18 year old female drivers... - Page 7

Skipper · 19th April 2000, 20:17

Imagine the look on her face if he did! She'd be like, WHAT THE FUCK??? LOL

Boyd-Work · 20th April 2000, 01:03

Ab: That's basically what my dad said when we left

Ummm, for those that still don't get it, I drew this up quickly in Paint just now. Please excuse it, it's not to scale and it ain't pretty. It should explain ok though

Crash!

-----

PS: Screw XOOM.com and their pissant little tosviol.gif POS

[This message has been edited by Boyd-Work (edited 20 April 2000).]

Mog · 20th April 2000, 14:14

Ah now I can totally visualise the accident and it all makes sense! how on earth did she think she had a case? scary.
cheers Boyd, I only read books with pictures you see

Heresy · 22nd April 2000, 01:31

Sorry I'm a little slow to catch up on this, but I been on holiday you see

Thats some impressive art there BOYD - you want to join my 3l337 webdesign ring?

Good stuff man, layin the smack down, etc etc

Boyd-Work · 22nd April 2000, 08:03

Heresy: lol

You just count yourself lucky I didn't try and draw the Mobil logo (is it a horse or a dragon? Can't remember

) on the yellow block that's supposed to be the station

chiQ · 22nd April 2000, 09:01

BOYD I think "girls" is more appropriate really, given the company we keep here

Thanks for keeping us in the loop. Good to see you came out with the whip hand. BIG congrats.

Whiplash · 22nd April 2000, 10:59

He had me in his hand?

Well no wonder he didn't lose!

chiQ · 22nd April 2000, 12:30

Whippy: Grubby boy, go away :Þ

p-b · 22nd April 2000, 13:40

Hey Boyd, can you try and replicate the exagerrated drawings that the chick drew?

Boyd-Work · 22nd April 2000, 14:02

If I am to understand that there is more female input on this board than just your own, then I stand corrected

It's nice to know there's a feminine touch here *fart*.

OTOH, if it's some kind of seedy in-joke you have with Whippy, I don't wanna know

Thanks all the same though, really appreciate it

Boyd-Work · 22nd April 2000, 14:10

Poo-Bum: The only drawing I ever saw from her was the one she did in the hearing last week

As far as I remember, it wasn't actually that exaggerated, if it all. The main flaw IMO was that she was placing her car *way* too far to the front of the queue, to overstate my ability to see her reverse lights. That falls in line with her feeble attempt to use bogus photographs to back herself up

At any rate, I may have been able to see her reverse lights; but it's irrelevant because her reversal had not begun until well after I had entered the carriageway. In other words, I had pulled up, checked for traffic, pulled out, and then she began her little manoeuvre.

Let me put it this way: Anzac St is a wide road. She says she reversed 2-3 metres, which I'd agree with. There is no WAY she could've begun to reverse before I pulled out, and still have only travelled 2-3 metres by the time I passed by her.

I mean really, her manoeuvre was about 2 metres in length. The distance between the collision and the Mobil entrance is at LEAST 10 metres, if not more.

In other words, if she had begun to reverse before I pulled out, that would mean she had travelled 2 metres in the time that I had travelled 10. Either I was speeding *badly*, or she didn't reverse when she says she did (and hence, did not have reverse lights engaged when she says she did).

Let's just say I'm not in the business of speeding out of Mobil stations.

I hope that makes a bit of sense

Hyper-USA · 22nd April 2000, 17:38

Gesus christ boyd that chic is a friggen nutter, wasnt she watching were she was going, wasnt her dad in the car at the time of the axident didnt you say?

Hey nice drawing in paint man im very impressed heheh

chiQ · 22nd April 2000, 19:54

Nah these guys are all just girley-boys...there are of course other chicks; Fenchurch, Ponty Pon, Chaoswolf, etc. but I didn't mean them...they're women

mr selfdestruct · 23rd April 2000, 03:22

Kapai BOYD! I'm glad the system works for some people

Boofhead · 26th April 2000, 16:07

whoa BOYD, you're nearly as good as me with the ole MSPaint

Boyd-Work · 26th April 2000, 19:05

Awww man!

Everyone's mocking my Paint skills

heheh

Boyd-Work · 3rd December 2002, 21:33

Umm, saw Simon's thread about.. this thread.. and realised the ending is missing just like Xanatos said.

There WAS a court hearing, the following April, which went well. She turned up with her old man, and he looked exactly the way I had imagined him..

