What grinds your gears? - Page 506

Reformed_Quint · 4th March 2010, 11:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

You need new drugs.

Cyberbob · 4th March 2010, 14:06

Trying to get wildcard subdomains working with godaddy hosting and a third party dns/registrar.

My * A record is working fine at the dns end, it's finding the godaddy IP, but then gives me a 403.

Grrrrr.

chiquelet · 4th March 2010, 14:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

That's envy, not jealousy.

Also, it takes more than a force of will to shift your super-ego. You need new insight.

Ok, well I still don't know why I'm envious. Thanks for the insight that I need new insight. That was insightful.

Lightspeed · 4th March 2010, 14:35

I insight insightfully with insightfully insightful insight.

Nightcrawler · 7th March 2010, 09:25

Woosh is grinding my gears, again

For the past 40 minutes, since I've been up, our internet connection has been slower than if it were capped. NZGames threads take minutes to load up, I can't load any speedtest sites, and IM won't connect. I've tried all the normal stuff you can do: reboot, unplug, isolation, etc

Every single goddamn month there are problems with Woosh in some way. Can't wait to ring them and be told to request a tech to be sent out and be prepared to pay the new price of $235

Fx. · 7th March 2010, 09:30

other people sticking their noses in where it doesn't fucking belong, let alone drunken morons talking bullshit and it finds its way around half the damn people i know before someone asks me about it (gg drunken idiots telling shit cause i called them on not being able to hold their piss)

FUCK

mmm that felt good to get out

Fx. · 7th March 2010, 09:36

(i hate having to look after friends of friends when they get stupid drunk, im all for getting hammered but jesus manage to look after your self)

tarzan007 · 7th March 2010, 10:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nightcrawler

Woosh is grinding my gears, again

For the past 40 minutes, since I've been up, our internet connection has been slower than if it were capped. NZGames threads take minutes to load up, I can't load any speedtest sites, and IM won't connect. I've tried all the normal stuff you can do: reboot, unplug, isolation, etc

Every single goddamn month there are problems with Woosh in some way. Can't wait to ring them and be told to request a tech to be sent out and be prepared to pay the new price of $235

naked dsl?

Nightcrawler · 7th March 2010, 10:47

Nah, not naked. Downloaded some files through FTP, it's capped speed
Someone has activated the fire alarm in the apartment here. Asshole could have waited until I was off the phone with Woosh!

edit. HAI FIREMANS

Nightcrawler · 7th March 2010, 11:14

Looks like Woosh still have no dealt with their 8 month-and-counting problem where their system will speed limit their users if they use the top-up function during the month

Someone has set off the fucking apartment building fire alarm again. RETARDS

Nightcrawler · 7th March 2010, 11:45

GMG: who the hell keeps setting off the fire alarm

Third time in the last hour or so

p01s0n · 7th March 2010, 12:01

maybe they want you to get out

Nightcrawler · 7th March 2010, 12:14

Yeah they did that time

The alarm says it was activated in another part of the building and we don't have to leave. The one just now eventually told us to GTFO

Kryten · 7th March 2010, 12:23

GMG that I can't write about what's actually G'ing my G's.

fidgit · 7th March 2010, 23:43

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kryten

GMG that I can't write about what's actually G'ing my G's.

Sure you can, just create a new account and use fake names.

I'm pretty sure Simon won't be a dick and link them after checking the ip's.

Tell Uncle NZGames all about it.

Warrick · 7th March 2010, 23:46

My cellphone isn't working. It's my alarm. I need to be up at 7am. Usually my body clock will get me up, I'm fucking crossing my fingers tomorrow this is the case. How fucking random??! I upload a photo of Mark Sainsbury's car from my phone, unplug the USB, it switches off and hasn't turned on since.

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT

CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUTN CUNT CUNT

CUNASOIHFQ(&)!)(&%*)_!#%

Pepsi · 7th March 2010, 23:48

Have you tried removing the battery and SIM and puttin' it back together again?

Warrick · 7th March 2010, 23:49

I can't get the back cover off

My fucking fingers slip. I've always had trouble removing the back cover on this phone (W850i), I think I've taken it off once, maybe twice in the last 3 years?

grr.

TheBender · 7th March 2010, 23:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrick

My cellphone isn't working...................I upload a photo of Mark Sainsbury's car from my phone...........

