NZGames 2011 Secret Santa - Page 10

StN · 24th December 2011, 14:01

Ok, so here is the much awaited package (and the previously mentioned level!):

Ah - this doesn't bode well...

Somebody think of the children!

Digging further reveals this fellow:

And a story.

Including pictorial suggestions of what to do with him. Crikey - I don't like the look of that dark fellow.

But wait - there's more! A very special vintage...

The label of which didn't photograph very well on my feeble Samsung (Santa - you know what I need tonight - hint EOS...) and reads:

The Shaw, as it is known, has hints of

Bergamot, as well as a musky odor of failed
stardom. The pallet is rounded off with a dash
of a political career explosion and fluttering's
of failed BMW's. We here at the Shaw ovarian
breweries recommend a plate of yeast infec-
tion to compliment the fine fluid within this
bottle.

Thank you Santa!

dylan · 24th December 2011, 14:21

Disturbing...and hilarious

doppelgänger of someone · 24th December 2011, 14:34

huh, collector of Liz Shaw pics... I guess it is obvious who StN's SS is.

p-b · 24th December 2011, 14:59

Opening of my package!

Someone has obviously noticed my Skyrim playing ways!:

Bubblegum Crayons!

Whoopie cushion, which will provide me with hours upon hours of fun!

And last but not least, what appears to be a knitted cock'n'balls warmer in lovely Canterbury colours! Woohoo!

It's a wee bit too small though :-(

Thanks NZGSS!!

chiquelet · 24th December 2011, 14:59

I'll post a pic of me in my gift in the next couple of days, maybe even tonight if you get lucky

cEvin · 24th December 2011, 15:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiquelet

I'll post a pic of me in my gift in the next couple of days, maybe even tonight if you get lucky

you in the gift or the gift in you?

OY636 · 24th December 2011, 15:27

Sad Panda, watching every one open theirs and not having one. Hopefully it will turn up.

xpandnz · 24th December 2011, 15:46

All g man. Last year mine came after Xmas. All good wit' me.

p01s0n · 24th December 2011, 16:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by cEvin

you in the gift or the gift in you?

;D ;D ;D

p01s0n · 24th December 2011, 16:44

for your viewing pleasure, I have selected this dubstep christmascore track to accompany this festive post
http://www.box.com/s/ogbl7egisyh6j82se3hq

OK!
Today I was enjoying arts and crafts hour at the _p1e residence, and remembered with excitement that I have this box to open!

tasteful vignette courtesy of google picasa

My stanley 'craft' knife made short work of the tape, revealing the contents inside. First impressions gives us delicious nz chocolates and a gift card for janitorial services, judging by the green trash can logo.

Delicious delicious chocolates. I eagerly anticipate consuming the NZDM moro bar without the anti-melt agent used in the australian market counterpart.

Opening the gift card...whaaATTTT???

Unfortunately, it turns out i'll have to clean my own messy pigsty of a house - because there's only a $20 itunes voucher in here!!!! Time to git me some angry birds

This years haul - completely acceptable and not embarassing at all. Big props to santa. Cheers!

crocos · 24th December 2011, 19:03

What's in the box? Another box.

CHOCOLATE!!!

From the one I've tried, bloody good choc too!

Cheers SS!

(And to CCS's NZGSS: I hate you soo much)

Furry Crew · 24th December 2011, 19:04

Ohhh flash.....custom painted sneakers to add to the collection!

Thanks NZSS!

StN · 24th December 2011, 19:12

Sneaky pedobear FTW!

mpx · 24th December 2011, 20:04

Someone has most definitely been searching my post history, and I don't mind one bit :D

Firstly, it seems they know I rage a lot and have given me something appropriate for such situations (I know a few vehicles that could use one of these!)

Secondly, well this isn't really knowledge as everyone loves bacon. What's not to love? And combining it with candy, well - candybacon.

Finally, the most recent postings of mine has been my fabulastic deep frying machine. This is the golden ticket!

Such an awesome NZGSS! Having just moved house today, sweating like a candied pig, it was nice to wind down and open these up. I have some nice fried recipes for the house warming :D

Hooray!

Edit: Crocos by the looks of that packaging it looks like Devonport chocolate, if it is then you are spoilt! :D

mpx · 24th December 2011, 20:48

Also, I can't be sure but I think I did that vampbeast! Awww someone saw fit to use one of my photoshops.

Love the shoes too.

