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26th March 2019, 15:25 | #1 |
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Apple goes all in on services
https://techcrunch.com/video-article...ow-time-event/
Had to happen and we all saw it coming but am I the only one a bit underwhelmed? |
26th March 2019, 17:36 | #2 |
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Come on, man. Titanium card!
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26th March 2019, 18:34 | #3 |
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Hey I trust Apple more than just about any corporation on earth, especially more than banks, but the number one thing I care about in a credit card is the interest rate and I don't see that anywhere.
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26th March 2019, 18:47 | #4 |
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Interest rate, sminterest rate! Owning Apple gear is all about being a fucking poseur! Whatever the interest rate is, it'll be worth it do have a titanium card that is actually titanium! I mean, some cards are platinum cards but are they actually platinum? Nooo. Do they have a sweet Apple logo? Nooo.
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I just want to understand this, sir. Every time a rug is micturated upon in this fair city, I have to compensate the owner? Last edited by CCS : 26th March 2019 at 18:48. |
26th March 2019, 19:09 | #5 |
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I don't think CCS is being sincere
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26th March 2019, 19:19 | #6 |
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It's probably actually a debit card
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26th March 2019, 19:48 | #7 |
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Pffft Apple users don't need debit cards, they're the sort of financially-secure alpha consumers who pay off their credit cards in full every month, hell I'm surprised this isn't an Amex-style card.
^^ uses debit card ^^^ when he doesn't leave his entire wallet at home by mistake like today |
27th March 2019, 12:18 | #8 |
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The Apple Card isn't even contactless, weird.
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27th March 2019, 12:54 | #9 |
I have detailed files
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Is it a rectangle with round corners?
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27th March 2019, 18:34 | #10 | |
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27th March 2019, 19:16 | #11 | |
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27th March 2019, 19:17 | #12 |
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I wish I were the first wag to ask "why isn't it called HyperCard", but I'm not.
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27th March 2019, 19:41 | #13 |
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Psych! Apple follows up with actual new products!
"APPLE PRODUCT LAUNCH" — A Bad Lip Reading https://youtu.be/ArjUUDhntzE |
31st March 2019, 01:54 | #14 |
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I need me an Apple DeBonk DeBonk.
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1st April 2019, 18:19 | #15 |
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This is of course kinda what Cringely predicted a couple of months ago.
https://www.cringely.com/2019/02/27/...er-jack-welch/ |
5th June 2019, 14:43 | #16 |
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6th June 2019, 15:42 | #17 |
I have detailed files
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Grand standing...
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6th June 2019, 15:49 | #18 |
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Ab what even is that link
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HENCE WHY FOREVER ALONE
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6th June 2019, 16:52 | #20 |
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oops, fixed, ta
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