Liz Shaw One Crazy NZ Idol Bitch - Page 12

Macca@Work · 13th July 2005, 14:06

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Originally posted by badassmofo
Amen to that, she's fucking foxy.

yeah..after 10 double rum and cokes and 2 valium..

crocos · 13th July 2005, 14:11

Context: Badassmofo meant Francesca Willis, not Liz Shaw.

malibu girl liz · 13th July 2005, 15:03

1. Why didn't you wipe your arse before getting your hole photographed for a national magazine? I did actually wipe my ass.

2. Why did you get a set of photos taken of you in the nudie when you are so dam ugly? Its good money, for the experience and because I had poor body image at the time. I have since lost 8 kilos so I'm hardly fat.

3. Why did you go on NZ Idol when you are so talentless? Did your family not warn you that you were utter crap? I did it as a joke. I was offended when Paul said i couldn't be a presenter. Look at the footage again and you'll see I didn't react until then. I didn't tell my family.

4. Why did you get so upset when the judges pointed out how talent-less you are? Surely on some basic level you must be aware of your complete lack of singing ability? same as answer above, Paul commented on my presenting when he hadn't seen me present and that offended me.

5. Did you really think anyone was stupid enough to sign you up for a recording contract? I wanted it to be true.

6. How much hope did Helen Clark becoming Prime Minister give you that you too could fill the illustrious role and do you think other horrifically ugly women also gained some amount of hope from this event? I have no answer for that, when it comes to politics looks do not matter.

7. Will you ever film the porn film you mentioned in the Photo spread? No I won't.

8. What is your take on ugly fat women being allowed to star in porn films and do you feel that you are a spokesperson for them?I wouldn't know because I am not fat, see a previous answer, I've lost 8 kilos and if you think that 50kilos (my weight at this point in time) is fat then YOU are the one who i deluded.

9. Do you think Kiwi's are too conservative with their dress sense or do you think they just don't want to see your fat, horrible arse drooping out the bottom of you tiny skirt? What I wear is my business, build a bridge and drive over it coz I'm sick of it being mentioned.

10. Do you think that most of the negative press related to you can be subscribed to New Zealand's tall poppy syndrome or do you think it is because you are a vapid, stupid, ugly, fat whore with a dirty minge and horrible, tiny (yet saggy) breasts who has forced herself into the limelight? Absolutely, it is definitely the former. It is because I do what I want and do't hold back.

Goodbye.

StN · 13th July 2005, 15:08

Butt ugly?

malibu girl liz · 13th July 2005, 15:10

well it seems you people are deluded because that isn't ugly. Helen Clark is ugly.

Stalk3r · 13th July 2005, 15:14

that article cracks me up purely based on the fact that the top photo with the company sign on the front of their store says " parking in rear " and its about anal stuffs

oh and on a side note
" dang bitch, you ugly "

StN · 13th July 2005, 15:18

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Originally posted by malibu girl liz
well it seems you people are deluded because that isn't ugly. Helen Clark is ugly.

I thought you had left?

I half thought you were trolling, but the level of intellect required for that appears to be beyond you.

Here's a tip - google subtlety...

xor · 13th July 2005, 15:22

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Originally posted by malibu girl liz
well it seems you people are deluded because that isn't ugly. Helen Clark is ugly.

You posed nude and you want to be a presenter?
What do you want to present? Ugly Minga'z in the forest with hairy assholes

Ishtar · 13th July 2005, 15:24

Better be careful, or she'll start to threaten members with law suits, and then whine when she gets banned from the forum.

cEvin · 13th July 2005, 15:25

i think she's been semi reasonable about all this

Baxton · 13th July 2005, 15:28

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Originally posted by malibu girl liz
that stuff what she said

In truth I wrote all that in an attempt to point out that your antics amuse no-one (at least not in a good way). You want to be a presenter but instead of working towards that goal you are damaging your reputation. No presenter can last with a nation wide dislike (expect maybe Paul holmes).
You calm that you "do what you want", "wear what you want" then want us to respect and like you enough to watch you on TV, even though said "doing" and "wearing" is causing a nation wide gag reaction.

However you did answer my questions, which in truth did not deserve answering.

In closing I still wouldn't stick my cock in you, nor would I watch you present a pile of steaming dog turd, however since you answered my childish questions I will give you enough respect to not abuse you further.

Good luck with your presenting career.

Cyberbob · 13th July 2005, 15:34

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Originally posted by malibu girl liz
I was offended when Paul said i couldn't be a presenter.

It is because I do what I want and do't hold back.

If you're going to continue with this mindset, stop getting fucking offended and blowing off steam every time someone tells you that you can't do something.

Quote:

Originally posted by malibu girl liz
I've lost 8 kilos and if you think that 50kilos (my weight at this point in time) is fat then YOU are the one who i deluded.