Godamn, you're awesome, NZG.

cEvin · 24th December 2011, 21:00

awesome so far, 20 down, 21 to go

Phantom · 24th December 2011, 21:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by cEvin

awesome so far, 20 down, 21 to go

21!

Great job sir, I tip my hat in your general direction. Take a bow!

MadMax · 24th December 2011, 21:27

so, an envelope turns up in the mail:

MINT!

TYVM my NZGSS

crocos · 24th December 2011, 21:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by mpx

Edit: Crocos by the looks of that packaging it looks like Devonport chocolate, if it is then you are spoilt!

Indeed they are, and yeah I think so too

Baal · 24th December 2011, 22:03

I'm impressed by the $ spent on some of these gifts.

No longer shall I wait in line like a common pleb when I'm visiting The Blue Oyster. My gay card has finally arrived!

En route to the aforementioned club I will be relaxing on one of these babies.

Nice!

Thanks SS, that's awesome

Vrtigo · 25th December 2011, 10:02

not a lot of time unfortunately, as ive had a shit few weeks dealing with getting my car running (today is no exception), but ill take this opportunity to reveal my SS stash.

bonus points for nzg logo in marker

YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO REVEAL YOURSELF MANNN

first thought: awesome. the angry birds pencil case is a bit lol, seeing as i detest the game B:<

i am sure this holography device will improve my performance in all areas

its even got professional sports-person endorsement! it must be legit!

this is going directly to my car rear view mirror!

ok, now this is actually awesome, because i currently have a cold (yes, during christmas)

immediately applied, and feelsgoodman

FUCKING MAGNETS. THESE SHOULD COME IN HANDY. CUNT.

this is fucking cool - its a pci card that helps diagnose motherboard issues. i love gauges and meters and utility hardware, and this just rocks my socks. best gift ive received in a long long time i must say!

thank you pie!

Juju · 25th December 2011, 10:48

Hrm, an ejaculating penis on a plastic shopping bag... what ever could it be?

Boutique beers... nomnomnom

Thanks guy!

Trigger · 25th December 2011, 10:52

some pretty epic GG presents this year!

fantastic xmas all around

p01s0n · 25th December 2011, 11:11

lol vertigo, i was not your santa.

I'll need to talk to cevin because someones getting an infringement notice for unauthorized use of my ailure call though.

p-b · 25th December 2011, 12:40

Apologies to my NZGSS as I forgot to post a pic of one of the items that came in my SS package:

Special agent badge set! Not sure if a nod towards my working for Govt...

PhX · 25th December 2011, 17:15

trying to write on ios, might fuck out

PERFECT im almost out, funny thing is it almost went back to place where it was posted. Cheers nzg massive!

Cyberbob · 25th December 2011, 23:45

So while my SS gift is currently being returned to sender and repaired from being jumped on by nzpost, I get an email telling me to check my Steam account in the meantime.

Sure enough, three gifted games are sitting there..

Magicka Complete Pack
EYE Divine Supremecy
Audiosurf

Awesome pack right there.. Thanks for the SS stimulus package

doppelgänger of someone · 26th December 2011, 02:58

OH HI WHAT'S THIS?

Thank you (not so) Secret Santa! I enjoy beer more for its goggle effect but I'll try to taste these homebrews while wearing my beer tasting monocles.

cEvin · 26th December 2011, 10:17

Why not so secret? return address visible? I would have no fucking clue who sent that if i didn't already know :D

cEvin · 26th December 2011, 10:19

We are still yet to hear from:

OY636
Poppet
tor
xor
Macca @ work
chiQ
Pimp-X
^BITES^
Icefox
Wazza
LordP
chiquelet
xpandnz
wug

xor · 26th December 2011, 10:22

I got mine, pics to come!

wazza · 26th December 2011, 10:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by wazza

end of the day
still nothing
cheers

tor · 26th December 2011, 12:04

Nothing, I had some other stuff coming via post and that is much later than expected as well. Maybe post office is having a rest.

doppelgänger of someone · 26th December 2011, 12:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by cEvin

Why not so secret? return address visible? I would have no fucking clue who sent that if i didn't already know

The names mentioned, and through a simple process of elimination. My dear Watson, the truth is elementary. (<3 RDJ)

Hey cEv, show us your hoard!

dylan · 26th December 2011, 14:09

He already did on teh last page

doppelgänger of someone · 26th December 2011, 14:16

I missed last page o_0

StN · 26th December 2011, 14:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by doppelgänger of someone

The names mentioned, and through a simple process of elimination. My dear Watson, the truth is elementary. (<3 RDJ)

Hey cEv, show us your hoard!

