What oils your gears? - Page 9

ChaosWulf · 20th November 2008, 16:21

Oils my gears finally working out how to curl my hair with my GHD

Sp0nge · 20th November 2008, 16:29

pics or it didnt happen

chiQ · 20th November 2008, 16:31

What's a GHD?

ChaosWulf · 20th November 2008, 16:35

chiQ - GHD = the hair straightener of the gods

And Sp0nge - hell no, I also just realised that with curly hair I look remarkably like my mother. No pics, what I need is gin, stat

crocos · 20th November 2008, 16:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by ChaosWulf

hell no, I also just realised that with curly hair I look remarkably like my mother. No pics, what I need is gin, like my mother.

eff tee · 20th November 2008, 17:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiQ

What's a GHD?

Wut?? <kicks chiQ outta the Girls Club>

Mickey · 20th November 2008, 17:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiQ

What's a GHD?

The only appliance in this house that I know how to use.

Trigger · 20th November 2008, 17:17

a girl that doesn't know what a GHD is?

oh my god

DrTiTus · 20th November 2008, 17:23

Last time I saw a pic of chiq she didn't have much hair for GHDs

(plural because they are like scissors)

doppelgänger of someone · 20th November 2008, 17:23

I don't know what's a GHD until I googled. My god that small piece of equipment for ~$300? And people complain about the price of consoles?

CCS · 20th November 2008, 17:28

Growth Hormone Deficiency?

ew

ChaosWulf · 20th November 2008, 17:29

Consoles provide many hours of fun. However, they don't perform miracles. GHDs do, mate

CCS · 20th November 2008, 17:33

Oh... Girls Hard Dildo?

ChaosWulf · 20th November 2008, 17:36

Guaranteed Huge Defecations , perhaps? Fibre at its finest.

CCS · 20th November 2008, 17:38

That's a girls best friend? Eww. Just... eww.

doppelgänger of someone · 20th November 2008, 17:40

Now if I gift someone a GHD how will that be interpreted?

1. Hey look what I got you, good hair day every day!
2. Your hair looks awful right now, here is a miracle worker!

ChaosWulf · 20th November 2008, 17:47

Well, if she's a reasonable person she will see it as being a thoughtful gift and be most appreciative. If she's a perma-premenstrual cow, she'll take it the wrong way and that's your cue to leave her and count your blessings you only had to spend $300 to work it out.

PS - I was given my GHD as a gift. I'm now married to the guy, so he's probably regretting it

Gentl e · 20th November 2008, 17:51

I'll give you my 'hair straightner' for free, comes in an easy dispenser, it's quite large though and you need to give it a few tugs to work.

darkness · 20th November 2008, 17:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Gentl e

I'll give you my 'hair straightner' for free, comes in an easy dispenser, it's quite large though and you need to give it a few tugs to work.

actual lol.

chiQ · 20th November 2008, 18:10

I formally relinquish my girl-card.

Trouble is I don't 'do hair'. It just sticks out of my head the way god (my pillow) intends it should.

What with buying games, books, geek shit, and rabbit food I can't afford to anyway. In the past 20 years I've been to the hair-dresser three times.

For the record, I am counting Carl shaving it all off in April.

girlieFAIL

chiQ · 20th November 2008, 18:16

Oh, and this post in the GMG thread OMG:

Quote:

Originally Posted by eff tee

GMG: thinking I have a perfect excuse not to do something, then having someone eliminate that excuse, now having to think up another one.....

I laffed and laffed and laffed.

Did I mention that I'm on drugs?

CCS · 20th November 2008, 18:23

Wotta lesbian.

mmm... lesbians...

flic · 20th November 2008, 18:36

Pineapple Lumps

BloodDonor · 20th November 2008, 18:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by flic

Frozen Pineapple Lumps

fixed

eff tee · 20th November 2008, 18:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiQ

Oh, and this post in the GMG thread OMG:

I laffed and laffed and laffed.

Did I mention that I'm on drugs?

You've lost me lol. I found a new excuse btw

And it was even TRUE!

chiQ · 20th November 2008, 19:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by eff tee

You've lost me lol. I found a new excuse btw

And it was even TRUE!

Did that OYG?

I just started a games...page*, but I'm on drugs, so I may well repent and delete it later. I have no excuse, because the cocktail I'm on shouldn't impair my judgement that much.

