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Old 23rd June 2003, 21:55     #81
Cookie
 
Wacked

Quote:
Originally posted by Reformed_Quint
I've never actually used lube, just preformed ALOT of foreplay before sex, that way its lubed up and ur ready to go+ its more fun!

But other than that with a comdom, u wouldn't really notice the differance tho would u?
Well cuase i don't think the foresskin goes back and forwards when u got the ole' sack on.
I was talking about natural lubrication. You'd know that if you'd ever had sex.

Lubrication (natural or otherwise) is very important for the wimmins.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 22:01     #82
icey
 
hoe hoe hoe, merry...
oh nevermind
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 22:03     #83
Reformed_Quint
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Cookie
I was talking about natural lubrication. You'd know that if you'd ever had sex.

Lubrication (natural or otherwise) is very important for the wimmins.
yup i'm a virgin, due to my bogus mathematic equation! here let me explain!

If person A, is not a virgin and sleeps with person B, who is, the person A takes person Bs virginity, showen below:
A(non-virgin) + B(virgin) = A(virgin) + B(non-virgin)
It then goes back and forwards untill one parcipiant is removed. There is no 'loss' of virginity mainly a transferal.

Much like a chemical equilibrium in a closed system.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 22:11     #84
seen-my-keys?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Cookie
I was talking about natural lubrication. You'd know that if you'd ever had sex.

Dont you think that is quite an assumptive statement?

Do you know for a fact that every girl gets similarly lubey?

Is the idea that Quint is with a girl with slightly different bits to you that far fetched?

Or, it could be you having a dig at quint, hence the smiley face.
I find the wink to be rather ambiguous however.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 22:21     #85
Cookie
 
It was a joke.

And ask any girl that has had sex, lack of wetness hurts.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 22:32     #86
=AutoPilot=
 
Quote:
Originally posted by DRa1N
how the fuck do you get rid of hair permanantly of your cock?
Dip it in acid
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 22:33     #87
seen-my-keys?
 
Quote:
Originally posted by =AutoPilot=
Dip it in acid

And then alcohol
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 22:35     #88
=AutoPilot=
 
Quote:
Originally posted by seen-my-keys?
And then alcohol
and rub salt in just to make sure
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 22:36     #89
Logik
Mate, feed, kill, repeat
 
do your woman a favour: always use lube. even if she's naturally wet. you can never have too much lube!
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 22:38     #90
Wuffle
 
o_O

..trust me u can have too much lube...
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 22:39     #91
SepulchraL
 
errr, every time i piss urine gets absorbed into my bandage, it's fuckin disgusting, and i'm sure it isn't good for the wound.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 22:43     #92
DRa1N
 
the mushies will start growing inside the bandage soon
then it will get infected and your cock will die muahahaha
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 22:46     #93
Logik
Mate, feed, kill, repeat
 
then you can sell the mushies to cath
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 22:48     #94
Y0keL
 
ahhh, nothing like sympathy and support when your doodle's had a close encounter with a scalpel, eh!?
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 22:50     #95
SepulchraL
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Y0keL
ahhh, nothing like sympathy and support when your doodle's had a close encounter with a scalpel, eh!?
i'll say
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 23:13     #96
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Y0keL
CCS, if i didnt find the humour in it myself i wouldnt share the story with anyone, most people, myself included find it hilarious, makes a good horror story when on the booze
It's the inclusion of the janitor that gives the story it's sparkle
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 23:20     #97
xor
 
Sad

my friend tried to circumcise me once... by using his teeth

silly rat bag was sucking too hard...

Ended up being infected :/
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 23:24     #98
Y0keL
 
well, he wasnt exactly a janitor, i think he was an orderly (or he might have been the tea-trolley guy....was wearing a janitor-type outfit), whoever he was, it's always nice having an audience, who the hell needs dignity anyway.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 23:26     #99
[Malks] Pixie
 
No offense to anyone but this thread just makes me laugh more everytime I read it... :-)

Pixie
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 23:38     #100
Y0keL
 
none taken if you cant laugh at yourself..... something, something,i cant remember the rest, but im sure it is reeeeeally deep and existentialistic.
 
Old 24th June 2003, 01:57     #101
DeepThroat
 
Quote:
Originally posted by DRa1N
how the fuck do you get rid of hair permanantly of your cock?


