What oils your gears? - Page 54

Reformed_Quint · 1st April 2009, 19:57

Quote:

Originally Posted by p01s0n

hey, i wear PH4M.

p01s0n:
- drives rx7
- has cruisy job with excellent pay, covered carpark, free home-phone and internet
- 20 acres, dual car garage, awesome house with awesome girlfriend

quint:
- kicked out of flat by batshit insane lady
- drives two rusty supras

Thank you very much.

CCS · 1st April 2009, 20:30

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Originally Posted by p01s0n

you know its the answer.

STOP TRYING TO PUSH YOUR CHEAP SHITTY SMELLIES ON ME, AVON LADY!

*slams door*

DrTiTus · 1st April 2009, 21:32

PH4M smells like waistcoat

A Corpse · 2nd April 2009, 01:15

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Originally Posted by p01s0n

Paris Hilton for men, smells like...success.

Suck-something, that's for sure.

Cyberbob · 2nd April 2009, 10:16

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Originally Posted by Evoke

there is a sales person at the Vodafone store on lambton quay (near Dymocks) and she's really good. I don't know why, but it just oils my gears to walk out of the store happy because of the sales person and not just the phone I bought.

(her name is Stephanie)

Yes, but was she hot?

xor · 2nd April 2009, 10:44

Benched 100kg this morning. There was nobody in the gym to hi^ so I just patted myself on the back

Macca@Work · 2nd April 2009, 11:46

walking down queen street and finding buskers who actually have talent
displaying thier skills.

(as opposed to mike the methhead playing 3 notes on his 4.5 string guaitar)

Delphinus · 2nd April 2009, 12:07

Quote:

Originally Posted by xor

Benched 100kg this morning. There was nobody in the gym to hi^ so I just patted myself on the back

Good stuff!

QWERTY? · 2nd April 2009, 17:25

new month, new interest rate, 3.1%

though i'll probably fix to 4-4.25% sometime soon

crocos · 2nd April 2009, 17:59

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Originally Posted by QWERTY?

new month, new interest rate, 3.1%

Mortgage? That's quite surprisingly low. Or is this an interest-earning account you're talking about?

Savage · 2nd April 2009, 21:24

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Originally Posted by Savage

Being released from working through my redundancy notice period OMG something chronic

Quote:

Originally Posted by Savage

... and then being offered a new position with new company two days later = OMG x 2

... and now discovering that ex-employer is grabbing their balls, as they discover to their horror that all our warnings and predictions of doom and misery are coming true for our old department. Final pay paid off my car, and my credit card. Best redundancy ever OMG x 3 :P

p01s0n · 2nd April 2009, 21:58

new month, new bottle of PH4M to drown myself in. make way, big shot on the rise.

combatspoon · 2nd April 2009, 23:34

Receiving a $15 parking ticket when it should have been a $12 parking ticket because they started counting the time from which I was over my allocated time from before my pay and display ticket even expired...

...then spending two minutes writing a letter to the parking people briefly explaining, with a photocopy of the pay and display ticket, and my parking ticket...

Expected: Reduction in ticket to $12
Received: "The circumstances outlined in you letter have been considered. On this occasion the ticket has been cancelled."

Justice and common sense prevails

crocos · 2nd April 2009, 23:41

Will have been canceled because the ticket was incorrect, and you didn't have a correct ticket to pay.

But a win is a win

Reformed_Quint · 2nd April 2009, 23:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by p01s0n

new month, new bottle of PH4M to drown myself in. make way, big shot on the rise.

I'd like to cut in here for a second.

homo.

that is all.

DrTiTus · 3rd April 2009, 00:25

OMG that Krishna food is back on campus at Vic~

People are loving it, and considering the state of the other food, it's no wonder. Go go generous portions of healthy eating!

CCS · 3rd April 2009, 01:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by p01s0n

new month, new bottle of PH4M to drown myself in. make way, big shot on the rise.

You know you're not supposed to drink it, right?

