Random Thoughts II

[verve_rat]

Whamilton?

[TnT]

Whuck off.

[crocos]

Whucking Whell!

[Cyberbob]

Wil Wheaton

[Spink]

wtWh

[CCS]

turd

[Spoon1]

Cool Whip

[Torka]

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6187080.stm

I like how the suggested angle is pretty much exactly how you see most gamers sitting at lans

[crocos]

Originally Posted by Torka

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6187080.stm

I like how the suggested angle is pretty much exactly how you see most gamers sitting at lans

Data from the British Chiropractic Association says...

Article instantly invalidated IMO.

[David]

Why are 80% of females these days bisexual? I mean, it was cool when they were 18-20 but my age? Getting near their 30s? God it's pathetic. I'm glad I married a non-NZer. NZ girls are insecurity timebombs ticking away.

[madmaxii]

Um - why are you worried if you're happily married

[crocos]

LOL, his wife just told him she's bi and wants some pussy

[madmaxii]

Came through the front door and found this in the quote of the day - or whatever it's called:

Pimp-X: Well I think we should all have a big fuckoff fistfight over it, at the conclusion of which we can burn Lightspeed as an offering to the Agnostic Liberation Movement. Then, we will eat goat steaks. Then we will line up 200 Evokes and rail them. OKAY?!

Things haven't changed much - eh?

[Spoon1]

Originally Posted by Torka

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/6187080.stm

I like how the suggested angle is pretty much exactly how you see most gamers sitting at lans

Gamers: We Know Stuff
Now with less pimply nerds!

[Cyberbob]

New Spiderman has been picked.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news...r-Movie-Reboot

My gut reaction was that it's fucking retarded to reboot the series, and choose a completely different actor as an already established character in an ongoing series that was only around a few years ago.

But then again, it worked for Batman* and James Bond.

* Keaton ftw.

[David]

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

New Spiderman has been picked.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news...r-Movie-Reboot

My gut reaction was that it's fucking retarded to reboot the series, and choose a completely different actor as an already established character in an ongoing series that was only around a few years ago.

But then again, it worked for Batman* and James Bond.

* Keaton ftw.

Thing is, Batman needed a reboot.

Spiderman just had a reboot.

[Pepsi]

I just realised whilst on my way home from a night out last night, that I got old. Stink.

[p01s0n]

[CCS]

Originally Posted by Pepsi

I just realised whilst on my way home from a night out last night, that I got old. Stink.

Only just now, huh? Stink.

[Pepsi]

Originally Posted by CCS

Only just now, huh? Stink.

Yeah. Stink

Btw, have you checked your emails lately?

[p01s0n]

Ab, can you make this an emote? TIA

[CCS]

Originally Posted by Pepsi

Yeah. Stink

Btw, have you checked your emails lately?

Nah I haven't... will check...

I realised I was getting old when I started getting grey hairs at 26 :/

I wanna be 25 again. That's a good age to be.

[madmaxii]

I'm 25.

Every time I look in the mirror I'm not.

[cEvin]

Originally Posted by Pepsi

Btw, have you checked your emails lately?

[Trigger]

[p01s0n]

