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23rd December 2011, 11:00 | #321 |
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StN:
"Time - Date - Status 11.55 AM - 16/12/11 - Picked up Your item has been collected and is in transit to a NZ Post depot." your santa says: not sure if it's in Chch or on the delivery truck or what.... :( |
23rd December 2011, 11:02 | #322 |
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Hmm - Mrs Stoolie is home today, so mayhap it will appear.
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23rd December 2011, 11:06 | #323 |
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5-6 days in transit I'm guessing it may have either been damaged and is being sent back or the tracking site is having issues updating, or they're simply fucking slow.
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23rd December 2011, 11:16 | #324 |
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I'll be opening tonight also, as I'm moving house tomorrow!
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23rd December 2011, 11:43 | #325 | |
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23rd December 2011, 15:04 | #326 |
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Still nudda. All good. One more day.
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23rd December 2011, 16:25 | #327 |
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Still nothing here, hopefully tomorrow
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23rd December 2011, 16:27 | #328 |
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Thanks heaps NZGSS! Been musing over ordering one of these for ages. Right race too.
Appreciated++ See all you cunts next year.
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23rd December 2011, 18:29 | #330 |
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BOOSH!
I'm not sure if I ought to strip away the outer layer, but we shall find out in short order. Roughly shoe box size, which will be the red herring packaging. More than one item inside (or one thing smashed into several pieces?). Main item roughly half the dimensions of the shoe box. Overall weight, around 500gm. My guess? A buttplug in blister packaging, a cock ring, nipple clamps. Sender is obviously confident that the package would reach its intended recipient. That is, unless the package gets sent back to ASB Bank House in Wgtn and they know who NZGSS is :P It's possible. Wgtn is a bit of a hick town.
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23rd December 2011, 20:22 | #331 |
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Says Abs House bro, not ASB house.
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23rd December 2011, 20:28 | #332 |
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Home castration kits are roughly a half kilo and shoe boxed sized; or so my recent googling suggests.
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23rd December 2011, 20:55 | #333 |
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Right, I messed up and left my present at work when I left, so it'll have to wait until next Thursday when I get back to Welly
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23rd December 2011, 21:57 | #335 | |
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23rd December 2011, 22:05 | #336 |
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I was just thinking about driving around to the local post shop in case they forgot to leave a card to call, when Santa decided I might need a new house.
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23rd December 2011, 22:08 | #337 |
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Your SS really spared no expense this year!
Merry Xmas StN! (WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE WOBBLE) |
24th December 2011, 08:08 | #338 |
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Righto "Danger is my middle name"... I'm gonna blame your esteemed colleagues for now - might even throw some rocks at the postie that lives across the road...
Address worked fine last year. |
24th December 2011, 08:28 | #339 |
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ohh a photo frame, with me in it, how sweet
Was that you LP? I think on here, only you and clay have this series :0 its beside my bed much to the wives dismay - but it was there or my computer desk. old school photoshopping was the best
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24th December 2011, 08:52 | #340 |
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Don't know why you would have a raincoat and some tissues. Its either or tbh. Either let it spray or let it stay.
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24th December 2011, 08:55 | #341 |
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Maybe he cries during intercourse, so that's what the tissues are for...
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24th December 2011, 09:30 | #342 |
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I use tissues for nose blowing, its unique I know
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24th December 2011, 09:40 | #343 |
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Guess I'm a bit of a sucker. Thanks my NZGSS, now I have a bargaining tool with the young fella and the Mrs these holidays. |
24th December 2011, 10:10 | #344 |
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Moral of the story..be careful what you joke about in here.
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24th December 2011, 10:28 | #345 |
Konnichiwa, bitches
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Thanks to my not-so-secret-Santa.. or was it, Mrs Santa? Very cute!
