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20th July 2010, 11:58 | #121 |
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2 jobs in 7 years.
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20th July 2010, 12:13 | #122 |
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3 companies, 4 jobs. All have lasted about 3yrs, one was a transfer internationally so i guess counts as another job.
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20th July 2010, 13:09 | #123 |
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Man, like 5 kitchenhand jobs, 1 telemarketing, 1 sales, tried helping people with head injuries rehabilitate for a bit, did a six month stint lifting heavy things and putting them down somewhere else for Allied Work Force, been a DOC ranger twice, WINZ Case Manager, and MED phone jockey. I've occasionally freelanced on some of the worst PHP known to man, and I've been a fulltime developer for the last two years.
So... like... 14-ish? Bear in mind that I've been working (albeit with large gaps when I was younger) since I was 16 though, and most of them weren't exactly long-term positions. Real, career-esque jobs, I'm onto my 4th.
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20th July 2010, 14:51 | #124 |
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Can't believe some of you retards are listing paperboy as a job.
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20th July 2010, 15:03 | #125 |
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You accept pay in lieu of providing a service. Isn't that the very definition of employment and thus job?
What about postal workers? They ride around delivering stuff. Basically the same thing, just more hours. Or is it shift length that you think qualifies it as a job? Last edited by Reformed_Quint : 20th July 2010 at 15:05. |
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20th July 2010, 15:10 | #127 |
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Fuhrer CCS has deemed our choice of job listings unacceptable.
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20th July 2010, 15:28 | #128 |
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Uh-oh, Lolspeeds nappy needs changing!
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20th July 2010, 15:30 | #129 |
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4 real jobs in 6.5 years. A couple extra if you include contract roles
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20th July 2010, 16:42 | #130 |
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Why does Lightspeed's username have Semen & Fellatio under it? :P
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20th July 2010, 16:44 | #131 |
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Did he choose that or was it chosen for him
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20th July 2010, 16:45 | #133 |
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He chose it. Those are his two favourite pastimes.
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20th July 2010, 16:47 | #134 |
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It would look cooler if it was flashing pink than white
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20th July 2010, 16:50 | #136 |
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He chose his like I chose mine
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20th July 2010, 16:51 | #138 |
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Makes sense, you are the Ring Master after all.
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20th July 2010, 17:02 | #139 | |
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20th July 2010, 17:09 | #140 |
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What I'm saying is that you use semen as mouthwash.
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20th July 2010, 17:19 | #141 |
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Okay. Am I supposed to have a response to that? I mean, I'm not homosexual which I assume is what that implies, but there's no shame in being gay. Is there?
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20th July 2010, 17:22 | #142 |
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You don't have to do anything, lolspeed. Just open wide.
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20th July 2010, 17:27 | #143 |
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Well, I guess I can't stop you from fantasizing about me in your sexual fantasies.
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20th July 2010, 17:28 | #144 |
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I thought you believe in God Lightspeed? Read the bible? Homosex mother fuckers will not inherit the kingdom of God. That's pretty shame.
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20th July 2010, 17:34 | #145 |
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lolspeed, you seem quite defensive about your title.
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20th July 2010, 17:48 | #146 |
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Well that's just unseemly.
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20th July 2010, 18:49 | #148 | |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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20th July 2010, 18:55 | #150 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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For me, 4 jobs during the past 10 years.
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20th July 2010, 19:34 | #151 |
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One job in the last decade; still there.
I'm LAZY
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20th July 2010, 19:58 | #152 | |
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20th July 2010, 20:33 | #153 | |
Always itchy
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20th July 2010, 21:00 | #154 |
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6 jobs in 18 years, longest one was a little over 9 years
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20th July 2010, 21:18 | #155 |
I have detailed files
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3 employers in 23 years. 7,2 and 14ish respectively. Public service, private, SOE. Happy medium.
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20th July 2010, 21:19 | #156 |
Konnichiwa, bitches
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In high school, I worked at a dairy, then at McDonalds.. (but I won't add those in the final count)
Spent my first few years of full time employment working in Insurance. Moved on to credit control for another couple of years. Moved on to IT around 10 years ago. I won't be going back to full time work until the eldest kids is at school, which is another year or so away.. So, in roughly 15 years I have had 7 different job titles, but only 5 different companies. |
21st July 2010, 04:31 | #157 |
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I've been in IT 10 years now. I've worked for 3 companies, or 5 companies, depending on how you look at it, as one company was purchased by another, and in my current role I've been outsourced (groan). It was frustrating because I turned down numerous roles at telecommunications companies after arriving in London, only to end up being transferred to one 2.5 years later.
Thankfully I'm handing in my notice tomorrow, as I'm starting a new position at a financial institution in a month. |
21st July 2010, 04:54 | #158 |
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Since I turned 16 (in rough chronological order): road worker, 3 east tamaki factories, 1 bar, 1 gym, 2 restaurants, skytv, alt tv, online magazine, film company now currently at a production company.
Nothing in IT though. Odd one out? Last edited by herp : 21st July 2010 at 04:55. |
21st July 2010, 10:31 | #159 |
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Shun! Shun the individual!
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21st July 2010, 10:37 | #160 |
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Been working at my current employer for 9 years now. Yikes.
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