Isn't it great to spend night after night online in the company of your best friends? Nothing like shooting the shit with your pals after a long day of watching Star Trek VHS tapes. After the long walk upstairs, it feels so good to sit down in the Archthrone of your Painkeep, rip open a new Pringles can and start sipping a freshly concocted Mountain Dew-Quik shake you call the "Polyjuice Potion" in honor of Harry Potter. (uNF Ginny!!) You call it that because after you drink it, you transform into something completely different. Your deep cyst acne clears up, you forget about your obesity, and you can chat about anime with people who genuinely care about you. After a few hours, the chat slows down and you wander over to some Russian child porn sites you subscribe to. Here's hoping the feds don't track your Citibank card! Hehe. A good long session of stroking your four inch penis finally results in a few drops of clear semen on your flabby fist, which you wipe all over your lips and chin, inhaling deeply. Finally feeling a bit drowsy, you click off your monitor and crack open your Gentoo laptop so you can finish explaining why Babylon 5 shouldn't have been cancelled while in bed. You fall heavily onto your greasy mattress which has a stained pillow and a discolored blanket half draped on it. You sleepily type in a few lines of chat while popping some throbbing zits on your cheek, making more pin point stains on your pillow. Just as you see some orange glow around the edge of your sheet draped window you decide to catch some sleep. You hate this time of night (day?) Now your loneliness hits you like a wall. Almost every real friend you've ever made has forgotten about you or is disgusted by you. Why do you act like that? Why do you LOOK like that? You represent everything they don't want to be. Why couldn't you just stay on a diet? Why carve up every last pimple until yet another bloody crater has been dug out of your cheek? Go to sleep...go to sleep, you plead to yourself. Tomorrow is Season 4 of Voyager... Seven of Nine. You like to imagine that you're on that spaceship, part of something, part of a group. But you never will be. Tears mingle with pus stains on your pillow as you squeeze your eyes shut trying to push the terrible reality of your singular aloneness. If only you had done better in school, if only you could find a job... and you remember Mom wants you to mow the lawn tomorrow morning. Goddamn it, you're turning 30 this November and you're still doing this shit. Your life is a prison and there's no chance for parole. Seven of Nine...

[cEvin]

:O
epic

[Pepsi]

Originally Posted by CCS

Nah I haven't... will check...

I realised I was getting old when I started getting grey hairs at 26 :/

I wanna be 25 again. That's a good age to be.

A bit of grey isn't so bad..



I haven't got any grey hairs yet, but it's going to be a huge PITA to have to dye my hair when I do because it's so long... I wonder if that's why so many women in their 40's end up chopping all their hair off? Easier to maintain? I guess I have a number of years left before I worry about joining in on that trend..

Yeah, early 20's was sweet..

[CCS]

Yeah, I'm not too fussed about the aesthetics of grey hairs (I'm not too vain) it's what they symbolise... OLD!

Still, at least I'm not so old and feeble that a cat trips me up and my back goes. Lol.


Anyways, in your favour, azns don't seem to wrinkle very much so you probably don't need to worry about that until your 50s.

[Pepsi]

This is true.. my mum is remarkably wrinkle free for a woman her age. One of the aspects of my heritage I don't mind so much..

[Ab]

Had a haircut last week, I was stunned at the number of grey hairs piling up on the poncho thing. Fuck me.

[Pepsi]

Sooooo..... has anyone here got grey pubes yet? I bet that's an even more scary discovery to make..

[DrTiTus]

Pics or it didnt happen!

[chiQ]

I don't have any grey hairs. I have wrinkles, but probably less than I should so close to 40. I feel old though. Too much cleaning is bad for you. Today I also did a bunch of garden work. Meh! Need a few days of being lazy.

[Spoon1]

Originally Posted by Pepsi

Sooooo..... has anyone here got grey pubes yet? I bet that's an even more scary discovery to make..

Ask XM.

[CCS]

Originally Posted by Pepsi

Sooooo..... has anyone here got grey pubes yet? I bet that's an even more scary discovery to make..

It's kinda hard to see the pubes down there, especially the ones under my ball bag. Tell you what - you check out mine and I'll check out yours.

[Pepsi]

I dunno man.. I'm not sure I'm entirely comfortable showing another dude my peni....erm...I mean, vagina. VAGINA!!

[Lightspeed]

So far my favourite out of the Bulwer-Lytton Contest has been the historical fiction runner-up:

The band of pre-humans departed the cave in search of solace from the omnipresent dangers found there knowing that it meant survival of their kind, though they probably didn't understand it intellectually since their brains were so small and undeveloped but fundamentally they understood that they didn't like big animals that ate them.

[lektronimo]

So... What's the cheapest place to get Win7 from? Ebay? I'm also looking into three user family pack which runs for about US$150.

[David]

Piracy.