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Old 6th May 2004, 19:50     #81
Rabble
 
Quote:
Originally posted by seen-my-keys?
Rabble is a girl? I never knew.

*makes note to disregard rabbles opinion in the future*

Now my feelings are hurt
Keys will treat me like dirt
All because I am female
now my opinion is stale
and from this thread I should bail
 
Old 6th May 2004, 20:07     #82
flic
Dee Hast Mish
 
i wouldn't get all that upset
turning down girls, he will always regret
for the day he gets lucky
is the day, so does plucky
from asking a/s/l over the internet
 
Old 6th May 2004, 20:13     #83
sv
simulationszeitalter
 
Every guy here spades on the chicks,
With a tap of keys and two clicks
of their mouse, they all wish
they could land some sweet dish,
But in real life they likely have dicks!
 
Old 6th May 2004, 21:38     #84
Damoinion
 
Rabble scored herself an own goal,
Let Keys know of her front hole.
So her opinion he dumps,
Because of her bumps
And returns to raising his own pole.
 
Old 6th May 2004, 22:17     #85
Dornak
 
Theres a guy called CCS
Who should post little less
He caused a furor
About your and you're
And now we live with the mess
 
Old 6th May 2004, 22:25     #86
Dornak
 
We once had a thread about cEvin
And if it should be pronounced 'seven'
There was a big commotion
With lots of postin'
but its still to be decided by heaven
 
Old 6th May 2004, 22:33     #87
Dornak
 
A dopey chick and Boyd had a crash
After which she acted a bit rash
But Boyd kept his cool
And made her look like a fool
When of her court case she made a right hash

Boyd kept us nicely updated
So the thread got well rated
As we read the saga
While drinking our lager
And our thirst for self-ownage was sated
 
Old 6th May 2004, 22:40     #88
Damoinion
 
There are many forms of lamers,
IMHO the worst of these are flamers.
mr selfdestruct is well named,
CCS should be ashamed,
Of posting in threads with quake gamers.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 00:13     #89
[BT]Monza
 
This thread is comedy gold plus

Pluck was a young man we all picked on
Who wished he had never be born
He wouldn't have been
If his father had seen
The end of the rubber was torn
 
Old 7th May 2004, 00:27     #90
stain0r
 
Thumbs up

RATED


You guys (n girls) are Brilliant!
 
Old 7th May 2004, 02:04     #91
Boofhead
 
heh

The board's vB software's quite dated,
an upgrade was hotly debated,
but then along came Bogan,
so now there's a slogan,
for every thread - and it's RATED
 
Old 7th May 2004, 08:47     #92
TnT
 
Yes Rince for your tale we thank
Although your tactics were really quite rank
But and the end of the day
At least the Orphans can say
My cellphone bill didn't empty my bank.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 09:29     #93
seen-my-keys?
 
Cunning linguist

Quote:
Originally posted by Rabble
Now my feelings are hurt
Keys will treat me like dirt
All because I am female
now my opinion is stale
and from this thread I should bail

Rabble seemed to be quite a nice dude.
Till I see its a she, how rude!
I feel betrayed,
by the games that shes played,
But I still ask, pics, in the nude?




now everything I do seems to be spading,
my hopes of a good convo are fading.
I cant seem to say
what I feel, today
without "get a room!" yells invading.


 
Old 7th May 2004, 09:39     #94
Whiplash
Bobo Fettish
 
TnT and Rince's heads butt,
Both fling insults that cut,
Regardless of this,
We'll all take the piss,
Because they're both ginganuts!
 
Old 7th May 2004, 09:49     #95
pk3
 
why am i still on this fourm
reading this shit is boring
so many pointless treads
half of you posting from bed
triki on your knees its time for head.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 09:51     #96
TnT
 
Red headed brothers unite
It seems Whiplash, well he wants a fight
We'll send over CCS' bane.
Yes that means Akane.
He'll get you when you sleep in the night
 
Old 7th May 2004, 09:55     #97
BadNova
 
I see that this thread is still going
The number of posts just keeps growing
It's rated five stars
which is quite bizarre
For a thread with no nipples showing
 
Old 7th May 2004, 10:04     #98
Rince
SLUTS!!!!!!!
 
Whippy crys "yuor a homo"
Apparently, an insult to the average Joe
Duckie, for one, took it to heart
And then decided to depart
And ever since, NZGames has been only so-so
 
Old 7th May 2004, 10:43     #99
::Shocker
 
Quote:
Originally posted by pk3
why am i still on this fourm
reading this shit is boring
so many pointless treads
half of you posting from bed
triki on your knees its time for head.
Worst limerick ever?
 
Old 7th May 2004, 11:07     #100
seen-my-keys?
 
so maybe I dont need to mention,
That i tease all the girls for attention.
I have trouble gettin' laid,
with out girls bein' paid,
So I troll on the net for affection.













