Random Thoughts II - Page 596

xor · 23rd July 2010, 16:59

Quote:

Originally Posted by Word

all is well until you find your 45 year old wife getting banged by the 19 year old homestay.

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10660590

holy loly, what did he expect the cops to do?

Bandalador · 23rd July 2010, 17:11

That'll teach him for marrying a total ho bag.

xor · 23rd July 2010, 17:11

South Americans. Nuff said

CCS · 23rd July 2010, 17:31

lol, his wife is rooting around on him because he's a thicko.

Quote:

The man said he had faced issues in the past, where international students he hosted sneaked friends into the house late at night for sex.

"We really need to know what we can do in such situations, and I've suggested they add it to their pastoral care code. Is this something international students should be allowed to get away with?"

"Waah, I need someone to tell me what to do about people having sex in my house!"
You man up and lay down some rules. If they keep doing it, tell the homestay organisation that you're booting the student out and they'll have to find another place. What you don't do is wring your hands until one of them fucks your wife.

None of this would have happened if he insisted on hosting only timid, homely female asian homestay students instead of randy latin men at their sexual peak who are probably better looking (and a better root) than he is.

DERP!

Bandalador · 23rd July 2010, 17:37

His wife:

Juju · 23rd July 2010, 17:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by [Malks] Pixie

Eh? What you talking about?

Pixie

Sorry, I misinterpreted your post as saying you still drive with an expired licence/wifey drives with no licence.

Pimp-X · 25th July 2010, 09:50

To fire up the boat and do some fishing in this fine, calm weather... or..

What's a bloke to do?

chiQ · 25th July 2010, 10:56

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pimp-X

To fire up the boat and do some fishing in this fine, calm weather... or..

What's a bloke to do?

Duh! Fish.

MadMax · 25th July 2010, 12:15

An advertising campaign featuring a banana ... opening his coat, or skin, exposing a protruding banana as a female strawberry and pear run away screaming ... is starting to get penetration ...

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10661055

StN · 25th July 2010, 12:43

Heh - from the end of the Whittakers article about the skinny dipping:

Quote:

Meanwhile, an ad for Frank Allen Tyres with a woman's voice saying "I've no idea what tyres are" has also sparked a complaint for degrading women.

xor · 25th July 2010, 18:33

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10661138

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pimp-x

Reprazent

StN · 25th July 2010, 21:21

Quote:

Dies iræ! dies illa
(Day of wrath and terror looming)
Solvet sæclum in favilla
(heaven and earth to ash consuming)
Teste David cum Sibylla!
(David’s word and Sibyl’s truth foredooming)

I don't care, as soon as you have mindwormed the Lynx ad to say "Anti-penis" that's all you hear...

crocos · 25th July 2010, 21:30

I am now very glad I have NFI which ad you're talking about.

StN · 25th July 2010, 21:48

^^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQrTN1urcZI

crocos · 25th July 2010, 21:54

Yeah, nah. Not falling for THAT trap.

MadMax · 25th July 2010, 22:34

so, i left a pen in my work shirt pocket
it went in the wash with 3 other work shirts

pen was destroyed

wife's shirt ... trashed

work shirts? spotless

crocos · 25th July 2010, 22:45

I take it your wife doesn't like you very much just now?

lektronimo · 26th July 2010, 00:08

You know what I don't miss at all? Dial-up internet.

fidgit · 26th July 2010, 00:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by lektronimo

You know what I don't miss at all? Dial-up internet.

I miss the "do de do do do de *wait for it* PSSSHHHH WEEEEE WOOOOO *connected*"

Kids these days, they don't appreciate a good modem-connecting sound.

I never had trouble with no phone lines at the other end, since Paradise was awesome. And zfree being free was neat.

David · 26th July 2010, 00:13

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJeD8ckihN8

Doesn't matter how many times I hear or view that piece, I'm always amazed that A: Someone can play it and that B: Beethoven was completely deaf at the time he composed it.

Pimp-X · 26th July 2010, 08:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by David

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJeD8ckihN8

Doesn't matter how many times I hear or view that piece, I'm always amazed that A: Someone can play it and that B: Beethoven was completely deaf at the time he composed it.

Great riffs. What a shredder!

Vrtigo · 26th July 2010, 09:55

yes, beautiful. my favourite classical piece (all three movements), other than the four seasons.

Vrtigo · 26th July 2010, 10:01

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidgit

I miss the "do de do do do de *wait for it* PSSSHHHH WEEEEE WOOOOO *connected*"

Kids these days, they don't appreciate a good modem-connecting sound.

I never had trouble with no phone lines at the other end, since Paradise was awesome. And zfree being free was neat.

i loved that sounds. dialing a modem felt like you were actually entering a futuristic world. now you just sit down and watch youtube.

CCS · 26th July 2010, 12:06

Two weeks to go. Feels like Chinese water torture. *sigh*

Reformed_Quint · 26th July 2010, 12:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidgit

I miss the "do de do do do de *wait for it* PSSSHHHH WEEEEE WOOOOO *connected*"

Kids these days, they don't appreciate a good modem-connecting sound.

Other day was sitting there, winamp stopped for half a second followed by a 'click click'.

Modem tried to dial out. What a trooper!

Azmodan · 26th July 2010, 12:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

Two weeks to go. Feels like Chinese water torture. *sigh*

I've just started my final week. Feels good man - last week sucked.

