Liz Shaw One Crazy NZ Idol Bitch - Page 102

StN · 7th April 2006, 14:24

If she makes it to Auckland - will she grace our screens again - this time on Motorway Patrol?

The Edge · 7th April 2006, 14:28

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Originally Posted by Mark98

I've got a feeling she'll have her licence suspended before she makes it to Auckland...that's assuming she makes it...

Me too.

Mark98 · 7th April 2006, 14:59

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Originally Posted by StN

If she makes it to Auckland - will she grace our screens again - this time on Motorway Patrol?

She's more likely to be featured on SCU.

Shock · 7th April 2006, 15:01

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Originally Posted by The Edge

She loves to just stick her finger up to the law, doesn't she. I hope a cop catches her, I really do.

There wont be anything to catch if she becomes an Easter Weekend road statistic. The likelyhood of that happening increases everyday with her on the roads but SH1, Desert Road - fucking hell we should all stay home !!

StN · 7th April 2006, 15:18

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Originally Posted by The Edge

She loves to just stick her finger up to the law, doesn't she.

If only we lived in a world where that was the only place she stuck her finger.

BaM · 7th April 2006, 15:27

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Originally Posted by Mark98

$400 fine and 25 demerit points for each time she's stopped by the police. I've got a feeling she'll have her licence suspended before she makes it to Auckland...that's assuming she makes it...

Why not just tell the cops? They can keep an eye out for a stupid cow illegally practising her driving in holiday traffic. Shouldn't be hard to spot given we know her rego.

StN · 7th April 2006, 15:30

But Bam, we all know that there are gamer cops that post here, so they already know.

Oops - now Liz knows...

The Edge · 7th April 2006, 15:32

Speaking of which, I can't follow her logic here:

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Originally Posted by Jiz

I want to get my license by next week because I'm driving up to Auckland - easter time, more cops on the road, I should have my license.

More police would make it easier to catch her, wouldn't it?

weirdo · 7th April 2006, 15:45

Liz and logic? Heh. not likely. Don't yopu know if she gets caught that each time she will simply explain to the police that it wasn't convenient for her to take a bus up. She's got that covered. As for crashing, according to her she's the greatest driver ever, way ahead of experienced drivers despite the fact she can barely reverse or turn properly.

if she does crash my money is on her not cornering properly at high speed and crossing the center line.

The Edge · 7th April 2006, 15:50

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Originally Posted by weirdo

Liz and logic?

Good point. Oh, and the accident will be all someone else's fault, right? That's the spirit Liz, pass the buck.

weirdo · 7th April 2006, 17:06

She might blame the car again for being too "powerful" lol.

Mark98 · 7th April 2006, 17:20

God, she's so fuckin' clueless. An experienced driver would probably complete the Wellington-Auckland journey in around 8-9 hours? How long would Jiz take? Probably 12 or more hours? (due to inexperience and the fact that people are always "tail-gating her" means that she's not able to keep up with the flow of traffic i.e. she's slow as fuck). lol, an estimated 12 hours on the open road with limited experience...in a rear-wheel drive...

PS: Jiz, driving in a straight line on the motorway is NOTHING like the open road either, you stupid fucking bint.

untouchable · 7th April 2006, 18:04

I think liz said it best when she said " crash and burn ".

chiQ · 7th April 2006, 18:48

I actually find this whole thing quite worrying. I know this is a piss-take thread, but in all seriousness, I have real concerns for both Liz and everyone on the road with her at Easter. I really hope she doesn't kill anyone, or herself

I'm cancerian you see...

The Edge · 7th April 2006, 20:38

Agreed there Chiq. You try telling her not to drive in the interests of safety tho and see if she listens to you

DAB 18 · 7th April 2006, 21:03

http://www.findsomeone.co.nz/onebyon...763474&rtype=1

hhahaah GLHF!

The Edge · 7th April 2006, 21:09

^^^ already posted. I think she sent a smile to someone on here too (jeff sichoe? Rince? I can't remember).

Ashley · 7th April 2006, 21:54

Right, I hope she drives through Palmy, will be on the lookout for her car and have got mates number on speed dial (he's a cop, and has read all this haha).

Has she actually had her learners more than 6 months? Because I don't think so...if so, how the fuck does she expect to sit the restricted test?

Ashley · 7th April 2006, 22:02

Bwahahaha. Just read her blog.

Today I drove from Wellington to Otaki and back, thats 140kms, thats approximately 1/4 of the way to Auckland. I drove over a scary road (The Kapiti Coast road) and there were several things I noticed about people who can supposedly drive and supposedly be on the roads.

Hahaha. 1/4 of the way? Bahaha. She obviously failed math in school.

And how is 200km a "heap of driving"? I do about 800km every 3 days.

The Edge · 7th April 2006, 22:03

According to her blog, she's had her learners for 4 years.

GRiM ReeFer · 7th April 2006, 22:11

a slow learner? who would have guessed?

-101-Hoover · 7th April 2006, 22:12

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Originally Posted by StN

You forgot IT managers and Actuaries!

beef with actuaries? Frankly I am surprised you know who we are.

-101-Hoover · 7th April 2006, 22:15

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Originally Posted by The Edge

She loves to just stick her finger up to the law, doesn't she. I hope a cop catches her, I really do.

Mate went from Auck to Welli in Labour weekend, which wont be half as bad as easter and spotted 8 cops on the way down. Chances are she wont make it to Auckland. It'll be best if she dies half way

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Originally Posted by StN

If she makes it to Auckland - will she grace our screens again - this time on Motorway Patrol?

Perhaps this is the job she got from her agent.

The Edge · 7th April 2006, 22:44

Here is a handy online form for ease of reference:

http://police.govt.nz/service/road/roadwatch.php

-101-Hoover · 7th April 2006, 22:56

so who is going to send them a note about Liz driving on Learners at all hours of the day alone?

chiQ · 7th April 2006, 23:14

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Originally Posted by -101-Hoover

beef with actuaries? Frankly I am surprised you know who we are.

Why's that?

Painty · 7th April 2006, 23:15

Saw this and thought of Liz:

The Edge · 7th April 2006, 23:18

That is so cool!

-101-Hoover · 8th April 2006, 00:04

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Originally Posted by chiQ

Why's that?

well its not the most common profession. 9/10 people wouldn't have a clue what we do.

The Edge · 8th April 2006, 00:11

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Originally Posted by Jiz on the opinions on her site

Liz Shaw on driving in New Zealand

In New Zealand we have to sit a theory test to get our learners and then we can only drive with someone who has had their license for 2 years, full license that is. We then, 6 months later than go for our restricted license. When we are on our restricted we can only drive between 7am and 10pm and then we have to wait 6 months before having a full and we can't drive with passengers unless we have got someone with a full license for at least two years. Only when we have got our full license are we allowed to drive when and how we want within reason.

I disagree with this law.

To get our learners we sit the theory, now I don't know about you but its not always possible to drive with someone on a full license or someone at all because people are busy. It is also ridiculous because when you are learning it is best to drive by yourself without distractions. Just because you are with someone who has their full doesn't mean that you can drive well or that you should be driving (based on ability). If you are with someone with a full and something goes wrong they can't do anything anyway.

Furthermore to this, you can have someone in the car with you at all times and it doesn't mean that you can drive. It would create a reliance on having someone else in the car with you. One day they aren't going to be there so wouldn't it be more logical to learn and drive to the conditions of the road? I think it would be.

The only way to learn something such as driving is also to do exactly that, drive, practice makes perfect in many aspects of life and driving is no different.

I would like to see changes made so that you can sit your theory and then you get your restricted straight away (ie// there is no learners) and then you have that for 6 months before going for your full license.

Just because one has their restricted or full license does not make them a good driver either. I witnessed people overtaking people who were going at 100kms. That is dangerous and shouldn't be going on, these are people who shouldn't be driving, drunk drivers should be driving, but people on their learners should be allowed to drive by themselves as that is the only way they can truly learn and they are probably going to be more careful because they are on their learners. I know that's the case for me.

What say you, people?

-101-Hoover · 8th April 2006, 00:15

omg

omg...

honestly

she just does NOT fail to deliver...

Who needs stand up comedy when you have Liz

-101-Hoover · 8th April 2006, 00:23

Also I feel we should all chip in for plastic surgery and a victim relocation program for the guy who's touching Liz on her blog photo.

That poor sucker. Unfortunately it is probably real as Liz has nfi how to photochop

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Originally Posted by disasterpiece

ROFL

Fucking hell Liz. Lol...who da fuck quotes themselves in their signature?

weirdo · 8th April 2006, 01:27

Her site just proves she's a tard. A learner license is so you can learn to drive. The restricted is for your independence. dumb ass. without learner licensing all sorts of people would be on the road "learning" with no license and causing accidents without proper knowledge of give way rules and other important shit. Learners license says you know the basics and are ready to learn to drive properly. what a dick. she doesn't see its so that we can regulate who is on our roads and make them safer. But all Liz cares about is whats convenient for Liz, not logic and public safety.

Here's her find someone profile for those who want all of Liz's details.

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Originally Posted by Jiz on find someone

About me...

