Random Thoughts II - Page 57

ChaosWulf · 15th August 2008, 11:14

A day doesn't count as a snappy comeback, kid

Azmodan · 15th August 2008, 11:23

Well you know what they say mum...

speed kills.

YEAAAAAAAAAAH

StN · 15th August 2008, 11:31

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

My GF's old work used to basically make her feel guilty whenever she called in sick.

I understand a certain department store in Christchurch still requests a formal letter of apology to team members and management if you take a sick day.

Baal · 15th August 2008, 11:38

LET'S START A WAR

Cyberbob · 15th August 2008, 11:39

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baal

LET'S START A WAR

START A NUCLEAR WAR

chiQ · 15th August 2008, 11:42

Quote:

Originally Posted by StN

But was he closely involved in raising the offspring - and did those said offspring socialise in close proximity to heaps of others in daycare?

There is a close corelation here between the staff that take sick days, and the staff with kids, and it doesn't seem to matter whether or not they were concieved in wedlock or not, or if their mother had excessive penicillin use.

Yeah he did, and my grandmother was a school teacher as well, so he had his three children and his wife bringing everything home. He was also in fairly high-powered, stressful work, and travelled extensively to places like Africa, Asia, and the Middle East. He was just a very robust man. It took a melanoma leading to ghastly secondary cancers to take him down in the end. That was the only time I knew him to be sick.

Baal · 15th August 2008, 11:44

Quote:

Originally Posted by Cyberbob

START A NUCLEAR WAR

AT THE GAY BAR GAY BAR GAY BAR

StN · 15th August 2008, 11:48

Quote:

Originally Posted by chiQ

Yeah he did, and my grandmother was a school teacher as well, so he had his three children and his wife bringing everything home. He was also in fairly high-powered, stressful work, and travelled extensively to places like Africa, Asia, and the Middle East. He was just a very robust man. It took a melanoma leading to ghastly secondary cancers to take him down in the end. That was the only time I knew him to be sick.

You come from good stock then!

[fe] · 15th August 2008, 13:00

/Checked lastfm homepage for some reason, noticed they mix local event content with list stats (good call). Then the Meshuggah link. added by noodles.

Noodles.

Reformed_Quint · 15th August 2008, 13:21

"Another function of necking is affectionate and sexual, in which two males will caress and court each other, leading up to mounting and climax. Same sex relations are more frequent than heterosexual behaviour. In one area 94% of mounting incidents were of a homosexual nature"

Giraffes are MEGA gay.

StN · 15th August 2008, 13:42

Well, duh - look at what they wear!

Jonas Undrawing · 15th August 2008, 13:58

Yeah! Zebra-print chaps! flaming!

MadMax · 16th August 2008, 10:50

how does a glitch at an isp mean that people are finding themselves 'logged' into other people's web accounts?

that's trademe, bebo, facebook, myspace, gmail, livejournal, etc. being fed cached versions accidentally i can understand ... but being logged into them?

MadMax · 16th August 2008, 10:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

Giraffes are MEGA gay.

monkeys do it up the bum

Rince · 16th August 2008, 11:19

I LOL'd at the guy who saw someone else's FB page (or something), so he pulled the power out on his modem/router to stop other people seeing *his*

WTF!?!?!?!?

anyway I think that's what his logic was.... bit hard to tell

MadMax · 16th August 2008, 11:46

almost sounds like a journalist copying material off a forum, and read somone's joke wrong.

Kryten · 16th August 2008, 12:36

Forget that the caching failed, how fucked up do you have to be to be even contemplating caching domestic traffic?

DevilWTKC · 16th August 2008, 12:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

.... mounting incidents ...

It wasn't rape! It was a "mounting incident".

I'm not cheating on you, it was a merely a "mounting incident".

*chortle*

StN · 16th August 2008, 16:45

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rince

I LOL'd at the guy who saw someone else's FB page (or something), so he pulled the power out on his modem/router to stop other people seeing *his*

WTF!?!?!?!?

anyway I think that's what his logic was.... bit hard to tell

That's what I though, until I re-read the bit where he ran some kind of blog, and I wondered if he was hosting it locally.

fidgit · 16th August 2008, 18:25

Hard to feel sorry for the kids that couldn't access Blackboard at Otago, where "all their assignment resources are held"

Quote:

Originally Posted by Otago Student

"We have assignments due and we're trying to log in to Blackboard where all our online resources are to get assignments done, and we can't even access our own accounts.

Maybe you shouldn't be doing it the night before it's due then!

Kids. These. Days.*

*and also but not excluding, pretty much all previous days, but come on... "wah I can't do it on the last night I have" isn't news worthy. It's karma.

Ashley · 16th August 2008, 19:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by fidgit

Hard to feel sorry for the kids that couldn't access Blackboard at Otago, where "all their assignment resources are held"

Maybe you shouldn't be doing it the night before it's due then!

Kids. These. Days.*

*and also but not excluding, pretty much all previous days, but come on... "wah I can't do it on the last night I have" isn't news worthy. It's karma.

Regardless, its quite well known throughout universities and tertiary providers that blackboard is a smoldering heap of shit, fit for only trolls and hobo-goblins.

fidgit · 17th August 2008, 02:37

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ashley

Regardless, its quite well known throughout universities and tertiary providers that blackboard is a smoldering heap of shit, fit for only trolls and hobo-goblins.

Oh it's still that bad? To be honest, I thought it must have improved from when i'd be exposed to it around 2000 at Victoria if they were still using it 8 years later :/

There's obviously a market for this sort of software... how hard can it be to create something decent?

Ritalin · 17th August 2008, 10:33

Yep, Vic are still using Blackboard.
Yep, It's still a smoldering heap of shit, fit for only trolls and hobo-goblins.
:/

StN · 18th August 2008, 15:14

Should'a stuck to computer games...

CCS · 18th August 2008, 15:35

I bet that little tramp told him she was 16.

Quote:

Victorian County Court Judge Meryl Sexton today said Yates knew the girl was underage when he met her, but continued with his plan to take her to the motel and have sex with her.

Oh.

Quote:

He pleaded guilty to two counts of sexual penetration with a child under 16 and to two counts of an indecent act with a child under 16.

SLUT!!!!!!!

?>Superman · 18th August 2008, 15:47

better than a wank

Reformed_Quint · 18th August 2008, 15:49

Quote:

Originally Posted by ?>Superman

better than a wank

Better than wanking on a midget?

StN · 18th August 2008, 15:50

Better than fidgeting with the digit dots?
Hmm - that sounds like Hopoate!

chiQ · 18th August 2008, 18:38

Quote:

Originally Posted by StN

You come from good stock then!

Yeah, if it's genetic it skipped me though. I'm hopeless.

Lat1n0 · 18th August 2008, 19:12

Hahahahaha classic!

Pimp My Infrastructure

http://clients.ogdenstudios.com/inde...d=31&itemid=49

SpaceCowboy · 18th August 2008, 20:54

LOL
"what is this? a NERD FRISBEE?"

Rivertrog · 18th August 2008, 21:11

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baal

LET'S START A WAR

GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR

crocos · 19th August 2008, 01:30

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rivertrog

GLOBAL THERMONUCLEAR WAR

Would you like to play a game?

A Corpse · 19th August 2008, 08:19

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

Would you like to play a game?

"Shall we play a game".

Reformed_Quint · 19th August 2008, 09:58

Quote:

Originally Posted by A Corpse

"Shall we play a game".

"We have all the time in the world."

Lightspeed · 19th August 2008, 10:46

I have the gut stench this morning.

