Random Thoughts II - Page 392

Helious · 10th November 2009, 17:04

strangest feeling lately. i've been craving a ciggy. first time i've literally CRAVVVVVVVED since I gave up in March '08.

my favourite smoke was the smoke after my workout, i think that's where it's coming from. it's all good though, i won't cave for the crave.

Thomas Meatball · 10th November 2009, 17:06

Don't you just normally beat off if you have a craving?

Reformed_Quint · 10th November 2009, 17:09

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helious

it's all good though, i won't cave for the crave.

I havn't had a ball busting crave since i gave up 12 months ago. *crosses fingers*. Stay strong, bro.

A Corpse · 10th November 2009, 17:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

Without research, Cake - the distance?
Or swing and miss?

Edited version of P-Money - Everything (ft. Vince Harder) I think. As for why, NFI.

Helious · 10th November 2009, 17:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas Meatball

Don't you just normally beat off if you have a craving?

If i hadn't had a root in 3-4days I'll beat off before I go to sleep at night. Smoking before bed is silly as Nicotine/Smoking is a stimulant.

Hurtuso · 10th November 2009, 17:47

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Corpse

Edited version of P-Money - Everything (ft. Vince Harder) I think. As for why, NFI.

just random thoughting

Sanchez · 10th November 2009, 19:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by Helious

strangest feeling lately. i've been craving a ciggy.

I gave up just over 2 months ago after 11 years. Last few days been really hard, no idea why. Almost justifying to myself why one would be ok...

Helious · 10th November 2009, 19:04

I get what the feeling would be like after only a few months, but i'm almost at 2 yearssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss

<--- currently raging against the machine

DMZ_Chainsaw · 10th November 2009, 19:18

http://www.BeautifulPeople.com

Welcome to BeautifulPeople
"The sexiest website in the world today" – CNN

* Do looks matter to you, when it comes to selecting a partner?
* Do you want to guarantee your dates will always be beautiful?
* No more filtering through unattractive people on mainstream sites
* Meet beautiful people locally and from around the world - now
* Attend exclusive events and private parties

Quote:

The elite dating site for beautiful people only, www.BeautifulPeople.com, went live across the globe more than two weeks ago and has rejected nearly 1.8 million unattractive people from 190 countries.

Since it was launched on Oct 26, the site has only admitted 360,000 new members.

Sweden, Brazil and Norway are proving to be the most beautiful countries overall, with applicants from Germany and the UK among the least successful.

BeautifulPeople.com now has a global membership which exceeds 540,000, it said in a statement.

Wonder how they confirm those who submitted photos of themselves are the true photos?

Thomas Meatball · 10th November 2009, 19:29

What, like somebody would upload a picture of George Clooney as their own pic? C'mon.

flic · 10th November 2009, 20:28

I just ate a piece of popcorn that looked like a space invader

p01s0n · 10th November 2009, 20:39

maggi 2 minute noodles, oriental flavor
a slight dash of ground chilli powder
delicious.

MadMax · 10th November 2009, 21:36

the noodles my wife gets contain the usual msg flavouring sachet as well as a sachet with one half being a weird vegetable like paste and the other half soy sauce.

i mix the sachets together in the bottom of my intended noodle bowl of choice and microwave the noodles in boiled water for a minute. couple of spoons of the water then gets added to the flavouring to help mix it more then the mostly strained noodles get added to the flavouring.

nommofonom

?>Superman · 10th November 2009, 21:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by p01s0n

maggi 2 minute noodles, oriental flavor
a slight dash of ground chilli powder
delicious.

get those mee-goreng asian packet noodles, for they are significantly better than maggi :D

seriously so good.

MadMax · 11th November 2009, 13:57

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/...E-T-phone-Rome the pope and aliens

StN · 11th November 2009, 14:06

^^^

Quote:

Originally Posted by StN

Goodness me, when I first saw the claim on some US crank sites that disclosure would happen before Xmas, and then "late November", I wondered how it would pan out, and now even the UK bookies are shortening the odds.

http://freebetsfinder.co.uk/2009/10/...ing-confirmed/

Thomas Meatball · 11th November 2009, 14:13

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"How can we rule out that life may have developed elsewhere?" Funes said in that interview.

"Just as there is a multitude of creatures on Earth, there could be other beings, even intelligent ones, created by God. This does not contradict our faith, because we cannot put limits on God's creative freedom."

Wat? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought God said he created humans and animals and that's it - no other living being ?

