Random Thoughts II - Page 536

Nightcrawler · 23rd April 2010, 17:55

Haha! I have enough plates to last me a while. I generally wash the pans/pots as I go, though

I fucked up last night with some of my chicken kiev filling spilling out onto the oven tray while it cooked and filled the place with smoke

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Originally Posted by Juju

Check your HWC hasn't gone nuts?

I'm in an apartment

! Don't have access to that

crocos · 23rd April 2010, 18:11

Hah, neighbours have haxxed your power. SUCKER!

Pepsi · 23rd April 2010, 18:20

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Originally Posted by Thomas Meatball

Did Lucy Melville work there?

No, but I just looked her up and she's hawt

One of the girls I worked with actually does look a lot like her though with the dark hair and blue eyes..

Pepsi · 23rd April 2010, 18:24

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

I think you're onto something there... My last job was at a Construction company, and I would say that the young female quantity surveyors would fit that description (hot, intelligent, and funny). Also for the record, this scenario is in Auckland, and not asian/indian.

Actually this reminds me, there was a young asian trainee QS that worked there for a little while, she was stunning and her english was terrible. She was also the phantom shitter/pisser on the womens toilet seats at work.. well, not so phantom, because you knew if you went into the loo after her you'd be in for a treat. It all stopped when she left. True story.

doppelgänger of someone · 23rd April 2010, 18:28

Maybe she just hates you

, because you are the only woman there (I assume).

Pepsi · 23rd April 2010, 18:30

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Originally Posted by doppelgänger of someone

Maybe she just hates you

, because you are the only woman there (I assume).

No I wasn't the only other woman there..Remember I just said there were some hot QS girls too..

I was the only IT person though, so they hated me anyway (nah, not really..they loved me)

Thomas Meatball · 23rd April 2010, 18:43

Hehe, dirty asian toilet squatters! Lrn 2 westernise, fuckers!

doppelgänger of someone · 23rd April 2010, 18:43

I don't get the women toilet etiquette in office, because I thought with woman always needing to sit down, they would try not to piss on the seat because they may use it again in an hour or two?

Pepsi · 23rd April 2010, 18:59

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Originally Posted by doppelgänger of someone

I don't get the women toilet etiquette in office, because I thought with woman always needing to sit down, they would try not to piss on the seat because they may use it again in an hour or two?

Well yeah, you'd think so. But I guess if you're the sort of person who squats on the seat with your feet, instead of actually sitting on it with your ass, you don't have the same concern of sitting on your own or other peoples piss and shit? Meanwhile, the rest of us get to enjoy the end result of toilet squatters.

Reformed_Quint · 23rd April 2010, 19:12

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

Well yeah, you'd think so. But I guess if you're the sort of person who squats on the seat with your feet, instead of actually sitting on it with your ass, you don't have the same concern of sitting on your own or other peoples piss and shit? Meanwhile, the rest of us get to enjoy the end result of toilet squatters.

Have you though of... you know... telling them not to shit on the seat.

...

?

Thomas Meatball · 23rd April 2010, 19:26

Should have put up one of these signs.

http://www.flickr.com/photos/29330594@N07/3322478527/

p01s0n · 23rd April 2010, 19:33

random thought:

Pepsi · 23rd April 2010, 19:33

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Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

Have you though of... you know... telling them not to shit on the seat.

...

?

It's not that easy to just approach someone and say it tbh.. So, what happened was an email was sent to all the ladies in the office so as not to single anyone out (even though we all knew and discussed who it was).. There was only about 6 females in the office in total..

Thomas Meatball · 23rd April 2010, 19:35

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Originally Posted by p01s0n

random thought:

That picture isn't working. Why in the fuck aren't you hosting it on hellameke?

zeekiorage · 23rd April 2010, 19:39

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Originally Posted by Thomas Meatball

That picture isn't working. Why in the fuck aren't you hosting it on hellameke?

