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20th September 2014, 21:04 | #1 |
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Results thread 2014
Looking good for #teamkey atm.
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20th September 2014, 21:06 | #2 |
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We should have made up an election results nzg response bingo, I'm pretty sure Ab's OP would have been on it!
I'm excited to see who loses their shit first.
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20th September 2014, 21:10 | #3 |
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If Cons get over 5% I will totally lose my shit.
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20th September 2014, 21:38 | #4 |
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On current numbers (Nat + anyone) wins; labour loses 8 list mps.
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20th September 2014, 21:40 | #5 |
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Too early to call at this stage, but Nats DO look on track for a simple majority, no need for a coalition partner (although they'd be fools to turn away the Maori party or take Winston instead if it's avoidable).
Interesting how all the rural areas (exception: Napier, West Coast) have gone National, while most of the city centres are Labour.
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20th September 2014, 21:52 | #8 |
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Both TVNZ and NZH predicting a Nat absolute majority.
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20th September 2014, 21:56 | #9 |
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#3moreyears trending through the roof
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20th September 2014, 21:57 | #10 | |
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20th September 2014, 22:05 | #11 |
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20th September 2014, 22:06 | #12 |
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Kelvin Davis winning.
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20th September 2014, 22:08 | #13 | |
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20th September 2014, 22:13 | #14 |
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Judith Collins still winning in Papakura o_O
Since she resigned is that a protest vote against Jerome Mika (whoever that is?) or ... what?
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20th September 2014, 22:20 | #15 |
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She's popular in her home electorate. Not rocket surgery.
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20th September 2014, 22:27 | #16 |
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Internet-Mana must be sweating. Hone behind by ~200 votes at 60% of the count.
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20th September 2014, 22:28 | #17 | |
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20th September 2014, 22:32 | #18 |
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TV one coverage with willie Jackson firing up on the Maori vs Maori hate
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20th September 2014, 22:36 | #19 |
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Davis's lead now 400+ in TTT
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20th September 2014, 22:55 | #20 |
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Now 600+. Hone's gone. Mana's gone. Internet Party's gone.
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20th September 2014, 23:02 | #21 |
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Labour's lowest share of the vote since 1925. National possibly able to govern alone. Insane numbers.
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20th September 2014, 23:05 | #22 |
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Some fucking terrible strategic voting from Green voters, Dunne would be gone if they'd voted for the Labour candidate.
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20th September 2014, 23:13 | #24 | |
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20th September 2014, 23:18 | #25 |
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So after Hager's book and the Dotcom dramas: Labour vote down. Green vote down. InternetMana destroyed. National vote up.
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20th September 2014, 23:20 | #26 | |
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20th September 2014, 23:23 | #27 |
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while i didnt vote national im still pretty happy that winston got dicked.
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20th September 2014, 23:41 | #29 |
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Dotcom looks like he's about to cry during Harre's speech
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20th September 2014, 23:43 | #30 |
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Obviously pretty disappointed being a Green supporter but I'm always going to have false expectations living in Wellies (30% party vote Green). However, stoked that conservates & internet mana didn't get in, act only have one seat and Winston doesn't get to be king maker.I'd much rather National get the far right vote.
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21st September 2014, 00:00 | #31 |
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did cunlifee not get the memo? youre out bud.
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21st September 2014, 00:14 | #32 |
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Did my civic duty today as a scrutineer. The other parties didn't even bother to have anyone turn up where I was.
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21st September 2014, 00:18 | #33 | |
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21st September 2014, 00:31 | #34 |
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Well done National.
Looks like, except a couple of new faces, Labour is going to drag same old leaders into the parliament and the young list MPs are going to miss out - the ones that they need. Bit dicked about the fact that ACT wasn't wiped out completely and NZF still has many seats but happy that Colin Craig and Hone.com aren't going to be there.
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21st September 2014, 01:41 | #35 |
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The left just got buttfucked. After all the dramas of the past month what happened was National increased its share of the vote. Labour lost votes, Greens lost votes, Mana got kicked from Parliament, Internet Party was stillborn... and National has achieved an absolute majority in an MMP election. That's not supposed to be possible.
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21st September 2014, 02:18 | #36 |
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I couldn't bring myself to vote for National after all the crap involving Judith Collins (she's close to the only human being on earth that I'd wish terminal cancer on) and Cam Slater (closer second re: wishing terminal cancer upon someone) but the results are just amazing.
Conservatives got close but fucking bounced? FUCK YEAH. Labour's vote down? More of that shit, baby. Green vote down? YES! Kim.Dot.Crim Mana gone? Fucking orgasmic shit. Winston First having to sit around being ineffective opposition? Priceless. Now if Judith Collins never comes near the cabinet again, I will be very happy. |
21st September 2014, 08:11 | #37 | |
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21st September 2014, 09:00 | #38 |
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Nicky Hager might as well start writing his next book - Dirty Politics: The Left - and see if it ends up lifting Labour's vote.
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21st September 2014, 09:04 | #39 |
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A few opinion points:
- National up exactly 0.75% but an extra 2 seats from that. GG to them. - Labour winning 6 out of 7 Maori seats further shows that Maori are not happy with the MP supporting National. - If the Internet Party hadn't came about then things would have been a lot tighter ie it's pretty hard for Labour to get back voters from National with KDC on the scene. - Keep Cunliffe (for now) he had a relatively good campaign and his popularity is slowly rising as people get to know him - Hopefully National having an absolute majority means that they won't be able to pass redic policy in the name of ACT ie 3 strikes - 3 more fucken years?!!? lol
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21st September 2014, 09:06 | #40 | |
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But it was just an opinion piece. Still, where would you want Winnie? Outside pissing in, or inside pissing out? The while election has defied commentators. Politics, eh? Gotta love it!
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