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29th January 2016, 13:16 | #40001 |
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Let's be real... we've all fucked a dog at least once in our lives. Right?
Right?
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29th January 2016, 13:26 | #40002 | |
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29th January 2016, 14:13 | #40004 |
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29th January 2016, 14:34 | #40005 | |
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
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2nd February 2016, 12:15 | #40006 |
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Quote of the day from a manager at work:
It's only incest if your sister's ugly.
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2nd February 2016, 13:44 | #40007 |
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2nd February 2016, 16:38 | #40008 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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I'm not sure whether to be fascinated, repelled, or fap |
3rd February 2016, 13:39 | #40009 |
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Can't it be all three?
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
3rd February 2016, 13:58 | #40010 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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At first I thought it was a photoshop of one chick standing next to herself, then maybe twin sisters, but it turns out it is a photo of two different and totally unrelated chicks.
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3rd February 2016, 14:24 | #40011 |
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I think they look like aliens who had observed all of Earth's media with the intention of disguising themselves as a human woman to infiltrate mankind and seduce powerful men into giving up their secrets and that photo is the end result.
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
3rd February 2016, 14:37 | #40012 |
get to da choppa
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Not sure if there are people in that photo - can't tell through the thick walls of cake.
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3rd February 2016, 14:46 | #40013 |
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still would bang
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3rd February 2016, 15:12 | #40014 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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would sell organs to bang
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3rd February 2016, 16:24 | #40015 |
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I'll take the one on the right; you can take the ugly one.
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
3rd February 2016, 20:59 | #40016 |
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Apparently these young women have problems with penises.
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/arti...ia-trolls.html |
4th February 2016, 10:13 | #40017 |
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i dont get it, id fuck both of em?
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10th February 2016, 10:11 | #40018 |
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10th February 2016, 20:08 | #40019 |
I have detailed files
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Although, to be fair, if Powerball comes in, I'm quite keen to annoy a lot of people too!
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10th February 2016, 22:58 | #40020 |
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Did you buy your ticket in Tauranga?
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11th February 2016, 07:35 | #40021 |
I have detailed files
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They appear to use the same method as myself, but no.
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12th February 2016, 19:25 | #40022 |
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Richard Dawkins cancels NZ tour due to stroke
Had stroke Expected to make full recovery IS THIS A WARNING FROM GOD??!?
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? |
22nd February 2016, 19:06 | #40023 |
Mmm... Sacrilicious
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Full recovery surely means he's blessed by God
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23rd February 2016, 12:04 | #40024 |
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Humans are gods in the making. Once we reach peak civilisation we will be of the ultimate form then each of us are assigned our own parallel universe to look after, spawned and created with the seed of ones DNA. The God that created the universe where Earth resides is winning the game of creation amongst his peers - hence why we haven't been obliberated/visited/...
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23rd February 2016, 12:40 | #40025 |
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
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HENCE WHY
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23rd February 2016, 15:28 | #40026 |
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NZG goes down for a few days and MadMax loses his remaining few marbles.
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24th February 2016, 18:46 | #40027 |
A mariachi ogre snorkel
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24th February 2016, 19:21 | #40028 |
Mmm... Sacrilicious
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You know what? I really need something else to be addicted to after quitting smoking...
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24th February 2016, 20:00 | #40029 | |
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24th February 2016, 21:01 | #40030 |
HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
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Vilify teachers - for Queers swindle Tithe from 1 Day Retarded
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25th February 2016, 11:10 | #40031 | |
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25th February 2016, 17:14 | #40032 |
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I couldn't resist announcing "oh gee that's a bit corny", pointing out a bag of corn cobs a staff member has stashed away
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29th February 2016, 19:13 | #40033 |
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1st March 2016, 18:45 | #40034 |
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Won't someone think of the children!!
Stop flashing your bits around: Why I have no sympathy for Eden Park streaker
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2nd March 2016, 09:35 | #40035 |
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Got a tweet that nicly sums up the three sorts of reactions to this sort of thing:
Honour, Dignity, Victim. H: He got what he deserved for being disrespectful D: If he had any dignity he wouldn't have streaked in the first place V: Poor streaker, violence is never justified |
2nd March 2016, 12:23 | #40036 |
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I think it's pretty harmless and the fines/convictions are a good deterrent. So yeah he probably shouldn't have done it but that doesn't mean he should have got beats.
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2nd March 2016, 14:37 | #40037 |
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Pretty low levels of sympathy for someone who has essentially committed a sex crime in the presence of minors.
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