What grinds your gears? - Page 845

Vrtigo · 5th February 2013, 09:54

umad bro?

A Corpse · 5th February 2013, 11:22

You sure they didn't say "North Island"?

aR Que · 5th February 2013, 11:28

Oh, i am sure. They do it all the time.
"Fatal crash today in northland!"
Arrow points to the expressway between hamilton and auckland. Fuckers.

/rustle.

DrTiTus · 5th February 2013, 11:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by aR Que

Auckland isn't in Northland, cunts.

Down here everyone talks about going "up north"... and they could just mean Levin! Clashes with my Auckland-centric worldview.

Lightspeed · 5th February 2013, 13:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by aR Que

Oh, i am sure. They do it all the time.
"Fatal crash today in northland!"
Arrow points to the expressway between hamilton and auckland. Fuckers.

/rustle.

Have to concur. Northland is a place, not a direction. I miss Northland summers. For now.

Luse · 5th February 2013, 13:26

I play social indoor netball and last night this guy on the other team threatened to beat up a girl on our team. Fucking pathetic. Shit got real. Game got called off. Gears ground.

Vrtigo · 5th February 2013, 13:46

hahah, id pay to witness that

aR Que · 5th February 2013, 13:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

Have to concur. Northland is a place, not a direction. I miss Northland summers. For now.

It's like saying "Woah! How about that earthquake in southland?" when, you know, chch isn't in Southland. Places are separated, by name and such and defined by... you know, definite boundaries, it's almost like they're used to give people an idea of their location.

p01s0n · 5th February 2013, 13:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by aR Que

It's like saying "Woah! How about that earthquake in southland?" when, you know, chch isn't in Southland. Places are separated, by name and such and defined by... you know, definite boundaries, it's almost like they're used to give people an idea of their location.

bro stop sperging

Ab · 5th February 2013, 14:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luse

I play social indoor netball and last night this guy on the other team threatened to beat up a girl on our team. Fucking pathetic. Shit got real. Game got called off. Gears ground.

There's nothing more hilarious than guys who get aggro at social netball.

A Corpse · 5th February 2013, 14:35

Hey, be nice. It probably took the guy months to build up to the required level of testosterone.

p01s0n · 5th February 2013, 14:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luse

I play social indoor netball and last night this guy on the other team threatened to beat up a girl on our team. Fucking pathetic. Shit got real. Game got called off. Gears ground.

lol what shade of baby blue is your skirt u fuckn phaggot

Ab · 5th February 2013, 14:46

Mixed indoor netball is fucking GOLD. Every second it's like some sort of sociological rat experiment.

p01s0n · 5th February 2013, 14:48

Ab what would you do if your boy came home one day saying he traded his rugby kit for gear to play on the schools new netball team?

Luse · 5th February 2013, 14:59

Haha, it's actually quite fun. Basketball for people who are less athletic.

Saladin · 5th February 2013, 15:30

I once had to mark Jock Hobbs in indoor netball, it didn't go so well for me

Cyberbob · 5th February 2013, 15:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luse

Haha, it's actually quite fun. Basketball for people who are less athletic.

Suppose it's great for meeting ex-lesbians who are slowly transitioning, and not wanting someone 'too manly'

Ab · 5th February 2013, 15:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by p01s0n

Ab what would you do if your boy came home one day saying he traded his rugby kit for gear to play on the schools new netball team?

Wouldn't give a fuck

Luse · 5th February 2013, 16:17

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

Suppose it's great for meeting ex-lesbians who are slowly transitioning, and not wanting someone 'too manly'

You wouldn't believe how accurate this is.

Lightspeed · 5th February 2013, 16:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

Suppose it's great for meeting ex-lesbians who are slowly transitioning, and not wanting someone 'too manly'

Damn that's cold!

leadinjector · 5th February 2013, 16:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by p01s0n

lol what shade of baby blue is your skirt u fuckn phaggot

i didnt realise guys playing netball was a thing until i moved to auckland. its a girls sport, dude. play basketball.