Yeah, it was the photo of the Walrus's car that did it. Last schmo who did that is now so fucked up, he roams message boards posting no ending amounts of drivel under the moniker of Thomas Meatball !!!!!

I'd be greatful that your phone is preventing this from happenning to you.

Oh, wait what !!!

Warrick · 7th March 2010, 23:55

hahaha. washed my hands a with some dry soap. wiped the back of the phone to make sure there was no fingerprint oil shit on it. gave it a fucking bollocking and got that cunt off.

phone is working now, shot warrick(not pepsi ;p)

TheBender · 7th March 2010, 23:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrick

hahaha. washed my hands a with some dry soap. wiped the back of the phone to make sure there was no fingerprint oil shit on it. gave it a fucking bollocking and got that cunt off.

phone is working now, shot warrick(not pepsi ;p)

Good work - and might I compliment you on your nice use of profanities, very natural, and doesn't appear forced or out of place at all !

Warrick · 8th March 2010, 00:00

hahahaha, charoo. StN loves my style too.

herp · 8th March 2010, 01:18

So a random gay guy woke up in our flat on friday midday naked in my flatmates room (flatmate was at work as was everyone else), didn't know where he was, looked up gay porn on my computer then borrowed my flatmates clothes to get home because he couldn't find his. He came back yesterday to return the clothes he borrowed and said he couldn't remember past ordering a drink at 2Brewers (gay bar up the road) and didn't know anyone in the flat. So my fucktard flatmate bought his gay friend home, who in turn probably spiked this random gays drink and went straight dog on my flatmates bed (with the reacharound of course), woke up naked then looked up gay videos on my laptop and probably had a masty somewhere. Shits just fucken weird.

Lightspeed · 8th March 2010, 01:33

That's a pretty elaborate excuse for having gay porn on your computer.

herp · 8th March 2010, 01:37

This is true.

lektronimo · 8th March 2010, 09:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by herp

So a random gay guy woke up in our flat on friday midday naked in my flatmates room (flatmate was at work as was everyone else), didn't know where he was, looked up gay porn on my computer then borrowed my flatmates clothes to get home because he couldn't find his.

Meatball?

Warrick · 8th March 2010, 09:48

hahaha what the fuck?! that's whack. he definitely wanked while using your pc, oh my.

Reformed_Quint · 8th March 2010, 09:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by herp

Shits just fucken weird.

Hate nights like that.

Hurtuso · 8th March 2010, 11:25

watching doco on Rainbow Warrior sinking made me sad

then angry

orders freedom fries

A Corpse · 8th March 2010, 13:20

Work rolling out Outlook 2007, and me finding a whole new batch of MS-induced crap. Just little shit, but it seems sooooo stupid.

Icon in the system tray that does nothing. A new one appears as part of new mail notification. What? Why not use the icon that's already there and that you won't let me remove?

3 colour schemes. What's this, DOS days? Silver, black, or light blue. How about letting it use my existing Windows colour scheme???

dylan · 8th March 2010, 13:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Corpse

Icon in the system tray that does nothing. A new one appears as part of new mail notification. What? Why not use the icon that's already there and that you won't let me remove?

not that it's a fix as such, but you know you can turn off the little icon in the system tray that appears when there's new mail? it's in options somewhere

Juju · 8th March 2010, 13:50

Getting an insect bite in my arm pit. Jesus fuck.

Lightspeed · 8th March 2010, 13:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

You need new drugs.

That does sound like something I'd say.

A Corpse · 8th March 2010, 13:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by dylan

not that it's a fix as such, but you know you can turn off the little icon in the system tray that appears when there's new mail? it's in options somewhere

I know, but I actually use that one. It's the other spacehogger I don't need. And hiding it using Windows' functionality just puts the little >> icon there implying there's hidden icons, which take up just as much space. :/

And don't even get me started on the fucking ribbon...

Lightspeed · 8th March 2010, 14:10

Ugh, stayed up too late last night, slept in too much this morning. So much to do, so much I can't be arsed doing.

crocos · 8th March 2010, 14:46

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrick

I can't get the back cover off

My fucking fingers slip. I've always had trouble removing the back cover on this phone (W850i), I think I've taken it off once, maybe twice in the last 3 years?

grr.

