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19th February 2006, 21:55 | #1 |
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NZ Census
http://www.stats.census2006.govt.nz/
Thankgodness for the Internet.. I think that I almost forgot how to use a pen!!! |
19th February 2006, 22:45 | #2 |
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The only choice is: Jedi or Pastafarian?
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20th February 2006, 00:30 | #3 | |
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20th February 2006, 00:36 | #4 |
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Whoa, 5 years has sure gone by quick!
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20th February 2006, 09:40 | #5 |
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You should take a copy of the form, and then it 5 years time, pull it out and reminise over what you did.
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Man 'freezes himself' to avoid census
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8th March 2006, 17:02 | #7 |
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I have the same attitude as him. But I do think the census is the good thing. So I don't mind filling out the form. If they didn't force you to fill it out, it would be 50/50 chance of me bothering to do it or not.
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8th March 2006, 17:19 | #8 |
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
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I haven't filled mine out.
Rasafasafuckingforms
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8th March 2006, 17:21 | #9 |
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I would have filled it in if I got one... I think our whole street didn't get them...
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8th March 2006, 17:32 | #10 |
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the chap who dropped ours off gave us the online 'password' form and said "if you all fill them in online I won't have to come back for the forms i'm going to give you in case the internet forms don't work"
I didn't fill mine out online - the other two did. he'll have to come back now. Internet explorer didn't let us access the page "Your browser is not sufficient to access this page" . Firefox worked fine.
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8th March 2006, 17:47 | #11 |
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I did mine online about 10 minutes after the lady delivered them. Easy as, over in a jiff. No more thought required.
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8th March 2006, 18:30 | #14 | |
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8th March 2006, 18:33 | #15 | |
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8th March 2006, 18:38 | #16 |
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did it online. ezpz.
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8th March 2006, 18:48 | #17 | |
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8th March 2006, 19:46 | #18 |
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I didn't have enough information for my P.I.N I.D (Envelope I.D). I guess that's what I get for living where I live and expecting the mother fucker who delivered it to put the correct information on the front - cunt.
NOW I have to use a PEN, A PEN I TELLS YA.. to fill out a FORM ? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS.. The '90s? FTR - I did call 0800-CENSUS and requested they created a P.I.N and the guys response was "It's just easier to get you to fill it out" and I'm like "Well, I think it's easier for you guys to create a P.I.N" and then within moments(not seconds) I said "FINE!!!! I'll -find- a pen and fill it in for you, THANKS ROBERT!" I'm in one of _those_ moods today~~ |
8th March 2006, 19:53 | #19 |
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You show 'em Helious- tell them you're a short female Jamacian pastafarian. Who earns 9 billion dollars a year, your father was a midget german porn actor and your mother was a Liberian goat herder.
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8th March 2006, 20:03 | #20 | |
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8th March 2006, 20:15 | #21 |
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You being the first?
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8th March 2006, 20:19 | #22 |
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I filled out my census, on time and in full. My difot is 100%
I put no stupid, crazy, or wacky entries in the religion and ethnicity boxes. My responsibility index is 100% I am cool.
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8th March 2006, 20:37 | #23 |
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Mine was 100% factual, relating to myself.
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8th March 2006, 21:00 | #24 | |
SLUTS!!!!!!!
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makes two of us (but I'll never be as cool as you though)
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8th March 2006, 22:03 | #25 | |
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8th March 2006, 22:12 | #27 | |
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As for anal probes... let's just say that the Govt. can already do what it wants by tampering with our water and that anal probes are considered a sadistic indulgence. I cannot reveal any more, but take my word for it that you should filter your water. |
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8th March 2006, 23:25 | #28 |
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hot chix picked up our forms :D!!
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8th March 2006, 23:29 | #29 | |
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i'mn drunk did i read too muchh into it? still, one hot chick = good two hot chicks = when they leave, i take my weewee out for a fwaping |
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14th June 2007, 10:35 | #30 |
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Results available
I couldn't find other mention of this - Stuff has some PDFs summarising the 2006 census results. From the "The Dominion Post" logos sitting on the bottom of the pages I'd guess that the same thing was printed in the paper at some point.
Although the files are hideously oversized due to being filled with images rather than data, and they are only 1 page each, and the second one appears to be corrupted Or you can get mostly the same information without the pictures from the Statistics NZ site. [The PDF on that page doesn't seem to have the information on religion] 20,000 'Jedi' 6800 Jews |
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14th June 2007, 10:51 | #32 |
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Latinos rule!!!
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14th June 2007, 12:23 | #33 | |
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the ethnicity question concerns peoples distant ancestry (New Zealands colonial history is not distant) having a New Zealander ethnic classification is merely a redundant way to pander those with a shortsighted sense of identity identifying your distant ancestry dosn't make you less of a New Zealander |
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14th June 2007, 12:27 | #34 |
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Guess I'm a central African then.
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14th June 2007, 12:57 | #35 |
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oh the extremes of polar opposites - i feel safe in your arms
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14th June 2007, 13:56 | #36 |
Love In Vein
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they don't list atheism
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14th June 2007, 13:59 | #37 |
Bobo Fettish
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PICK A DEITY OR GET OUT OF NEW ZEALAND AU!
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7th March 2023, 18:56 | #38 |
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The 2023 census is technically tonight. Go and do it you (NZ) fuckers.
And we are all grown up now, so stop putting Jedi as your religion. |
7th March 2023, 19:10 | #39 |
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Oh yeah.
/Homer Simpson voice
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7th March 2023, 19:11 | #40 |
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Look mate - they've just started charging for water use in ChCh unless you have a good reason to be over (or live in a flat??) you get stung with a bill.
If I want to identify as a merman to get it documented... |