Saladin · 11th November 2009, 14:31

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Originally Posted by ?>Superman

get those mee-goreng asian packet noodles, for they are significantly better than maggi

seriously so good.

Careful, you'll get hippies chaining themselves to your trolley for buying palm oil!

crocos · 11th November 2009, 14:53

Quote:

Originally Posted by Thomas Meatball

Wat? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I thought God said he created humans and animals and that's it - no other living being ?

The aliens were created after the bible. Didn't you know that?

p01s0n · 11th November 2009, 14:55

software piracy, I never thought it would directly affect me. but today i find myself corrected, as Microsoft begins targeting modified xbox 360s that can run backup games. Consoles such as those my regular live buddies make use of.

Suddenly, the once bustling game lobbies of forza 3 are now like a desolate city street at 4 in the morning. Scared at the thought of losing their gamer points, my regular forza crowd will no longer race online, and I'm left in an empty lobby alone with my collectors edition keyring and flash drive.

crocos · 11th November 2009, 14:58

<img=lollercaust.gif />

Just sayin

Reformed_Quint · 11th November 2009, 14:59

Its awesome how their 'crack down' on pirates will effect their paying customer base in such a way that it lowers their enjoyment of the game and hence they will spend less money on future titles due to a smaller gaming community and reduced multiplayer action.

Oh, its simply delicious.

Thomas Meatball · 11th November 2009, 15:21

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

The aliens were created after the bible. Didn't you know that?

But the bible knows everything!

MadMax · 11th November 2009, 18:54

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Testimony of Lee Boyd Malvo

[...]

Part of his testimony concerned John Allen Muhammad's complete multiphase plan. His plan consisted of three phases in the Washington, D.C. and Baltimore metro areas. Phase one consisted of meticulously planning, mapping, and practicing their locations around the DC area. This way after each shooting they would be able to quickly leave the area on a predetermined path, and move on to the next location. John Allen Muhammad's goal in phase one was to kill 6 white people a day for 30 days (180 per month). Malvo went on to describe how phase one did not go as planned due to heavy traffic and the lack of a clear shot and/or getaway at different locations.

Phase two was meant to be moved up to Baltimore. Malvo described how this phase was close to being implemented, but never was carried out. Phase Two was intended to begin by killing a pregnant woman by shooting her in the abdomen. The next step would have been to shoot and kill a Baltimore City police officer. Then, at the officer's funeral, they were to create several improvised explosive devices complete with shrapnel. These explosives were intended to kill a large number of police, since many police would attend another officer's funeral.

The last phase was to take place very shortly after, if not during, Phase Two. The third phase was to extort several million dollars from the United States government. This money would be used to finance a larger plan. The plan was to travel north into Canada. Along the way they would stop in YMCAs and orphanages recruiting other impressionable young boys with no parents or guidance. John Allen Muhammad thought he could act as their father figure as he did with Lee Boyd Malvo. Once he recruited a large number of young boys and made his way up to Canada, he would begin their training. Malvo described how John Allen Muhammad intended to train all these boys with weapons and stealth, as he had been taught. Finally, after their training was complete, John Allen Muhammad would send them out across the United States to carry out mass shootings in many different cities, just as he had done in Washington, D.C. and Baltimore.[18][19][20]

from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mark_Essex, reading about http://www.radionz.co.nz/news/storie...1/1245d38b2155

Ashley · 11th November 2009, 20:23

Whats NZGs thoughts on degrees obtained from Waikato. In say.....mechanical engineering? Compared to the rest of the country?

Complete shit?

MadMax · 11th November 2009, 20:45

stage one: find replacements for dodgy pharmaceuticals in naturally occuring minerals and market your product as naturally safe
stage two: ...
stage three: PROFIT!

QWERTY? · 12th November 2009, 03:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashley

Whats NZGs thoughts on degrees obtained from Waikato. In say.....mechanical engineering? Compared to the rest of the country?

Complete shit?

According to auck/cantab grads - do not do it.

Im not sure if it is accredited by the engineers assoc yet either ( think only civil, and chem/mat are, though I could be wrong )

Im not sure how they do it at waikato (this has also possibly changed at auckland) but in first year you go "general" engineering, pretty much a taste of everything, then specialize from there, so if you are totally ass at mechanics, but great at say chem/mat, then you know where you'd be better off.

buckies · 12th November 2009, 10:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashley

Whats NZGs thoughts on degrees obtained from Waikato. In say.....mechanical engineering? Compared to the rest of the country?

