What oils your gears? - Page 152

p01s0n · 16th July 2010, 19:46

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Originally Posted by cEvin

Warrick · 16th July 2010, 19:50

Had my first proper homosexual experience. Been curious for a while now. Thoroughly enjoyed it.

Not sure what to do though, wee bit confused. I'm Bi?

Gears oiled regardless. Cheers NZG.

p01s0n · 16th July 2010, 19:59

Nice. Did you get the ipod classic or nano?

Warrick · 16th July 2010, 20:01

I gave, didn't receive. Although I gave him a mean bj before we moved to the former.

cEvin · 16th July 2010, 20:09

nice, nice

StN · 16th July 2010, 20:15

Wipe your nose.

xor · 16th July 2010, 20:16

How does it feel to finally come out of the closet? Friday nights at Family eh?

chiQ · 16th July 2010, 20:23

Gears well-oiled by the woman who ran her car into mine today, then when my insurer rang her to ask if she'd accept liability said 'No, I was reversing so I had right of way.' Gee-anus. Love the stupid

Warrick · 16th July 2010, 20:24

lol, "I'm going AGAINST the flow.. I'm definitely in the right!"

The only time she went against the flow was when I fucked her whilst she had her period...

.. or something ;>

So bored.

chiQ · 16th July 2010, 20:36

She decided to reverse into a carpark on the side of SH2 as a column of cars was moving past her at a steady 40 kph, bumper to bumper, through Dannevirke. Her car's nose pwned my rear passenger door and rear quarter panel. She told my insurer that I caused the accident and in turn was told she was legally in the wrong. She continued to say she had right of way because she was reversing. My insurer ended the call and told me not to worry about it. They will waive my excess and chase the other driver's insurer for the cost of repairs. My insurer was having trouble keeping her laughter back as we ended our call.

Rocket · 16th July 2010, 20:48

looks like vodafone has stopped metering tethered data on my blackberry plan, win.

blynk · 16th July 2010, 21:35

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Originally Posted by chiQ

She decided to reverse into a carpark on the side of SH2 as a column of cars was moving past her at a steady 40 kph, bumper to bumper, through Dannevirke. Her car's nose pwned my rear passenger door and rear quarter panel. She told my insurer that I caused the accident and in turn was told she was legally in the wrong. She continued to say she had right of way because she was reversing. My insurer ended the call and told me not to worry about it. They will waive my excess and chase the other driver's insurer for the cost of repairs. My insurer was having trouble keeping her laughter back as we ended our call.

to the insurance company.

Rocket · 16th July 2010, 21:57

clearly she needs to read the road rules, while reversing give way to all.

StN · 16th July 2010, 22:43

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Originally Posted by Warrick

I gave, didn't receive. Although I gave him a mean bj before we moved to the former.

See kids, this is what happens when you don't do KFC.

A Corpse · 16th July 2010, 22:45

When reversing into a park on a busy street I'm always torn between getting it done quick so I stop holding people up, or doing it slowly so nobody gets startled. Usually I indicate, stop, then sit in reverse for several seconds so people realise what I'm doing.

CCS · 17th July 2010, 04:10

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Originally Posted by MadMax

i bet the boss was trying not to smirk too

That doesn't really make sense, tbh. Maybe only makes sense to retards?

Juju · 17th July 2010, 12:39

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Originally Posted by chiQ

She decided to reverse into a carpark on the side of SH2 as a column of cars was moving past her at a steady 40 kph, bumper to bumper, through Dannevirke. Her car's nose pwned my rear passenger door and rear quarter panel. She told my insurer that I caused the accident and in turn was told she was legally in the wrong. She continued to say she had right of way because she was reversing. My insurer ended the call and told me not to worry about it. They will waive my excess and chase the other driver's insurer for the cost of repairs. My insurer was having trouble keeping her laughter back as we ended our call.

She might be getting confused over reversing out of an angled park when she couldn't see (Eg:a big van in the way). In those situations traffic needs to stop for you because there is no way for you to see what's coming (As long as you inch out slowly, obviously).

MadMax · 17th July 2010, 13:36

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Originally Posted by CCS

That doesn't really make sense, tbh. Maybe only makes sense to retards?

bosses that finally get rid of their retards will be crakin a smirk - as was yours as soon as you looked away

StN · 17th July 2010, 14:09

Hmm - RAAF Blackhawk buzzing the hood.

chiQ · 17th July 2010, 14:11

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Originally Posted by Juju

She might be getting confused over reversing out of an angled park when she couldn't see (Eg:a big van in the way). In those situations traffic needs to stop for you because there is no way for you to see what's coming (As long as you inch out slowly, obviously).

I don't know what leads her to believe what she does, but even after she admitted that the events were exactly as I described, and the chick from State told her that she had to give way to all other traffic under law, she said that I caused the accident because she was reversing. She has it firmly fixed in her head she so long as she's in reverse she can move her vehicle into the flow of traffic and everyone has to stop so she can complete her manoeuvre. I really hope her insurer can convince her that she's wrong when they hit her up about it, because otherwise she is a real road hazard.

doppelgänger of someone · 17th July 2010, 15:01

I find it hard to believe that Helious is batting for the other team (or both teams). I mean Helious, the guy who talked about "macking bitches" left right and centre? COME ON! It must be a troll.