Take yer pick
 
Old 24th June 2003, 07:44     #102
SepulchraL
 
mmm, last night was interesting.

i must have got woken up by my boner about 4-5 times, none of the occasions actually hurt (even with a full force erection), it was just the pressure of the bandage waking me up. a little bit of blood, but not much.

so far so good, i'm feeling great today, it hardly hurts at all (considering)
 
Old 24th June 2003, 07:56     #103
Jin
 
o_O

wack it against a door, that'll get it a hurt'n.

lol sep, come idle in #nztf :>>>
 
Old 24th June 2003, 07:59     #104
SepulchraL
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Jin
lol sep, come idle in #nztf :>>>
i am
 
Old 24th June 2003, 08:05     #105
StN
I have detailed files
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Cookie
leaves this big ridge under the head
Whatever happened to ribbed for her pleasure?
 
Old 24th June 2003, 09:01     #106
Painty
 
Twitch

this thread is like a car accident... you shouldn't look but there is that part of you that just can't resist the carnage...
 
Old 24th June 2003, 09:12     #107
Perfk
snakes & ladders
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Painty
that part of you that just can't resist the Carnage...
That's worrying.
 
Old 24th June 2003, 09:16     #108
Reaps
 
Ar, comical goodness, much ta's, woke up kind of pissed off, feel much better now.
 
Old 24th June 2003, 09:24     #109
Painty
 
Cheesy grin

^^ Oi!

No paraphrasing!!! (I was very careful to watch my capitalisation )
 
Old 24th June 2003, 10:41     #110
StN
I have detailed files
 
Cheesy grin

Just say "No", Sep
 
Old 24th June 2003, 10:56     #111
Juju
get to da choppa
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SepulchraL
errr, every time i piss urine gets absorbed into my bandage, it's fuckin disgusting, and i'm sure it isn't good for the wound.
Shouldn't matter. Your own urine is sterile to you.
 
Old 24th June 2003, 10:59     #112
SepulchraL
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Juju
Shouldn't matter. Your own urine is sterile to you.
really? sweet
 
Old 24th June 2003, 11:30     #113
Simon
SHG
 
Actually, all normal urine is sterile when it leaves the body, being composed almost entirely of water with a bit of urea and a few trace minerals thrown in. The urea content actually makes fresh urine an moderate antiseptic.
 
Old 24th June 2003, 11:32     #114
SepulchraL
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Simon
The urea content actually makes fresh urine an moderate antiseptic.
that makes me feel much better

cheers.
 
Old 24th June 2003, 11:44     #115
catalystnz
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Cookie
It was a joke.

And ask any girl that has had sex, lack of wetness hurts.
I can back that up, Cookie! And agree too about preference (mine, that is. Not speaking for everyone) for uncut peni/penises.

And also, Simon was right about the urine cos I saw a shorty on urine on What Now two years ago, and they said what he said. And What Now wouldn't lie to me... would they?
 
Old 24th June 2003, 11:45     #116
Uncle Gus
 
Question

What Now? So that's the source of all Simon's wisdom...
 
Old 24th June 2003, 13:08     #117
Cinclant
 
Supposedly you can drink your own urine up to 6 or 7 times before it becomes toxic.

Just ask Hyper.
 
Old 24th June 2003, 13:41     #118
Spink
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Cinclant
Supposedly you can drink your own urine up to 6 or 7 times before it becomes toxic.

Just ask Hyper.
What do you mean by toxic? I mean, Alcohol is toxic isn't it?
 
Old 24th June 2003, 13:53     #119
Fred
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Spink
What do you mean by toxic? I mean, Alcohol is toxic isn't it?
Urea, when ingested in sufficient quantity, can cause kidney failure. At which point seriously bad things happen without treatment and you die.

Filter Urine to remove the Urea and salt - all is well. A condensation trap would do the trick nicely, if you were stuck in the bush with no readily available supply of water that is.
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Old 24th June 2003, 14:22     #120
Rabble
 
Sad

Or if you have to drink tapwater in Auckland...
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Its the karmic equivalent of being rubbed from head to toe with metal shavings
and then dropped into a hot tub filled with salt water.
 
 


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