|
21st May 2019, 22:08 | #41561 | |
|
Quote:
|
|
22nd May 2019, 00:37 | #41562 |
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
|
You can, through no bad decision/choice of your own, cause an accident, and therefore a fatality by sneezing.
When you go through an alcohol checkpoint, you haven't had an accident or demonstrated intoxication, so there are no fatalities or actual harm, just "possibly maybe sort of but you might have because imagine if" fatalities. The last part is a play on words, suggesting that I accept we shouldn't attempt to eliminate sneezing (cutting off our noses) and give up on Minority Report checkpoints being that we are more likely to have an accident (our fates [face]), as it is not likely to achieve the desired outcome. I've always thought checkpoints were cunty/unfair because you can be fine to drive if you're a regular drinker and you don't get drunk easily (sober as a judge), but you're over the limit. Compared to 22 year old dizzy girl new to driving, not wearing her glasses because she wants to look good at a party, who never drinks and gets pissed off a small glass of wine and is probably in worse shape to drive. Or you could be on LSD and get through an alcohol checkpoint if you can count to 10 and remember your name and any address at all and not keep pulling weird faces from the way the lights are fucking trippy mannn. I'm just a grumpy old man now though, I am getting a zero alcohol licence for 3 years, and I've learnt just to let others drive or get the bus. Oh speaking of old men, happy birthday (~third of a century) for yesterday I think it was, you big pencil lead injector :P
__________________
Finger rolling rhythm, ride the horse one hand... |
22nd May 2019, 08:11 | #41563 |
Stunt Pants
|
__________________
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
22nd May 2019, 09:45 | #41564 |
I have detailed files
|
My bad decision is to ride my electric scooter 5kms through the back streets of Queenspark/Parklands to the old pub. Well, that's not the bad bit - but the 5kms back seems to go a lot faster. I do smile a lot and have music blaring from my phone to warn others if they can't see my light before I bowl them at a rollicking 20kms/h. Strangely it also appears colder on the way there, but on the way back, I don't care.
|
22nd May 2019, 11:10 | #41565 |
|
Not worth posting in the vids thread or the listening to thread:
Slimey, yet satisfying That's right! An earworm, bitches!
__________________
Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية |
22nd May 2019, 17:09 | #41566 | |
|
Quote:
|
|
22nd May 2019, 18:39 | #41567 |
Stunt Pants
|
Christ, early onset dementia.
__________________
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
22nd May 2019, 18:58 | #41568 |
|
who are you again
|
22nd May 2019, 21:13 | #41569 |
Stunt Pants
|
Get off my lawn
__________________
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
22nd May 2019, 23:07 | #41570 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
|
galbraiths cunts
|
27th May 2019, 09:30 | #41571 |
|
I got a powervr!
|
28th May 2019, 22:26 | #41572 | |
Stuff
|
Have heard a point come up regarding recent gun law changes in NZ that it could risk a weapon shortage should we be called to arms akin to 1940-1943
https://teara.govt.nz/en/photograph/34574/home-guard http://nzetc.victoria.ac.nz/tm/schol...-1Hom-c12.html Quote:
__________________
My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity. Last edited by MadMax : 28th May 2019 at 22:29. |
|
29th May 2019, 09:40 | #41573 |
I have detailed files
|
I thought the way wars a fought had changed - boots on the ground (and by extension, a home guard) have been replaced with missiles and drones.
Short of a virulent mutagen, we should be covered by whatever Bruce Simpson has in his back shed? |
29th May 2019, 10:10 | #41574 |
Stunt Pants
|
You trust Bruce to share the contents of his shed with the govt?
__________________
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
30th May 2019, 08:18 | #41575 |
I have detailed files
|
Took the daughter to a UC science vocation info night at Canty last night.
It was dark at 18:20, so not the best for navigating. Got to Clyde Road and turned into the campus. A small voice says "Parking is in Clyde Dad..." Clearly I know what this means, I just turned off Clyde and am now hooning (at 30kms/h) through the uni. Drive past a sign pointing to one of the front carparks - something something Clyde carpark. "Dad - that's where we need to park - it's free" Dad level increases - "It's Ok, lets park in the Law carparks" Pull in - all carparks claim to require a coupon to display or something. Meh, must go deeper - find faculty carparks even closer. Yep, that'll do. "Dad, it says you'll get clamped!" Pffft - Dad level increases. Shit the campus is dark. Many lights are out, but some nice blue ones show the way. Oh - they are rape alert stations. OK. Hmmm - this place has changed a bit in 30 years. Where do we need to go? "Central lecture theatres" Oh - that must be like where the science ones were - over past the library - it's tall - there it is, let's go this way... Ahh - here is a block of theatres all lit up, with young people milling around inside - this must be it! Door won't open - another bloke with a teenager joins in. Then a chap opens it from inside, and we enter. Get the ticket out to prove we are legit. No-one seems to be scanning the QR code... A bloke opens up one of the theatres, and announces that we should all come in - fill up from the front middle please. I enter and see papers spread out - one per pair of seats - ahh, very prudent - they know that the kids all have adults with them! I file in with the daughter and we grab a pair of seats near the front. She looks around and can't see any of her friends yet. Bloke who opened the doors looks at me. "Yeah - fill up the seats from the middle out please - don't touch the papers yet. By the way, this is the Fluid Dynamic 324 exam..." Oh Fuck. Dad level maxes out. Daughter rolls eyes. We shuffle out and find the next brightly lit building just around the corner. Didn't get clamped - Ha! Showed her I was hard core. |
30th May 2019, 10:20 | #41576 |
Stunt Pants
|
The fuck is a rape alert station? Do I have to pre-register if I want to rape a student these days?