Complete shit?

Waikato and Hamilton suck penis. Any future employer would request an STD test along with your psych tests, with the knowledge that this is where you were educated.

buckies · 12th November 2009, 11:17

Pippa Wetzell or Alison Mau?

Both have had kids so they'd be equally ruined downstairs. Right now Pippa's still fighting off her post baby fat, but let's assume she's gotten back down to her pre baby weight for the sake of the argument.

I'd personally go Alison for the cougar wings factor, as well as a unwarranted suspicion that she'd be a much better lay than Pippa.

flic · 12th November 2009, 11:34

Alison wouldn't hesitate to tell you all the things you were doing wrong

Pippa would giggle the whole way through

Cyberbob · 12th November 2009, 11:38

I say watch the two of them go at it themselves, then pick the one that puts in the most effort.

Saladin · 12th November 2009, 11:48

Umm no he's not searching, the dog is clearly checking da emailz!

Reformed_Quint · 12th November 2009, 11:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashley

Whats NZGs thoughts on degrees obtained from Waikato. In say.....mechanical engineering? Compared to the rest of the country?

Complete shit?

I got my BSc(tech) Process engineering degree at Waikato.

Employer didn't even ask where i studied. When it comes to engineering you never stop learning / doing degrees / diplomas so where exactly you get your first degree doesn't matter, its only to get your foot in the door.

I'm currently studying for two more diplomas and considering taking on a third. Keeps you on top of the game... not to mention its paid for

!

Hurtuso · 12th November 2009, 12:02

Quote:

Originally Posted by flic

Alison wouldn't hesitate to tell you all the things you were doing wrong

Pippa would giggle the whole way through

Yeah I gotta say Alison

[ed. oops missed the title, thought it was for best presenter. Sweet as, either way I reckon aye, nah, yeah]

Thomas Meatball · 12th November 2009, 15:14

Quote:

Originally Posted by buckies

Pippa Wetzell or Alison Mau?

Both have had kids so they'd be equally ruined downstairs. Right now Pippa's still fighting off her post baby fat, but let's assume she's gotten back down to her pre baby weight for the sake of the argument.

I'd personally go Alison for the cougar wings factor, as well as a unwarranted suspicion that she'd be a much better lay than Pippa.

I dunno, man. I reckon Pippa will always have bigger titties than Alison, even at pre-preggers weight. Ali, otoh would probably take it up the duff. She's a bit thin though. Probably a better looking face than Pippa I guess. Yeah. I think Pippa could be convinced to take it up the arse as well. "Sorry but your vag is just ruined. RUINED!" In fact, I think it would be great to ruin her self worth to the point where you can do what you want and her sad puppy-dog face would look great as you splash a load over it.

Alison would never let you hurt her feelings.

Thomas Meatball · 12th November 2009, 15:15

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

I got my BSc(tech) Process engineering degree at Waikato.

Say no more.

Quote:

Employer didn't even ask where i studied.

I told you to say no more! *facepalm*

Lightspeed · 12th November 2009, 17:46

America's solution to Guantanamo: kill the detainees with McD's:
http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3055...Guantanamo-Bay

Thomas Meatball · 12th November 2009, 17:55

Pfft. I highly doubt that the prisoners are served McDonald's or that they would even eat it. It's not uncommon for US military bases to have fast food outlets on base. But hey, I guess the media wants it's lulz.

p01s0n · 12th November 2009, 20:12

it saddens me that those fast food workers probably earn a fucking shitload just because they are based in iraq

Thomas Meatball · 12th November 2009, 20:14

DANGER MONEY, BIZZATCH! Then again, they probably just hire skinnies to make the burgers... and then they probably spit in the burgers... "Ahahah, it is the bidding of Allah, infidel! You die, GI!"

Anyway, pie (if that is your real name), you could always go flip burgers in A-stan for big money. Set up a Outlaw stall in the PX.