Nich · 17th July 2010, 15:03

i believe it. He's got a big appetite.

[WanG] Wandarah · 17th July 2010, 15:15

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Originally Posted by doppelgänger of someone

I find it hard to believe that Helious is batting for the other team (or both teams). I mean Helious, the guy who talked about "macking bitches" left right and centre? COME ON! It must be a troll.

Tbh, I thought he and Xor had a thing going on for ages.

Trigger · 17th July 2010, 15:30

xor · 17th July 2010, 16:05

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Originally Posted by [WanG] Wandarah

Tbh, I thought he and Xor had a thing going on for ages.

Nah, it was Mark Farraly from 3 Arthur st, Rotorua that had a thing for me. I've always been a bit too hairy for helious.

crocos · 17th July 2010, 16:27

And even that is because you act like such a pussy with dickless little jibes like that one.

xor · 17th July 2010, 17:09

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Originally Posted by crocos

And even that is because you act like such a pussy with dickless little jibes like that one.

I don't get what you're trying to say.

chiquelet · 17th July 2010, 17:27

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Originally Posted by doppelgänger of someone

I find it hard to believe that Helious is batting for the other team (or both teams). I mean Helious, the guy who talked about "macking bitches" left right and centre? COME ON! It must be a troll.

I'm on the fence. Yeah it could be a troll, but...it's Helious. My reaction was "woah...yeah not all that surprising tbh".

CCS · 17th July 2010, 18:22

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Originally Posted by crocos

And even that is because you act like such a pussy with dickless little jibes like that one.

Are you a good mate of Mark Farraly from 3 Arthur st, Rotorua?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MadMax

bosses that finally get rid of their retards will be crakin a smirk - as was yours as soon as you looked away

Nah, still doesn't entirely make sense unless you apply some nerd imagination.

CCS · 17th July 2010, 18:27

Quote:

Originally Posted by doppelgänger of someone

I find it hard to believe that Helious is batting for the other team (or both teams). I mean Helious, the guy who talked about "macking bitches" left right and centre? COME ON! It must be a troll.

I dunno... he does have a taste for arse...

fixed_truth · 17th July 2010, 18:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by doppelgänger of someone

I find it hard to believe that Helious is batting for the other team (or both teams). I mean Helious, the guy who talked about "macking bitches" left right and centre? COME ON! It must be a troll.

Well gay is the new black, so it's only logical.

DrTiTus · 17th July 2010, 20:19

I finally finished my x0xb0x! *yawn*

I really need to eat.

Pepsi · 17th July 2010, 20:40

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Originally Posted by CCS

I dunno... he does have a taste for arse...

That would be my logic too..

Plus, everything makes him horny, so it makes sense he wouldn't be too fussed on whose orifice..

fidgit · 18th July 2010, 00:07

The only thing that would have made it seem unbelievable to me, would have been if he was the catcher, not the pitcher.

No way could I buy Warrick as a bottom.

Warrick · 18th July 2010, 00:33

you people are gross!

MadMax · 18th July 2010, 00:38

what happens if youre backing out of a carpark, then see a car coming so stop and let them pass... then while you're still stationary an old lady comes past and hits you.

old lady starts admitting fault and aplogises till people run over to you, tell you that you're in the wrong, call cops, cops turn up and ask for your plate before even looking at your car (if the stupd bitch even bothered to look ...) so you read it out ... U R ... next thing the cop goes nuts cause she thinks youre being a smartass till she physically checks your plate and it starts with U R

... is what happens

Warrick · 18th July 2010, 00:44

you lost me on the first line. improbably situation. usually i'd say impossible, but i'm in an improbably mood. only a useless cunt would have something like that happen to them.

MadMax · 18th July 2010, 00:45

wasnt me. was a work mate

never seen an old lady navigate a carpark? try your local new world. laughs a minute. if you've seen that, you'd believe it

Warrick · 18th July 2010, 00:49

I study my surrounding, real time, some people seem to pause and 'lock-up'/become retarded when they see something on the road. If I see an old person, I allow for 5 times the usual time it takes me to make any decision, cos they're OLD.

fidgit · 18th July 2010, 01:38

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Originally Posted by MadMax

what happens if youre backing out of a carpark, then see a car coming so stop and let them pass... then while you're still stationary an old lady comes past and hits you.

old lady starts admitting fault and aplogises till people run over to you, tell you that you're in the wrong, call cops, cops turn up and ask for your plate before even looking at your car (if the stupd bitch even bothered to look ...) so you read it out ... U R ... next thing the cop goes nuts cause she thinks youre being a smartass till she physically checks your plate and it starts with U R

... is what happens

Wouldn't "you" be in the right because you were stationary?

edit
not that that's always going to work, being stationary on a motorway would be your fault obviously. But if it's a carpark where people *are* stationary, all the time...