Luse · 5th February 2013, 17:34

I play both. Netball is quite fun for laughs.

Ab · 5th February 2013, 17:45

I loved playing netball, indoor and out. Nothing like netball to make you realise that your passing ability is pathetic.

Savage · 5th February 2013, 17:47

Indoor netball != traditional netball

Its like netball on crack; all sorts of shit you can do that won't pass in traditional girly netball (rebounding passes off nets etc). Lots of aggro in indoor netball too, it's pretty funny. Both of my GF's teams are approaching semi-finals of their social grades (she plays in one mixed team, and one girl team) - the mixed games are hell fast, and actually make pretty good watching. The ladies team games make good watching for entirely different reasons

IoriDyson · 6th February 2013, 19:29

wipeout hd elite mode ai is the most bullshit crap ive ever experienced in any of the entire series!!! im so mad right now...

Savage · 6th February 2013, 19:52

Client ignores repeated recommendations to split critical business system VMs over several virtual hosts, planning to do it when they introduce new hyper visors. Six VMs on a single host, all front end machines.

Virtual host shits itself (faulty memory module).

All six VMs down.

Client screaming bloody blue murder.

Panic ensues.

Full fail over to DR systems.

We don't get to say "I told you so"

Lightspeed · 6th February 2013, 20:01

Why not?

Savage · 6th February 2013, 20:31

Because I work for a global managed services team, and the customer is an enormous, government owned, state-wide utilities provider who pay my employer an obscene amount of money every month. It is the SDM's job to say "I told you so", but only after the dust has settled and the client's panties are untwisted.

Lightspeed · 6th February 2013, 21:16

Oh, you mean you personally can't say "I told you so", it all happens above you where you don't get the sweet satisfaction. I know that feel.

creamcheese · 7th February 2013, 05:25

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luse

I play social indoor netball and last night this guy on the other team threatened to beat up a girl on our team. Fucking pathetic. Shit got real. Game got called off. Gears ground.

Reminds me of the time those fuckin kids on our indoor soccer team threatened to have you and Fob killed, or maimed or some shit.

aR Que · 7th February 2013, 10:07

Was mowing the lawn, was going pretty smoothly, well, you know, as smoothly as a rotating blade slashing some grass can go. Birds were singing, sun was shining, deers were frolicking, times were gay.

Then, disaster strikes, wheel falls off, whakka whakka whakka, spinning blade does some landscaping as it bites into the dirt. Check the situation out, sure enough, the wire i'd wound around the circlip slit... thingy has given up. Not even mad, lasted 12 months, so chur, hook that legit fix up again.

Birds continue their song, sun continues to shine and the deers go back to their frollick. Shit was gay alright.

But, disaster strikes again, whakka whakka whakka, mother fucker. Didn't even last 12mins this time. Try again. Whakka whakka whakka. Feel a rustle coming on. See if i can't reliant robin that shit. Method works okay dokay, but lack of depth control is making a mess.

Turn off the mower.

Pick up the wheel.

Notice the little plastic bearing has fallen out.

Oh god.

Find little bits in the catcher box.

MadMax · 7th February 2013, 11:03

least it didn't happen on a public holiday and any good lawn mower shop should have a spare

but yeah other than that nothing worse than being interrupted when mowing the lawns. it's just like someone taking a piss break during a movie.

aR Que · 7th February 2013, 14:18

$6 buck for a new bearing and cir-clip, chur. Now to summon the motivation.

StN · 7th February 2013, 14:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by aR Que

$6 buck for a new bearing and cir-clip, chur. Now to summon the motivation.

Motivation enough comes from Lionels Mum, 11 mnutes and 43.710 seconds into Braindead.

Does this look like a well-maintained frontage?

