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4th September 2007, 00:24 | #522 |
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the other day while listening to an album consisting of 2 vietnamese women washing dishes in a rubbish bin in the himalayan mountains at dawn. and this guy comes into my room and hes like "wtf is this shit" and i was like... "dude. what the fuck"
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4th September 2007, 08:38 | #524 |
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the fact that if I killed the smarmy fat guy on those fucking dumb yellow pages adverts, they would put ME in jail?!?!
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4th September 2007, 11:31 | #525 | |
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The fact that the Yellowpage hands have been black ever since Yellowpages has existed, has nothing to do it. No sir. Oooooooh no way. Nudda. Nup. |
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4th September 2007, 12:33 | #526 | |
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1st October 2007, 09:02 | #527 |
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people who buy high profile cars and then whine when they get pinched. I.E WRX
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1st October 2007, 16:03 | #528 |
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living in a society where scum like that not only exist, but their actions are so common that it's to be expected.
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1st October 2007, 16:04 | #529 | |
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2nd October 2007, 08:15 | #533 |
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Volvos. I parked my car yesterday and came back to it and there was a fucking Volvo parked next to it.
The only reason anyone buys a Volvo is because a) they have no sense of style whatsoever or b) they hit other cars so frequently that they need the car equivalent of an APC. Sure enough the wanker had scraped me on the way in, luckily his piece of shit just rubbed a bit of paint off on my front bumper which came off easy. |
2nd October 2007, 08:27 | #534 | |
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I'd love a wrx, but can I afford one with my income and age with insurance? *nahpsssht* |
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3rd October 2007, 08:42 | #535 |
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When you drive halfway across town to get a new BBQ cover, stick it on the thing, and then find the next day that the dog has shredded it, because he thought you had brought him a new toy.
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3rd October 2007, 09:13 | #536 |
get to da choppa
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I think that deserves a Nelson "Ha ha".
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3rd October 2007, 09:19 | #537 |
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He was probably just getting me back for accidentally tossing his ball too close to the boundary when I had his electornic collar on last night. It does seem to be working though - if he hears the warning beeps, he reverses bloody quickly.
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4th October 2007, 15:19 | #538 |
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Car Accidents on the motorways. They cause millions of dollars in lost productivity. People who have car accidents on motorways should be fined huge amounts of money.
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4th October 2007, 15:20 | #539 |
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All that would do is put your insurance premiums up.
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4th October 2007, 15:45 | #540 |
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People who don't know how to merge properly and just push as far ahead as they can forcing everyone else to stop to let their dumbass in. That shit drives me nuts and happens basically every day on my commute into town. Fucking fuck faces.
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4th October 2007, 16:48 | #541 | |
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4th October 2007, 18:57 | #544 | |
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4th October 2007, 19:02 | #545 | |
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a hint: when the traffic starts to back up in front of you- dont just automaticly pull out to pass it. it means you've found the back of the queue.
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4th October 2007, 22:19 | #546 |
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yeah the queue of suckers.
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4th October 2007, 22:30 | #547 | |
get to da choppa
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Case in point. Southbound Fanshawe Street offramp. 2 left lanes go off to fanshawe, 2 right keep heading south. The lane thats second from the middle is ALWAYS slow because people slow down for fuckwits that forget that they are in the fanshawe lane and want to stay on the motorway, so cut in. Jump in fast lane = pass them all. |
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4th October 2007, 22:30 | #548 |
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people who use "<3" on the internet.
fuck off, it's so irritating. |
4th October 2007, 22:32 | #549 |
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I <3 irritating dead goon....
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5th October 2007, 07:09 | #550 |
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Recruiters really grind my gears
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5th October 2007, 12:56 | #551 |
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People who don't use the merging lane all the way to the end.
You are in a lane, your lane is merging with the one beside you... Don't be a dumb fuck and stop half a km back from the end of the lane and wait for someone to let you in. The way I see it, I shouldn't even need to fucking indicate it's that obvious how it works. Keep the line on your left until it's merged with the one on your right. |
5th October 2007, 13:54 | #552 |
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The Wallabies coaching staff always having a whinge about something on the eve of a big match. "Waaaah, the haka is an unfair advantage" "Waaaah the English forwards are a bunch of big meanies" "Waaaaaah McCaw doesn't get penalised enough"
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5th October 2007, 15:04 | #553 |
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People who get grumpy when I show them how to work things out for themselves.
So people send me a huge list of the chemicals which they hold on their site and want to know how much of each they can store before they need certification - so I send them back and email showing them, *in detail*, how to find it all out themselves (including links and examples, plus references to other sites which can help). They then email me back saying, "but that could take me hours!!" - yes it could, but to expect me to do it for you *FOR FREE* is a bit bloody on the nose (of course couldn't email that back to them). Just because I'm a public servant doesn't mean I'm going to do your work for you idiots. Pixie
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5th October 2007, 15:14 | #554 |
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Dilbertisation in the workplace.
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6th October 2007, 07:05 | #555 | |
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illustrates exactly why we need to stop sinking money into the roading black-hole. there will never be enough roads, 'cause we need a lane for every individual who drives..... transportation has become a huge RL e-penis expander.
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6th October 2007, 10:48 | #556 | |
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12th October 2007, 07:49 | #557 |
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That thing where you make your breakfast at work with the last of your supplies, pouring the milk over your cereal, and adding some yoghurt that is well within it's use by date, but upon licking the lid you find that "Peach Cremé" is apparantly supposed to taste like Blue cheese. And you quickly biff the lot just in case you ralph at your desk.
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12th October 2007, 08:34 | #558 |
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The fucks who insist on throwing their paper towels on the floor, NEXT to the fucking paper towel bin in the men's room. Is it seriously that fucking hard to get it into the one foot square bin that sits right underneath the bloody towel dispenser?
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12th October 2007, 09:39 | #559 |
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"crazy sock day"
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12th October 2007, 09:46 | #560 |
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People who don't read the contents of a thread and then ask questions that were answered at least 3 times.
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