Random Thoughts II - Page 92

crocos · 1st October 2008, 11:18

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

I'm going to squirt the glue into your ears while you're sleeping so you can't heard the alarm.

So given that I sleep through my current alarm anyway, no difference to normal?

CCS · 1st October 2008, 11:22

Well... you'd have glue in your ears.

JiggaRoll · 1st October 2008, 11:25

A guy I went to school with glued his eyes shut with uhu glue. I'm guessing that was no picnic.

StN · 1st October 2008, 11:26

caffiend · 1st October 2008, 11:44

Suddenly my craving for chocolatey goodness has vanished. Along with my entire appetite.

Thanks StN. No need to be a cochlea about it.

BloodDonor · 1st October 2008, 12:32

Ive won myself a Gigabyte EP45T-EXTREME Motherboard

/dance

Helious · 1st October 2008, 12:43

gratz

MadMax · 1st October 2008, 13:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by StN

ATMs don't dish out $50 notes do they? In which case, looking for the previous ATM user would not neccessarily be conclusive. The bank could trace them and ask of course. I'd say visit the cop shop.

anz machines sometimes have tenners also. i took it to the bank. they said they'd hold it for a while unless claimed and took my details.

StN · 1st October 2008, 15:04

Umm - this must be some other Christchurch...

Quote:

Mr E said he recalled some genital flicking, along with Mr C's protests, but that he had told staff "not to flick Mr C's balls because he doesn't like it".

After the genital flicking incident, Mr C was left out of a company fishing trip and told his physical safety couldn't be guaranteed.

Dry humping's so last year.

crocos · 1st October 2008, 15:10

Kiwi bloke culture vs liberal government + non-bloke. Blokes lose

CCS · 1st October 2008, 15:12

You call that bloke culture ?

StN · 1st October 2008, 15:12

There needs to be a comission of enquiry as to why the ERA report didn't include the term "nadgers".

Haydos · 1st October 2008, 15:14

If that's bloke behaviour in Crocos' eyes, who's up for a barbecue at his place?

CCS · 1st October 2008, 15:16

Sounds like a sausage fest.

sv · 1st October 2008, 15:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

You call that bloke culture ?

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33540

CCS · 1st October 2008, 15:21

He's talking to you, crocos.

Cyberbob · 1st October 2008, 15:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Sounds like a sausage fest.

I'm sausaged as bro.

Redneck · 1st October 2008, 15:25

can't bring myself to buy Little Boys sausages

just can't do it

crocos · 1st October 2008, 15:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

You call that bloke culture ?

Stuff calls that bloke culture.

CCS · 1st October 2008, 15:37

Ummm... no it didn't. It mentioned quotes from several people about workplace cultures... it was you who specifically referred to it as bloke culture.

You'd be one of those frat boy homos that insists on hazing newbies by teabagging them.

crocos · 1st October 2008, 15:39

Unlikely. Maybe if someone was paying me (a lot) to do that.

Haydos · 1st October 2008, 15:42

Never did understand frat initiations that involved homosexuality reference.

If I'm looking to embarrass some mother fucker and see if he'll do anything I ask, I'm getting him to swandive face first into a nice juicy pile of human excretement.

Frats are homoerotic masosadism.

crocos · 1st October 2008, 17:22

Actually a different subject (though it may not seem like it): Horay for The G.I.M.P.

Work wouldn't buy me a copy of photoshop

chiQ · 1st October 2008, 17:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

Actually a different subject (though it may not seem like it): Horay for The G.I.M.P.

Work wouldn't buy me a copy of photoshop

Tightarses!

GIMP sucks bum-grapes. Good luck with that.

Draco T Bastard · 1st October 2008, 17:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

TMmmm, Crunchie. Makes me think of accidents on the Harbour Bridge.

Why would that be?

crocos · 1st October 2008, 17:50

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiQ

GIMP sucks bum-grapes. Good luck with that.

Fortunately I've been using it for a few years - I'm starting to get the hang of how to do basic things...

Draco T Bastard · 1st October 2008, 18:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by nzherald

Slain Samaritan's wife asks NZ to say how he touched them

Worst headline ever?

CCS · 1st October 2008, 18:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draco T Bastard

Why would that be?

'Cos... car crashes make a crunch noise ?

BloodDonor · 1st October 2008, 19:12

i still use PSP 7... does what i need to do when i need to... supposedly the lastest version has some very good features, but... i cbf paying $300 for new gfx software when this does the job

chiQ · 1st October 2008, 22:17

'Friend For Carpet' chick looks like chaoswulf. That is all.

Spoon1 · 2nd October 2008, 00:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by Draco T Bastard

Worst headline ever?

Show us on the doll...

