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15th May 2015, 09:20 | #39762 | |
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15th May 2015, 10:26 | #39763 | |
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15th May 2015, 11:47 | #39764 |
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yeah second paragraph down "none of this shit is proven in any way" so why the fuck is it even in the paper? some nutbag goes and becomes a hermit cos radiation, so? im sure there are heaps of these nutbags all over the place. doesnt mean we should pay attention to their ramblings
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15th May 2015, 12:09 | #39765 |
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What's with Gmail exposing personal details to anyone with your email address?
It seems anyone with your email address can type it into Gmail's login page and they'll get back your name and picture. WTF?
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15th May 2015, 12:30 | #39766 | |
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15th May 2015, 15:33 | #39767 |
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Little bit of gear grind, little bit of gear oil and a little bit of referral code crap.
Tried Uber for first time last night. I'd waited 40 min for a taxi, including having chased up for "where the heck is the taxi" and it still didn't show. Decided screw that and downloaded the Uber app to try. roughly 2 min to type in my detail, then a 6-7 min wait, and I was in an Uber-X Toyota Camry in better condition than most taxi's I've been in. Trip home by taxi at the cheapest I've had was $25.something (basically $26) Trip by Uber-X cost $20, and other than entering the card as a one-off time on the app I didn't have to stuff around with payment when I arrived. Fuck Taxis. Uber FTW. ___________ So for AKL and WLG, if you want to try Uber with an up-to $25 credit on your FIRST trip, here's a referral code to use during sign-up: 7qjm2ue That'll also get me a $25 credit to my account for each person that signs up on that code, and you'll also get a referral code to pass to others. Use it or not, just there if you want it, and I've put this in RT so it'll get buried fairly quick
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15th May 2015, 17:41 | #39768 |
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A story:
Am... was a stoner. All day. every day. Decade of heavy use. Never thought much about it. ~6months ago. Decided to stop as my mental state was really becoming... erratic. No more 420. A few days after i was asked to take a drug test. Quizzed my direct manager several times about his insistence. Is this really what you want to do? The irony. Spurned the Weed-God. Refused. Handed in my resignation. Effective immediately. Career over. Went and drove tractors, toiled in the fields and watched my projects falter and fail. A lot of tears. Time passed. Ex-regional manager calls me in. Can't directly hire me due to....complications. I nearly laugh. Sub-contracted in, set up a wage and a vehicle use charge. Effectively doubled my earnings and got a free vehicle. Not even sure what i've been taught. |
15th May 2015, 17:45 | #39769 |
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I think there is a lesson in there, not for you but for your boss.
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15th May 2015, 18:00 | #39770 | |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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16th May 2015, 09:14 | #39771 |
I have detailed files
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Fifty shades of gay Penguins. Hilarious.
Awesome that no one even mentioned that they are gay, because that's not the problem, the problem is they wear leather, rubber and studs. |
16th May 2015, 10:59 | #39772 |
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I see what you did there
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17th May 2015, 22:09 | #39773 |
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ESET's time to respond to submitted viruses: MINUTES. honestly, minutes. Confirmation email was sent back to me after 5 minutes stating that the signature will be added to the next AV DB. Forty minutes later it dropped from my desktop with a detection alert. This was for a virus that according to virustotal, none of the 57 scanners knew of it.
Symantec? 6 fucking days Useless.
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18th May 2015, 14:31 | #39774 |
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The boy wasn't out of bed this morning when he got his first Dad Pop Quiz of the day. "Get out of bed it's time for breakfast and HUMPHREY DAVY IS FAMOUS FOR DISCOVERING WHAT?!"
"mumble mumble potash no I mean potassium zzzzzzz" I would also have accepted "chlorine" and "Michael Faraday". |
18th May 2015, 15:10 | #39775 |
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Family of nerds.
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18th May 2015, 15:14 | #39776 |
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Millionaire Hotseat training
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18th May 2015, 15:19 | #39777 | |
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"In 2015, what was teh name of the song sung by North West's nannys brother" Its those stupid pointless pop culture questions that stump the smart ones. |
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18th May 2015, 17:42 | #39778 | |
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
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19th May 2015, 18:54 | #39779 |
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Quite the rant:
http://mashable.com/2014/04/30/programming-sucks/
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19th May 2015, 19:06 | #39780 |
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Note: That is also why GT is wrong about programmers ever being replaced with commodity solutions. Yes certain programmers will be replaced, but only by more programmers.
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20th May 2015, 10:51 | #39781 |
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Feel conflicted about using fair trading act to try to get airnz to honor discounted excess bags they promised me in an email, when my flight said no extra bags when I booked it initially. I mean the email offering discounted excess bags seems tailored to me personally too. Just feel like a wanker barking up some poor call center kids tree.
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20th May 2015, 11:05 | #39782 | |
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20th May 2015, 11:26 | #39783 |
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Thats nothing. I have overheard my colleague ringing and complaining about several stupid things which include
1 - Why a set of traffics lights were out and it caused a back up of traffic. He basically wanted a report of what happened and who did. 2 - That its against Human Rights that a bank offers under 30's an account that has no account fees Also has complained to his mobile phone company & internet provider and others. it does give us a few laughs. |
29th May 2015, 13:43 | #39784 |
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29th May 2015, 14:03 | #39785 |
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29th May 2015, 20:54 | #39786 |
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Leather car seats - penis or genius?
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2nd June 2015, 15:44 | #39787 | |
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3rd June 2015, 18:05 | #39788 |
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In Dunedin we have decided to replace the motorway with canals.
http://tvnz.co.nz/national-news/sh1-...-video-6329950 |
5th June 2015, 13:42 | #39789 | |
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Petition to strip Caitlyn Jenner of Olympic gold medal
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Texas. Heh.
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8th June 2015, 17:33 | #39790 |
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Love how the Dire Straits: Sultans of Swing album is frequently used to demo audio gear
I blame hdcd
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10th June 2015, 19:43 | #39791 | |
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Allergic reaction to antibiotic medication kills woman
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11th June 2015, 09:43 | #39792 |
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Well that sucks.
My recent visit to the hospital, i was ask everytime they did anything if I was allergic to anything. Where she had it noted everywhere and they still missed it. |
14th June 2015, 16:21 | #39793 |
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Missed it, as in they applied something they shouldn't have? It's normal for each person that sees you to ask the same questions over n over despite having previous answers in front of them.
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17th June 2015, 14:41 | #39794 | |
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27th June 2015, 13:59 | #39795 |
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Pakistan heatwave death toll soars past 1,000
I wonder how long before we have an event that's 10s or 100s of thousands. Average temperatures might creep up, but extremes only need to peak briefly to sterilise a region.
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27th June 2015, 17:35 | #39796 |
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Pro cooking tip: roughen up and shallow-fry your roast veges before putting them into the oven.
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7th July 2015, 20:50 | #39797 |
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8th July 2015, 18:34 | #39798 |
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^ July 3rd 1:24pm
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9th July 2015, 14:14 | #39799 |
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The hate is strong and hilarious with this one.
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10th July 2015, 19:53 | #39800 |
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goddamn porirua is cold
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