NZGames 2010 Secret Santa - Page 11

xpandnz · 15th December 2010, 19:06

Sounds nice. Creme filled fish. But how could I get a fish that you discarded? I'm curious.

tor · 15th December 2010, 19:10

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Originally Posted by Stalk3r

yea, could be awkward forced laughter, or realllllllly awkward "knowing silence"

That's when you look at your dad and ask if he was the one that bought her the first set.

Running may be an option at that point, at least let your mind wander away, far far away.

chiQ · 15th December 2010, 19:11

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Originally Posted by chiquelet

If your'e all very lucky I might just do that for the big reveal on Christmas Eve. But if it's a cock pic you're shit out of luck

LOL Slacker.

crocos: I finished at Orcon in June. It's been six months since we celebrated my escape, and still no photos

tor · 15th December 2010, 19:12

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Originally Posted by xpandnz

Sounds nice. Creme filled fish. But how could I get a fish that you discarded? I'm curious.

As a representative of Cadbury chocolates I advise that the phrase "Creme filled fish" is trademarked and request that you cease touching yourself whilst uttering that phrase quietly over and over.

Not so much for the trademark infringement just that it really messes up our trademark monitors.

CCS · 15th December 2010, 19:15

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Originally Posted by chiquelet

You fucked a dead fish yet the joke's on him?!

Oh, it was very much alive when I started.

CCS · 15th December 2010, 19:16

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Originally Posted by xpandnz

But how could I get a fish that you discarded? I'm curious.

Name and address on the back of the postcard to the usual address.

crocos · 15th December 2010, 19:25

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Originally Posted by CCS

If you could take photos that didn't suck, you wouldn't have to edit them.

Good photos when inebriated? That ain't gonna happen.

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiQ

LOL Slacker.

crocos: I finished at Orcon in June. It's been six months since we celebrated my escape, and still no photos

So I got off my arse...
http://forums.nzgames.com/showthread...84#post1834784

TnT · 15th December 2010, 19:29

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Originally Posted by CCS

If you could take photos that didn't suck, you wouldn't have to edit them.

Hooray for ignorance.

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

Good photos when inebriated? That ain't gonna happen.

Lies.

tor · 15th December 2010, 19:32

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Originally Posted by TnT

Lies.

Damn straight. Although I count "Where are my shoes?" being answered by photos in the camera as a fucking awesome photo.

"What did I do?" being answered by the photos tends to be a rather less awesome photo.

CCS · 15th December 2010, 19:38

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Originally Posted by TnT

Hooray for ignorance.

Oh well, at least crocos was smart enough not to take the bait.

cEvin · 15th December 2010, 19:41

fobski - your gift is being posted this week

Warrick · 15th December 2010, 19:47

another day down and this little girl cries ever more so. i'm definitely opening it the moment i see it. sorry, won't lie.

JOKES, BROOOOOO.

cEvin · 15th December 2010, 19:54

even if you did open it you'd lie and say you didn't and we'd know no different :D

Warrick · 15th December 2010, 19:56

dang. the drawbacks of being a compulsive liar!

cEvin · 15th December 2010, 20:01

warrick your gift was sent today

TnT · 15th December 2010, 20:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Oh well, at least crocos was smart enough not to take the bait.

Having just had this exact same argument regarding digital editing/post processing with a dipshit know-it-all, you'll have to forgive me for rolling my eyes and giving you a nice glib comment.

Pitmonster · 15th December 2010, 21:37

Santa has been!!!!!

it must be a small lambo, but am sure its one none the less.

now to review our secret hidden burlar cam we have and figure out who santa really is.....
heh neighbour even said they have a rego of a vehicle .......

cEvin · 15th December 2010, 22:07

CCS, I just got a preview of your gift. You're one lucky fella.

CCS · 15th December 2010, 22:27

It's an extra large, extra veiny, extra throbbing cock picture with extra ejaculate spurting from it? I am lucky fella!

crocos · 15th December 2010, 23:06

The rumors suggest it's got a thick layer of dick cheese, for that authenticity factor.

xpandnz · 15th December 2010, 23:42

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlJuTRoZre4#t=6s

CCS · 15th December 2010, 23:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

The rumors suggest it's got a thick layer of dick cheese, for that authenticity factor.

Best nzg cock pic EVAR!

MadMax · 16th December 2010, 00:42

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Originally Posted by cEvin

Keep posting if you haven't got anything yet, good to know so i can chase people up.

+1

xpandnz · 16th December 2010, 01:25

still nothing

Waldo · 16th December 2010, 09:19

Ive not gotten anything

ohh wait i didnt make the team

cEvin · 16th December 2010, 09:37

Rince your SS has a backup gift on the way

MadMax & xpandnz - following up on yours

cEvin · 16th December 2010, 10:15

MadMax - your santa is slack and is hoping to post something by the end of the week.

If they're late they will be named/shamed/permanenelty banned from the site etc.

Stalk3r · 16th December 2010, 10:27

i was sitting there staring at mine yesterday, i reallllly wanna open it, tis driving me nuts, its moderately heavy for the size of the box and moves side to side inside, so unless someones bested/1 upped me and gone the whole hog and sent me a cast model of their cock i really am intrigued as to what it could be

cEvin · 16th December 2010, 10:29

IceFox gift is posting today

mpx · 16th December 2010, 10:35

Mine is the size of a CD, so I think it's a CD.
If it's another Britney Spears CD I'm not gonna be happy - I've already got one of those!