QWERTY? · 3rd April 2009, 02:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

Mortgage? That's quite surprisingly low. Or is this an interest-earning account you're talking about?

mortgage, sorry... non-NZ though.

smudge · 3rd April 2009, 17:25

Having a customers site going live (after fucking around forever in setup), refreshing the administration screen, and seeing the graph for $ of items sold increasing every few minutes.

p01s0n · 3rd April 2009, 17:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by CCS

You know you're not supposed to drink it, right?

You know how some people think their shit don't stink? well mine doesn't.

Cheers, PH4M.

[Malks] Pixie · 3rd April 2009, 17:53

In 8 minutes time I will be on leave and not back until the 14th of April - this oils my gears - finally some time to actually plan the rest of my (our) life and get my arse out of this craphole (work not NZG :-)

Pixie

Sgt Seb · 3rd April 2009, 17:57

I thought govt jobs were good :P

Fx. · 3rd April 2009, 18:05

not if you're one of the few carrying the other hundereds and actually doing work

Pepsi · 3rd April 2009, 22:27

Knowing absolutely nothing about code, but figuring out how to put additional links into the nav bar of my phpbb forum. The bullet points were an especially exciting part of it. Thanks Google

Reformed_Quint · 3rd April 2009, 22:38

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Originally Posted by Sgt Seb

I thought govt jobs were good :P

Was at the council today, only one other kiwi engineer there, everyone else was a brit,a safa, a german or american.

What the fuck!?!?

crocos · 4th April 2009, 00:23

It oils my gears that I'm covered in welts and bruises after tonight's effort

Savage · 4th April 2009, 00:33

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

It oils my gears that I'm covered in welts and bruises after tonight's effort

Wow, when you get into a masty, you really go full bore eh?

crocos · 4th April 2009, 00:50

No half-measures here

LordP · 4th April 2009, 17:21

Having one of those 'Eureka!' moments, that gives you the solution to a problem that's been plaguing you for months. Gears oiled.

Mickey · 4th April 2009, 21:10

Two weeks ago my girl couldn't walk due to an inflamed hip joint. Today she won two finals in rowing (team effort) and two finals in kayaking (solo) at a Sea Scout Regatta. The resilience in children is amazing.

chiQ · 4th April 2009, 21:28

Quote:

Originally Posted by p01s0n

Cheers, PH4M.

That sounds like a yummy scent. If I sniff you next time I see you don't be scared.

Hurtuso · 4th April 2009, 22:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey

Two weeks ago my girl couldn't walk due to an inflamed hip joint. Today she won two finals in rowing (team effort) and two finals in kayaking (solo) at a Sea Scout Regatta. The resilience in children is amazing.

nice one

Kryten · 5th April 2009, 15:36

Brother-in-law taking his first ever international 5-wicket haul at the ICC world cup qualifying tournament, currently underway in South Africa.

Lightspeed · 5th April 2009, 19:27

That it's dark outside.

p01s0n · 5th April 2009, 22:13

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiQ

That sounds like a yummy scent. If I sniff you next time I see you don't be scared.

See boys, just the mere mention of PH4M will pique a girls interest.

Cyberbob · 5th April 2009, 22:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

That it's dark outside.

chiQ · 6th April 2009, 13:36

Quote:

Originally Posted by p01s0n

See boys, just the mere mention of PH4M will pique a girls interest.

Well, no actually the description of the scent on Amazon.Com is what piqued my interest. Nice try though :P

Reformed_Quint · 6th April 2009, 14:13

To get some more accredidation i need to do some drafitng papers.

Get an assignment. Looks like it'd take hours manual drafting.

AutoCAD + lightbox = win. bwhahaha.

20 hrs of drafting converted to an hour.

caffiend · 6th April 2009, 14:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lightspeed

That it's dark outside.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

A Corpse · 8th April 2009, 11:57

It oils my gears that I was able to pull apart and fix our ancient lawnmower rather than yield to my lazy impulse to just boy another secondhand one.

And while I had it apart I gave it an oil change. That oiled my gears literally.

1st April 2009, 21:32	#2123
DrTiTus HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE	PH4M smells like waistcoat __________________ Finger rolling rhythm, ride the horse one hand...

