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Old 23rd June 2003, 14:32     #1
SepulchraL
 
Sad circumcision

after a year of being on a waiting list, i finally got it done. (for medical reasons, not for the fuck of it)

it isn't sore at the moment, but fuck it's getting that way. (my drugs are wearing off) looks real sick too. i got a pretty green bandage tho. it's real sore when my knob touches my boxers.

no sex or jerking the meat for 6 weeks, god be with me.

why am i telling you this? i'm still very fucked up on anesthetic.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 14:34     #2
mpx
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Re: circumcision

Quote:
Originally posted by SepulchraL

no sex or jerking the meat for 6 weeks, god be with me.
:O
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 14:34     #3
Cookie
 
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 14:35     #4
StN
I have detailed files
 
Did you enquire as to whether you could be orally pleasured?
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 14:36     #5
SepulchraL
 
i'm real scared of getting a boner
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 14:36     #6
Bread
 
Just wait until the time comes to take off the plaster.

Hello, pain.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 14:37     #7
Cookie
 
YUO=LAME

Quote:
Originally posted by SepulchraL
i'm real scared of getting a boner
So you should be. Your cock is gonna break through its own skin.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 14:38     #8
StN
I have detailed files
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Cookie
So you should be. Your cock is gonna break through its own skin.
Image of those sad little saveloys that are always left until last because all the skin is hanging off them...
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 14:38     #9
SepulchraL
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Cookie
So you should be. Your cock is gonna break through its own skin.
exactly

i don't want to sleep tonight... morning glory and all.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 14:44     #10
Nine_of_Hearts
 
Thumbs up

Get a good helpin of goatse. That oughta keep the 'little major' down for a fair while.
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Old 23rd June 2003, 14:44     #11
fobski
 
lol

its gonna be like custers last stand man

your gonna wake up and blood will be everywhere, screaming like an indian, and its all due to you being scalped


{edit} use this pic to quell the memories btw this aint worksafe at all www.tubgirl.com{edit}

Last edited by fobski : 23rd June 2003 at 14:45.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 14:51     #12
StN
I have detailed files
 
When do we start the "Pee-Cock" jokes?

 
Old 23rd June 2003, 14:52     #13
SepulchraL
 
woaahhhhhhh, pissing at proper speed is the most strange feeling to me.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 14:54     #14
leadinjector
 
how did you use to piss? you fucking freakshow.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 14:55     #15
sv
simulationszeitalter
 
why? why? why?
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 14:56     #16
StN
I have detailed files
 
Somehow, It seems that Sep's nether regions may have resembled Mos Eisley. How did you stave off infection all these years pissing through a low pressure shower head?
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 14:58     #17
SepulchraL
 
alright, i suppose i should explain..

before my foreskin wouldn't pull back, so i had all of a 2mm wide hole to piss out of (so i pissed real slow, and foreskin blew up like a ballon)

ewww, theres like massive bruising at the base of my cock, wtf is going on?!
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:00     #18
Cookie
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SepulchraL
alright, i suppose i should explain..

before my foreskin wouldn't pull back, so i had all of a 2mm wide hole to piss out of (so i pissed real slow, and foreskin blew up like a ballon)

ewww, theres like massive bruising at the base of my cock, wtf is going on?!
Eeee.. that was an overshare....
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:01     #19
Nine_of_Hearts
 
Question

Stop beating it?
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Old 23rd June 2003, 15:01     #20
SepulchraL
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Cookie
Eeee.. that was an overshare....
nah, i'm about to start posting pics
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:02     #21
sv
simulationszeitalter
 
I would have opted for hole enlargement surgery rather than cutting the whole thing off. But its your peenux
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:03     #22
SepulchraL
 
Quote:
Originally posted by sv
I would have opted for hole enlargement surgery rather than cutting the whole thing off. But its your peenux
trust me, if i could of, i would have
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:06     #23
StN
I have detailed files
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SepulchraL
before my foreskin wouldn't pull back, so i had all of a 2mm wide hole to piss out of (so i pissed real slow, and foreskin blew up like a ballon)
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:10     #24
leadinjector
 
so what about when you shoot the shotgun? did it just sort of dribble out?

and man i never knew you were so deformed, its hilarious
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:15     #25
SepulchraL
 
Quote:
Originally posted by leadinjector
so what about when you shoot the shotgun? did it just sort of dribble out?

and man i never knew you were so deformed, its hilarious
ummm, i could still cumbshot sorta, but not really. mostly, *squirt* *dripple*

and put yourself in my shoes for a second, then you can laugh.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:17     #26
Y0keL
 
Quote:
Originally posted by SepulchraL
i'm real scared of getting a boner
be afraid, be very afraid......it's ok really, for the first few days, your dick will be in self preservation mode and will be too terrified to rise early and YOU will be too cautious to allow it to happen any other time, after about 3-4 days though, you will wake up cursing a few times.