I've seen fatty 50 kilo girls, and i've seen lean, tight bodied 90 kilo girls..

Weight alone doesnt mean you're not a fatty.

Which you are.

Fatty.

Ishtar · 13th July 2005, 15:47

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Originally posted by cEvin
i think she's been semi reasonable about all this

I'll show you semi...

http://www.anastasiaweb.com/showgirl...9%26PagerP%3D0

cEvin · 13th July 2005, 15:49

typical :)

Cyberbob · 13th July 2005, 15:59

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Originally posted by Ishtar
I'll show you semi...

http://www.anastasiaweb.com/showgirl...9%26PagerP%3D0

I'll take two

Torka · 13th July 2005, 16:06

What the Hell?

This Liz person obviously isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but the level of vindictiveness in this thread is truly disturbing.

cEvin · 13th July 2005, 16:10

^agreed

Waldo · 13th July 2005, 16:27

no ban my dear liz, the entertainment here although a little harsh at times, is definately amusing.

badassmofo · 13th July 2005, 16:54

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Originally posted by cEvin
^agreed

Thirded.

Who cares what she does?

[WanG] Wandarah · 13th July 2005, 16:59

come now, it's obvious to me that she isnt a real person.

Whiplash · 13th July 2005, 17:04

... but rather a frankenstein-esque combination of butter and someone's idea of a bad joke.

Helious · 13th July 2005, 17:04

Quote:

Originally posted by Torka
What the Hell?

This Liz person obviously isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but the level of vindictiveness in this thread is truly disturbing.

I agree..

CCS · 13th July 2005, 17:50

It's remarkable the amount of sympathy this girl has engendered... and also very characteristic given that this is nzgames. I guess she's the biggest screwup we've seen for a long time and people can't help but feel sorry.

That said...

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Originally posted by malibu girl liz
I was offended when Paul said i couldn't be a presenter. Look at the footage again and you'll see I didn't react until then.

Right... well, good luck with that, given your bad attitude and lack of charisma.

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What I wear is my business, build a bridge and drive over it coz I'm sick of it being mentioned.

Yes. I can absolutely imagine you presenting a kids show or the news wearing the crazy shit you wear. You tell those producers where to go.

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Absolutely, it is definitely the former. It is because I do what I want and do't hold back.

You said on Idol that you've done a presenting course... Did they have any useful advice regarding dress sense and petulant people who do what they want?

Here's some useful advice from me to you: if you want to be a presenter, you need to learn how to take criticism with a bit of grace. People in the public eye take criticism from regular people all the time - inletters to TV Guide, in tv reviews in the Herald, people talking at the water cooler. You won't be able to have a tanty every time someone doesn't like you.

MrTTTT · 13th July 2005, 20:28

Advice from CCS? that is rich...
This guy spends perhaps 10-15 hours a day browsing internet forums and coming up with witty, well thought-out replies. Yeah, here's a guy that's definitely in a position to give advice...

Infact, he is as deserving as Liz ffor a thread that hates on him for 10 or so pages.

Shot CCS, you're a true champion

ps: you're not a champion, you're a loser.

Eat shit and die.

Reformed_Quint · 13th July 2005, 20:30

^^ Sour

Allegra · 13th July 2005, 20:32

well, i dont normally agree with the things ccs says but i think he has made a very good point

simcore_ · 13th July 2005, 20:49

1. Liz has ugly fucking titties.
2. That sydney chick was hot, reintroduce us with pics!!!
3. Cant stop watching that runner bowling over that chick
4. Nostrom0's pic rocks :>

malibu girl liz · 13th July 2005, 21:22

i'd just like to say that paul on nz idol never gave me the chance to say "i wouldn't wear tht as a presenter" but you know what fuck you all. NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER MET ME AND YOU CAN TAKE A RUNNING HIKE.

I'M FUCKING SICK OF THIS, WHY DO YOU THINK I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED TO GO TO TAURANGA FOR RADIO SCHOOL FOR 5 MONTHS.

I LOVE AUCKLAND BUT I CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH THIS MINDLESS CRAP THAT PEOPLE WHO'VE NEVER MET ME DISH OUT.

YOU ALL SUCK.

AND IN THE WORDS OF FIONA MCDONALD, FUCK YOU ALL.

simcore_ · 13th July 2005, 21:26

rage quit !

LFC · 13th July 2005, 21:28

I have to agree with Liz on the fact she did only get upset when that Paul dude said she couldn't be a presenter and he really did have nothing to base it on, only her looks and the minute or so she was in there.

Hazmat · 13th July 2005, 21:29

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Originally posted by malibu girl liz
I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED TO GO TO TAURANGA FOR RADIO SCHOOL....