Ab · 7th February 2013, 15:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

but yeah other than that nothing worse than being interrupted when mowing the lawns. it's just like someone taking a piss break during a movie.

QFMFT

aR Que · 13th February 2013, 16:50

'there's something wrong with the ceiling!!!'
*oh god!* 'What's the problem?'
'I don't think it's gonna be bright enough and the builders are leaving lines in it!!'
'errrrrrr.... i guess?'
'Something needs to be done! This is terrible!!'
'Well, it's not going to effect the structure or it's utilization, so.... yea....'
guy proceeds to panic.

man, i don't give a fuck.

Juju · 13th February 2013, 17:02

Stupid account manager gives n00b new customer who's a GM and not a techy (Seriously, you don't even know what an IP address is?) my DDI to answer any and all technical questions, even ones that have nothing to do with me, 3 days before I leave the company. I wanted these 3 days to watch youtube and masturbate to goats shaking to the harlem. Instead I have to deal with this shit.
Jimmie's rustled. But also jimmy be massaged because well, I'm leaving. Shit's gonna fall apart on Monday.

CCS · 13th February 2013, 18:18

Can't you palm it off to some other cunt? Or just ignore the guy until you leave? I recommend taking phone off the hook and commence goat mast.

MadMax · 14th February 2013, 00:08

Don't you know, One's IT guy is everyone's IT guy?

chiquelet · 14th February 2013, 17:42

Getting a cap on one of my molars tomorrow morning. There's a 50/50 chance that I'll need a root canal to go with it. Tomorrow is just going to be swell.

5th February 2013, 11:22	#33762
A Corpse talkative lurker	You sure they didn't say "North Island"? __________________ Broke my addiction! Bye bye Eve, hello Minecraft. Wait... >_<

5th February 2013, 14:35	#33771
A Corpse talkative lurker	Hey, be nice. It probably took the guy months to build up to the required level of testosterone. __________________ Broke my addiction! Bye bye Eve, hello Minecraft. Wait... >_<

7th February 2013, 11:03	#33792
MadMax Stuff	least it didn't happen on a public holiday and any good lawn mower shop should have a spare but yeah other than that nothing worse than being interrupted when mowing the lawns. it's just like someone taking a piss break during a movie. __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

13th February 2013, 18:18	#33798
CCS Stunt Pants	Can't you palm it off to some other cunt? Or just ignore the guy until you leave? I recommend taking phone off the hook and commence goat mast. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

14th February 2013, 00:08	#33799
MadMax Stuff	Don't you know, One's IT guy is everyone's IT guy? __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

5th February 2013, 09:54	#33761
Vrtigo Marginal Poster	umad bro?

5th February 2013, 11:28	#33763
aR Que	Oh, i am sure. They do it all the time. "Fatal crash today in northland!" Arrow points to the expressway between hamilton and auckland. Fuckers. /rustle.

5th February 2013, 13:26	#33766
Luse	I play social indoor netball and last night this guy on the other team threatened to beat up a girl on our team. Fucking pathetic. Shit got real. Game got called off. Gears ground.

5th February 2013, 13:46	#33767
Vrtigo Marginal Poster	hahah, id pay to witness that

5th February 2013, 14:46	#33773
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	Mixed indoor netball is fucking GOLD. Every second it's like some sort of sociological rat experiment.

5th February 2013, 14:48	#33774
p01s0n	Ab what would you do if your boy came home one day saying he traded his rugby kit for gear to play on the schools new netball team? __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

5th February 2013, 14:59	#33775
Luse	Haha, it's actually quite fun. Basketball for people who are less athletic.

5th February 2013, 15:30	#33776
Saladin Nothing to See Here!	I once had to mark Jock Hobbs in indoor netball, it didn't go so well for me

5th February 2013, 17:34	#33782
Luse	I play both. Netball is quite fun for laughs.

5th February 2013, 17:45	#33783
Ab A mariachi ogre snorkel	I loved playing netball, indoor and out. Nothing like netball to make you realise that your passing ability is pathetic.

