What oils your gears?

[p01s0n]

Originally Posted by Pimp-X

Yep.. doin' flips 'n shit.

q: gettin er'rybody all wet?

[flic]

pickin up the new car this aftternoooooooooon

[crocos]

Dat ride be pimpin'?

[Helious]

Originally Posted by flic

pickin up the new car this aftternoooooooooon

what'd you end up getting?

[Baal]

Work IM , gullible workmate and Friday afternoon can be a source for evil. And amusement.

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(16:05:15) <female workmate #1>: <gullible workmate> just said that women cant be technical
(16:05:20) <female workmate #1>: now he is scared
(16:05:28) <female workmate #1>: cos i said i was gonna tell <female workmate #2> he said that
(16:05:43) merry: tell him I already told her
(16:05:53) merry: in fact maybe I will

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(16:07:21) <gullible workmate>: <female workmate #1> has been saying things about me that may not be true
(16:07:27) <gullible workmate>: shes a mean and cruel person
(16:07:38) <baal>: it all seemed legit to me
(16:08:00) <gullible workmate>: <female workmate #2> is an amazing person, with a fantastic technical skill... that not (many) woman have
(16:08:05) <baal>: she told me that you said that <female workmate #2> wasn't very good at her job because women can't do technical stuff
(16:08:12) <baal>: <female workmate #2> didn't seem very amused by that
(16:08:16) <gullible workmate>: haha, no i absolutely did NOT say that
(16:08:21) <baal>: uh-oh
(16:08:23) <gullible workmate>: i said that woman just arnt that technical
(16:08:31) <gullible workmate>: did not say <female workmate #2> in anyway
(16:08:35) <baal>: she seems angry you better get on with the damage control

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<female workmate #2> Baal`: have you been winding up <gullible workmate> in my name?
<Baal`> female workmate #2: omfg did he talk to you about it?
* Baal` rofls
<female workmate #2> He's digging so hard
<Baal`> AHHAHAHAHAHAH
<female workmate #2> 4:09 : <gullible workmate> : they lies! they all lies, i did not say any of that stuff baal and female workmate #1 say, i think they are trying to get me in trouble...
4:09 : i think you have amazing skill that not many woman have, its true not many woman in IT
4:09 : and its fantastic to have some woman in IT
4:10 : so if baal and female workmate #1 twisted that in anyway.. then im sorry but its lies!
<Baal`> tears of lol
<female workmate #2> 4:10 : <female workmate #2> : ??
I had to double check it was coming through my work address
and wasn't some nutter I'd done open source with
<Baal`> actual tears
<Baal`> he remarked to one of our sales people that women can't be tecnical.
who told me
<female workmate #2> aaaaahahahaha
<female workmate #2> Sorry this is the same man who saw me staggering into his office carrying rackmount servers?
<Baal`> i told him that she'd said specifically that it was <female workmate #2> and that I'd told you and that you were VERY ANGRY
<female workmate #2> Now he's telling me women can't read maps
<female workmate #2> aaaaaaaaaahahaha
<Baal`> and he bought it and apologised
<female workmate #2> I think I love you Baal`
<Baal`> win++

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(16:11:59) <gullible workmate>: ah u son of a bitch!
(16:12:44) <baal>:

[Thomas Meatball]

Totally great story. Are you going to fuck female workmate #2?

[flic]

Nissan Primera 2002

[Thomas Meatball]

It looks like a big sneaker.

[Helious]

nice, i like it

[ZoSo]

Reminds me of a pita pocket I made the other day.

[Pimp-X]

Deepak Chopra phoned, said he likes both sneakers and pita pockets. He also mentioned they both share a reality refresh rate of approximately 8 months, who knew?

[flic]

i have Facebook number plates

[Helious]

FaceBookKills491 people every minute.

[flic]

I like it !

[Helious]

I aim to please!

[chiQ]

Originally Posted by Thomas Meatball

It looks like a big sneaker.

OMG! Does! w00!