I don't really remember how it went exactly, but I do remember that he got in trouble for passing her notes repeatedly during the hearing heh.. pretty classic. The general gist of it was that she didn't really know what she was talking about.. I almost got the impression (from her reticence, the way she was muddling facts, etc) that she didn't wanna be there, that she was just fighting a battle by proxy on behalf of her old man

I almost felt sorry for him, he looked like the kind of guy who'd struggle to find $800 (or whatever it was, I forget), but then I remembered what a dirty cunt he'd been and the ways he'd tried to embarrass and defraud me.

Anyway.. that was it, haven't heard a peep from them ever since. Sorry for drudging up an old thread, but the ending was missing

edit Ab: After reading this post by Boyd, I realised that there was a THIRD "18 Y.O.F.D." thread, the third being the conclusion. After a bit of searching I found it and merged it with the rest of the story, so it's now the April-2000 section of this thread, and has a bit more info. Sorry Boyd, I guess I just made this post of yours redundant

AceJase · 3rd December 2002, 21:43

Such a classic tale of love, hate, drama & suspense. Good work Boyd

nostrom0 · 3rd December 2002, 21:47

HEH this was a great read :-) nice one

ilk · 3rd December 2002, 22:09

I'm such a noob. Had no idea about the origins of BOYD.

Spack · 4th December 2002, 00:39

Quote:

Originally posted by ilk
I'm such a noob. Had no idea about the origins of BOYD.

Carnage · 4th December 2002, 11:33

But what happened Boyd? What was the sentance? How much shit did they get into? I gots ta know!

Boyd-Work · 4th December 2002, 13:46

Simon: Hah, I couldn't remember if I'd done a third or not.. Ta

Carnage: They were in for about a grand or so.. during the hearing the referee asked me if I'd pursue the matter any further if she ruled in my favour.. I said no.

I could've pressed it if I'd wanted to, there was definitely scope for it, considering what had been done.. but I also didn't want to come across as vindictive and petty in a court hearing over a car smash. Hayley and her old man did that more than enough for the both of us, and it probably did them no good in the eyes of the referee who probably has to deal with 20 of those cases a week.

So yeah.. they were just in for the repair costs, and the costs of staging the hearing. Not a great deal, but it was as much symbolic as anything.. wouldn't have mattered if it was $1 or $1,000.. the look on their faces when they finally realised they had lost superceded everything else

Simon · 4th December 2002, 13:54

Well I just re-read the saga... Boyd, I'm buying you AND your Dad a beer next time I'm in your neighbourhood

Boyd-Work · 4th December 2002, 13:55

That'd be the local tavern in Orewa, but sure

Carnage · 4th December 2002, 13:58

Such a pity you didn't have a digital camera, you could have pointed it at them and said: "Smile, you're on the internet!"

[BT]MikeMan · 5th December 2002, 01:04

BOYD.

Did you ever lodge the complaint with the Obudsman?

If so what was the result?

Boyd-Work · 5th December 2002, 01:27

Nope. Like I said above, I told the court I'd drop it if it found in my favour. I'm sure I could've, and would've been able to take it an awfully long way if I'd wanted to press it.. but the way I saw it was that I could only endear myself to the referee by saying I'd let it slide.

Not sure if that makes sense.. I'm a bit zonked from the big philosophical debate on Maori rights in the other thread.. hopefully it's clear enough

TnT · 5th December 2002, 01:44

3 years on and it still cracks me up, glad you posted in this thread BOYD, I'd actually missed the court hearing saga.

Cinclant · 5th December 2002, 09:05

I'm buying Hayley a drink next time I see her!

[BT]Monza · 5th December 2002, 09:22

Quote:

Originally posted by Boyd-Work
That'd be the local tavern in Orewa, but sure

Muldoon's ok?
Best thread ever, thanks BOYD

QWERTY? · 24th February 2004, 17:23

oh

my

god

you should make a movie out of this saga

sensational!

!

PsyK · 24th February 2004, 17:51

what a pain in the ass, i feel sorry for you

Simon · 24th February 2004, 18:24

Yup, this remains pure gold. Boyd, my offer to you and your Dad stands indefinitely.

p-b · 24th February 2004, 18:33

You'll have their babies?

Undertaker · 24th February 2004, 18:38

Rated.

Jin · 24th February 2004, 18:39

qwerty sucks

rated

p01s0n · 24th February 2004, 20:15

Quote:

Originally posted by QWERTY?
oh

my

god

you should make a movie out of this saga

sensational! !

but who would play boyd?

im thinking it could be a wacky hi-jinks movie involving Pink playing the 18yrold hoe and jerry seinfield playing boyd

"ok so whats with those people who drive onto carraigeways and reverse, i mean whats with that? its crazy isnt it"

then as a cameo Kramer could pop into the court room trying to sell popcorn and hotdogs to make a quick buck

sv · 24th February 2004, 20:24

What a cool story. Boyd, you rule.