3rd April 2009, 00:25	#2136
DrTiTus HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE	OMG that Krishna food is back on campus at Vic~ People are loving it, and considering the state of the other food, it's no wonder. Go go generous portions of healthy eating! __________________ Finger rolling rhythm, ride the horse one hand...

8th April 2009, 11:57	#2160
A Corpse talkative lurker	It oils my gears that I was able to pull apart and fix our ancient lawnmower rather than yield to my lazy impulse to just boy another secondhand one. And while I had it apart I gave it an oil change. That oiled my gears literally. __________________ Broke my addiction! Bye bye Eve, hello Minecraft. Wait... >_<

2nd April 2009, 10:44	#2126
xor	Benched 100kg this morning. There was nobody in the gym to hi^ so I just patted myself on the back

2nd April 2009, 11:46	#2127
Macca@Work	walking down queen street and finding buskers who actually have talent displaying thier skills. (as opposed to mike the methhead playing 3 notes on his 4.5 string guaitar)

2nd April 2009, 17:25	#2129
QWERTY?	new month, new interest rate, 3.1% though i'll probably fix to 4-4.25% sometime soon __________________ please discontinue your lies.

2nd April 2009, 21:58	#2132
p01s0n	new month, new bottle of PH4M to drown myself in. make way, big shot on the rise. __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

2nd April 2009, 23:34	#2133
combatspoon	Receiving a $15 parking ticket when it should have been a $12 parking ticket because they started counting the time from which I was over my allocated time from before my pay and display ticket even expired... ...then spending two minutes writing a letter to the parking people briefly explaining, with a photocopy of the pay and display ticket, and my parking ticket... Expected: Reduction in ticket to $12 Received: "The circumstances outlined in you letter have been considered. On this occasion the ticket has been cancelled." Justice and common sense prevails

2nd April 2009, 23:41	#2134
crocos	Will have been canceled because the ticket was incorrect, and you didn't have a correct ticket to pay. But a win is a win __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

3rd April 2009, 17:25	#2139
smudge Ich Bin Ein Grey Lynner	Having a customers site going live (after fucking around forever in setup), refreshing the administration screen, and seeing the graph for $ of items sold increasing every few minutes.

3rd April 2009, 17:53	#2141
[Malks] Pixie	In 8 minutes time I will be on leave and not back until the 14th of April - this oils my gears - finally some time to actually plan the rest of my (our) life and get my arse out of this craphole (work not NZG :-) Pixie __________________ Civilised is as civilised does and civilised people walk among us.

3rd April 2009, 17:57	#2142
Sgt Seb Up Unt At Dem!	I thought govt jobs were good :P

3rd April 2009, 18:05	#2143
Fx.	not if you're one of the few carrying the other hundereds and actually doing work

3rd April 2009, 22:27	#2144
Pepsi Konnichiwa, bitches	Knowing absolutely nothing about code, but figuring out how to put additional links into the nav bar of my phpbb forum. The bullet points were an especially exciting part of it. Thanks Google

4th April 2009, 00:23	#2146
crocos	It oils my gears that I'm covered in welts and bruises after tonight's effort __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

4th April 2009, 00:50	#2148
crocos	No half-measures here __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

4th April 2009, 17:21	#2149
LordP	Having one of those 'Eureka!' moments, that gives you the solution to a problem that's been plaguing you for months. Gears oiled. __________________ "Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up."

4th April 2009, 21:10	#2150
Mickey	Two weeks ago my girl couldn't walk due to an inflamed hip joint. Today she won two finals in rowing (team effort) and two finals in kayaking (solo) at a Sea Scout Regatta. The resilience in children is amazing. Last edited by Mickey : 4th April 2009 at 21:11.

5th April 2009, 15:36	#2153
Kryten	Brother-in-law taking his first ever international 5-wicket haul at the ICC world cup qualifying tournament, currently underway in South Africa.

5th April 2009, 19:27	#2154
Lightspeed	That it's dark outside. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

6th April 2009, 14:13	#2158
Reformed_Quint	To get some more accredidation i need to do some drafitng papers. Get an assignment. Looks like it'd take hours manual drafting. AutoCAD + lightbox = win. bwhahaha. 20 hrs of drafting converted to an hour.