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12th October 2007, 12:27 | #564 | |
SLUTS!!!!!!!
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FFS THE PREVIOUS EIGHTEEN POSTERS COMMENTED THE EXACT SAME THING!!!!
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12th October 2007, 13:57 | #565 | |
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12th October 2007, 14:03 | #566 |
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Mrs StN: "Wow, you were right, the other yoghurt here was a bit bulbous in the lid, and even though it's within it's useby period, it really really stinks!"
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15th October 2007, 14:40 | #567 |
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Performance plans which take hours to actually complete - why is it that people seem to assume that the more complex the system is the better it is? I don't want to spend 3 hours dicking round filling out competencies which have no relation to what I do here (or will ever do here). Making it this convoluted and complex just puts me off being proactive and trying to do better.
Edit - and HR saying "read the documents on completing your performance plan" - I had already, if I hadn't I wouldn't have been contacting you guys for direction. Pixie
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15th October 2007, 15:13 | #568 | |
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"...competencies are about behaviours, not competence or skill. Each of the competencies has an overall definition and a series of behaviour statements." WTF?!?! So a competency is not actually a competency but a series of behaviours now? FFS. Pixie
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15th October 2007, 15:41 | #569 |
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15th October 2007, 15:46 | #570 | |
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You love it! I know you do when I tailgate anyway.... This Honnnndha driver = safe |
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15th October 2007, 15:54 | #572 | |
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How many crashes you up to now au? (prior to the Honduh of course) |
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15th October 2007, 16:03 | #573 | |
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15th October 2007, 16:10 | #574 | |
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15th October 2007, 16:48 | #576 | |
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Honestly though - I pride myself on being quite literate and relativley intelligent (at times) and the entire thing (performance plan and the guidance material) might as well have been writting in Greek for all the sense it made to me. Pixie
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15th October 2007, 20:02 | #577 |
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Drivers who don't accelerate to the speed limit when they hit the on ramp - instead opting to barely speed up at all despite holding up cars behind them and making it pretty unsafe when a handful of cars are trying to merge with traffic going 30km/h faster than them.
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15th October 2007, 20:29 | #578 | |
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15th October 2007, 20:50 | #580 |
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Baby Boomers... the generation everyone else is sitting around waiting for them to die.
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15th October 2007, 21:11 | #582 | |
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You know - give themn a reminder, then give them wot-oh
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15th October 2007, 21:33 | #583 |
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Drivers who don't indicate at a roundabout when turning left, making you think they are going to go straight.
Another pet peeve of mine, drivers turning directly into the slow lane when turning right onto a two lane road.
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15th October 2007, 22:21 | #585 | |
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The amount of near misses I've had both on two wheels and in four because of this is unbelievable, and apparently it doesn't matter what side of the tasman you're on. |
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15th October 2007, 23:09 | #586 |
get to da choppa
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The stupid bitch driving an SUV tonight with "Wags to Whiskers" pet care/grooming shit written all over the back.
Last time I looked, you're not supposed to have BUDGIES FLYING AROUND THE CAR. And also, when the traffic in front of you goes ahead, you're spose to go ahead WITH IT! NOT TEND TO THE TWO CATS IN THE BACK SEAT!! I had to blast my horn at her FOUR FUCKING TIMES, because she was too absorbed in her noah's ark than the traffic in front of her. ahhh...much better |
16th October 2007, 09:32 | #587 |
Love In Vein
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people who consistently get worked up over traffic and driving problems.
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16th October 2007, 09:40 | #588 |
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Cyclists that ride 2 abreast
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16th October 2007, 10:03 | #589 | |
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It doesn't help the fact they talk to each other - probably about how good their bulges look in spandex Fags.
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16th October 2007, 13:41 | #590 |
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People who dismiss entire music genres.
ie: "I hate country" or "I hate rap". And I know some people are just generalising; I'm talking about the muppets who are genuinely serious and refuse to listen to an album just because it's in a certain section in a music shop. Narrow-minded hillbillies.
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16th October 2007, 13:43 | #591 |
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When people wait right at the elevator door and try to get on as soon as the doors open instead of waiting to see if anyone is getting off. Freakin' narcissists.
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16th October 2007, 13:48 | #592 |
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^ Happens all too often doesn't it. Like it's some kind of race to get into the elevator first. Just take the stairs ;-)
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16th October 2007, 14:11 | #593 |
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people who push the button for level 2, then realise the lift is going up and will take longer to get back to 2, then it would for them to take the 2 flights of stairs.
So those of us coming down from higher floors end up stopping on level 2 every day, and no one is ever there. Oh and the "no drinks on the stairs' rule means that people walk around with a coffee cup in their hand so they have an excuse to take the lift one floor.
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16th October 2007, 14:25 | #594 |
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lets just simplify this a little to 'co-workers'.
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16th October 2007, 14:30 | #595 | |
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My way of combating the people who try to rush on before people can exit was to basically beat them at their own game. As my floor would come closer I'd stand so close to the door that I could spring out as soon as the doors start opening. The narcissists would nearly get run over and would have a mighty surprised look on their faces. I'd give them a foul glare. It was great. |
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16th October 2007, 14:33 | #596 |
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country music (all of it)
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16th October 2007, 15:43 | #597 |
Love In Vein
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Russians.
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16th October 2007, 17:22 | #598 |
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Reading forum posts deriding the majority of people as spoonfed, media mind-doped drones - then proceed to illustrate their point with the same trite, sensationalist, bullshit soundbites that the media would use.
AND There are racist white people, therefore all white people are racist. QED.
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16th October 2007, 17:31 | #599 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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RACIST!
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16th October 2007, 18:48 | #600 |
get to da choppa
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shutup you blardy maaaaaaree
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