probably be disappointed
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Old 11th August 2009, 12:36     #3974
leadinjector
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MadMax
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2BpEzI7mleY

curious. the defence against a hand weapon was interesting - protect face and get into their arm space. problem i see here is if it's a knife they can shove it into your back. in my jujitsu training as a lad the defence was to block hard against their wrist possibly causing them to drop it or go lame so you could take it out of their hand, or be well placed to follow with a drop, or grabbing their wrist and wrapping it up behind their back.

i can still remember placing feet at points on a clock and moving them to other 'times' for various moves
problem with that of course is that to block and grab someones hand while they are stabbing you (i remember learning that kind of thing when i did kung fooo) you would need to be some kind of mongoose/human hybrid. get someome to hold a felt and go for it (as in really try to stab you) and see how many times you get hit compared to how many times you manage to stop them
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Old 11th August 2009, 13:06     #3975
Reformed_Quint
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by MadMax
in my jujitsu training as a lad the defence was to block hard against their wrist possibly causing them to drop it or go lame so you could take it out of their hand, or be well placed to follow with a drop, or grabbing their wrist and wrapping it up behind their back.
This is how niggas get stabbed.

Rules of fighting:
1) If you are fighting more than 1 person, you are going to lose. You know karate? Excellent, you will look good when you get the bash.
2) If you are fighting a guy 30kg heavier than you, you are going to lose. You know Karate? Excellent, you will look good when you get the bash.
3) If there is a knife involved, you are going to get stabbed. You know Karate? Excellent, you will look good when you get stabbed.

There are exceptions eg. you got the drop on them before they released they were fighting. But if you're going toe to toe in any of the above situations, you are probably going to lose the fight.

I'm not the worst fighter in the world and i can carry my weight in a dust up. But if they have numbers, a weapon or alot of weight on you. You don't have much chance. Trust me, it sucks to get a hiding

My advice: Avoid these situations

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Old 11th August 2009, 13:44     #3976
xor
 
Unless you're Chuck Norris.

Although I think it's safe to say that most people get into fights after they've had a few drinks and think they are Chuck Norris.
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Old 11th August 2009, 14:02     #3977
Reformed_Quint
 
^^ truth.

Heh, i said released.
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Old 11th August 2009, 14:13     #3978
Bandalador
 
Fighting is sooooo cool.

It's 'body by jerk-circle' in here.
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Old 11th August 2009, 14:20     #3979
Reformed_Quint
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Bandalador
Fighting is sooooo cool.

It's 'body by jerk-circle' in here.
EDIT: EDIT.

No comment
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Old 11th August 2009, 19:24     #3980
Vrtigo
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contrary to common sense, christians want us to go through an explosion in reproduction rates. because of the muslims. (who, even worse, appear to have a reproduction rate of 8.1 children per family??).
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6-3X5hIFXYU

someone tell all these fundy's to stop being so fucking stupid.
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Old 11th August 2009, 22:02     #3981
doppelgänger of someone
 
El Oh El

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R0z4vJNfK2g

Hillary went from interested, confused, incredulous, to pissed in about 2 secs, when someone asked what Bill thinks about foreign affairs.
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Old 11th August 2009, 22:06     #3982
Cyberbob
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint
This is how niggas get stabbed.

Rules of fighting:
1) If you are fighting more than 1 person, you are going to lose. You know karate? Excellent, you will look good when you get the bash.
2) If you are fighting a guy 30kg heavier than you, you are going to lose. You know Karate? Excellent, you will look good when you get the bash.
3) If there is a knife involved, you are going to get stabbed. You know Karate? Excellent, you will look good when you get stabbed.

There are exceptions eg. you got the drop on them before they released they were fighting. But if you're going toe to toe in any of the above situations, you are probably going to lose the fight.