My youngest has gone and claimed it!! p.s - I knew it felt like socks! |
24th December 2011, 11:13 | #346 |
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Ok first things first, postcard from Evoke to match my other confusingly lame postcard from OY636:
But then... another envelope with the same handwriting... And in it is: Wtf! That is insane, seriously I feel like I should send this back, it's way too much! That's going to really come in handy, thanks a ton :> Next up, the flat do-not-bend package: Holy loly, original labyrinth 7". That's fucking incredible :D It's now proudly on display with my other vinyl that I can't mention the names of. Then, totally unexpected - the troll face package delivers, in a big way~~~~ Hipflask of Chivas :) Now the big square one - the emo guy wrapped box (was that guy spiderman?) contained: "Spiderman 3 Mask - Scaled Replica". This will sit nicely beside my severed head hairdressing dolls. And lastly, another large flat package, would could it be? more vinyl? Nope, it's Troll Wally! Open it up, another note inside Santa has trolled me and circled Wally on every single page + all the additional tasks listed in the back (except one, "The Odd Couple"), feels bad man. Thanks to everyone who sent me stuff when it was entirely optional. I managed to avoid butt plugs and liz shaw memorabilia completely. Looking forward to seeing what gets unwrapped today :D And to those that still haven't received anything - postage resumes 28th - 31st. We'll see what happens during this time then start chasing up. At least every single package was confirmed as sent though. If people followed the postage date guidelines this would be largely avoidable ;> Merry nzgamesmas to all Last edited by cEvin : 24th December 2011 at 11:14. |
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24th December 2011, 11:49 | #348 |
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Here now is a dramatical re-enactenment of my nzgss present unwrapping. Feel the suspense!
I knew it! Shoes! My favourite brand, too! But how did they guess my size?! What is this? Insult via snail mail? Dastardly! Get some more ink you fucking froob! Shrink wrapped letters! Oh boy, I hope there's enough to spell out GET OFF MY LAWN YOU CUNT so I can put it in the window. Letters with points! Now all I need is a whole lot more letters and I can play a game on the lounge floor where you form whole words with letters assigned to each player randomly in which they're awarded the sum total of points from each word letter! A brilliant idea which I will copyright immediately! Think of the minutes of fun! PROLAPSE 11 points. GOATSE 8 points. But wait, was ist das? Bonus lols? OMG, it's a framed picture of the common sperg in the wild! Get some more ink you loser! So there's the haul. Thanks nzg secret santa! I'm not too sure what S, C, C is supposed to represent but at the very least they'll be good for chucking at cats. The sperg picture will, of course, end up drenched in cum.
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24th December 2011, 11:55 | #350 |
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I thought I'd sneakily open mine while cooking breakfast but Santa one-upped me - check out what was in my two packages:
So I've taken a step back and will resume after eating! Excite!
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24th December 2011, 11:56 | #351 |
Konnichiwa, bitches
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lol, awesome
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24th December 2011, 12:24 | #352 |
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In a Harrods box, no less - classy as fuck!
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24th December 2011, 12:28 | #353 |
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That sinking feeling when you think the ultimate troll was to send me a container full of packaging thingees. Nek minit: yep: Chocolate's ok though: ack reached image post limit! |
24th December 2011, 12:31 | #354 |
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somewhat disturbing, it's an old magazine: Thank you Secret Santa!! |
24th December 2011, 12:39 | #355 |
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Everything is better with Bacon - even Christmas!~
So, so, so very awesome - thanks Santa! You're very generous! I'm extremely grateful and in awe of your gifting skill I won't lie to you, though; I suspect a Bacon-flavoured drink may well be a bridge too far D:
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24th December 2011, 12:48 | #356 |
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zomg, baconation! You been baconised! JEALOUS!
Come on losers, mor photos!
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24th December 2011, 13:14 | #357 |
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Blurry rendition of my SS
Yay, chocolate and another gift...
With a note attached... Which turns out to be "Sex in the Shower" Emotibomb soapy stuff from Lush (Hard to read the blur) Set the mood, ___ the atmosphere, share a shower! Thanks Santa! *nom nom nom*
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24th December 2011, 13:19 | #358 |
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Great news everybody!
Just when I got bored with cleaning the turtle tank, and decided to go and get a spirit level to see exactly how bad the floor is, and then wandered to the back door - only to find a package!
Pictures have been taken, and once I have recovered from a very disturbing componant, I shall post these. Now, to complete the turtle clean... |
24th December 2011, 13:35 | #359 |
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Right. Upon opening the previously-received courier package:
http://img593.imageshack.us/img593/5646/nzgss2011.jpg I'm confronted with a black, logo'ed box (some surfing co? Not sure it's important) smelling faintly of PVA. Lifting the lid, I'm greeted by ominous instructions. I do what it says, but from the side, so the inevitable anthrax-disseminating apparatus at least misses me with the bulk of its blast. But I needn't have feared. Putting the hazmat gear away, I investigate further. I may have to take those to work, though nobody there plays minecraft. All the more interesting to gauge reactions I guess.
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24th December 2011, 13:43 | #360 |
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Oh look, a box...
What's this yellow label...a clue? Or a red herring?? Hmmm Air bags? Pro packager status: REVEALED! REALLY PRO. Nothing was going to break this...what I can only assume, based on its heavy weight, is a glass dildo... But no! It's a nice bottle of wine! Def no complaints about that, thanks Santa!! |