10th November 2009, 20:28	#15651
flic Dee Hast Mish	I just ate a piece of popcorn that looked like a space invader __________________ In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes

10th November 2009, 21:36	#15653
MadMax Stuff	the noodles my wife gets contain the usual msg flavouring sachet as well as a sachet with one half being a weird vegetable like paste and the other half soy sauce. i mix the sachets together in the bottom of my intended noodle bowl of choice and microwave the noodles in boiled water for a minute. couple of spoons of the water then gets added to the flavouring to help mix it more then the mostly strained noodles get added to the flavouring. nommofonom __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

11th November 2009, 13:57	#15655
MadMax Stuff	http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/...E-T-phone-Rome the pope and aliens __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

11th November 2009, 20:45	#15666
MadMax Stuff	stage one: find replacements for dodgy pharmaceuticals in naturally occuring minerals and market your product as naturally safe stage two: ... stage three: PROFIT! __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

12th November 2009, 11:34	#15670
flic Dee Hast Mish	Alison wouldn't hesitate to tell you all the things you were doing wrong Pippa would giggle the whole way through __________________ In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes

10th November 2009, 17:04	#15641
Helious	strangest feeling lately. i've been craving a ciggy. first time i've literally CRAVVVVVVVED since I gave up in March '08. my favourite smoke was the smoke after my workout, i think that's where it's coming from. it's all good though, i won't cave for the crave.

10th November 2009, 17:06	#15642
Thomas Meatball	Don't you just normally beat off if you have a craving?

10th November 2009, 19:04	#15648
Helious	I get what the feeling would be like after only a few months, but i'm almost at 2 yearssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss <--- currently raging against the machine

10th November 2009, 19:29	#15650
Thomas Meatball	What, like somebody would upload a picture of George Clooney as their own pic? C'mon.

10th November 2009, 20:39	#15652
p01s0n	maggi 2 minute noodles, oriental flavor a slight dash of ground chilli powder delicious. __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

11th November 2009, 14:55	#15660
p01s0n	software piracy, I never thought it would directly affect me. but today i find myself corrected, as Microsoft begins targeting modified xbox 360s that can run backup games. Consoles such as those my regular live buddies make use of. Suddenly, the once bustling game lobbies of forza 3 are now like a desolate city street at 4 in the morning. Scared at the thought of losing their gamer points, my regular forza crowd will no longer race online, and I'm left in an empty lobby alone with my collectors edition keyring and flash drive. __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

11th November 2009, 14:58	#15661
crocos	<img=lollercaust.gif /> Just sayin __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

11th November 2009, 14:59	#15662
Reformed_Quint	Its awesome how their 'crack down' on pirates will effect their paying customer base in such a way that it lowers their enjoyment of the game and hence they will spend less money on future titles due to a smaller gaming community and reduced multiplayer action. Oh, its simply delicious.

11th November 2009, 20:23	#15665
Ashley Fuck up Ashley	Whats NZGs thoughts on degrees obtained from Waikato. In say.....mechanical engineering? Compared to the rest of the country? Complete shit?

12th November 2009, 11:17	#15669
buckies	Who would you rather fuck.... Pippa Wetzell or Alison Mau? Both have had kids so they'd be equally ruined downstairs. Right now Pippa's still fighting off her post baby fat, but let's assume she's gotten back down to her pre baby weight for the sake of the argument. I'd personally go Alison for the cougar wings factor, as well as a unwarranted suspicion that she'd be a much better lay than Pippa.

12th November 2009, 11:38	#15671
Cyberbob	I say watch the two of them go at it themselves, then pick the one that puts in the most effort. __________________ ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ

12th November 2009, 11:48	#15672
Saladin Nothing to See Here!	Umm no he's not searching, the dog is clearly checking da emailz!

12th November 2009, 17:46	#15677
Lightspeed	America's solution to Guantanamo: kill the detainees with McD's: http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/3055...Guantanamo-Bay __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

12th November 2009, 17:55	#15678
Thomas Meatball	Pfft. I highly doubt that the prisoners are served McDonald's or that they would even eat it. It's not uncommon for US military bases to have fast food outlets on base. But hey, I guess the media wants it's lulz.

12th November 2009, 20:12	#15679
p01s0n	it saddens me that those fast food workers probably earn a fucking shitload just because they are based in iraq __________________ \|\|hellameke.com Image host of NZG pro's\|\|Tu meke Tu much\|\|

12th November 2009, 20:14	#15680
Thomas Meatball	DANGER MONEY, BIZZATCH! Then again, they probably just hire skinnies to make the burgers... and then they probably spit in the burgers... "Ahahah, it is the bidding of Allah, infidel! You die, GI!" Anyway, pie (if that is your real name), you could always go flip burgers in A-stan for big money. Set up a Outlaw stall in the PX. Last edited by Thomas Meatball : 12th November 2009 at 20:15.