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25th January 2019, 00:24 | #36081 |
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Nah man, I'm in Adelaide metro, 46.3deg today. I think the SA title got taken by Port Augusta today, 49.5deg according to the news. Fuuuuuuck that.
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25th January 2019, 12:44 | #36083 |
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Just in case you were worried that the insane heat would have the people of Adelaide forsake their friends and break all bonds of fellowship, yesterday was not that day... as the Red Lion pub set an example of civilisation and declared beer on the house the moment the mercury hit 45.
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25th January 2019, 12:48 | #36084 |
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That's beautiful.
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25th January 2019, 14:28 | #36085 |
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If that isn't the point of civil society, I don't know what is.
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25th January 2019, 20:21 | #36086 |
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Sorry to break the heat-wave gear grinding (seriously I dissolve at anything over 24) but Vodafone can go fuck themselves and preferably die in a fire. Every. Single. One. Of. Them.
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29th January 2019, 17:49 | #36087 |
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20th February 2019, 21:31 | #36088 |
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Thought my doctor found a cure for headaches until they started up again
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21st February 2019, 09:01 | #36089 |
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"How do i fix a headache" is the "How long is a piece of string" of the medical world.
Amitriptyline will be great if it's nerve related pain, but not so much if it's any other number of issues contributing to the pain. Taking anything else for it?
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21st February 2019, 11:37 | #36090 |
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Yep, my wife is on Amitriptyline for other things, still gets headaches
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23rd February 2019, 16:22 | #36091 |
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5th March 2019, 18:17 | #36092 |
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Someone dies ... OH HAI WHATS THEIR RELATIONSHIP TO NEW ZEALAND?! Fucking media.
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6th March 2019, 18:49 | #36093 |
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One News... the London correspondent girl was reporting an item about Prince Charles. She referred to him as the "heir apparent" - and she pronounced the H in heir
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7th March 2019, 14:38 | #36094 |
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Wellington City Council contractor Downer uses 'magic' dowsing rods to find pipes
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7th March 2019, 15:34 | #36095 |
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Oh man, I meant to post that. But I mean... what do you say to that?
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7th March 2019, 19:30 | #36096 |
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Do they sell those rods at the chemist? Next to the amber beads, rescue remedy and leeches?
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7th March 2019, 19:31 | #36097 |
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20th March 2019, 20:06 | #36098 |
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How much of my history and culture is owned by Disney makes me furious.
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21st March 2019, 04:13 | #36099 | |
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21st March 2019, 09:53 | #36100 |
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Sounds like someone's getting vested stock options.
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21st March 2019, 11:51 | #36101 | |
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21st March 2019, 15:35 | #36103 | |
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I think The Mouse would appreciate him toeing the company line.
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22nd March 2019, 07:33 | #36105 |
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I didn't think Brodie Kane could get any more annoying. I was wrong.
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24th March 2019, 00:04 | #36106 |
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Aah, FlyBuys, such a rip-off
Out of curiosity I logged on to see what my MASSIVE 421 points can get me. "Tuscany" 82L Bar Freezer: FlyBuys: 421 points + $406.58 Save Barn: $346.50 $60 more plus "FlyBuys Points". Yeaaaaaah-nah. Remember Kiddies: YOU are the product
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24th March 2019, 00:52 | #36107 |
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Yeah, nah to rewards programs.
Worst part of going to Hoyts is their rewards program ad.
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24th March 2019, 13:27 | #36108 | |
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Common sense would tell me that they missed a 0 there, and it should have been 2400 down to 2000. All I saw was "1x Canon camera ready for pick up from nearest Noel Leemings store"
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24th March 2019, 13:44 | #36109 |
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
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30th March 2019, 16:41 | #36110 |
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Broken bones hurt 🤕
Jumped out of our raised gardens to clear a wayward pumpkin vine resulting in three loud cracks from my ankle after landing awkwardly on one foot in jandles. Somehow got to my back door where I put myself on the ground in pain and lightheadedness. A+E waiting room ... well let’s just say the lack of modesty there is mutual I guess. So now I have a cast and X-ray print showing a break at the end of my fibula where it meets the foot. Waiting for the return of my wife with the drugs as the pain level is slowly returning
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30th March 2019, 16:47 | #36111 |
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Yikes. Times like these hooray for socialist health systems, yay!
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30th March 2019, 19:02 | #36112 |
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This cast feels like it weighs 10 x it’s actual weight and the smallest of movement seems to require effort from every every muscle and bone, broken or not, to adjust its position.
And I need to take a piss. My wife is great.
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1st April 2019, 21:19 | #36113 |
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Rubbish-strewn West Coast brings resident to tears
While these guys fight to keep a dump away from their river: Petition to stop rubbish dump near river north of Auckland
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4th April 2019, 01:50 | #36114 |
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4th April 2019, 02:01 | #36115 |
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I know, right?
What I wonder is, are the people are the Indian space agency dumb? I doubt it. So what's this need to demonstrate the ability to destroy satellites? Are we expecting this to be a necessary technology sometime soon?
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10th April 2019, 13:04 | #36116 |
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Taking a rest in a rest area lands you a ticket for freedom camping
https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/a...ectid=12220980
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23rd April 2019, 17:38 | #36117 |
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Job interviews grind my gears. Had my first formal interview on the interviewee-side of the desk since May 2000.
Also grinding my gears: Not having a job. Hmm... I think I'll put up with the interviews
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23rd April 2019, 18:15 | #36118 |
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Although I'm not so fussed about not having a significant income, soothes my conscience somewhat. It's more not making the most of my potential that stings.
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