* I really hate the term 'blog'

crocos · 20th November 2008, 21:08

WOMG (albeit in a minor way): Wandered into the tea-room @ work just now, one of the co-workers has brought in a mug "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but by some strange coincidence everyone is!"

WGMG: Still @ work with ~3+ hours to go of stuff I NEED to get done.

Lightspeed · 20th November 2008, 21:40

Baroque. Can't get enough.

com · 20th November 2008, 21:45

What a fuck.

p01s0n · 21st November 2008, 09:15

A few of us at work have 360s and forza 2 that we play, we decided on monday to hold a race last night.

D Class cars, 3 laps of Tsukuba track, collisions turned off. Those are the only rules. It meant you can race any car as long as its D class.

After a week of smack talking on e-mail, and being elusive and coy in the office about it..taking the win last night oils my gears.

Gentl e · 21st November 2008, 09:44

WOMG - finding out in another thread that the new P F Hamilton book is out. Thank you NZG.

Rince · 21st November 2008, 12:38

WOMG - getting another VM into production by stealth

(a few months' time, luddite manager will say
'why is this server a VM?'
"It's been like that for ages - back in 2008 the physical server died and saved our bacon by virtualising it while we could"
"oh"

(actually that's not fair - our management has a pretty good appreciation of what virtualisation can/cant do - but I feel good for getting another server P2V'd)

Pimp-X · 21st November 2008, 13:08

STEAK

crocos · 21st November 2008, 13:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pimp-X

TASTELESS STEAK

I remember the complaint of no chymicalez

Pimp-X · 21st November 2008, 13:13

No, that one GMG.

Good steak = OMG.

HardCorePawn · 21st November 2008, 15:35

Tempting fate here, but we'll have another go...

Quote:

Severe blue sky days... No Clouds = Night Cross Country flying.

Can't wait for the sun to go down tonight! Auckland City is going to look awesome tonight coming back from Whangarei at 6500'

MadMax · 21st November 2008, 22:03

being in the middle of a group of unplugged musicians and suddenly you find one of the singers sounding so good you have to double check you're not listening to something studio tuned & pre-recorded.

HardCorePawn · 22nd November 2008, 10:51

All the aviation related stars (weather, aircraft and 'leave pass') coming into alignment resulting in a most enjoyable night flight to Whangarei and back...

Also, I finally managed to overfly my house, which resides within Auckland's Control Zone

Air Traffic Controllers tend to be very agreeable when they have nothing to do coz all the 'big boys' have packed up for the day...

crocos · 22nd November 2008, 13:46

POIDH

What time was that?

smudge · 23rd November 2008, 20:32

The sound of summer rain falling on the city street outside my window.

20th November 2008, 16:31	#323
chiQ Frag-muff	What's a GHD? __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

20th November 2008, 17:17	#328
Trigger Laserman	a girl that doesn't know what a GHD is? oh my god __________________ Are you slow? The alleged lie that you might have heard, me saying, allagedly moments ago... That's a parasite that lives in my neck.

20th November 2008, 17:23	#329
DrTiTus HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE	Last time I saw a pic of chiq she didn't have much hair for GHDs (plural because they are like scissors) __________________ Finger rolling rhythm, ride the horse one hand...

20th November 2008, 17:28	#331
CCS Stunt Pants	Growth Hormone Deficiency? ew __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

20th November 2008, 17:33	#333
CCS Stunt Pants	Oh... Girls Hard Dildo? __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

20th November 2008, 16:21	#321
ChaosWulf Don't worry, be harpy	Oils my gears finally working out how to curl my hair with my GHD

20th November 2008, 16:29	#322
Sp0nge	pics or it didnt happen __________________ '[]' []-[] [] []\[] []<

20th November 2008, 16:35	#324
ChaosWulf Don't worry, be harpy	chiQ - GHD = the hair straightener of the gods And Sp0nge - hell no, I also just realised that with curly hair I look remarkably like my mother. No pics, what I need is gin, stat

20th November 2008, 17:23	#330
doppelgänger of someone	I don't know what's a GHD until I googled. My god that small piece of equipment for ~$300? And people complain about the price of consoles?

20th November 2008, 17:29	#332
ChaosWulf Don't worry, be harpy	Consoles provide many hours of fun. However, they don't perform miracles. GHDs do, mate

20th November 2008, 17:36	#334
ChaosWulf Don't worry, be harpy	Guaranteed Huge Defecations , perhaps? Fibre at its finest.