I can see the picture.

Reformed_Quint · 23rd April 2010, 19:41

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Originally Posted by Pepsi

It's not that easy to just approach someone and say it tbh.. So, what happened was an email was sent to all the ladies in the office so as not to single anyone out (even though we all knew and discussed who it was).. There was only about 6 females in the office in total..

I've told men in the workplace not to piss on the floor.

Fuck it, don't live in squalor because of someones in-ability to operate a basic civilized utility like a god damn toilet.

Warrick · 23rd April 2010, 19:48

^^^ love you bro, but that's huge considering crocos or was it TommyGun got on your case about you doing all that fuckers work when he gets paid more. if you can stand up to someone who pisses on your feet surely you can stand up to someone who fucks you in the arse?!!!!!1

or something

DRUNK AS

Reformed_Quint · 23rd April 2010, 19:59

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Originally Posted by Warrick

^ if you can stand up to someone who pisses on your feet surely you can stand up to someone who fucks you in the arse?!!!!!

Nah bro, its the boss man. You get paid by the boss, you do what the boss tells you to do. *shrug*. Sucks that you have to work, eh.

herp · 23rd April 2010, 20:29

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Originally Posted by Thomas Meatball

Did Lucy Melville work there?

How do you know Lucy?

herp · 23rd April 2010, 20:54

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Originally Posted by herp

How do you know Lucy?

Oh, just read the page backwards. Nice article. Ignore plz.

dylan · 23rd April 2010, 22:02

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Originally Posted by herp

How do you know Lucy?

More to the point, how do you know Lucy?

Lightspeed · 23rd April 2010, 22:03

No, how do yoooOOuuUU know Lucy?

herp · 23rd April 2010, 22:43

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Originally Posted by dylan

More to the point, how do you know Lucy?

Nah, I don't.

Nich · 24th April 2010, 02:57

my blog about becoming and being a firefighter will be entitled: Kittens In Trees

Thomas Meatball · 24th April 2010, 03:26

All due respect, but you can do better than that.

fidgit · 24th April 2010, 03:31

Far more important, and I don't believe this has even come up yet, is: Jonas when do you plan on starting your firemans mo? Have you already? Will there be regular pictorial updates regarding said mo?

ChaosWulf · 24th April 2010, 09:36

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Originally Posted by Nich

my blog about becoming and being a firefighter will be entitled: Kittens In Trees

Nah - make it "Kittens In Trees, Debris Off Roads & Holding Down La-Z-Boys For 12 Hours At A Time"

Bandalador · 24th April 2010, 09:48

Or "Peeling mangled cars open to allow extraction of minced occupants."

ChaosWulf · 24th April 2010, 09:58

"Posing For The Drooling Masses"

Fineprint - and getting to places before the Ambos can and getting CPR started early .. cheers for that. *cough*

StN · 24th April 2010, 13:47

I wonder if it was one of those large breasted blondes that finally blew his mind?

Thomas Meatball · 24th April 2010, 16:14

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Originally Posted by Bandalador

Or "Peeling mangled cars open to allow extraction of minced occupants."

Damn you are twisted.

xpandnz · 24th April 2010, 19:18

fuck me, if they are going to get so offended about a south park episode, don't watch it. you won't get offended.

what happened to this world?

Lightspeed · 24th April 2010, 19:22

You misunderstand. Some people simply like getting offended and seek out opportunities where they can take offence.

Thomas Meatball · 24th April 2010, 19:26

Especially when it's the radical Muslims. They love an excuse for threatening westerners.

lektronimo · 24th April 2010, 19:31

Jon Stewart had a pretty good recap of those events last nite.

Thomas Meatball · 24th April 2010, 19:35

IZZATRITE?!

Nich · 24th April 2010, 20:12

kittens in trees is good because it somewhat belies what the actual content will be, whilst also giving a good indication that it's a firefighter's blog.