Cyberbob · 24th February 2004, 21:20

how the hell did i miss this gem back in the day!
this is priceless

22nd April 2000, 09:01	#246
chiQ Frag-muff	BOYD I think "girls" is more appropriate really, given the company we keep here Thanks for keeping us in the loop. Good to see you came out with the whip hand. BIG congrats. __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

22nd April 2000, 12:30	#248
chiQ Frag-muff	Whippy: Grubby boy, go away :Þ __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

22nd April 2000, 19:54	#253
chiQ Frag-muff	Nah these guys are all just girley-boys...there are of course other chicks; Fenchurch, Ponty Pon, Chaoswolf, etc. but I didn't mean them...they're women __________________ Gaming/phone/computing platforms are not indicative of groinal/physical/cognitive impressiveness.

23rd April 2000, 03:22	#254
mr selfdestruct The Deliverator	Kapai BOYD! I'm glad the system works for some people __________________ My real signature is not nearly as legible as this one.

19th April 2000, 20:17	#241
Skipper	Imagine the look on her face if he did! She'd be like, WHAT THE FUCK??? LOL

20th April 2000, 01:03	#242
Boyd-Work Frank's Pickle Barrel Ass	Ab: That's basically what my dad said when we left Ummm, for those that still don't get it, I drew this up quickly in Paint just now. Please excuse it, it's not to scale and it ain't pretty. It should explain ok though Crash! ----- PS: Screw XOOM.com and their pissant little tosviol.gif POS [This message has been edited by Boyd-Work (edited 20 April 2000).]

20th April 2000, 14:14	#243
Mog	Ah now I can totally visualise the accident and it all makes sense! how on earth did she think she had a case? scary. cheers Boyd, I only read books with pictures you see

22nd April 2000, 01:31	#244
Heresy yawn.	Sorry I'm a little slow to catch up on this, but I been on holiday you see Thats some impressive art there BOYD - you want to join my 3l337 webdesign ring? Good stuff man, layin the smack down, etc etc

22nd April 2000, 08:03	#245
Boyd-Work Frank's Pickle Barrel Ass	Heresy: lol You just count yourself lucky I didn't try and draw the Mobil logo (is it a horse or a dragon? Can't remember ) on the yellow block that's supposed to be the station

22nd April 2000, 10:59	#247
Whiplash Bobo Fettish	He had me in his hand? Well no wonder he didn't lose!

22nd April 2000, 13:40	#249
p-b	Hey Boyd, can you try and replicate the exagerrated drawings that the chick drew?

22nd April 2000, 14:02	#250
Boyd-Work Frank's Pickle Barrel Ass	If I am to understand that there is more female input on this board than just your own, then I stand corrected It's nice to know there's a feminine touch here fart. OTOH, if it's some kind of seedy in-joke you have with Whippy, I don't wanna know Thanks all the same though, really appreciate it

22nd April 2000, 14:10	#251
Boyd-Work Frank's Pickle Barrel Ass	Poo-Bum: The only drawing I ever saw from her was the one she did in the hearing last week As far as I remember, it wasn't actually that exaggerated, if it all. The main flaw IMO was that she was placing her car way too far to the front of the queue, to overstate my ability to see her reverse lights. That falls in line with her feeble attempt to use bogus photographs to back herself up At any rate, I may have been able to see her reverse lights; but it's irrelevant because her reversal had not begun until well after I had entered the carriageway. In other words, I had pulled up, checked for traffic, pulled out, and then she began her little manoeuvre. Let me put it this way: Anzac St is a wide road. She says she reversed 2-3 metres, which I'd agree with. There is no WAY she could've begun to reverse before I pulled out, and still have only travelled 2-3 metres by the time I passed by her. I mean really, her manoeuvre was about 2 metres in length. The distance between the collision and the Mobil entrance is at LEAST 10 metres, if not more. In other words, if she had begun to reverse before I pulled out, that would mean she had travelled 2 metres in the time that I had travelled 10. Either I was speeding badly, or she didn't reverse when she says she did (and hence, did not have reverse lights engaged when she says she did). Let's just say I'm not in the business of speeding out of Mobil stations. I hope that makes a bit of sense

22nd April 2000, 17:38	#252
Hyper-USA Locked Account	Gesus christ boyd that chic is a friggen nutter, wasnt she watching were she was going, wasnt her dad in the car at the time of the axident didnt you say? Hey nice drawing in paint man im very impressed heheh

26th April 2000, 16:07	#255
Boofhead	whoa BOYD, you're nearly as good as me with the ole MSPaint __________________ What would Brian Boitano do?