You've certainly got the face for it

ala* · 13th July 2005, 21:30

this thread turned from funny to lame, because people got too abusive. when will the masses learn!

zZZZzzz

Slothking · 13th July 2005, 21:33

Quote:

Originally posted by LFC
he really did have nothing to base it on, only her looks and the minute or so she was in there.

The milling horde of grotesque, whiny presenters who are unable to radiate any sort of natural charisma in a one-minute timeslot serve as a glowing testimony to this statement.

fidgit · 13th July 2005, 22:04

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Originally posted by malibu girl liz
AND IN THE WORDS OF FIONA MCDONALD, FUCK YOU ALL.

hey now, you leave any one linked to the Headless Chickens the hell out of this.

Have you read the things you've written on your website? The things under 'opinons'. Yes, I've never met you, but here was a chance to provide the world with a look at the 'real you', to allow to us judge on only what you want to reveal to us, and you spew crap about the increase in divorces being because there are more homosexuals now? Or tell us how the tsunami that destoryed a good many peoples lives was a good thing because it helped reduce global warming?

If you don't want people to judge you, don't give us things to judge you with. The porn photos will never go away, but you can change your physical apperance; the idol audition will never go away, but you can (probably) be taught how to act in front of a camera; but so long as you leave the testament to your rediculously stupid view of the world online, we are free to judge you, and we will, and we find that you are an idiot.

CCS · 13th July 2005, 22:15

Quote:

Originally posted by malibu girl liz
i'd just like to say that paul on nz idol never gave me the chance to say "i wouldn't wear tht as a presenter"

I think he was needling you to see how you cope. And you blew it. If you want to be a presenter, get a thicker skin.

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but you know what fuck you all. NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER MET ME AND YOU CAN TAKE A RUNNING HIKE.

I'M FUCKING SICK OF THIS, WHY DO YOU THINK I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED TO GO TO TAURANGA FOR RADIO SCHOOL FOR 5 MONTHS.

I LOVE AUCKLAND BUT I CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH THIS MINDLESS CRAP THAT PEOPLE WHO'VE NEVER MET ME DISH OUT.

YOU ALL SUCK.

AND IN THE WORDS OF FIONA MCDONALD, FUCK YOU ALL.

So, like... good for you for pursuing your goals I guess, at least you're not all talk. There's is hope. Jo Cotton was mocked but she's still making money for being on TV.

I still think you're exceedingly crazy.

malibu girl liz · 13th July 2005, 22:16

the fact you all judge without meeting me beforehand says more about you than it does about me. I never judge people, i don't see the point. I'm not that narrow minded.

Ultimative · 13th July 2005, 22:18

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Originally posted by CCS
There's is hope.

Omg CCS made a mistake!!1111

Vault. :P

CCS · 13th July 2005, 22:19

Quote:

Originally posted by MrTTTT
Advice from CCS? that is rich...
This guy spends perhaps 10-15 hours a day browsing internet forums and coming up with witty, well thought-out replies. Yeah, here's a guy that's definitely in a position to give advice...

MrTTTT, I'd wager I'm in a far better position than you to dispense advice on what makes a good presenter.

Quote:

Infact, he is as deserving as Liz ffor a thread that hates on him for 10 or so pages.

Nah, you're the only person here with a genuine obsessive hatred of me. Granted there is a handful of people that dislike me, but you're the only person that I suspect gives me a second (and third) though away from the internet... at night... when you're trying to sleep... hugging your bong.

Quote:

Shot CCS, you're a true champion

ps: you're not a champion, you're a loser.

Eat shit and die.

Oh dude you had me all built up there and you just tore me down. It's like my life is over because some guy on the internet is being mean to me. Oh shit.

Redneck · 13th July 2005, 22:19

Quote:

Originally posted by Hazmat
You've certainly got the face for it

Hehe, nah it's still going strong for me.

CCS · 13th July 2005, 22:21

Quote:

Originally posted by Ultimative
Omg CCS made a mistake!!1111

Vault. :P

sux 2 b me

13th July 2005, 15:08	#444
StN I have detailed files	Butt ugly? Last edited by StN : 13th July 2005 at 15:09.

13th July 2005, 14:11	#442
crocos	Context: Badassmofo meant Francesca Willis, not Liz Shaw.

