Random Thoughts II - Page 103

Jonas Undrawing · 11th October 2008, 18:12

the olympics wasnt really a proud moment for the chinese. "Don't smoke, hide those slums from view, don't drive, swap that uggo singer with a prettier one. Don't be so... chinese! The world will love us then."

xor · 11th October 2008, 18:26

Of course you'd want to hide the slums, you're hosting a bigass world event would you not make your bed if you're expecting to bring home a piss of ass that night? Akl cleaned up all the tagging on the southern motorway when Clinton came to town. It's all about image. I think that spanking the Americans in the medal tally is a proud moment for them.

Rep · 11th October 2008, 19:30

http://www.potpourrigift.com/itemdy00.asp?T1=R85103

see, you can get your hand in there...

A Corpse · 11th October 2008, 19:54

Quote:

Originally Posted by xor

a piss of ass

Wat?

Jonas Undrawing · 11th October 2008, 19:57

too much curry, i think. So you have to change your sheets.

doppelgänger of someone · 13th October 2008, 18:46

One look at her and I knew she is French

LordP · 13th October 2008, 19:00

IRC channel living up to its name...

17:58 -!- Topic for #planetslackers: <leadinjector> im totally wobbling my beast
17:58 -!- Topic set by Cyberbob [] [Fri Oct 13 16:15:30 2006]

Reformed_Quint · 13th October 2008, 19:03

I thought only kids and nerds used IRC....

Oh thats right, this is NZG.

crocos · 13th October 2008, 20:03

So are you a kid, a nerd, or both, Quint?

lektronimo · 13th October 2008, 22:01

Ok... normally I would not bother with asking for help on message boards for uni stuff (let alone start a new thread for it) BUT I'm sort of in the poo for this simple assignment... that is, simple if you speak the language.

So are there fluent speakers on this board which can translate around 150-200 words to Italian from English (and correct the stuff I've done so far)? I have to to be in front of the class for five minutes with a powerpoint presentation, and talk about flying to Rome from NZ, catching a train to city, prices and tourist attraction in present and past tense.

Mickey · 13th October 2008, 22:12

Quote:

Originally Posted by lektronimo

Ok... normally I would not bother with asking for help on message boards for uni stuff (let alone start a new thread for it) BUT I'm sort of in the poo for this simple assignment... that is, simple if you speak the language.

So are there fluent speakers on this board which can translate around 150-200 words to Italian from English (and correct the stuff I've done so far)? I have to to be in front of the class for five minutes with a powerpoint presentation, and talk about flying to Rome from NZ, catching a train to city, prices and tourist attraction in present and past tense.

Have you tried that babelfish site? I translate a lot of dutch stuff from relatives in there. Very handy.

lektronimo · 13th October 2008, 22:20

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mickey

Have you tried that babelfish site? I translate a lot of dutch stuff from relatives in there. Very handy.

Yea, but it transliterates the text very much like Word Lingo (translation in Word 07). This is only good for rough translations, and I need it to be more accurate.

Baal · 13th October 2008, 22:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by Reformed_Quint

I thought only kids and nerds used IRC....

Oh thats right, this is NZG.

I thought only nerds tried to talk about nerds on the fucking internet. Nerd.

caffiend · 13th October 2008, 22:52

Quote:

Originally Posted by doppelgänger of someone

One look at her and I knew she is French

Not really. She's from Jersey in the Channel, and she sounds like a Souf Londonah, innit when she talks.

doppelgänger of someone · 13th October 2008, 23:49

Her father is half French, that's quite enough to give her the Carla Bruni look.

CCS · 14th October 2008, 01:30

I don't care what her deal is, she's exquisite and I would like to fill those eyes with cum.

caffiend · 14th October 2008, 01:39

Form an orderly queue.

She's cute on Buzzcocks (if a bit dopey): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV8dE9ZFJsw (funny episode BTW)

DrTiTus · 14th October 2008, 01:44

She kinda looks like she's from the Dark Crystal

Spoon1 · 14th October 2008, 01:51

Quote:

Originally Posted by DrTiTus

She kinda looks like she's from the Dark Crystal

Gelfling hmmmmm?

caffiend · 14th October 2008, 02:00

I've decided that Simon Amstell (the host from that Buzzcocks link above) makes it into my List of People I'd Like to Invite to a Dinner Party. Along with the following: Stephen Fry, Dorothy Parker, Robert Mugabe, The Cheeky Girls, Robert the Bruce, Sandra Shine and Precious McKenzie.

Spoon1 · 14th October 2008, 02:27

No Benny Greb?...

doppelgänger of someone · 14th October 2008, 02:47

ok, I just found out Carla Bruni's parents are Italians. Now I hate hate hate her guts.