(on muscle relaxants, sorry)

[StN]

The start if the Canty / CM game - moments silence for Tonga/Samoa.

Camera pans to the embankment, and a joker is standing with his mates - reaches down and pulls his kid up by the scruff of the neck to pay respect. Excellent.

[Jonas Undrawing]

oils my gears just discovering that in Beatport Sync you can grab the waveform with the mouse at anytime and do a little wikie-wikie with your record collection.


edit. you can even "throw" it in forward or reverse and it slowly comes back to speed. awesome.

[Ab]

Originally Posted by StN

The start if the Canty / CM game - moments silence for Tonga/Samoa.

Camera pans to the embankment, and a joker is standing with his mates - reaches down and pulls his kid up by the scruff of the neck to pay respect. Excellent.

[A Corpse]

This oils my gears. I can just imagine conservative Christians spluttering into their cornflakes as they read a small newspaper sideline about a book about two male penguins. Their entire life's values being challenged and crumbling before their eyes, they vow to burn down the observatory!

[crocos]

Originally Posted by A Corpse

This oils my gears.

Didn't you know homosexuality is infectious? Even reading about it in the abstract is enough to turn you gay.
GOOD LORD MAN!! THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!

[crocos]

OMG: Spring framework training next week! Just got told by my team leader

[xor]

http://www.goudacheese.co.nz/index.html

[A Corpse]

Originally Posted by xor

http://www.goudacheese.co.nz/index.html

I dropped by the one in Rototuna a while ago and spent more time yakking to the shopkeeper than shopping. Expensive stuff but worth it for the occasional trip down memory lane.

I saw something on the news a while back that restrictions on cheesemaking are finally being relaxed here, no need to boil all the character out of the milk anymore. YAY!

NZ'ers just have no idea what they've been missing cheese-wise. This country should be able to make some kickarse cheese now.

[Cyberbob]

Watching a 33 barrel (3 racks of 11) 6 pounder cannon fire

[Bent]

Originally Posted by A Corpse

NZ'ers just have no idea what they've been missing cheese-wise. This country should be able to make some kickarse cheese now.

Indeed. At least here in Singapore it's easier to get French and Swiss cheeses than it was back in NZ. Nothing like cheese that tastes like it could kill you if it wanted to.

[Reformed_Quint]

Originally Posted by flic

Nissan Primera 2002

Its what i'd imagine the '02 bluebird to look like.

[xor]

NZ'ers just have no idea what they've been missing cheese-wise. This country should be able to make some kickarse cheese now.

Yeah you don't have to pasteurise the shit outta it anymore. However there will still be regulation up the ying yang to import any unpasteurised cheese I was reading, nz cheese industry could make some om nom nom ones now

[crocos]

Originally Posted by Bent

Nothing like cheese that tastes like it could kill you if it wanted to.

As opposed to cheese that just wants to kill your soul from boredom.

[devilmonkey]

WOMG - the guy who brought you 7 legged spider

He now brings you shark

[Ab]

It's not as entertaining when you are aware that the author is a viral ad specialist who works at an ad agency, and half these oh-so-entertaining stories are done as material for marketing case studies.

[StN]

Probably lives in Perth and named iSnack 2.0...

[[WanG] Wandarah]

Flying to Cuba in 20 hours, wahey!

[crocos]

But it's not April!

[Pepsi]

Natural sunlight in my home OMG.. Had 3 roof windows installed (kitchen and living room), and the difference is fantastic! Fuck you shitty roofline!

[xor]

Steinlager pure and chinese food

[herp]

Watched my first live NBA game at the o2 arena and it was a buzzer beater from the bulls to win the game! Yeah boy

[chiQ]

My team-mates at work oil my gears.

[Reformed_Quint]

Originally Posted by Pepsi

Natural sunlight in my home OMG.. Had 3 roof windows installed (kitchen and living room), and the difference is fantastic! Fuck you shitty roofline!

drip

drip

drip

[smudge]

Listening to a New Jersey or Texas radio station and they play a kiwi song...