Ahh - I think I see it. M

crocos · 27th December 2011, 19:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by cEvin

We are still yet to hear from...

and yet to actually see the content of phantom's SS box

IceFox · 27th December 2011, 22:15

I'll try and post pics of mine tomorrow.

Evoke · 28th December 2011, 00:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

and yet to actually see the content of phantom's SS box

bacon flavoured everything?

24th December 2011, 14:01	#361
StN I have detailed files	Hide the children, it's gonna get nasty... Ok, so here is the much awaited package (and the previously mentioned level!): Ah - this doesn't bode well... Somebody think of the children! Digging further reveals this fellow: And a story. Including pictorial suggestions of what to do with him. Crikey - I don't like the look of that dark fellow. But wait - there's more! A very special vintage... The label of which didn't photograph very well on my feeble Samsung (Santa - you know what I need tonight - hint EOS...) and reads: The Shaw, as it is known, has hints of Bergamot, as well as a musky odor of failed stardom. The pallet is rounded off with a dash of a political career explosion and fluttering's of failed BMW's. We here at the Shaw ovarian breweries recommend a plate of yeast infec- tion to compliment the fine fluid within this bottle. Thank you Santa!

24th December 2011, 20:04	#374
mpx .	Someone has most definitely been searching my post history, and I don't mind one bit :D Firstly, it seems they know I rage a lot and have given me something appropriate for such situations (I know a few vehicles that could use one of these!) Secondly, well this isn't really knowledge as everyone loves bacon. What's not to love? And combining it with candy, well - candybacon. Finally, the most recent postings of mine has been my fabulastic deep frying machine. This is the golden ticket! Such an awesome NZGSS! Having just moved house today, sweating like a candied pig, it was nice to wind down and open these up. I have some nice fried recipes for the house warming :D Hooray! Edit: Crocos by the looks of that packaging it looks like Devonport chocolate, if it is then you are spoilt! :D Last edited by mpx : 24th December 2011 at 20:05.

24th December 2011, 21:00	#376
cEvin Love In Vein	awesome so far, 20 down, 21 to go Last edited by cEvin : 24th December 2011 at 21:03.

24th December 2011, 21:27	#378
MadMax Stuff	$30 so, an envelope turns up in the mail: MINT! TYVM my NZGSS __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

25th December 2011, 10:02	#381
Vrtigo Marginal Poster	not a lot of time unfortunately, as ive had a shit few weeks dealing with getting my car running (today is no exception), but ill take this opportunity to reveal my SS stash. bonus points for nzg logo in marker YOUR NOT SUPPOSED TO REVEAL YOURSELF MANNN first thought: awesome. the angry birds pencil case is a bit lol, seeing as i detest the game B:< i am sure this holography device will improve my performance in all areas its even got professional sports-person endorsement! it must be legit! this is going directly to my car rear view mirror! ok, now this is actually awesome, because i currently have a cold (yes, during christmas) immediately applied, and feelsgoodman FUCKING MAGNETS. THESE SHOULD COME IN HANDY. CUNT. this is fucking cool - its a pci card that helps diagnose motherboard issues. i love gauges and meters and utility hardware, and this just rocks my socks. best gift ive received in a long long time i must say! thank you pie! Last edited by Vrtigo : 25th December 2011 at 10:03.

24th December 2011, 14:21	#362
dylan Huh?	Disturbing...and hilarious

24th December 2011, 14:34	#363
doppelgänger of someone	huh, collector of Liz Shaw pics... I guess it is obvious who StN's SS is.

24th December 2011, 14:59	#364
p-b	Opening of my package! Someone has obviously noticed my Skyrim playing ways!: Bubblegum Crayons! Whoopie cushion, which will provide me with hours upon hours of fun! And last but not least, what appears to be a knitted cock'n'balls warmer in lovely Canterbury colours! Woohoo! It's a wee bit too small though :-( Thanks NZGSS!! Last edited by p-b : 24th December 2011 at 15:00.

24th December 2011, 14:59	#365
chiquelet Mrs Colin Farrell	I'll post a pic of me in my gift in the next couple of days, maybe even tonight if you get lucky

24th December 2011, 15:27	#367
OY636	Sad Panda, watching every one open theirs and not having one. Hopefully it will turn up.