 
Old 7th May 2004, 11:16     #101
BadNova
 
Quote:
Originally posted by ::Shocker
Worst limerick ever?
While shocker's point was correct
he was showing complete disrespect
for the nature of rhyme
in order to save time,
he posted a single-line reject
 
Old 7th May 2004, 11:25     #102
TnT
 
What he should've done if he wanted to be clever
Instead of just typing whatever.
Was stick to the norm
of the 5 lined poem form
But yes that was the worst limerick ever

Last edited by TnT : 7th May 2004 at 11:26.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 11:52     #103
uTired2
wOOp wOOp!
 
I used to come here all the time
But now I have to work for a dime
Real life gets in the way
I'd like to sit here and spade
But alas it's the end of the line

Last edited by uTired2 : 7th May 2004 at 11:53.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 11:53     #104
cEvin
Love In Vein
 
there once was a forum oscars thread
run by a jew with a beard
the voting was close
and the decisions were most-
ly rigged to the teeth so it's said
 
Old 7th May 2004, 12:07     #105
Cyberbob
 
muh

I was once a nasty o-bot
More than a roach I was not.
Along came TC
Resurrected I see,
But i'm still a camping crack shot.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 12:16     #106
cEvin
Love In Vein
 
many bad jokes from pesants
pics or it didn't... & pants
timeline & slackers
molemen attack us
cabal, cellphowned, my two cents.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 12:18     #107
Rince
SLUTS!!!!!!!
 
Quote:
Originally posted by cEvin
many bad jokes from pesants
pics or it didn't... & pants
timeline & slackers
molemen attack us
cabal, cellphowned, my two cents.
Thats a keeper..... noice!
 
Old 7th May 2004, 12:26     #108
Rince
SLUTS!!!!!!!
 
I read NZG from work,
My duties I do shirk.
But its so addictive
& our proxy aint restrictive.
If my boss catches me, I'll look a right burke
 
Old 7th May 2004, 12:36     #109
Cinclant
 
There was once some confusion you see
from posters circa and TNT.
"cEvin and cinc
the same person I think?"
 
Old 7th May 2004, 12:36     #110
cEvlant
 
and so that's how I came to be.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 13:07     #111
TnT
 
Jonas was having relationship issues you see
Her ex is a loonatic, please help NZG!!
He overindulges in pot
And watches porn quite a lot
Uncle Ab proclaimed 'sounds like her ex is Mr TTTT'
 
Old 7th May 2004, 14:25     #112
David Tua
 
Some people think I'm dumb
& have a brain the size of Tom Thumb.
When I'm on the Wheel
I'll exclaim with a squeal
"I'll have an O for Awesome"
 
Old 7th May 2004, 14:33     #113
flic
Dee Hast Mish
 
In May we will all get to meet
come on down, grab a chair, take a seat!
Introductions by nick
So we're easier to pick
up off the floor, the gutter or street
 
Old 7th May 2004, 15:03     #114
Ajax
Architeuthis
 
Thumbs up

Quote:
Originally posted by cEvin
many bad jokes from pesants
pics or it didn't... & pants
timeline & slackers
molemen attack us
cabal, cellphowned, my two cents.
Nice.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 15:56     #115
Simon
SHG
 
Talking The trashtalk continues...

For TnT...

The clan that you all loved to hate
With egos we'd infuriate
In two years of games
We kicked ass and took names
Bloodrain and Cap-ture Ninety-Eight!
 
Old 7th May 2004, 16:04     #116
Simon
SHG
 
Wink straight outta the Telco forum

An ode to our friend Hanni-bal
Telecom destroy-ing his morale
Can't help but publicise
DSL FUD and lies
***DISCONNECTED**** PH33R TEH CABAL!
 
Old 7th May 2004, 16:14     #117
StN
I have detailed files
 
There once was a ginga named Moo
Who wanted to stir up some poo
A sordid affair
Misquoters beware
Self ownage can happen to you
 
Old 7th May 2004, 16:15     #118
TnT
 
Cunning linguist Oh IT'S ON Simon

But before they were clan hurricane
FTSOJ was the clans former name
Facing certain defeat at our hands
They said 'Fuck this lets disband'
Another of Abs claim to fame

Last edited by TnT : 7th May 2004 at 16:16.
 
Old 7th May 2004, 16:17     #119
fobski
 
fobskii's outlook is quite grim
as no one wants to flat with him
but try as he may
no one will stay
so he is gonna move to wellington on a whim
 
Old 7th May 2004, 16:19     #120
Ajax
Architeuthis
 
Devil grin more trash talk

With skills verging on the insane
Rose the mighty clan named Hurricane
Many Orphans were beaten
And Muffins were eaten
As the H boys won Quake's first Bloodrain!
 
 


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