26th April 2000, 19:05	#256
Boyd-Work Frank's Pickle Barrel Ass	Awww man! Everyone's mocking my Paint skills heheh

3rd December 2002, 21:33	#257
Boyd-Work Frank's Pickle Barrel Ass	Umm, saw Simon's thread about.. this thread.. and realised the ending is missing just like Xanatos said. There WAS a court hearing, the following April, which went well. She turned up with her old man, and he looked exactly the way I had imagined him.. I don't really remember how it went exactly, but I do remember that he got in trouble for passing her notes repeatedly during the hearing heh.. pretty classic. The general gist of it was that she didn't really know what she was talking about.. I almost got the impression (from her reticence, the way she was muddling facts, etc) that she didn't wanna be there, that she was just fighting a battle by proxy on behalf of her old man I almost felt sorry for him, he looked like the kind of guy who'd struggle to find $800 (or whatever it was, I forget), but then I remembered what a dirty cunt he'd been and the ways he'd tried to embarrass and defraud me. Anyway.. that was it, haven't heard a peep from them ever since. Sorry for drudging up an old thread, but the ending was missing edit Ab: After reading this post by Boyd, I realised that there was a THIRD "18 Y.O.F.D." thread, the third being the conclusion. After a bit of searching I found it and merged it with the rest of the story, so it's now the April-2000 section of this thread, and has a bit more info. Sorry Boyd, I guess I just made this post of yours redundant

3rd December 2002, 21:43	#258
AceJase Got 1337?	Such a classic tale of love, hate, drama & suspense. Good work Boyd

3rd December 2002, 21:47	#259
nostrom0	HEH this was a great read :-) nice one

3rd December 2002, 22:09	#260
ilk	I'm such a noob. Had no idea about the origins of BOYD.

4th December 2002, 11:33	#262
Carnage	But what happened Boyd? What was the sentance? How much shit did they get into? I gots ta know!

4th December 2002, 13:46	#263
Boyd-Work Frank's Pickle Barrel Ass	Simon: Hah, I couldn't remember if I'd done a third or not.. Ta Carnage: They were in for about a grand or so.. during the hearing the referee asked me if I'd pursue the matter any further if she ruled in my favour.. I said no. I could've pressed it if I'd wanted to, there was definitely scope for it, considering what had been done.. but I also didn't want to come across as vindictive and petty in a court hearing over a car smash. Hayley and her old man did that more than enough for the both of us, and it probably did them no good in the eyes of the referee who probably has to deal with 20 of those cases a week. So yeah.. they were just in for the repair costs, and the costs of staging the hearing. Not a great deal, but it was as much symbolic as anything.. wouldn't have mattered if it was $1 or $1,000.. the look on their faces when they finally realised they had lost superceded everything else

4th December 2002, 13:54	#264
Simon SHG	Well I just re-read the saga... Boyd, I'm buying you AND your Dad a beer next time I'm in your neighbourhood

4th December 2002, 13:55	#265
Boyd-Work Frank's Pickle Barrel Ass	That'd be the local tavern in Orewa, but sure

4th December 2002, 13:58	#266
Carnage	Such a pity you didn't have a digital camera, you could have pointed it at them and said: "Smile, you're on the internet!"

5th December 2002, 01:04	#267
[BT]MikeMan	BOYD. Did you ever lodge the complaint with the Obudsman? If so what was the result?

5th December 2002, 01:27	#268
Boyd-Work Frank's Pickle Barrel Ass	Nope. Like I said above, I told the court I'd drop it if it found in my favour. I'm sure I could've, and would've been able to take it an awfully long way if I'd wanted to press it.. but the way I saw it was that I could only endear myself to the referee by saying I'd let it slide. Not sure if that makes sense.. I'm a bit zonked from the big philosophical debate on Maori rights in the other thread.. hopefully it's clear enough

5th December 2002, 01:44	#269
TnT	3 years on and it still cracks me up, glad you posted in this thread BOYD, I'd actually missed the court hearing saga.

5th December 2002, 09:05	#270
Cinclant	I'm buying Hayley a drink next time I see her!

24th February 2004, 17:23	#272
QWERTY?	oh my god you should make a movie out of this saga sensational! !

24th February 2004, 17:51	#273
PsyK	what a pain in the ass, i feel sorry for you

24th February 2004, 18:24	#274
Simon SHG	Yup, this remains pure gold. Boyd, my offer to you and your Dad stands indefinitely.

24th February 2004, 18:33	#275
p-b	You'll have their babies?

24th February 2004, 20:24	#279
sv simulationszeitalter	What a cool story. Boyd, you rule.