24th December 2011, 15:46	#368
xpandnz	All g man. Last year mine came after Xmas. All good wit' me. __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

24th December 2011, 16:44	#370
p01s0n	for your viewing pleasure, I have selected this dubstep christmascore track to accompany this festive post http://www.box.com/s/ogbl7egisyh6j82se3hq OK! Today I was enjoying arts and crafts hour at the _p1e residence, and remembered with excitement that I have this box to open! tasteful vignette courtesy of google picasa My stanley 'craft' knife made short work of the tape, revealing the contents inside. First impressions gives us delicious nz chocolates and a gift card for janitorial services, judging by the green trash can logo. Delicious delicious chocolates. I eagerly anticipate consuming the NZDM moro bar without the anti-melt agent used in the australian market counterpart. Opening the gift card...whaaATTTT??? Unfortunately, it turns out i'll have to clean my own messy pigsty of a house - because there's only a $20 itunes voucher in here!!!! Time to git me some angry birds This years haul - completely acceptable and not embarassing at all. Big props to santa. Cheers! __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

24th December 2011, 19:03	#371
crocos	What's in the box? Another box. CHOCOLATE!!! From the one I've tried, bloody good choc too! Cheers SS! (And to CCS's NZGSS: I hate you soo much) __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

24th December 2011, 19:04	#372
Furry Crew	Ohhh flash.....custom painted sneakers to add to the collection! Thanks NZSS! __________________ "This ain't pain I'm feeling....it's nostalgia" Visit The O-bots Last edited by Furry Crew : 24th December 2011 at 19:05.

24th December 2011, 19:12	#373
StN I have detailed files	Sneaky pedobear FTW!

24th December 2011, 20:48	#375
mpx .	Also, I can't be sure but I think I did that vampbeast! Awww someone saw fit to use one of my photoshops. Love the shoes too. Godamn, you're awesome, NZG.

24th December 2011, 22:03	#380
Baal	I'm impressed by the $ spent on some of these gifts. No longer shall I wait in line like a common pleb when I'm visiting The Blue Oyster. My gay card has finally arrived! En route to the aforementioned club I will be relaxing on one of these babies. Nice! Thanks SS, that's awesome __________________ Your a homo.

25th December 2011, 10:48	#382
Juju get to da choppa	Hrm, an ejaculating penis on a plastic shopping bag... what ever could it be? Boutique beers... nomnomnom Thanks guy!

25th December 2011, 10:52	#383
Trigger Laserman	some pretty epic GG presents this year! fantastic xmas all around __________________ Are you slow? The alleged lie that you might have heard, me saying, allagedly moments ago... That's a parasite that lives in my neck.

25th December 2011, 11:11	#384
p01s0n	lol vertigo, i was not your santa. I'll need to talk to cevin because someones getting an infringement notice for unauthorized use of my ailure call though. __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

25th December 2011, 12:40	#385
p-b	Apologies to my NZGSS as I forgot to post a pic of one of the items that came in my SS package: Special agent badge set! Not sure if a nod towards my working for Govt...

25th December 2011, 17:15	#386
PhX	trying to write on ios, might fuck out PERFECT im almost out, funny thing is it almost went back to place where it was posted. Cheers nzg massive! __________________ xyf

25th December 2011, 23:45	#387
Cyberbob	So while my SS gift is currently being returned to sender and repaired from being jumped on by nzpost, I get an email telling me to check my Steam account in the meantime. Sure enough, three gifted games are sitting there.. Magicka Complete Pack EYE Divine Supremecy Audiosurf Awesome pack right there.. Thanks for the SS stimulus package __________________ ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ

26th December 2011, 02:58	#388
doppelgänger of someone	OH HI WHAT'S THIS? Thank you (not so) Secret Santa! I enjoy beer more for its goggle effect but I'll try to taste these homebrews while wearing my beer tasting monocles.

26th December 2011, 10:17	#389
cEvin Love In Vein	Why not so secret? return address visible? I would have no fucking clue who sent that if i didn't already know :D

26th December 2011, 10:19	#390
cEvin Love In Vein	We are still yet to hear from: OY636 Poppet tor xor Macca @ work chiQ Pimp-X ^BITES^ Icefox Wazza LordP chiquelet xpandnz wug

26th December 2011, 10:22	#391
xor	I got mine, pics to come!

26th December 2011, 12:04	#393
tor	Nothing, I had some other stuff coming via post and that is much later than expected as well. Maybe post office is having a rest.

26th December 2011, 14:09	#395
dylan Huh?	He already did on teh last page

26th December 2011, 14:16	#396
doppelgänger of someone	I missed last page o_0

27th December 2011, 22:15	#399
IceFox	I'll try and post pics of mine tomorrow.