Get a bit of hard rubber, battery-cover over the rubber, press down firmly (but don't actually break your phone) on the phone and slide, will pop right off.

Have the same issue with my W950i.

EDIT:

Quote:

Originally Posted by Warrick

hahaha. washed my hands a with some dry soap. wiped the back of the phone to make sure there was no fingerprint oil shit on it. gave it a fucking bollocking and got that cunt off.

phone is working now, shot warrick(not pepsi ;p)

Yeah, or do that.

Nich · 8th March 2010, 17:41

slingshit has been down since saturday evening. No it is not our end, Call Plus. Motherfuckers, fix it.

On the plus side, got great wifi reception on my neighbour's internet, and their password is the same as their network name. yoink.

p01s0n · 8th March 2010, 18:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nich

slingshit has been down since saturday evening. No it is not our end, Call Plus. Motherfuckers, fix it.

On the plus side, got great wifi reception on my neighbour's internet, and their password is the same as their network name. yoink.

Browse their pc and adjust the hosts file so google.com points to goatse. or the liz shaw subforum. I'm not sure what's worse.

crocos · 8th March 2010, 18:46

Nah, just change the router password = FREE INTERTRONS!

You go changing the computer for common sites and then the gig would be up.

Xanatos · 8th March 2010, 18:52

Dear Steam Support,

I'm trying to activate my copy of Anno 1404 via the tages-protection.com DRM system and the website is offline. Why do we have to keep banging our head against the wall on this?

The topic of DRM and how it only punishes the paying consumer is well and truly a dead horse. The only logical conclusion one can draw is that you WANT us to pirate these games, that you despise us for paying for them?

Here is what I want you to do, print off the following in 40pt font and stuff it down the throat of whatever executive mouth breather decided to use this DRM:

"Paying customers require a product that is at least, AT LEAST as good as the pirated copy"

Do that for me, do you and your industry a favor or eventually I'll just give up trying to do the right thing.

Sincerly,

Customeralis Horriblis (nearly extinct)

8th March 2010, 13:20	#20230
A Corpse talkative lurker	Work rolling out Outlook 2007, and me finding a whole new batch of MS-induced crap. Just little shit, but it seems sooooo stupid. Icon in the system tray that does nothing. A new one appears as part of new mail notification. What? Why not use the icon that's already there and that you won't let me remove? 3 colour schemes. What's this, DOS days? Silver, black, or light blue. How about letting it use my existing Windows colour scheme??? __________________ Broke my addiction! Bye bye Eve, hello Minecraft. Wait... >_<

8th March 2010, 18:52	#20240
Xanatos Antagonist Prime	DRM: The deadest horse Dear Steam Support, I'm trying to activate my copy of Anno 1404 via the tages-protection.com DRM system and the website is offline. Why do we have to keep banging our head against the wall on this? The topic of DRM and how it only punishes the paying consumer is well and truly a dead horse. The only logical conclusion one can draw is that you WANT us to pirate these games, that you despise us for paying for them? Here is what I want you to do, print off the following in 40pt font and stuff it down the throat of whatever executive mouth breather decided to use this DRM: "Paying customers require a product that is at least, AT LEAST as good as the pirated copy" Do that for me, do you and your industry a favor or eventually I'll just give up trying to do the right thing. Sincerly, Customeralis Horriblis (nearly extinct)

4th March 2010, 14:06	#20202
Cyberbob	Trying to get wildcard subdomains working with godaddy hosting and a third party dns/registrar. My * A record is working fine at the dns end, it's finding the godaddy IP, but then gives me a 403. Grrrrr. __________________ ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ

4th March 2010, 14:35	#20204
Lightspeed	I insight insightfully with insightfully insightful insight. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

7th March 2010, 09:25	#20205
Nightcrawler	Woosh is grinding my gears, again For the past 40 minutes, since I've been up, our internet connection has been slower than if it were capped. NZGames threads take minutes to load up, I can't load any speedtest sites, and IM won't connect. I've tried all the normal stuff you can do: reboot, unplug, isolation, etc Every single goddamn month there are problems with Woosh in some way. Can't wait to ring them and be told to request a tech to be sent out and be prepared to pay the new price of $235

7th March 2010, 09:30	#20206
Fx.	other people sticking their noses in where it doesn't fucking belong, let alone drunken morons talking bullshit and it finds its way around half the damn people i know before someone asks me about it (gg drunken idiots telling shit cause i called them on not being able to hold their piss) FUCK mmm that felt good to get out

