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3rd March 2008, 11:36 | #2082 |
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Not warming down after a game of football!!
I can't even bend down to put my shoes on I'm that cramped up |
3rd March 2008, 12:53 | #2083 |
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
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Having pre-sold stock that goes missing/doesn't arrive, and having to ask people to be patient while you re-order from a different supplier.
Oh joy should have just been patient...
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4th March 2008, 03:38 | #2084 |
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Having a dead system drive... I can see where the minuscule resistor got knocked off the damn thing in transit
WTB replacement Seagate ST3200822AS v3.01 logic board......
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4th March 2008, 08:51 | #2085 |
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^^^ Funny, I have one of those drives. I hate the damn thing.(It's my noisiest drive)
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4th March 2008, 10:34 | #2086 |
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fucking ling langs who pull across in front of me when im cycling
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4th March 2008, 10:50 | #2087 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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People who get to the salads at Subway and breezily ask for "a bit of everything..." and then as the Subway dude is actually preparing it "...but hold the olives, pickles, cucumber, beetroot, carrot, and onion."
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4th March 2008, 11:06 | #2088 |
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Or people who wait in a huge line at the busiest time then only wnna work out what they're having once they're at the checkout. *POOT*
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4th March 2008, 11:38 | #2089 | |
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Waitress: No substitutions. Dupea: What do you mean? You don't have any tomatoes? Waitress: Only what's on the menu. You can have a number two - a plain omelette. It comes with cottage fries and rolls. Dupea: Yeah, I know what it comes with. But it's not what I want. Waitress: Well, I'll come back when you make up your mind. Dupea: Wait a minute. I have made up my mind. I'd like a plain omelette, no potatoes on the plate, a cup of coffee, and a side order of wheat toast. Waitress: I'm sorry, we don't have any side orders of toast...an English muffin or a coffee roll. Dupea: What do you mean you don't make side orders of toast? You make sandwiches, don't you? Waitress: Would you like to talk to the manager? Dupea: ...You've got bread and a toaster of some kind? Waitress: I don't make the rules. Dupea: OK, I'll make it as easy for you as I can. I'd like an omelette, plain, and a chicken salad sandwich on wheat toast, no mayonnaise, no butter, no lettuce. And a cup of coffee. Waitress: A number two, chicken sal san, hold the butter, the lettuce and the mayonnaise. And a cup of coffee. Anything else? Dupea: Yeah. Now all you have to do is hold the chicken, bring me the toast, give me a check for the chicken salad sandwich, and you haven't broken any rules. Waitress: You want me to hold the chicken, huh? Dupea: I want you to hold it between your knees. |
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4th March 2008, 11:48 | #2090 |
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A certain council stating - "oh we've opted not to enforce that part of the regulations as it's a bit difficult"...
Thats great - but how about you tell the customer that and not pass the buck to me to do something you should already be doing.. Pixie
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4th March 2008, 18:09 | #2091 |
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Fucking crocs....
I hate them, more importantly i hate the people that wear them, they are retarded... The first time i saw them a retard was wearing them and i asked my mum, who i was having lunch with at the time, what in hell they were. She replied that the guy wearing them didn't really have it altogether so i shouldn't judge... Now they are fashionable! RAAAAR So all you guys and gals out there that wear crocs, a 53 year old lady thinks that you are retarded. That is all. |
4th March 2008, 18:31 | #2092 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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Best toddler footwear ever.
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4th March 2008, 18:51 | #2093 |
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Courier Post managing to make a delivery from the CBD to an outlying suburb (~35 minute drive) take overnight. After picking up the package at 8am.
Twice. |
4th March 2008, 19:02 | #2094 | |
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4th March 2008, 19:29 | #2095 |
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Okay not meaning to play devils advocate here, but what's wrong with crocs? The loud colours? I don't own any and never really felt inclined to get some, I juts don't get why it's so popular to hate them. Do the wearers strut around feeling all uber or summat??? I hear they're really comfortable (well, after watching celebrity apprentice).
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4th March 2008, 19:44 | #2096 |
I have detailed files
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George Bush wears Crocs.
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Crocs, even the name is retarded.
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4th March 2008, 19:45 | #2098 |
I have detailed files
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^^^ Sorry, I paraphrased with a picture...
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4th March 2008, 19:51 | #2099 |
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Adults wearing crocs is like adults reading Harry Potter.
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4th March 2008, 21:07 | #2101 | |
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It gets picked up, taken to the local processing centre for inbound routing, then moved through to the distribution area in the same processing centre, then next day put into the van for delivery. Even more retarded? When I was living in Glennmore St, I had a delivery where the driver had to physically drive past my place on the way back from picking up the parcel in Karori.
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4th March 2008, 21:08 | #2102 |
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Thanks for the condolences, unfortunately its not looking good
One day I will get to come back to NZ for something other than a funeral. PS: Hot dry summer my arse, it's done nothing but rain since I've been back in the country |
4th March 2008, 21:31 | #2103 |
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Tnt, my thoughts are with your family, it's just not right what happened to your grandma.
As for crocs, they're the footwear of choice for almost every doctor and nurse at Wellington hospital, so I figure they must be on to something. |
4th March 2008, 21:48 | #2104 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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Ah fuck, Tyler.
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4th March 2008, 22:05 | #2105 | |
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Filthy hospital swine! Engineering 4 lyfe. |
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4th March 2008, 23:03 | #2107 |
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Gutted, T. :/
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4th March 2008, 23:04 | #2108 | |
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4th March 2008, 23:17 | #2109 |
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People who don't get why Billy Connolly is so fucking funny... with emphasis on the fucking.
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5th March 2008, 10:20 | #2111 |
Don't worry, be harpy
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Getting old is pissing me off. Missing out on grading for the second time in half a year due to my knees being too fucked to go through the forms adequately. And getting a stress fracture on my right first metatarsal from sparring hasn't helped much either.
Ooold, old and slooow. Might have to give up martial arts and take up .. aqua-jogging. |
5th March 2008, 10:33 | #2112 |
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Haydos. The troll pops up in every thread and spams all
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What next, you going to invite me for a tango too, sweetie? |
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5th March 2008, 12:37 | #2115 | |
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5th March 2008, 12:52 | #2116 |
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Short and slow people carrying umbrellas on narrow streets, ala Grafton Bridge. For that matter, plain old inconsiderate people on Grafton Bridge.
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5th March 2008, 13:05 | #2117 |
Stunt Pants
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Shitty Australian television commercials. Especially those Pizza Hut and KFC ones. No bloody wonder PH is not doing so well. At least revoice the ads, if not get an ad which isn't so lame!
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5th March 2008, 13:29 | #2118 | |
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5th March 2008, 13:38 | #2119 | |
Don't worry, be harpy
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