16th July 2010, 20:36	#6050
chiQ Frag-muff	She decided to reverse into a carpark on the side of SH2 as a column of cars was moving past her at a steady 40 kph, bumper to bumper, through Dannevirke. Her car's nose pwned my rear passenger door and rear quarter panel. She told my insurer that I caused the accident and in turn was told she was legally in the wrong. She continued to say she had right of way because she was reversing. My insurer ended the call and told me not to worry about it. They will waive my excess and chase the other driver's insurer for the cost of repairs. My insurer was having trouble keeping her laughter back as we ended our call. Last edited by chiQ : 16th July 2010 at 20:38.

16th July 2010, 22:45	#6055
A Corpse talkative lurker	When reversing into a park on a busy street I'm always torn between getting it done quick so I stop holding people up, or doing it slowly so nobody gets startled. Usually I indicate, stop, then sit in reverse for several seconds so people realise what I'm doing. __________________ Broke my addiction! Bye bye Eve, hello Minecraft. Wait... >_<

17th July 2010, 15:30	#6064
Trigger Laserman	__________________ Are you slow? The alleged lie that you might have heard, me saying, allagedly moments ago... That's a parasite that lives in my neck.

17th July 2010, 20:19	#6072
DrTiTus HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE	I finally finished my x0xb0x! yawn I really need to eat. __________________ Finger rolling rhythm, ride the horse one hand...

18th July 2010, 00:07	#6074
fidgit Always itchy	The only thing that would have made it seem unbelievable to me, would have been if he was the catcher, not the pitcher. No way could I buy Warrick as a bottom. __________________ 4 7 2 3 9 8 5...1 4 2 9 7 8...14 16 22...36°

16th July 2010, 19:50	#6042
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	Had my first proper homosexual experience. Been curious for a while now. Thoroughly enjoyed it. Not sure what to do though, wee bit confused. I'm Bi? Gears oiled regardless. Cheers NZG.

16th July 2010, 19:59	#6043
p01s0n	Nice. Did you get the ipod classic or nano? __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

16th July 2010, 20:01	#6044
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	I gave, didn't receive. Although I gave him a mean bj before we moved to the former.

16th July 2010, 20:09	#6045
cEvin Love In Vein	nice, nice

16th July 2010, 20:15	#6046
StN I have detailed files	Wipe your nose.

16th July 2010, 20:16	#6047
xor	How does it feel to finally come out of the closet? Friday nights at Family eh?

16th July 2010, 20:23	#6048
chiQ Frag-muff	Gears well-oiled by the woman who ran her car into mine today, then when my insurer rang her to ask if she'd accept liability said 'No, I was reversing so I had right of way.' Gee-anus. Love the stupid

16th July 2010, 20:24	#6049
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	lol, "I'm going AGAINST the flow.. I'm definitely in the right!" The only time she went against the flow was when I fucked her whilst she had her period... .. or something ;> So bored.

16th July 2010, 20:48	#6051
Rocket	looks like vodafone has stopped metering tethered data on my blackberry plan, win. __________________ Later Boltz!

16th July 2010, 21:57	#6053
Rocket	clearly she needs to read the road rules, while reversing give way to all. __________________ Later Boltz!

17th July 2010, 14:09	#6059
StN I have detailed files	Hmm - RAAF Blackhawk buzzing the hood.

17th July 2010, 15:01	#6061
doppelgänger of someone	I find it hard to believe that Helious is batting for the other team (or both teams). I mean Helious, the guy who talked about "macking bitches" left right and centre? COME ON! It must be a troll.

17th July 2010, 15:03	#6062
Nich	i believe it. He's got a big appetite.

17th July 2010, 16:27	#6066
crocos	And even that is because you act like such a pussy with dickless little jibes like that one. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

18th July 2010, 00:33	#6075
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	you people are gross!

18th July 2010, 00:38	#6076
MadMax Stuff	what happens if youre backing out of a carpark, then see a car coming so stop and let them pass... then while you're still stationary an old lady comes past and hits you. old lady starts admitting fault and aplogises till people run over to you, tell you that you're in the wrong, call cops, cops turn up and ask for your plate before even looking at your car (if the stupd bitch even bothered to look ...) so you read it out ... U R ... next thing the cop goes nuts cause she thinks youre being a smartass till she physically checks your plate and it starts with U R ... is what happens __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity. Last edited by MadMax : 18th July 2010 at 00:43.

18th July 2010, 00:44	#6077
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	you lost me on the first line. improbably situation. usually i'd say impossible, but i'm in an improbably mood. only a useless cunt would have something like that happen to them.

18th July 2010, 00:45	#6078
MadMax Stuff	wasnt me. was a work mate never seen an old lady navigate a carpark? try your local new world. laughs a minute. if you've seen that, you'd believe it __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity. Last edited by MadMax : 18th July 2010 at 00:47.

18th July 2010, 00:49	#6079
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	I study my surrounding, real time, some people seem to pause and 'lock-up'/become retarded when they see something on the road. If I see an old person, I allow for 5 times the usual time it takes me to make any decision, cos they're OLD.