7th March 2010, 09:36	#20207
Fx.	(i hate having to look after friends of friends when they get stupid drunk, im all for getting hammered but jesus manage to look after your self)

7th March 2010, 10:47	#20209
Nightcrawler	Nah, not naked. Downloaded some files through FTP, it's capped speed Someone has activated the fire alarm in the apartment here. Asshole could have waited until I was off the phone with Woosh! edit. HAI FIREMANS

7th March 2010, 11:14	#20210
Nightcrawler	Looks like Woosh still have no dealt with their 8 month-and-counting problem where their system will speed limit their users if they use the top-up function during the month Someone has set off the fucking apartment building fire alarm again. RETARDS Last edited by Nightcrawler : 7th March 2010 at 11:17.

7th March 2010, 11:45	#20211
Nightcrawler	GMG: who the hell keeps setting off the fire alarm Third time in the last hour or so

7th March 2010, 12:01	#20212
p01s0n	maybe they want you to get out __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

7th March 2010, 12:14	#20213
Nightcrawler	Yeah they did that time The alarm says it was activated in another part of the building and we don't have to leave. The one just now eventually told us to GTFO

7th March 2010, 12:23	#20214
Kryten	GMG that I can't write about what's actually G'ing my G's.

7th March 2010, 23:46	#20216
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	My cellphone isn't working. It's my alarm. I need to be up at 7am. Usually my body clock will get me up, I'm fucking crossing my fingers tomorrow this is the case. How fucking random??! I upload a photo of Mark Sainsbury's car from my phone, unplug the USB, it switches off and hasn't turned on since. CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUNT CUTN CUNT CUNT CUNASOIHFQ(&)!)(&%*)_!#%

7th March 2010, 23:48	#20217
Pepsi Konnichiwa, bitches	Have you tried removing the battery and SIM and puttin' it back together again?

7th March 2010, 23:49	#20218
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	I can't get the back cover off My fucking fingers slip. I've always had trouble removing the back cover on this phone (W850i), I think I've taken it off once, maybe twice in the last 3 years? grr.

7th March 2010, 23:55	#20220
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	hahaha. washed my hands a with some dry soap. wiped the back of the phone to make sure there was no fingerprint oil shit on it. gave it a fucking bollocking and got that cunt off. phone is working now, shot warrick(not pepsi ;p)

8th March 2010, 00:00	#20222
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	hahahaha, charoo. StN loves my style too.

8th March 2010, 01:18	#20223
herp	So a random gay guy woke up in our flat on friday midday naked in my flatmates room (flatmate was at work as was everyone else), didn't know where he was, looked up gay porn on my computer then borrowed my flatmates clothes to get home because he couldn't find his. He came back yesterday to return the clothes he borrowed and said he couldn't remember past ordering a drink at 2Brewers (gay bar up the road) and didn't know anyone in the flat. So my fucktard flatmate bought his gay friend home, who in turn probably spiked this random gays drink and went straight dog on my flatmates bed (with the reacharound of course), woke up naked then looked up gay videos on my laptop and probably had a masty somewhere. Shits just fucken weird.

8th March 2010, 01:33	#20224
Lightspeed	That's a pretty elaborate excuse for having gay porn on your computer. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

8th March 2010, 09:48	#20227
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	hahaha what the fuck?! that's whack. he definitely wanked while using your pc, oh my.

8th March 2010, 11:25	#20229
Hurtuso	watching doco on Rainbow Warrior sinking made me sad then angry orders freedom fries __________________ yadda

8th March 2010, 13:50	#20232
Juju get to da choppa	Getting an insect bite in my arm pit. Jesus fuck.

8th March 2010, 14:10	#20235
Lightspeed	Ugh, stayed up too late last night, slept in too much this morning. So much to do, so much I can't be arsed doing. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

8th March 2010, 17:41	#20237
Nich	slingshit has been down since saturday evening. No it is not our end, Call Plus. Motherfuckers, fix it. On the plus side, got great wifi reception on my neighbour's internet, and their password is the same as their network name. yoink.

8th March 2010, 18:46	#20239
crocos	Nah, just change the router password = FREE INTERTRONS! You go changing the computer for common sites and then the gig would be up. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية