Is Obama the Antichrist?

[Ab]

The latest fringe tabloid to ask this question is some obscure nutcase publication you've never heard of called "Newsweek".

http://www.newsweek.com/id/169192

[Torka]

Oh man, it was funny when it was just a bunch of wackos on the internet, but fucking Newsweek? They should be embarrassed.

[A Corpse]

Reminds me of that National Geographic cover with "Was Darwin Wrong?" on it. First page of the article says "NO. The evidence for evolution is overwhelming".

[Kryten]

That's ok, a light up cross from The American Family Association will protect you:

[Baal]

I'm going to have to go with yes.

[CCS]

It's not a cross, it's a lower case T. A T for Tolerance.

[Ab]

Maybe that's where Mr. T lives?

[JP]

Well, no one can prove he's not the anti christ. That's enough for me to believe he is.

[Whiplash]

Wait, I thought Obama was just like Hitler.




... I'm confused :/

[caffiend]

In the event that RaptureReady crashes during the apocalypse...

Yep; the first thing I'll be doing while engulfed in hell-fire and being consumed by locusts is logging on to a religious website to find out what to do.

[Foggerty]

I so disappointed no one has cracked that server yet and sent out the emails

[TnT]

How come you guys didn't see this before, see if you rearrange take Barrack Hussein Obamas full name, and swap the 1st and 5th letters, (1+5 = 6), then the 3rd and 12th letters, (3 + 2 + 1 = 6) and finally the 4th and 11th letters, (4+1+1=6), then if you replace some letters, with some other letters while listening to the White Album backwards you can hear Paul screaming in a fire, "The Black President is SATAN"

WE'RE DOOMED DOOMED I TELLS YA

[Heyzoos]

Phew! The Hoff can stop worrying.

[Lightspeed]

I thought it was an article about conservative whackjobs, not about the plausibility of Obama being the anti-christ.

[ZoSo]

Also back to: Is Barack Obama black?
Via Harvard University
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/...08/7735503.stm

[Rince]

his job is to track current events and link them to biblical prophecy

I want that job - look fucking awesome on my CV: "Apocalypse Spotter"

[xor]

Many evangelists believe that the 'beast' from revelations is America.

[Hurtuso]

Originally Posted by TnT

How come you guys didn't see this before, see if you rearrange take Barrack Hussein Obamas full name, and swap the 1st and 5th letters, (1+5 = 6), then the 3rd and 12th letters, (3 + 2 + 1 = 6) and finally the 4th and 11th letters, (4+1+1=6), then if you replace some letters, with some other letters while listening to the White Album backwards you can hear Paul screaming in a fire, "The Black President is SATAN"

WE'RE DOOMED DOOMED I TELLS YA

good work TnT, the truth will come out brother!!
playing beyonce backwards gives 'try voting balack obama'
the signs are everywhere

[Ab]

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

I thought it was an article about conservative whackjobs, not about the plausibility of Obama being the anti-christ.

"The people who believe Obama is the Antichrist are perhaps jumping to conclusions, but they're not nuts"

Those are the words of the article. The words of the author. The words of the publication.

[caffiend]

Are you saying that they definitely would be clinically insane if tested?

[Cyberbob]

Originally Posted by Whiplash

Wait, I thought Obama was just like Hitler.
... I'm confused :/

They both have white mothers. what more proof do you need!

[Fx.]

i am the antichrist

[Evoke]

there is a christian fiction book about the rapture, called Left Behind, where a very charismatic man wins everyone over and gets elected to be the head of the world or something.. and it turns out he's the antichrist.. so maybe these people read the book?

[CCS]

Ha! I remember those, back when I was a student a few years ago, one of the guys had been converted by the bible-banger students and they loaned him those books to read. He was thoroughly engrossed. I liked the guy too much to take the piss.

[SpaceCowboy]

i have a book given to me by my dad, trying to disprove evolution and science, and at the same time prove creationism. truely lol, you would all love it.

[crocos]

Originally Posted by CCS

I liked the guy too much to take the piss.

UNPOSSIBLE!!!

[doppelgänger of someone]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2008...microsoft-zune

"He walked majestically across the gym floor in his track pants and sweat shirt," Neal Santos's article explains. "He hopped on the machine next to me and broke a mean sweat while reading a copy of USA Today and listening to his Zune."

USA Today!? A Zune!? Surely it should be the Guardian and a shiny steel-and-glass iPod Touch!?

[Ab]

At the end of Barack Obama’s press conference following the Group of 20 summit on Thursday, a large crowd of journalists did something journalists never do: they gave a politician a standing ovation (this reporter stayed neutral). In a week that began with a flurry of meetings between the US president and his counterparts from China, Russia, India, Saudi Arabia, Britain and others, and ends with this Saturday’s Nato summit, the media’s uncharacteristic behaviour might easily be forgotten.

Yet it will linger precisely because it matched the response – to all appearances sincere, over and above the supplication shown towards any occupant of the White House – by the leaders of the countries from which the journalists had travelled. The same cerebral and low-key approach used by Mr Obama in dealings with fellow leaders came out in often lengthy, but nuanced, answers to questions. “He actually answered the questions he was asked,” says one startled Asian reporter.

http://www.ft.com/cms/s/0/52ad11a0-2...nclick_check=1

IT'S THE END TIMES

[Hurtuso]

it's that devil's teleprompter of his which enable his black tricks you see. S'all in the good book!

[Delancey]

I got called the Antichrist once on the primitive forums at MIT, I was bemused.
I enjoyed arguing about religion /shrug.

[Hory]

The flicker stream of some of the '9/12 project' protests is comedy gold.

[Kryten]

Orly Taitz gets smacked down, hard, by Judge Clay Land on the "birth certificate" case and is then stupid enough to come back for more. His response contains an even bigger smack down, including "you have 14 days to convince me not to fine you $10,000 for wasting my time".

http://www.talkingpointsmemo.com/doc...10k.php?page=1

Can we have judges in NZ who open with quotes by Yogi Berra? Please?

Edit - apparently she's planning on coming back for more.

Double Edit - Land is a Bush appointee and a Republican.

[Whiplash]

She was on the Colbert Report a few months back - batshit crazy.

[Spoon1]

I just love that her name is Orly.

"Obama isn't american!"

"ORLY?"

[Whiplash]

Fox News producer caught encouraging rabid crowd of stupid rednecks...

http://scienceblogs.com/primatediari...utm_medium=rss

DERP!

[fixed_truth]

It's ridiculous that Fox can get away with shit like this.

[Whiplash]

Also:
"How the ACORN 'pimp and hooker' videos came to be"

http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn...092304007.html


See, the thing is with conspiracy theories is that they tend to get revealed eventually. Not that the tinfoil-hat people out there realize this :/