Justin Beiber though... ohhh, can I open it nooowwwwww?

Pepsi · 16th December 2010, 10:35

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Originally Posted by mpx

Mine is the size of a CD, so I think it's a CD.
If it's another Britney Spears CD I'm not gonna be happy - I've already got one of those!

Justin Beiber though... ohhh, can I open it nooowwwwww?

Maybe instead of a cock photo, you're getting a cock video?

aR Que · 16th December 2010, 10:42

Pepsi likes to talk about the cock. Must be a hungry girl

Warrick · 16th December 2010, 11:06

she's pretty grotty, for sure.

Stalk3r · 16th December 2010, 11:16

cEvin · 16th December 2010, 11:19

xpandnz your gift was sent yesterday

xpandnz · 16th December 2010, 11:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

Maybe instead of a cock photo, you're getting a cock video?

Maybe someone's re-enactment of meatspin? On repeat? For a full 3 hours?

Rince · 16th December 2010, 12:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by cEvin

Rince your SS has a backup gift on the way

oooooh *squeal*

chiQ · 16th December 2010, 12:40

Pepsi, you filthy troll.

Warrick · 16th December 2010, 12:45

got mine, a5 bubble pack thing. very stiff object inside, doesn't feel like a book, could be a 2 cds side by side(new kids on the block & backstreet boys would be fucking choice!), not sure.

i want to open it!!!!!!!!!

mpx · 16th December 2010, 13:08

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pepsi

Maybe instead of a cock photo, you're getting a cock video?

Hmm, possibly.
I want to open it but it says "DO NOT OPEN UNTIL DEC 24" so it guilt trips me.

Maybe it's a motorcycle all folded up into the shape of a CD case!?

15th December 2010, 19:54	#413
cEvin Love In Vein	even if you did open it you'd lie and say you didn't and we'd know no different :D Last edited by cEvin : 15th December 2010 at 19:55.

15th December 2010, 22:27	#419
CCS Stunt Pants	It's an extra large, extra veiny, extra throbbing cock picture with extra ejaculate spurting from it? I am lucky fella! __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

16th December 2010, 09:19	#425
Waldo Pornstar	Ive not gotten anything ohh wait i didnt make the team __________________ Its Business time

15th December 2010, 19:06	#401
xpandnz	Sounds nice. Creme filled fish. But how could I get a fish that you discarded? I'm curious. __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

15th December 2010, 19:41	#411
cEvin Love In Vein	fobski - your gift is being posted this week

15th December 2010, 19:47	#412
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	another day down and this little girl cries ever more so. i'm definitely opening it the moment i see it. sorry, won't lie. JOKES, BROOOOOO.

15th December 2010, 19:56	#414
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	dang. the drawbacks of being a compulsive liar!

15th December 2010, 20:01	#415
cEvin Love In Vein	warrick your gift was sent today

15th December 2010, 21:37	#417
Pitmonster	Santa has been!!!!! it must be a small lambo, but am sure its one none the less. now to review our secret hidden burlar cam we have and figure out who santa really is..... heh neighbour even said they have a rego of a vehicle .......

15th December 2010, 22:07	#418
cEvin Love In Vein	CCS, I just got a preview of your gift. You're one lucky fella.

15th December 2010, 23:06	#420
crocos	The rumors suggest it's got a thick layer of dick cheese, for that authenticity factor. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

15th December 2010, 23:42	#421
xpandnz	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlJuTRoZre4#t=6s __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

16th December 2010, 01:25	#424
xpandnz	still nothing __________________ asghasdhoaidhoqhdoqjwod;asdadas

16th December 2010, 09:37	#426
cEvin Love In Vein	Rince your SS has a backup gift on the way MadMax & xpandnz - following up on yours

16th December 2010, 10:15	#427
cEvin Love In Vein	MadMax - your santa is slack and is hoping to post something by the end of the week. If they're late they will be named/shamed/permanenelty banned from the site etc.

16th December 2010, 10:27	#428
Stalk3r	i was sitting there staring at mine yesterday, i reallllly wanna open it, tis driving me nuts, its moderately heavy for the size of the box and moves side to side inside, so unless someones bested/1 upped me and gone the whole hog and sent me a cast model of their cock i really am intrigued as to what it could be

16th December 2010, 10:29	#429
cEvin Love In Vein	IceFox gift is posting today

16th December 2010, 10:35	#430
mpx .	Mine is the size of a CD, so I think it's a CD. If it's another Britney Spears CD I'm not gonna be happy - I've already got one of those! Justin Beiber though... ohhh, can I open it nooowwwwww?

16th December 2010, 10:42	#432
aR Que	Pepsi likes to talk about the cock. Must be a hungry girl

16th December 2010, 11:06	#433
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	she's pretty grotty, for sure.

16th December 2010, 11:19	#435
cEvin Love In Vein	xpandnz your gift was sent yesterday

16th December 2010, 12:40	#438
chiQ Frag-muff	Pepsi, you filthy troll.

16th December 2010, 12:45	#439
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	got mine, a5 bubble pack thing. very stiff object inside, doesn't feel like a book, could be a 2 cds side by side(new kids on the block & backstreet boys would be fucking choice!), not sure. i want to open it!!!!!!!!!