One liner: Bubbly and outgoing person
Basics: 20 year old female from Central Auckland
Appearance: 1.64 metres tall (5'4"), 54 kg with blue eyes and blonde hair
Ethnicity: NZ European
Religion: No religion
Marital status: Never married
Children: I want children some time after 5 years
Education: Tertiary / Trade qualification
Occupation: student/pt work
Salary: $28,000
Smoker: Yes
Alcohol: Casual drinker
Star sign: Sagittarius
Last updated: Sunday, February 26, 2006

Where do I start to talk about me? I will start by saying that I spend a lot of time on the computer, I know how to use computers better than some guys I know which is kind of tragic when you think about it.

i'll describe myself how a few others have described me, people describe me as competitive which I am, they also describe me as "not being a total bitch" but "being stroppy". Yeah these two things are true, I like to get my own way and I know what I want in life, you can't often stop me getting what I want.

My life is, as Avril Lavigne sings, slightly "complicated". I live in two cities at the moment and work in two cities at the moment (how does that work I hear you thinking?). It works like this, I normally live in Auckland but I'm at radio school in wellington for another 17 weeks at the most but I go back to Auckland once a fortnight for the weekend, I work in Auckland those weekends and I have a job in Wellington.

I am very outspoken and opinionated, I will argue a point till everyone else is tellig me to shut up and forgot about what we were arguing about in the first place.

I love to talk and I love to write, I always have which is why i am at radio school. if I wasn't at radio school I would definitely be a detective.

I'm looking for...
Males aged between 18 and 30.I'm looking for a musician who has a good physique, the guy must be able to talk and hold a conversation very well. I want a guy who is intelligent and has a qualification of some sort.

If there isn't a musician then someone who is talkative and who is interested in politics will suit me fine.

I've had guys in the past who are either too clingy or too casual, I want someone in the middle but someone who is affectionate and treats me like the Goddess that I actually am. I do like my own space, but I also like to spend time with someone.

Avril Lavigne, stroppy, argumentative, stuck up. Not a good look Liz. And yes, you are tragic, you got that right.

PS Liz it's been a week, why isnt your non-existant newspaper up?

weirdo · 8th April 2006, 01:30

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Originally Posted by Jiz in that last paragraph on licenses

drunk drivers should be driving

WTF?

GRiM ReeFer · 8th April 2006, 06:53

if I wasn't at radio school I would definitely be a detective.
Detectives need clues to solve cases, I see a problem.

Cereal Killar · 8th April 2006, 09:53

Now, if Liz is pulled over by the police on the way to Auckland and is found to only be on her Learners, what will happen? I take it they just won't fine her and let her be on her merry way. Would someone care to enlighten me.

disasterpiece · 8th April 2006, 10:34

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Originally Posted by Cereal Killar

Now, if Liz is pulled over by the police on the way to Auckland and is found to only be on her Learners, what will happen? I take it they just won't fine her and let her be on her merry way. Would someone care to enlighten me.

I hope they shoot her or grab her with one of those noose things they trap dogs etc with. I can't believe her; it's over confidence that's her down fall. Driving to Auckland is a bit (ha-ha) longer than to Otaki, my votes for her falling asleep at the wheel. But yeh it would be good if she got aggravated when pulled over and they had to arrest her LOL. Although she has got an excuse for driving on her learner's unsupervised.

StN · 8th April 2006, 10:44

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Originally Posted by -101-Hoover

well its not the most common profession. 9/10 people wouldn't have a clue what we do.

It is not uncommon around here.

And we can smell tweed and Eton tables a mile off!

chiQ · 8th April 2006, 10:56

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Originally Posted by -101-Hoover

well its not the most common profession. 9/10 people wouldn't have a clue what we do.

Well if you worked out how many people one in ten signifies on NZG you might find that quite a few people around here do. It's not such an obscure job that a lot of us aren't well aware of what an actuary is

-101-Hoover · 8th April 2006, 11:01

Is this the elucive proof of culture on NZG scientiests have been chasing for years?

7th April 2006, 18:48	#4054
chiQ Frag-muff	I actually find this whole thing quite worrying. I know this is a piss-take thread, but in all seriousness, I have real concerns for both Liz and everyone on the road with her at Easter. I really hope she doesn't kill anyone, or herself I'm cancerian you see... __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

7th April 2006, 21:54	#4058
Ashley Fuck up Ashley	Right, I hope she drives through Palmy, will be on the lookout for her car and have got mates number on speed dial (he's a cop, and has read all this haha). Has she actually had her learners more than 6 months? Because I don't think so...if so, how the fuck does she expect to sit the restricted test? Last edited by Ashley : 7th April 2006 at 21:56.

7th April 2006, 14:24	#4041
StN I have detailed files	If she makes it to Auckland - will she grace our screens again - this time on Motorway Patrol?

7th April 2006, 15:30	#4047
StN I have detailed files	But Bam, we all know that there are gamer cops that post here, so they already know. Oops - now Liz knows...