__________________
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
30th May 2019, 10:24 | #41577 | |
I have detailed files
|
Quote:
|
|
31st May 2019, 09:20 | #41578 |
Stuff
|
Some uni campuses have guard stations that you must wait at to be safely escorted around from.
__________________
My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity. |
31st May 2019, 11:47 | #41579 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
|
Can’t believe they don’t label them safe spaces
|
7th June 2019, 08:17 | #41580 | |
Stunt Pants
|
Quote:
__________________
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
|
7th June 2019, 09:36 | #41581 |
I have detailed files
|
It's like Michael Douglas all over again. Didn't he claim he got throat cancer from munching on too much HPV warty snatch?
|
7th June 2019, 10:52 | #41582 |
Stunt Pants
|
Yeah, he was probably right too. Same deal with Mr Marcia Cross, I'd say. you dawg
__________________
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
9th June 2019, 11:30 | #41583 |
I have detailed files
|
FFS New World - here is a pro tip - Don't put the Voltarin gel on the bottom shelf where old bastards that need it can't bend down to get it.
|
9th June 2019, 12:40 | #41584 | |
Stunt Pants
|
Daily scripture
Quote:
Holy shit.
__________________
I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
|
9th June 2019, 13:56 | #41585 |
|
I never knew Zeke was so kinky.
__________________
Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية |
9th June 2019, 17:02 | #41586 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
|
Whatever book that is in should be banned.
|
9th June 2019, 17:30 | #41587 |
|
Ancient writings have weird shit in them. Who would have thunk?
__________________
Stay shook. No sook. |
10th June 2019, 07:44 | #41588 | |
I have detailed files
|
Quote:
I like the bit where the old guy invented wine and got munted all the time and then one time when he was off his tits naked his kids tried to cover him up and in a drunken rage he cursed the brown fella. Is Russell Crowe going to do a sequel? Last edited by StN : 10th June 2019 at 07:45. |
|
10th June 2019, 16:47 | #41589 |
Stuff
|
When Vodafone speak in acronyms to me, I totally want to ring them up in return and ask them something like
Oh hey VFNZ I need ASAP an ETA on that FRE or is that still TBA? TIA ...
__________________
My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity. |
11th June 2019, 00:22 | #41590 | |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
|
Quote:
|
|
15th June 2019, 11:09 | #41591 | |
|
Tararua man cuts phallus from carving representing Rangitāne whakapapa
Quote:
__________________
Protecting your peace is way more important than proving your point. Some people aren't open to cultivating their views. Just let them be wrong. |
|
15th June 2019, 11:39 | #41592 |
|
I disagree - he doesn't have a point. There's nothing inherently offensive about a phallus (or breast, etc) that people shouldn't be able to handle it with maybe no more than some sniggering if they're really that puerile and juvenile.
If they're really that offended by an object that's not done to offend, but is instead done to match appropriate cultural norms, then that is on them, not the carved statue.
__________________
Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية Last edited by crocos : 15th June 2019 at 11:40. |
15th June 2019, 12:00 | #41593 |
|
Yeah, one person's personal obsession with penis is justification tob ruin objects of cultural significance.
__________________
Stay shook. No sook. |
15th June 2019, 13:35 | #41594 | |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
|
Quote:
|
|
15th June 2019, 17:29 | #41595 | |
|
Quote:
__________________
Protecting your peace is way more important than proving your point. Some people aren't open to cultivating their views. Just let them be wrong. |
|
15th June 2019, 19:52 | #41596 |
|
just a fucktarded old racist
|
16th June 2019, 10:55 | #41597 |
Stuff
|
He's probably never seen Whatonga on the Tawa Loop track then ...
__________________
My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity. |
17th June 2019, 00:21 | #41598 | |
|
Quote:
__________________
Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية |
|
17th June 2019, 11:43 | #41599 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
|
|
20th June 2019, 19:10 | #41600 |
Konnichiwa, bitches
|
One of my kids has this annoying toy that plays a snippet of a 90’s techno song and it’s driving me crazy that I can’t remember it. Does anyone know?
https://imgur.com/a/7TVzc5P Last edited by Pepsi : 20th June 2019 at 19:12. |