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Old 29th January 2013, 11:05     #13481
Heresy
yawn.
 
A modern take on an old classic for 2013.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvqmhWn0tDM
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Old 29th January 2013, 11:28     #13482
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A modern take on an old classic for 2013.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvqmhWn0tDM
just when you thought things couldn't get any worse
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Old 29th January 2013, 12:30     #13483
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just when you thought things couldn't get any worse
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Old 29th January 2013, 12:32     #13484
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A modern take on an old classic for 2013.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvqmhWn0tDM
Surely that's a ban? You can't just post that shit without fair warning. Fair warning being this shit is in a very specific thread. That I do not enter.
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Old 29th January 2013, 12:42     #13485
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I think the technicality for a lack of description is in fitting with the context of the meme, no matter how horrendous it is.
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Old 29th January 2013, 12:42     #13486
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I'll tell you what my source isn't: videos of people pausing for dramatic effect, pausing for a slideshow to repeat bulletpoints of things that have just been said, and pausing for the audience to applaud themselves for being so clever. TED talks are like American football; if you cut out all the bits in between the actual speaking, there's like four minutes of actual information exchange. And sitting through information exchange at the speed of a normal human speaking voice is like downloading porn on a 9600 baud modem.
I enjoy TED
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Old 29th January 2013, 12:54     #13487
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I'll tell you what my source isn't: videos of people pausing for dramatic effect, pausing for a slideshow to repeat bulletpoints of things that have just been said, and pausing for the audience to applaud themselves for being so clever. TED talks are like American football; if you cut out all the bits in between the actual speaking, there's like four minutes of actual information exchange. And sitting through information exchange at the speed of a normal human speaking voice is like downloading porn on a 9600 baud modem.
Reminds me of a 20 minute video about why Windows 8 is so bad being spoken by someone who sounds like the Rex from Toy Story...
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Old 29th January 2013, 13:13     #13488
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I'll tell you what my source isn't: videos of people pausing for dramatic effect, pausing for a slideshow to repeat bulletpoints of things that have just been said, and pausing for the audience to applaud themselves for being so clever. TED talks are like American football; if you cut out all the bits in between the actual speaking, there's like four minutes of actual information exchange. And sitting through information exchange at the speed of a normal human speaking voice is like downloading porn on a 9600 baud modem.
I don't think you're wrong. It's just like any number of science shows that have been on TV all throughout my life that contained about 250-500 words of information stretched out over 40 minutes. At least with TED, the videos are usually much shorter!

The information being communicated in many TED videos is more than the verbatim I think. You get a much stronger sense of how the speaker weighs the information than you would from any written article. You also get an experience of their energy and passion for their field of expertise. Maybe that comes across to you as self-congratulatory wankery, but I can't fault being excited about your work. Seems a damn sight better than not being so.

Maybe there are people who use TED as their sole source of scientific knowledge, I mean, there are all kinds of idiots out there, right? I don't really think that devalues TED though.
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Old 29th January 2013, 13:39     #13489
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Reminds me of a 20 minute video about why Windows 8 is so bad being spoken by someone who sounds like the Rex from Toy Story...
Inconceivable!
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Old 29th January 2013, 13:46     #13490
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Some TED talks are worth watching. Most seem a bit meh.
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Old 29th January 2013, 14:05     #13491
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Old 29th January 2013, 14:17     #13492
MadMax
Stuff
 
OMG
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Old 29th January 2013, 14:41     #13493
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Video of the froth car: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zbfgK14W6eA
Video of the tank: http://gawker.com/5979516/tank-cuts-...oard-cam-video
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Old 29th January 2013, 14:46     #13494
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A mariachi ogre snorkel
 
Soon we're going to reach a tipping point where most of the world's bandwidth is taken up with videos and animated gifs of

a) cats doing dumb shit, and

b) insane Russian dashcam footage
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Old 29th January 2013, 15:02     #13495
chiQ
Frag-muff
 