CCS · 26th July 2010, 13:04

Well I hope the final week is better. I'm sitting here watching the clock and reading Snopes for entertainment and wondering what inane shit I'll be doing this week.

Azmodan · 26th July 2010, 13:12

I played a lot of flash games.

chiQ · 26th July 2010, 13:52

I worked my arse off Monday to Thursday of my last week, getting my hand-over nailed down, and then spent Friday playing silly buggers. It was good.

?>Superman · 26th July 2010, 14:02

RIP Harvey Pekar

Warrick · 26th July 2010, 16:21

kickin' back

lektronimo · 27th July 2010, 10:35

Notice how everyone you know has got a "how I dropped my phone and it still works" story? It's always dropped from a massive height and no matter how many times you dropped yours, their phone survived a greater fall than your phone ever did.

crocos · 27th July 2010, 10:39

Well yeah, but my previous phone dropped like 30cm onto carpet and has an unusably munted screen

Bandalador · 27th July 2010, 10:40

Naked iPhone dropped about 5 feet to it's complete doom

StN · 27th July 2010, 11:06

My boy nearly pissed himself when Moss declared that the chest cellphone pocket was better than the long draw from the belt - and then he went to the dunny.

p01s0n · 27th July 2010, 11:20

moss own zone

"Jen! don't you realize? This is a chance to get an iphone without giving apple any money at all! I'm living the dream!"

StN · 27th July 2010, 11:39

Love the punch and pash before the cops got him!

StN · 27th July 2010, 11:45

lektronimo · 27th July 2010, 12:06

Quote:

Originally Posted by StN

My boy nearly pissed himself when Moss declared that the chest cellphone pocket was better than the long draw from the belt - and then he went to the dunny.

Eh, new season of IT Crowd???

Fx. · 27th July 2010, 12:08

yeah and its great

25th July 2010, 09:50	#23807
Pimp-X Drunken Annoying Superhero Bastard	To fire up the boat and do some fishing in this fine, calm weather... or.. What's a bloke to do? __________________ If there is one movement I could get behind in this world, it would be the discrimination and abuse of fucking idiots.

25th July 2010, 12:15	#23809
MadMax Stuff	An advertising campaign featuring a banana ... opening his coat, or skin, exposing a protruding banana as a female strawberry and pear run away screaming ... is starting to get penetration ... http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/ar...ectid=10661055 __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

25th July 2010, 22:34	#23816
MadMax Stuff	so, i left a pen in my work shirt pocket it went in the wash with 3 other work shirts pen was destroyed wife's shirt ... trashed work shirts? spotless __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

26th July 2010, 12:06	#23824
CCS Stunt Pants	Two weeks to go. Feels like Chinese water torture. sigh __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

26th July 2010, 13:04	#23827
CCS Stunt Pants	Well I hope the final week is better. I'm sitting here watching the clock and reading Snopes for entertainment and wondering what inane shit I'll be doing this week. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

23rd July 2010, 17:11	#23802
Bandalador	That'll teach him for marrying a total ho bag.

23rd July 2010, 17:11	#23803
xor	South Americans. Nuff said

25th July 2010, 21:30	#23813
crocos	I am now very glad I have NFI which ad you're talking about. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

25th July 2010, 21:48	#23814
StN I have detailed files	^^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sQrTN1urcZI

25th July 2010, 21:54	#23815
crocos	Yeah, nah. Not falling for THAT trap. __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

25th July 2010, 22:45	#23817
crocos	I take it your wife doesn't like you very much just now? __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

26th July 2010, 00:08	#23818
lektronimo	You know what I don't miss at all? Dial-up internet. __________________ Minimalism = White people trying to be Japanese => My Minimalist Flickr Account <=

26th July 2010, 00:13	#23820
David	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YJeD8ckihN8 Doesn't matter how many times I hear or view that piece, I'm always amazed that A: Someone can play it and that B: Beethoven was completely deaf at the time he composed it.

26th July 2010, 09:55	#23822
Vrtigo Marginal Poster	yes, beautiful. my favourite classical piece (all three movements), other than the four seasons.

26th July 2010, 13:12	#23828
Azmodan	I played a lot of flash games.

26th July 2010, 13:52	#23829
chiQ Frag-muff	I worked my arse off Monday to Thursday of my last week, getting my hand-over nailed down, and then spent Friday playing silly buggers. It was good.

26th July 2010, 16:21	#23831
Warrick Awesome Ring Master	kickin' back

27th July 2010, 10:35	#23832
lektronimo	Notice how everyone you know has got a "how I dropped my phone and it still works" story? It's always dropped from a massive height and no matter how many times you dropped yours, their phone survived a greater fall than your phone ever did. __________________ Minimalism = White people trying to be Japanese => My Minimalist Flickr Account <=

27th July 2010, 10:39	#23833
crocos	Well yeah, but my previous phone dropped like 30cm onto carpet and has an unusably munted screen __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

27th July 2010, 10:40	#23834
Bandalador	Naked iPhone dropped about 5 feet to it's complete doom

27th July 2010, 11:06	#23835
StN I have detailed files	My boy nearly pissed himself when Moss declared that the chest cellphone pocket was better than the long draw from the belt - and then he went to the dunny.

27th July 2010, 11:20	#23836
p01s0n	moss own zone "Jen! don't you realize? This is a chance to get an iphone without giving apple any money at all! I'm living the dream!" __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

27th July 2010, 11:39	#23837
StN I have detailed files	Love the punch and pash before the cops got him!

27th July 2010, 11:45	#23838
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