13th July 2005, 15:03	#443
malibu girl liz	1. Why didn't you wipe your arse before getting your hole photographed for a national magazine? I did actually wipe my ass. 2. Why did you get a set of photos taken of you in the nudie when you are so dam ugly? Its good money, for the experience and because I had poor body image at the time. I have since lost 8 kilos so I'm hardly fat. 3. Why did you go on NZ Idol when you are so talentless? Did your family not warn you that you were utter crap? I did it as a joke. I was offended when Paul said i couldn't be a presenter. Look at the footage again and you'll see I didn't react until then. I didn't tell my family. 4. Why did you get so upset when the judges pointed out how talent-less you are? Surely on some basic level you must be aware of your complete lack of singing ability? same as answer above, Paul commented on my presenting when he hadn't seen me present and that offended me. 5. Did you really think anyone was stupid enough to sign you up for a recording contract? I wanted it to be true. 6. How much hope did Helen Clark becoming Prime Minister give you that you too could fill the illustrious role and do you think other horrifically ugly women also gained some amount of hope from this event? I have no answer for that, when it comes to politics looks do not matter. 7. Will you ever film the porn film you mentioned in the Photo spread? No I won't. 8. What is your take on ugly fat women being allowed to star in porn films and do you feel that you are a spokesperson for them?I wouldn't know because I am not fat, see a previous answer, I've lost 8 kilos and if you think that 50kilos (my weight at this point in time) is fat then YOU are the one who i deluded. 9. Do you think Kiwi's are too conservative with their dress sense or do you think they just don't want to see your fat, horrible arse drooping out the bottom of you tiny skirt? What I wear is my business, build a bridge and drive over it coz I'm sick of it being mentioned. 10. Do you think that most of the negative press related to you can be subscribed to New Zealand's tall poppy syndrome or do you think it is because you are a vapid, stupid, ugly, fat whore with a dirty minge and horrible, tiny (yet saggy) breasts who has forced herself into the limelight? Absolutely, it is definitely the former. It is because I do what I want and do't hold back. Goodbye.

13th July 2005, 15:10	#445
malibu girl liz	well it seems you people are deluded because that isn't ugly. Helen Clark is ugly.

13th July 2005, 15:14	#446
Stalk3r	that article cracks me up purely based on the fact that the top photo with the company sign on the front of their store says " parking in rear " and its about anal stuffs oh and on a side note " dang bitch, you ugly "

13th July 2005, 15:24	#449
Ishtar	Better be careful, or she'll start to threaten members with law suits, and then whine when she gets banned from the forum.

13th July 2005, 15:25	#450
cEvin Love In Vein	i think she's been semi reasonable about all this

13th July 2005, 15:49	#454
cEvin Love In Vein	typical :)

13th July 2005, 16:06	#456
Torka	What the Hell? This Liz person obviously isn't the sharpest tool in the shed but the level of vindictiveness in this thread is truly disturbing.

13th July 2005, 16:27	#458
Waldo Pornstar	no ban my dear liz, the entertainment here although a little harsh at times, is definately amusing.

13th July 2005, 16:59	#460
[WanG] Wandarah	come now, it's obvious to me that she isnt a real person.

13th July 2005, 17:04	#461
Whiplash Bobo Fettish	... but rather a frankenstein-esque combination of butter and someone's idea of a bad joke.

13th July 2005, 20:28	#464
MrTTTT	Advice from CCS? that is rich... This guy spends perhaps 10-15 hours a day browsing internet forums and coming up with witty, well thought-out replies. Yeah, here's a guy that's definitely in a position to give advice... Infact, he is as deserving as Liz ffor a thread that hates on him for 10 or so pages. Shot CCS, you're a true champion ps: you're not a champion, you're a loser. Eat shit and die. Last edited by MrTTTT : 13th July 2005 at 20:30.

13th July 2005, 20:32	#466
Allegra	well, i dont normally agree with the things ccs says but i think he has made a very good point

13th July 2005, 20:49	#467
simcore_	A few things to refute 1. Liz has ugly fucking titties. 2. That sydney chick was hot, reintroduce us with pics!!! 3. Cant stop watching that runner bowling over that chick 4. Nostrom0's pic rocks :>

13th July 2005, 21:22	#468
malibu girl liz	i'd just like to say that paul on nz idol never gave me the chance to say "i wouldn't wear tht as a presenter" but you know what fuck you all. NONE OF YOU HAVE EVER MET ME AND YOU CAN TAKE A RUNNING HIKE. I'M FUCKING SICK OF THIS, WHY DO YOU THINK I'VE SUDDENLY DECIDED TO GO TO TAURANGA FOR RADIO SCHOOL FOR 5 MONTHS. I LOVE AUCKLAND BUT I CAN'T BE BOTHERED WITH THIS MINDLESS CRAP THAT PEOPLE WHO'VE NEVER MET ME DISH OUT. YOU ALL SUCK. AND IN THE WORDS OF FIONA MCDONALD, FUCK YOU ALL.

13th July 2005, 21:28	#470
LFC	I have to agree with Liz on the fact she did only get upset when that Paul dude said she couldn't be a presenter and he really did have nothing to base it on, only her looks and the minute or so she was in there.

13th July 2005, 21:30	#472
ala*	this thread turned from funny to lame, because people got too abusive. when will the masses learn! zZZZzzz

13th July 2005, 22:16	#476
malibu girl liz	the fact you all judge without meeting me beforehand says more about you than it does about me. I never judge people, i don't see the point. I'm not that narrow minded.