Last edited by Y0keL : 23rd June 2003 at 15:20.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:19     #27
SepulchraL
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Y0keL
be afraid, be very afraid......it's ok really, for the first few days, your dick will be i self preservation mode and will be too terrified to rise early and YOU will be too cautious to allow it to happen any other time, after about 3-4 days though, you will wake up cursing a few times.
is this coming from experiance?
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:22     #28
Y0keL
 
yes, about 5 years ago, i got the snip
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:23     #29
leadinjector
 
yeah im sorry that was a bit harsh

would have imagined they would fix it at birth though instead waiting until it would be more painful and annoying
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:24     #30
SepulchraL
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Y0keL
yes, about 5 years ago, i got the snip
woohoo, thanks man.

i need more info tho, how much DOES it hurt?

will it bleed everywhere when if i get a boner in the night?
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:26     #31
SepulchraL
 
Quote:
Originally posted by leadinjector
yeah im sorry that was a bit harsh

would have imagined they would fix it at birth though instead waiting until it would be more painful and annoying
well from what i remember, it was fine at birth, i could happily pull it back untill i was about 7, when one morning i woke up and it was...er... closed, and wouldn't pull back. i was too asshamed to tell anyone till june last year, when i told the doctor, i've been on the waiting list since.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:26     #32
Simon
SHG
 
o/~ AND THE BLEEDING COMES IN THE NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT!!!

Sorry

Hold on a second, are you saying that your dick was malfunctioning from the age of seven until last year, and you never saw fit to TELL ANYONE?
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:28     #33
Cookie
 
Twitch

Quote:
Originally posted by SepulchraL
well from what i remember, it was fine at birth, i could happily pull it back untill i was about 7, when one morning i woke up and it was...er... closed, and wouldn't pull back. i was too asshamed to tell anyone till june last year, when i told the doctor, i've been on the waiting list since.
Eeek. Did.... girls.... like.........

How did they react to this?!?
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:29     #34
Foggerty
 
Quote:
Originally posted by fobski

{edit} use this pic to quell the memories btw this aint worksafe at all www.tubgirl.com{edit}
Jesus dude, that's um - yeah........

I just want to know why they've censored out her 'naughty bits' considering what's she's doing.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:30     #35
Y0keL
 
lol, sorry, no it shouldnt bleed everywhere, cause as soon as it starts to hurt, it should start to return to it's limp noodle status, even before you wake up, you just wake up feeling like you have a furnace where your doodle used to be, it's really more uncomfortable than painful though (i didnt get an erection for about 4 days after, so it had time to heal a bit). after about a week and a half i felt brave enough to leave the bandages off and walk around sans-foreskin, was a little sensitive at first, but that faded quickly (i assume you have dissolvable stitches?)

Last edited by Y0keL : 23rd June 2003 at 15:31.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:42     #36
SepulchraL
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Simon
Hold on a second, are you saying that your dick was malfunctioning from the age of seven until last year, and you never saw fit to TELL ANYONE?
well, up till the age of about 12-13 you don't think of using your penis for anything other than pissing out of it. so it didn't worry me (i think i kinda hoped it would fix itself)

but after about the age of 13, i knew i had to tell the doctor, i just didn't have the balls. but just after my 16th birthday, i thought to myself "I HAVE TO FIX THIS NOW" so i just walked straight into the doctors and told him.


Quote:
Originally posted by Y0keL
*snip* HEHEH
yea, dissolvable. mmm, i should have really asked more questions before the op. oh well, i'll follow what you did, seen it seemed to work for you.

Last edited by SepulchraL : 23rd June 2003 at 15:44.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:49     #37
Perfk
snakes & ladders
 
that's all actually kinda fascinating
(as is spink's arse thread)
or maybe I'm just strange

glad you don't have to wake up bleeding!
would just be too weird to try & picture a guy trying to fit a "libra goodnights" pad or something similar to his boxer shorts!!
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 15:49     #38
Logik
Mate, feed, kill, repeat
 
Quote:
Originally posted by Cookie
Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 16:05     #39
Y0keL
 
Quote:
Originally posted by PerfkDrug
that's all actually kinda fascinating
(as is spink's arse thread)
or maybe I'm just strange

glad you don't have to wake up bleeding!
would just be too weird to try & picture a guy trying to fit a "libra goodnights" pad or something similar to his boxer shorts!!
funny you should say that, i was at the supermarket today getting some tissues which happen to be right next to the tampax etc, as i was walking away, toward the checkout, i happened to notice a packet with the words, in bold, "LIBRA FOR MEN", , , they were mens "panty liners", me and my mate just looked at each other and walked out pissing ourselves (with laughter).

p.s. i need to work on my typing skills, my english isnt so great either

Last edited by Y0keL : 23rd June 2003 at 16:17.
 
Old 23rd June 2003, 16:07     #40
Uncle Gus
 
I had the snip done at birth, because I had the same (or similar) predickament (hehe) as you. Afterwards, the doctor was checking out little Gus to make sure it was all working fine, and I pissed in his eye. He took that as a yes.
 
 


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