In other news, Nerina Pallot is HOPELESS on 1 Leicester Square with Russell Brand. HOPELESS like a giddy schoolgirl.

[WanG] Wandarah · 14th October 2008, 03:11

i like my new Sony MDREX85LPB headphones very much

[WanG] Wandarah · 14th October 2008, 03:16

Quote:

Originally Posted by [WanG] Wandarah

i like my new Sony MDREX85LPB headphones very much

but it is a shame i got desperate and had to buy from argos, thus paying 9000 times more than i shouldve

Kryten · 14th October 2008, 03:24

It's 2am and I'm madly hitting refresh on Cricinfo's text commentary of the Ireland/Kenya 4-day game, because my brother-in-law is currently bowling. It's kinda awesome actually

[WanG] Wandarah · 14th October 2008, 03:27

you let your sister marry a kenyan?!

Kryten · 14th October 2008, 03:30

Dude, when you need someone to run down to the shops for a bottle of milk, you want a Kenyan in the family.

[WanG] Wandarah · 14th October 2008, 04:36

haha, well played! must save on long distance postage too

Helious · 14th October 2008, 08:55

It's already been a colourful morning. One of the passengers on the bus I catch had the most epic seizure. Lasted for ages, 5minutes+ ??

I got off and caught another bus, fuck that.

crocos · 14th October 2008, 09:02

Such a caring dude

flic · 14th October 2008, 09:51

Just came back from our big holiday, part of which was a 4 night cruise to the bahamas from jacksonville florida.

Just got an email offering me another cruise (as a return customer) for $179 USD

GOODAM STUPID LIVING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD

That's it, we're moving to Canada

caffiend · 14th October 2008, 10:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spoon1

No Benny Greb?...

Nah. If he came I'd just spend the whole time watching him play, and would probably burn the bechamel sauce.

Helious · 14th October 2008, 10:04

Quote:

Originally Posted by crocos

Such a caring dude

I'm the youngest person on my bus, plenty of my elders came to his aid!

Quite a few passengers turned around, saw he was having a seizure and put their headphones back on and just ignored it.

I've seen people have seizures before, no big deal, just make sure they don't choke. Recovery position and all that.

Cyberbob · 14th October 2008, 10:05

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordP

IRC channel living up to its name...

17:58 -!- Topic for #planetslackers: <leadinjector> im totally wobbling my beast
17:58 -!- Topic set by Cyberbob [] [Fri Oct 13 16:15:30 2006]

Phwoar, oldskool

I wonder if anyone is left in #smarm

Cyberbob · 14th October 2008, 10:20

http://www.google.com/search2001.html

Google the interwebs in a time machine.

LordP · 14th October 2008, 10:35

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kryten

It's 2am and I'm madly hitting refresh on Cricinfo's text commentary of the Ireland/Kenya 4-day game, because my brother-in-law is currently bowling. It's kinda awesome actually

So, who is your brother-in-law?

Reformed_Quint · 14th October 2008, 10:55

Quote:

Originally Posted by Baal

I thought only nerds tried to talk about nerds on the fucking internet. Nerd.

Whatever, yesterday, while walking home, i raped 3 nerds and knocked out 4 kids for asking me to 'support sea scouts'.

I'm so unerdy i have to employ someone to post on forums for me.

Kryten · 14th October 2008, 11:26

Quote:

Originally Posted by LordP

So, who is your brother-in-law?

Regan West, Taranaki born and raised, played for Wellington and CD but met and married an Irish girl a few years ago and has been in Belfast long enough (just) to become eligible for their national team.

BillHague · 14th October 2008, 11:45

I'm amazed that living in Belfast makes you eligible for the Irish national team at all...

Helious · 14th October 2008, 16:02

I read the most retarded thing on a van(some hippy van) when I was on the bus today on my way home.

"Would you still use a silencer to shoot a Mime?"

UHHHHHHH

14th October 2008, 01:30	#4096
CCS Stunt Pants	I don't care what her deal is, she's exquisite and I would like to fill those eyes with cum. __________________ I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner?

14th October 2008, 01:44	#4098
DrTiTus HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE	She kinda looks like she's from the Dark Crystal __________________ Finger rolling rhythm, ride the horse one hand...

14th October 2008, 09:51	#4111
flic Dee Hast Mish	Just came back from our big holiday, part of which was a 4 night cruise to the bahamas from jacksonville florida. Just got an email offering me another cruise (as a return customer) for $179 USD GOODAM STUPID LIVING ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD That's it, we're moving to Canada __________________ In the future, everyone will be anonymous for 15 minutes

11th October 2008, 18:12	#4081
Jonas Undrawing	the olympics wasnt really a proud moment for the chinese. "Don't smoke, hide those slums from view, don't drive, swap that uggo singer with a prettier one. Don't be so... chinese! The world will love us then."