Ashley · 19th August 2008, 16:49

central interior mountains of BC + massive thunderstorm and lightning hitting everything = awesome

lektronimo · 19th August 2008, 17:14

360 Pano from Olympics: http://www.karikuukka.com/peking2008/100m/

doppelgänger of someone · 19th August 2008, 17:19

http://www.mygazines.com/

Latest magazine scans

CCS · 19th August 2008, 17:22

Someone's been reading the Herald!

16th August 2008, 10:50	#2253
MadMax Stuff	how does a glitch at an isp mean that people are finding themselves 'logged' into other people's web accounts? that's trademe, bebo, facebook, myspace, gmail, livejournal, etc. being fed cached versions accidentally i can understand ... but being logged into them? __________________ My degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.

16th August 2008, 11:19	#2255
Rince SLUTS!!!!!!!	I LOL'd at the guy who saw someone else's FB page (or something), so he pulled the power out on his modem/router to stop other people seeing his WTF!?!?!?!? anyway I think that's what his logic was.... bit hard to tell __________________ Slow internet is worse than no internet. It's like putting your penis in once and then being required to make out for 2 hours --Matt "The Oatmeal" Inman

18th August 2008, 20:54	#2271
SpaceCowboy Here be dragons	LOL "what is this? a NERD FRISBEE?" __________________ Peace.

19th August 2008, 17:22	#2280
CCS Stunt Pants	^^^ Someone's been reading the Herald! __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

15th August 2008, 11:14	#2241
ChaosWulf Don't worry, be harpy	A day doesn't count as a snappy comeback, kid

15th August 2008, 11:23	#2242
Azmodan	Well you know what they say mum... speed kills. YEAAAAAAAAAAH

15th August 2008, 13:00	#2249
[fe]	/Checked lastfm homepage for some reason, noticed they mix local event content with list stats (good call). Then the Meshuggah link. added by noodles. Noodles.

15th August 2008, 13:21	#2250
Reformed_Quint	"Another function of necking is affectionate and sexual, in which two males will caress and court each other, leading up to mounting and climax. Same sex relations are more frequent than heterosexual behaviour. In one area 94% of mounting incidents were of a homosexual nature" Giraffes are MEGA gay.

15th August 2008, 13:42	#2251
StN I have detailed files	Well, duh - look at what they wear!

15th August 2008, 13:58	#2252
Jonas Undrawing	Yeah! Zebra-print chaps! flaming!

16th August 2008, 11:46	#2256
MadMax Stuff	almost sounds like a journalist copying material off a forum, and read somone's joke wrong.

16th August 2008, 12:36	#2257
Kryten	Forget that the caching failed, how fucked up do you have to be to be even contemplating caching domestic traffic?

17th August 2008, 10:33	#2263
Ritalin	Yep, Vic are still using Blackboard. Yep, It's still a smoldering heap of shit, fit for only trolls and hobo-goblins. :/

18th August 2008, 15:14	#2264
StN I have detailed files	Should'a stuck to computer games...

18th August 2008, 15:47	#2266
?>Superman	better than a wank

18th August 2008, 15:50	#2268
StN I have detailed files	Better than fidgeting with the digit dots? Hmm - that sounds like Hopoate!

18th August 2008, 19:12	#2270
Lat1n0	Hahahahaha classic! Pimp My Infrastructure http://clients.ogdenstudios.com/inde...d=31&itemid=49 __________________ SPANGLISH - ABSOBLOODYLUTELY

19th August 2008, 10:46	#2276
Lightspeed	I have the gut stench this morning. __________________ Stay shook. No sook.

19th August 2008, 16:49	#2277
Ashley Fuck up Ashley	central interior mountains of BC + massive thunderstorm and lightning hitting everything = awesome

19th August 2008, 17:14	#2278
lektronimo	360 Pano from Olympics: http://www.karikuukka.com/peking2008/100m/

19th August 2008, 17:19	#2279
doppelgänger of someone	http://www.mygazines.com/ Latest magazine scans