Animated gifs of video are videos.
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Old 29th January 2013, 15:10     #13496
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Ain't no animated gif kill no radio star, Bugaloo.
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Old 29th January 2013, 15:16     #13497
A Corpse
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Eh, animated gifs don't have sound and give no background info. I wasn't posting them to say your post was wrong, just so people could see and hear the rest.
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Old 29th January 2013, 15:25     #13498
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Nah but she is wrong though. Ani gifs go in pics thread, videos go in this thread.
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Old 29th January 2013, 15:39     #13499
chiQ
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Rubbish. Video in gif format is still video.
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Old 29th January 2013, 15:53     #13500
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Old 29th January 2013, 16:30     #13501
CCS
Stunt Pants
 
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Rubbish. Video in gif format is still video.
Fuck off. Gif is not a video format.
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Old 29th January 2013, 16:48     #13502
chiQ
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It is now.
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Old 29th January 2013, 17:08     #13503
CCS
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NO IT ISN'T. YOU ARE WRONG. YOU SHUT YOUR FACE AND YOU GO TO HELL.
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Old 29th January 2013, 21:36     #13504
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Surely that's a ban? You can't just post that shit without fair warning. Fair warning being this shit is in a very specific thread. That I do not enter.
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Old 29th January 2013, 23:49     #13505
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And the reward for most thematic music in a Russian dash-cam video goes to:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=2tYLVjWFyGg#!
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Old 30th January 2013, 00:13     #13506
MadMax
Stuff
 
volvo brakes

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ridS396W2BY

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNi17YLnZpg
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Old 30th January 2013, 11:14     #13507
chiQ
Frag-muff
 
Awesome fail.

Volvo brakes aren't the most comfortable. At least not in the generation of cars mine is from. After my old car they're a bit of a shock. The pedal range is really short, so it's hard to finesse your braking, and very easy to brake harder than you'd like. They work bloody well when you need them though. I've been in emergency braking situations on the open road twice since I got that car, and the performance was amazing.
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Old 30th January 2013, 11:48     #13508
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I think the point of both of those videos was comparing the automated braking system between trucks and cars. Rather than regular brakes on regular cars.

Last edited by Luse : 30th January 2013 at 11:51.
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Old 30th January 2013, 12:49     #13509
chiQ
Frag-muff
 
I'm not really fussed about what the point was.
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Old 30th January 2013, 13:16     #13510
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I'm not really fussed about what the point was.
just wanted to tell everyone your cool story
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Old 30th January 2013, 13:56     #13511
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She'll punch your arse bro, better shut up.
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Old 30th January 2013, 14:01     #13512
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She'll punch your arse bro, better shut up.
Hey did you see that new gif they are playing down at the cinemas?
of course you didn't.
Because gifs are not videos.
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Old 30th January 2013, 14:11     #13513
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Old 30th January 2013, 18:39     #13514
Dusty
 
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Hey did you see that new gif they are playing down at the cinemas?
of course you didn't.
Because gifs are not videos.
Nope - they're just frames made up of pictures. Unlike at the movies where it's just....oh wait....
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Old 30th January 2013, 18:56     #13515
p01s0n
 
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Nope - they're just frames made up of pictures. Unlike at the movies where it's just....oh wait....
get a load of this white knighting phaggot
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Old 30th January 2013, 19:14     #13516
CCS
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o_O

Never seen a movie with 12 frames in a perpetual loop.
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Old 30th January 2013, 19:43     #13517
Trigger
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get a load of this white knighting phaggot
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Old 30th January 2013, 19:58     #13518
chiQ
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Quote:
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Never seen a movie with 12 frames in a perpetual loop.
I don't think much of the content posted in this thread is movies.
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Old 30th January 2013, 20:29     #13519
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Old 30th January 2013, 20:36     #13520
CCS
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Quote:
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I don't think much of the content posted in this thread is movies.
So? They're still videos, and gifs aren't videos.
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