20th November 2008, 17:38	#335
CCS Stunt Pants	That's a girls best friend? Eww. Just... eww. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

20th November 2008, 17:40	#336
doppelgänger of someone	Now if I gift someone a GHD how will that be interpreted? 1. Hey look what I got you, good hair day every day! 2. Your hair looks awful right now, here is a miracle worker!

20th November 2008, 17:47	#337
ChaosWulf Don't worry, be harpy	Well, if she's a reasonable person she will see it as being a thoughtful gift and be most appreciative. If she's a perma-premenstrual cow, she'll take it the wrong way and that's your cue to leave her and count your blessings you only had to spend $300 to work it out. PS - I was given my GHD as a gift. I'm now married to the guy, so he's probably regretting it

20th November 2008, 17:51	#338
Gentl e	I'll give you my 'hair straightner' for free, comes in an easy dispenser, it's quite large though and you need to give it a few tugs to work.

20th November 2008, 18:10	#340
chiQ Frag-muff	I formally relinquish my girl-card. Trouble is I don't 'do hair'. It just sticks out of my head the way god (my pillow) intends it should. What with buying games, books, geek shit, and rabbit food I can't afford to anyway. In the past 20 years I've been to the hair-dresser three times. For the record, I am counting Carl shaving it all off in April. girlieFAIL __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness. Last edited by chiQ : 20th November 2008 at 18:12.

20th November 2008, 18:23	#342
CCS Stunt Pants	Wotta lesbian. mmm... lesbians... __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

20th November 2008, 18:36	#343
flic Dee Hast Mish	Pineapple Lumps __________________ In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes

20th November 2008, 21:08	#347
crocos	WOMG (albeit in a minor way): Wandered into the tea-room @ work just now, one of the co-workers has brought in a mug "You don't have to be crazy to work here, but by some strange coincidence everyone is!" WGMG: Still @ work with ~3+ hours to go of stuff I NEED to get done. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

20th November 2008, 21:40	#348
Lightspeed	Baroque. Can't get enough. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

20th November 2008, 21:45	#349
com porntube.	What a fuck.

21st November 2008, 09:15	#350
p01s0n	A few of us at work have 360s and forza 2 that we play, we decided on monday to hold a race last night. D Class cars, 3 laps of Tsukuba track, collisions turned off. Those are the only rules. It meant you can race any car as long as its D class. After a week of smack talking on e-mail, and being elusive and coy in the office about it..taking the win last night oils my gears. __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

21st November 2008, 09:44	#351
Gentl e	WOMG - finding out in another thread that the new P F Hamilton book is out. Thank you NZG.

21st November 2008, 12:38	#352
Rince SLUTS!!!!!!!	WOMG - getting another VM into production by stealth (a few months' time, luddite manager will say 'why is this server a VM?' "It's been like that for ages - back in 2008 the physical server died and saved our bacon by virtualising it while we could" "oh" (actually that's not fair - our management has a pretty good appreciation of what virtualisation can/cant do - but I feel good for getting another server P2V'd) __________________ Slow internet is worse than no internet. It's like putting your penis in once and then being required to make out for 2 hours --Matt "The Oatmeal" Inman Last edited by Rince : 21st November 2008 at 12:40.

21st November 2008, 13:08	#353
Pimp-X Drunken Annoying Superhero Bastard	STEAK __________________ If there is one movement I could get behind in this world, it would be the discrimination and abuse of fucking idiots.

21st November 2008, 13:13	#355
Pimp-X Drunken Annoying Superhero Bastard	No, that one GMG. Good steak = OMG. __________________ If there is one movement I could get behind in this world, it would be the discrimination and abuse of fucking idiots.

21st November 2008, 22:03	#357
MadMax Stuff	being in the middle of a group of unplugged musicians and suddenly you find one of the singers sounding so good you have to double check you're not listening to something studio tuned & pre-recorded. __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

22nd November 2008, 10:51	#358
HardCorePawn	All the aviation related stars (weather, aircraft and 'leave pass') coming into alignment resulting in a most enjoyable night flight to Whangarei and back... Also, I finally managed to overfly my house, which resides within Auckland's Control Zone Air Traffic Controllers tend to be very agreeable when they have nothing to do coz all the 'big boys' have packed up for the day...

22nd November 2008, 13:46	#359
crocos	POIDH What time was that? __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

23rd November 2008, 20:32	#360
smudge Ich Bin Ein Grey Lynner	The sound of summer rain falling on the city street outside my window.