5th February 2013, 17:47	#33784
Savage	Indoor netball != traditional netball Its like netball on crack; all sorts of shit you can do that won't pass in traditional girly netball (rebounding passes off nets etc). Lots of aggro in indoor netball too, it's pretty funny. Both of my GF's teams are approaching semi-finals of their social grades (she plays in one mixed team, and one girl team) - the mixed games are hell fast, and actually make pretty good watching. The ladies team games make good watching for entirely different reasons

6th February 2013, 19:29	#33785
IoriDyson	wipeout hd elite mode ai is the most bullshit crap ive ever experienced in any of the entire series!!! im so mad right now... __________________

6th February 2013, 19:52	#33786
Savage	Client ignores repeated recommendations to split critical business system VMs over several virtual hosts, planning to do it when they introduce new hyper visors. Six VMs on a single host, all front end machines. Virtual host shits itself (faulty memory module). All six VMs down. Client screaming bloody blue murder. Panic ensues. Full fail over to DR systems. We don't get to say "I told you so"

6th February 2013, 20:01	#33787
Lightspeed	Why not? __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

6th February 2013, 20:31	#33788
Savage	Because I work for a global managed services team, and the customer is an enormous, government owned, state-wide utilities provider who pay my employer an obscene amount of money every month. It is the SDM's job to say "I told you so", but only after the dust has settled and the client's panties are untwisted.

6th February 2013, 21:16	#33789
Lightspeed	Oh, you mean you personally can't say "I told you so", it all happens above you where you don't get the sweet satisfaction. I know that feel. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

7th February 2013, 10:07	#33791
aR Que	Was mowing the lawn, was going pretty smoothly, well, you know, as smoothly as a rotating blade slashing some grass can go. Birds were singing, sun was shining, deers were frolicking, times were gay. Then, disaster strikes, wheel falls off, whakka whakka whakka, spinning blade does some landscaping as it bites into the dirt. Check the situation out, sure enough, the wire i'd wound around the circlip slit... thingy has given up. Not even mad, lasted 12 months, so chur, hook that legit fix up again. Birds continue their song, sun continues to shine and the deers go back to their frollick. Shit was gay alright. But, disaster strikes again, whakka whakka whakka, mother fucker. Didn't even last 12mins this time. Try again. Whakka whakka whakka. Feel a rustle coming on. See if i can't reliant robin that shit. Method works okay dokay, but lack of depth control is making a mess. Turn off the mower. Pick up the wheel. Notice the little plastic bearing has fallen out. Oh god. Find little bits in the catcher box.

7th February 2013, 14:18	#33793
aR Que	$6 buck for a new bearing and cir-clip, chur. Now to summon the motivation.

13th February 2013, 16:50	#33796
aR Que	'there's something wrong with the ceiling!!!' oh god! 'What's the problem?' 'I don't think it's gonna be bright enough and the builders are leaving lines in it!!' 'errrrrrr.... i guess?' 'Something needs to be done! This is terrible!!' 'Well, it's not going to effect the structure or it's utilization, so.... yea....' guy proceeds to panic. man, i don't give a fuck.

13th February 2013, 17:02	#33797
Juju get to da choppa	Stupid account manager gives n00b new customer who's a GM and not a techy (Seriously, you don't even know what an IP address is?) my DDI to answer any and all technical questions, even ones that have nothing to do with me, 3 days before I leave the company. I wanted these 3 days to watch youtube and masturbate to goats shaking to the harlem. Instead I have to deal with this shit. Jimmie's rustled. But also jimmy be massaged because well, I'm leaving. Shit's gonna fall apart on Monday.

14th February 2013, 17:42	#33800
chiquelet Mrs Colin Farrell	Getting a cap on one of my molars tomorrow morning. There's a 50/50 chance that I'll need a root canal to go with it. Tomorrow is just going to be swell.