I'm not the worst fighter in the world and i can carry my weight in a dust up. But if they have numbers, a weapon or alot of weight on you. You don't have much chance. Trust me, it sucks to get a hiding

My advice: Avoid these situations
There are some techniques where all the weight advantage in the world won't help you, but that's best left to people which wouldn't need to take advice on a gaming forum about street fights.

And you forgot one.. if you're up against multiple people which are all bigger than you and have knifes, you're going to lose. You know Karate? Excellent, you gon get tenderly loved.
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Old 12th August 2009, 00:59     #3983
Thomas Meatball
 
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Haha, funny video! I, for one, welcome our new Islamic overlord. Allahu Akbar!

Related article.
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Old 12th August 2009, 10:40     #3984
Kazaral
 
Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771
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Old 12th August 2009, 11:22     #3985
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Dee Hast Mish
 
Quote:
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Girlfriend Doesn't Realize Boyfriend is on Vacation

http://www.collegehumor.com/video:1918771

That was awesome!
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Old 12th August 2009, 14:21     #3986
creamcheese
 
PG Porn: Helpful Bus

http://www.spike.com/video/pg-porn-helpful-bus/3130264

Sorry if re-post, I searched but couldn't find anything
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Old 12th August 2009, 14:53     #3987
Ab
A mariachi ogre snorkel
 
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Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

My advice: Avoid these situations
Best advice.
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Old 12th August 2009, 14:54     #3988
Mongorize
 
BEST VIDEO CLIP EVER.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y3Vcoq-QRo4
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Old 12th August 2009, 18:32     #3989
pxpx
 
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Awesome, sounds like Motörhead / QOTSA put together to me.
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Old 12th August 2009, 18:45     #3990
ZoSo
 
Bit of Deep Purple too. Great song.
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Old 12th August 2009, 20:27     #3991
Pepsi
Konnichiwa, bitches
 
Repost? Oh well, first time I have seen it.. Pretty fucken funny
The guy sitting next to her looks pretty embarassed...

Comedian deals with stupid bitch heckler
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Old 12th August 2009, 20:53     #3992
Pepsi
Konnichiwa, bitches
 
'Alien-like' tadpole feeding frenzy ew.
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Old 12th August 2009, 21:11     #3993
crocos
 
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Repost? Oh well, first time I have seen it.. Pretty fucken funny
The guy sitting next to her looks pretty embarassed...

Comedian deals with stupid bitch heckler
Pretty sure that one is a YouTube re-upload as seem to remember seeing that 2+ years ago <shrug>

But I suppose it could be a new one - there's HEAPS of Comedian vs Heckler: Comedian WIN vids.
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Old 12th August 2009, 22:01     #3994
flic
Dee Hast Mish
 
re hecklers

George Carlin said it best
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=it9kp...eature=related
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Old 12th August 2009, 22:03     #3995
Pepsi
Konnichiwa, bitches
 
Not work safe

Feel bad about the size of your penis? These guys will make you feel A LOT better
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Old 12th August 2009, 22:58     #3996
tarzan007
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=29KB4lI_grY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xpPuHlTnEJQ

New seasons starts August 21
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Old 13th August 2009, 01:09     #3997
Know me.
 
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Awesome, sounds like Motörhead / QOTSA put together to me.
Very good, bit of Black Sabbath in there too from the early to mid era.

Last edited by Know me. : 13th August 2009 at 01:12.
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Old 13th August 2009, 02:13     #3998
SumJaun
Cogito Ergo Sum
 
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oAVjF_7ensg

10,000 galaxies, the overwhelming Hubble Ultra Deep Field is the most amazing, most humbling image in history, demonstrating how tiny and precious we are. This video explains how it was taken, and shows it in three dimensions.
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Old 13th August 2009, 09:20     #3999
Word
 
don't watch this before dinner

http://www.break.com/index/two-girls...st.html?mrr=we
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Old 13th August 2009, 09:33     #4000
Pastor Thug
The Man... The Movie...
 
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That's a good one - I love that shit.
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