Bent · 2nd October 2008, 02:13

There's a young stray male ginger cat with rather prominent nadgers that hangs out around our condo and it seems like he's a bit of a hit with the lady felines. We've decided to call him Helious.

joker999 · 2nd October 2008, 02:32

Wake · 2nd October 2008, 04:27

Just wanna say up yours to my ex-New Zealand lifestyle, I'm never returning home!

Jodi · 2nd October 2008, 05:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by Wake

Just wanna say up yours to my ex-New Zealand lifestyle, I'm never returning home!

You'll start missing vegitables soon enough...

DuFFeR · 2nd October 2008, 06:32

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bent

There's a young stray male ginger cat with rather prominent nadgers that hangs out around our condo and it seems like he's a bit of a hit with the lady felines. We've decided to call him Helious.

Hahahahah!

StN · 2nd October 2008, 08:02

Maybe if he had a venture with Branson to crash a spaceship into the Sun, then I could understand him taking a year off dead for tax reasons.

crocos · 2nd October 2008, 10:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bent

... We've decided to call him Helious.

Nice

MadMax · 2nd October 2008, 13:23

Quote:

Originally Posted by BloodDonor

i still use PSP

MadMax · 2nd October 2008, 18:40

http://www.linz.govt.nz/geodetic/geo....aspx?mode=map

find a mark near your favourite walkway

they have photos and all sorts of info on each marker

1st October 2008, 11:22	#3642
CCS Stunt Pants	Well... you'd have glue in your ears. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

1st October 2008, 15:12	#3651
CCS Stunt Pants	You call that bloke culture ? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

1st October 2008, 15:16	#3654
CCS Stunt Pants	^^^ Sounds like a sausage fest. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

1st October 2008, 15:21	#3656
CCS Stunt Pants	He's talking to you, crocos. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

1st October 2008, 15:37	#3660
CCS Stunt Pants	Ummm... no it didn't. It mentioned quotes from several people about workplace cultures... it was you who specifically referred to it as bloke culture. You'd be one of those frat boy homos that insists on hazing newbies by teabagging them. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

1st October 2008, 11:25	#3643
JiggaRoll For the Horo	A guy I went to school with glued his eyes shut with uhu glue. I'm guessing that was no picnic.

1st October 2008, 11:26	#3644
StN I have detailed files

1st October 2008, 11:44	#3645
caffiend	Suddenly my craving for chocolatey goodness has vanished. Along with my entire appetite. Thanks StN. No need to be a cochlea about it. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, why is everyone so unhappy these days?

1st October 2008, 12:32	#3646
BloodDonor	Ive won myself a Gigabyte EP45T-EXTREME Motherboard /dance __________________

1st October 2008, 15:10	#3650
crocos	Kiwi bloke culture vs liberal government + non-bloke. Blokes lose __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

1st October 2008, 15:12	#3652
StN I have detailed files	There needs to be a comission of enquiry as to why the ERA report didn't include the term "nadgers".

1st October 2008, 15:14	#3653
Haydos	If that's bloke behaviour in Crocos' eyes, who's up for a barbecue at his place?

1st October 2008, 15:25	#3658
Redneck	can't bring myself to buy Little Boys sausages just can't do it

1st October 2008, 15:39	#3661
crocos	Unlikely. Maybe if someone was paying me (a lot) to do that. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

1st October 2008, 15:42	#3662
Haydos	Never did understand frat initiations that involved homosexuality reference. If I'm looking to embarrass some mother fucker and see if he'll do anything I ask, I'm getting him to swandive face first into a nice juicy pile of human excretement. Frats are homoerotic masosadism.

1st October 2008, 17:22	#3663
crocos	Actually a different subject (though it may not seem like it): Horay for The G.I.M.P. Work wouldn't buy me a copy of photoshop __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

1st October 2008, 19:12	#3669
BloodDonor	i still use PSP 7... does what i need to do when i need to... supposedly the lastest version has some very good features, but... i cbf paying $300 for new gfx software when this does the job __________________

1st October 2008, 22:17	#3670
chiQ Frag-muff	'Friend For Carpet' chick looks like chaoswulf. That is all. __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

2nd October 2008, 02:13	#3672
Bent	There's a young stray male ginger cat with rather prominent nadgers that hangs out around our condo and it seems like he's a bit of a hit with the lady felines. We've decided to call him Helious.

2nd October 2008, 04:27	#3674
Wake	in Bolivia! Just wanna say up yours to my ex-New Zealand lifestyle, I'm never returning home! __________________ Deny All

2nd October 2008, 08:02	#3677
StN I have detailed files	Maybe if he had a venture with Branson to crash a spaceship into the Sun, then I could understand him taking a year off dead for tax reasons.

2nd October 2008, 18:40	#3680
MadMax Stuff	http://www.linz.govt.nz/geodetic/geo....aspx?mode=map find a mark near your favourite walkway they have photos and all sorts of info on each marker __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.