Lightspeed · 24th April 2010, 20:13

I approve.

xpandnz · 24th April 2010, 20:23

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Originally Posted by Lightspeed

You misunderstand. Some people simply like getting offended and seek out opportunities where they can take offence.

Blatant threats towards the creators is just crazy. I mean, I know a threat when I hear one and yet these radicals act like they are not threating at all. The Sopranos become real life in the Islamic world

SickBo@Work · 24th April 2010, 21:36

Impotent threats is what they are, what a horrible message CC is sending out by censoring it.

24th April 2010, 03:31	#21426
fidgit Always itchy	Far more important, and I don't believe this has even come up yet, is: Jonas when do you plan on starting your firemans mo? Have you already? Will there be regular pictorial updates regarding said mo? __________________ 4 7 2 3 9 8 5...1 4 2 9 7 8...14 16 22...36°

24th April 2010, 13:47	#21430
StN I have detailed files	Brett Michaels brain asplode I wonder if it was one of those large breasted blondes that finally blew his mind? Last edited by StN : 24th April 2010 at 13:49.

23rd April 2010, 18:11	#21402
crocos	Hah, neighbours have haxxed your power. SUCKER! __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

23rd April 2010, 18:28	#21405
doppelgänger of someone	Maybe she just hates you , because you are the only woman there (I assume).

23rd April 2010, 18:43	#21407
Thomas Meatball	Hehe, dirty asian toilet squatters! Lrn 2 westernise, fuckers!

23rd April 2010, 18:43	#21408
doppelgänger of someone	I don't get the women toilet etiquette in office, because I thought with woman always needing to sit down, they would try not to piss on the seat because they may use it again in an hour or two?

23rd April 2010, 19:26	#21411
Thomas Meatball	Should have put up one of these signs. http://www.flickr.com/photos/29330594@N07/3322478527/

23rd April 2010, 19:33	#21412
p01s0n	random thought: __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

23rd April 2010, 19:48	#21417
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	^^^ love you bro, but that's huge considering crocos or was it TommyGun got on your case about you doing all that fuckers work when he gets paid more. if you can stand up to someone who pisses on your feet surely you can stand up to someone who fucks you in the arse?!!!!!1 or something DRUNK AS

23rd April 2010, 22:03	#21422
Lightspeed	No, how do yoooOOuuUU know Lucy? __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

24th April 2010, 02:57	#21424
Nich	my blog about becoming and being a firefighter will be entitled: Kittens In Trees

24th April 2010, 03:26	#21425
Thomas Meatball	All due respect, but you can do better than that.

24th April 2010, 09:48	#21428
Bandalador	Or "Peeling mangled cars open to allow extraction of minced occupants."

24th April 2010, 09:58	#21429
ChaosWulf Don't worry, be harpy	"Posing For The Drooling Masses" Fineprint - and getting to places before the Ambos can and getting CPR started early .. cheers for that. cough

24th April 2010, 19:18	#21432
xpandnz	fuck me, if they are going to get so offended about a south park episode, don't watch it. you won't get offended. what happened to this world? __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

24th April 2010, 19:22	#21433
Lightspeed	You misunderstand. Some people simply like getting offended and seek out opportunities where they can take offence. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

24th April 2010, 19:26	#21434
Thomas Meatball	Especially when it's the radical Muslims. They love an excuse for threatening westerners.

24th April 2010, 19:31	#21435
lektronimo	Jon Stewart had a pretty good recap of those events last nite. __________________ Minimalism = White people trying to be Japanese => My Minimalist Flickr Account <=

24th April 2010, 20:12	#21437
Nich	kittens in trees is good because it somewhat belies what the actual content will be, whilst also giving a good indication that it's a firefighter's blog.

24th April 2010, 20:13	#21438
Lightspeed	I approve. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

24th April 2010, 21:36	#21440
SickBo@Work	Impotent threats is what they are, what a horrible message CC is sending out by censoring it.