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17th May 2016, 19:27 | #35762 |
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Then there are all those who just end up in hospital, or those whose abusers are smart enough to stick to psychological trauma. It's a nightmare.
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17th May 2016, 19:55 | #35763 |
Stunt Pants
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Says the broken record.
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
17th May 2016, 20:12 | #35764 |
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ed:woops wrong thread
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17th May 2016, 21:43 | #35765 |
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Lightspeed
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Carpe Diem |
19th May 2016, 22:10 | #35766 |
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Orcon:
25 April Request a plan change as I've gone over cap. Agree to $85 a month for 100GB, phone line, call waiting, voicemail caller Id, free national calling all included. 29 April lose internet and phone 4 May Internet restored 6 May Phone restored 19 May still no voicemail Bill received for "Unlimited Broadband" + extra for the items I had negotiated as being included - that's not what I ordered, I ordered the $85 100GB plan. Overcharged by $40 + Call centre says I must pay or I will get disconnected but they will credit me next billing round. No response to further email communications. Have so far spent over 3 hours on the phone to their Call Centre. Anybody out there who can help? I think it's time to change. (Username jeeves)
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Carpe Diem |
20th May 2016, 23:02 | #35767 |
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Fuck you... I've been to the Moon! |
21st May 2016, 10:25 | #35768 |
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Get ticket number, post it to orcon via Twitter with your complaint
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21st May 2016, 20:32 | #35769 |
Ich Bin Ein Grey Lynner
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The problem with being techy startup oriented geek is you need to pair up with a competent/honest business/idea type. I'm batting 0% after 25 years :\
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25th May 2016, 15:42 | #35770 |
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courierpost must have their servers outside.
in the rain.
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17th June 2016, 13:47 | #35772 |
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2Degrees International Data Roaming Charges (Germany & France)
Pre-pay/Pay monthly $10 per Mb Business $2.50 per Mb Same data consumed, but costs a casual user 4X the crazy expensive business rate. Ouch.
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Spig. |
12th July 2016, 13:48 | #35773 |
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05-05-2015
Sales Exec: Hey how come our report differs to your report? Me: I'll take a look at get back to you. Me: Your report is wrong, use this one instead please. Me to Sales Analyst: Hey sales analyst guy, here's why this report is wrong can you please disable it or fix it? Sales Analyst: K! 12-07-2016 Sales Exec: Hey how come our report differs to your report? |
12th July 2016, 15:05 | #35774 |
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Oooooh yeah, been there.
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Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية |
19th July 2016, 09:52 | #35775 |
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Accountants asking us for information on customers' accounts.
No.
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19th July 2016, 18:22 | #35776 |
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Why did an american TV news article need to describe one of the shot police officers as "the same colour" as the shooter?
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19th July 2016, 18:41 | #35777 |
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Are you serious?
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
19th July 2016, 21:54 | #35778 |
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judge for yourself: https://www.tvnz.co.nz/one-news/worl...=5041268478001
i mean it's obvious they're saying he's the same colour insinuating it wasn't a racial killing but i don't really think it was necessary
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21st July 2016, 16:34 | #35779 |
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Tell vodafone multiple times that a chorus device is faulty and needs replacing: it has a chorus sticker, idl#, chorus have previously replaced said unit ...
Sends downers instead. #%*>£€++=£]>>.£'zb!
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12th September 2016, 12:52 | #35780 |
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No, please, make my password easier to crack.
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ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ |
13th September 2016, 20:53 | #35781 |
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Why is it such a mission to open one of those noodle flavoring sachets with the oil in them without getting at least some all over your fingers, knife, etc.
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13th September 2016, 21:12 | #35782 |
For the Horo
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When you hire a consultant to help with a project at work who literally wrote the book (several of them) on how to do it and management ignore all his recommendations because 'you cant trust everything consultants say' and then wonder why we are 3 months behind schedule.
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23rd September 2016, 10:42 | #35783 | |
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24th September 2016, 16:25 | #35784 |
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The cricket.Please don't get rolled over by India.Please grow some testicular
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26th September 2016, 10:48 | #35785 |
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When half a dozen cloud and hosting services on rolling monthly billing come back to me saying my credit card was declined, I wonder WTF, call the bank, and get told "Our fraud department cancelled the card last week for potentially fraudulent activity"
Nice to fucking know.
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26th September 2016, 11:29 | #35786 | |
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26th September 2016, 13:55 | #35787 |
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If the put a hold on the card, The first thing they should be doing is ringing the customer.
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26th September 2016, 14:09 | #35788 |
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
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Kiwibank cut my debit card off without notification. I assumed that they let the legitimate owner work it out and get in touch, rather than risking calling a cellphone with some random answering, reading details such as date of birth from a licence.
I still haven't re-enabled it, but thanks for the reminder.
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Finger rolling rhythm, ride the horse one hand... |
26th September 2016, 15:06 | #35789 | |
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26th September 2016, 16:24 | #35790 | |
I have detailed files
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26th September 2016, 17:35 | #35791 | |
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26th September 2016, 17:44 | #35792 |
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
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I'm not saying that's their entire logic, I'm just saying that I can see the sense of both approaches.
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Finger rolling rhythm, ride the horse one hand... |
26th September 2016, 22:39 | #35793 |
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Yet banks have been known to call people when they make purchases overseas.
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27th September 2016, 08:18 | #35794 |
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I'm not sure I see the logic in not trying to contact the customer.
Potential failed purchases and payments, additional fees charged to the customer for failed payments. Embarrassment for customer etc. |
12th October 2016, 09:18 | #35795 | |
Frag-muff
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12th October 2016, 21:14 | #35796 |
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I hate clickbait. I hate that "you won't believe" and "the moment when" crap. I loathe grief porn. So. I find it really fucking vile when the two are combined and run by the Herald as Heartbreaking moment son told Mum's dead. Hey there's a video and everything!
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
8th November 2016, 16:56 | #35797 |
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Fucken aye.
Need a better yet local news feed.
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8th November 2016, 17:26 | #35798 | |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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19th November 2016, 17:42 | #35799 |
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Ferals that break in to our local school, not once, not twice, but three times in last 3 weeks. Wankers.
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19th November 2016, 23:47 | #35800 |
I... err - F*ck It.
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Job hunting in NZ (post 8 years UK) and trying to deal with recruiters/HR in NZ:
- So you've been working with this Accenture company? Who are they again? - Ahh I see. I don't see how that's relevant. You don't have 5 years in this exact job title (generic xyz manager title), so I don't think you have the right experience for this job you understand? - Yes, so I can see you literally wrote up the global framework and policy, ran the pilots, oversaw the roll-out region by region and the associated financial business cases for this FTSE 100 company in exactly the same field, but I would much rather you had 5 years experience in this role within NZ. - Yeah, your UK experience isn't relevant to the NZ market, so you need to start a level or 2 lower, so perhaps you apply to for junior role and work your way up over the next 2 years. I work in Supply Chain Management and Operational Planning, in a field where there is severe skills shortage in NZ. I appreciate it's just HR but I don't remember HR being this painful :/ |