11th October 2008, 18:26	#4082
xor	Of course you'd want to hide the slums, you're hosting a bigass world event would you not make your bed if you're expecting to bring home a piss of ass that night? Akl cleaned up all the tagging on the southern motorway when Clinton came to town. It's all about image. I think that spanking the Americans in the medal tally is a proud moment for them.

11th October 2008, 19:30	#4083
Rep	Snot dispenser 3000! http://www.potpourrigift.com/itemdy00.asp?T1=R85103 see, you can get your hand in there...

11th October 2008, 19:57	#4085
Jonas Undrawing	too much curry, i think. So you have to change your sheets.

13th October 2008, 18:46	#4086
doppelgänger of someone	One look at her and I knew she is French

13th October 2008, 19:00	#4087
LordP	IRC channel living up to its name... 17:58 -!- Topic for #planetslackers: <leadinjector> im totally wobbling my beast 17:58 -!- Topic set by Cyberbob [] [Fri Oct 13 16:15:30 2006] __________________ "Nothing is so smiple that it can't be screwed up."

13th October 2008, 19:03	#4088
Reformed_Quint	I thought only kids and nerds used IRC.... Oh thats right, this is NZG.

13th October 2008, 20:03	#4089
crocos	So are you a kid, a nerd, or both, Quint? __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

13th October 2008, 22:01	#4090
lektronimo	Need Help with Italian!! Pronto! Ok... normally I would not bother with asking for help on message boards for uni stuff (let alone start a new thread for it) BUT I'm sort of in the poo for this simple assignment... that is, simple if you speak the language. So are there fluent speakers on this board which can translate around 150-200 words to Italian from English (and correct the stuff I've done so far)? I have to to be in front of the class for five minutes with a powerpoint presentation, and talk about flying to Rome from NZ, catching a train to city, prices and tourist attraction in present and past tense.

13th October 2008, 23:49	#4095
doppelgänger of someone	Her father is half French, that's quite enough to give her the Carla Bruni look.

14th October 2008, 01:39	#4097
caffiend	Form an orderly queue. She's cute on Buzzcocks (if a bit dopey): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HV8dE9ZFJsw (funny episode BTW) __________________ If ignorance is bliss, why is everyone so unhappy these days?

14th October 2008, 02:00	#4100
caffiend	I've decided that Simon Amstell (the host from that Buzzcocks link above) makes it into my List of People I'd Like to Invite to a Dinner Party. Along with the following: Stephen Fry, Dorothy Parker, Robert Mugabe, The Cheeky Girls, Robert the Bruce, Sandra Shine and Precious McKenzie. __________________ If ignorance is bliss, why is everyone so unhappy these days?

14th October 2008, 02:27	#4101
Spoon1 Mmm... Sacrilicious	No Benny Greb?...

14th October 2008, 02:47	#4102
doppelgänger of someone	ok, I just found out Carla Bruni's parents are Italians. Now I hate hate hate her guts. In other news, Nerina Pallot is HOPELESS on 1 Leicester Square with Russell Brand. HOPELESS like a giddy schoolgirl.

14th October 2008, 03:11	#4103
[WanG] Wandarah	i like my new Sony MDREX85LPB headphones very much

14th October 2008, 03:24	#4105
Kryten	It's 2am and I'm madly hitting refresh on Cricinfo's text commentary of the Ireland/Kenya 4-day game, because my brother-in-law is currently bowling. It's kinda awesome actually

14th October 2008, 03:27	#4106
[WanG] Wandarah	you let your sister marry a kenyan?!

14th October 2008, 03:30	#4107
Kryten	Dude, when you need someone to run down to the shops for a bottle of milk, you want a Kenyan in the family.

14th October 2008, 04:36	#4108
[WanG] Wandarah	haha, well played! must save on long distance postage too

14th October 2008, 08:55	#4109
Helious	It's already been a colourful morning. One of the passengers on the bus I catch had the most epic seizure. Lasted for ages, 5minutes+ ?? I got off and caught another bus, fuck that.

14th October 2008, 09:02	#4110
crocos	Such a caring dude __________________ Ξ √ Ω L U T ↑ ☼ N وكل يوم كنت تعيش في العبودية

14th October 2008, 10:20	#4115
Cyberbob	http://www.google.com/search2001.html Google the interwebs in a time machine. __________________ ɹǝʌo sᴉ ǝɯɐƃ ʎɥʇ

14th October 2008, 11:45	#4119
BillHague	I'm amazed that living in Belfast makes you eligible for the Irish national team at all...

14th October 2008, 16:02	#4120
Helious	I read the most retarded thing on a van(some hippy van) when I was on the bus today on my way home. "Would you still use a silencer to shoot a Mime?" UHHHHHHH