7th April 2006, 15:45	#4049
weirdo	Liz and logic? Heh. not likely. Don't yopu know if she gets caught that each time she will simply explain to the police that it wasn't convenient for her to take a bus up. She's got that covered. As for crashing, according to her she's the greatest driver ever, way ahead of experienced drivers despite the fact she can barely reverse or turn properly. if she does crash my money is on her not cornering properly at high speed and crossing the center line. __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.

7th April 2006, 17:06	#4051
weirdo	She might blame the car again for being too "powerful" lol. __________________ Freedom of speech is nothing without freedom of thought.

7th April 2006, 17:20	#4052
Mark98	God, she's so fuckin' clueless. An experienced driver would probably complete the Wellington-Auckland journey in around 8-9 hours? How long would Jiz take? Probably 12 or more hours? (due to inexperience and the fact that people are always "tail-gating her" means that she's not able to keep up with the flow of traffic i.e. she's slow as fuck). lol, an estimated 12 hours on the open road with limited experience...in a rear-wheel drive... PS: Jiz, driving in a straight line on the motorway is NOTHING like the open road either, you stupid fucking bint. __________________ I couldn't afford a cool signature, so I just got this one.

7th April 2006, 18:04	#4053
untouchable	I think liz said it best when she said " crash and burn ". __________________ Teddy Bear Junction, the worst scumhole in the galaxy.

7th April 2006, 20:38	#4055
The Edge	Agreed there Chiq. You try telling her not to drive in the interests of safety tho and see if she listens to you

7th April 2006, 21:03	#4056
DAB 18	http://www.findsomeone.co.nz/onebyon...763474&rtype=1 hhahaah GLHF!

7th April 2006, 21:09	#4057
The Edge	^^^ already posted. I think she sent a smile to someone on here too (jeff sichoe? Rince? I can't remember).

7th April 2006, 22:02	#4059
Ashley Fuck up Ashley	Bwahahaha. Just read her blog. Today I drove from Wellington to Otaki and back, thats 140kms, thats approximately 1/4 of the way to Auckland. I drove over a scary road (The Kapiti Coast road) and there were several things I noticed about people who can supposedly drive and supposedly be on the roads. Hahaha. 1/4 of the way? Bahaha. She obviously failed math in school. And how is 200km a "heap of driving"? I do about 800km every 3 days.

7th April 2006, 22:03	#4060
The Edge	According to her blog, she's had her learners for 4 years.

7th April 2006, 22:11	#4061
GRiM ReeFer	a slow learner? who would have guessed?

7th April 2006, 22:44	#4064
The Edge	Here is a handy online form for ease of reference: http://police.govt.nz/service/road/roadwatch.php

7th April 2006, 22:56	#4065
-101-Hoover	so who is going to send them a note about Liz driving on Learners at all hours of the day alone? __________________ Liz Shaw on prostitution - I will never lower myself to that level. Getting paid to show my vagina to the world is not the same as getting paid for pornos. Liz Shaw on driver licencing - Just because you are with someone who has their full doesn't mean that you can drive well or that you should be driving... If you are with someone with a full and something goes wrong they can't do anything anyway. Liz Shaw, a one person circus freak show since 2005.

7th April 2006, 23:15	#4067
Painty	Saw this and thought of Liz: __________________ Don't mind me, I'm sleep deprived

8th April 2006, 00:15	#4071
-101-Hoover	omg omg... honestly she just does NOT fail to deliver... Who needs stand up comedy when you have Liz __________________ Liz Shaw on prostitution - I will never lower myself to that level. Getting paid to show my vagina to the world is not the same as getting paid for pornos. Liz Shaw on driver licencing - Just because you are with someone who has their full doesn't mean that you can drive well or that you should be driving... If you are with someone with a full and something goes wrong they can't do anything anyway. Liz Shaw, a one person circus freak show since 2005.

8th April 2006, 06:53	#4075
GRiM ReeFer	if I wasn't at radio school I would definitely be a detective. Detectives need clues to solve cases, I see a problem.

8th April 2006, 09:53	#4076
Cereal Killar	Now, if Liz is pulled over by the police on the way to Auckland and is found to only be on her Learners, what will happen? I take it they just won't fine her and let her be on her merry way. Would someone care to enlighten me.

8th April 2006, 11:01	#4080
-101-Hoover	Is this the elucive proof of culture on NZG scientiests have been chasing for years? __________________ Liz Shaw on prostitution - I will never lower myself to that level. Getting paid to show my vagina to the world is not the same as getting paid for pornos. Liz Shaw on driver licencing - Just because you are with someone who has their full doesn't mean that you can drive well or that you should be driving... If you are with someone with a full and something goes wrong they can't do anything anyway. Liz Shaw, a one person circus freak show since 2005.